they'll never say that

jammi567 · 07-04-2006, 02:26 PM

This is now my 13th new thread, but anyways, this is where you can put stuff down that the characters shouldn't really say (or should say, but differently). for example:

To the tune of Barbie Girl by Aqua
Hermione:
I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world
I do magic, it's fantastic
Ghosts fly everywhere, pixies in my hair
A vacation from Muggle situations

Ron:
Wizards, witches, snakes, and snitches

Hermione:
I'm a hard-working girl
In this non-Muggle world
I do spells, I save Ron, I save Harry

Ron:
You're a know-it-all girl
And I almost could scream
Your obsession with homework is scary

Hermione:
You can laugh
At my wa-ays
But my O.W.L.S
Are better than yours
Oo-oo-oo
I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world
I do magic, it's fantastic
Ghosts fly everywhere, pixies in my hair
A vacation from Muggle situations

Ron:
Wizards, witches, snakes, and snitches

Hermione:
And the homework!

Ron:
Spells and flying, Snape defying

Hermione:
S.P.E.W.! S.P.E.W.!

jammi567 · 07-04-2006, 07:53 PM

(Harry and voldy are fighting in the graveyard, and after his parents have come out the wand.)
Parents: you must go back to hogwarts, harry
H: what if i don't want to?
P: what?!
H: mum, dad, you don't know what it's like being me. i get stared at and blamed for everything that happens at school. me and dumbledore have a strange relationship because every year, we seem to be spending more and more time together, and he keeps looking at me in a strange way, and it's getting annoying. i think he might be gay.
(everything goes silent, and every single person stares at him, and a tumbleweed goes by).
H: what?!
V: well...yeh. anyways, aren't you supposed to go back, so my plan can fail, and you go back, to foil my plans next year.
H: but i don't want to. you obversly don't realize how generally repectitive these endings can get. you set up this elaberate plan to try and kill me, you try to kill me, and i manage to escape from you by lucky coincedence. therefore, i want to join your very cool gang, so i can get my revenge on all those people who blame everything on me.
V: errr, no.
H: and why not?
V: a) because you're way too young to begin to even consider joining and b) you're harry potter, and you're supposed to be the good guy, therefore, no.
H: fine, have it your way!
(H stomps of to the porkey in a strop, leaving Cedrics body behind, whist everyone else just continues to stare at him).

jammi567 · 07-07-2006, 06:48 PM

(At the end of the 7th book)
Ron: Hermione, i have to tell you something.
Hermione: What?
R: i love you.
H: finally, it's taken you seven f*****g years, but you've finally got there.
(They start passionally snogging. Harry is nearby. he suddenly starts crying)
R: mate, what's wrong?
Ha: it's just so unfair. you've got Hermione, Tonks has got Lupin, Bills got Fleur. Even Snapes got...
H: Harry, just calm down.
Ha: (shouting) HOW CAN I! I'VE DEFEATED THE BADDEST GUY IN A CENTERY, AND RISKED MY LIFE ALL THE TIME I'VE BEEN AT SCHOOL! PLUS, I'VE LOST THE PEOPLE WHO'VE EVER CARED FOR ME! AND YET, NO-ONES FALLEN FOR ME!
R: you've just got to give it time...
Ha: IT'S BEEN TWO BLOODY MONTHS! (calming down) there's only one thing i can do. to jump into the viel. at least then, i'll be with people who love and care for me.
R+H: Noooooooooo, you can't!
(But harry doesn't listern, as he runs to the viel room. once there, he runs straight in and dies instantly).

durinsbane2244 · 07-07-2006, 08:11 PM

wow, not mocking, more pitying, this is sad. no one else has come here...*tear*...a shame indeed...i'll think of something soon...

jammi567 · 07-08-2006, 01:07 PM

Voldemorts song of his life:

I will not make the same mistakes that you did mum,
I will let myself cause others so much misery,
I will not break the way you did,
You fell so hard,
I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far.

Because of you,
I stray too far from the sidewalk,
Because of you,
I learned to play on the rough side,
So I can't get hurt.
Because of you,
I find it hard to trust,
Not only me, but everyone around me.
Because of you,
I am secretly afraid,

I never lose my way,
And it's not too long before someone points it out,
I cannot cry,
Because I know that's weakness in anybodys eyes
I'm forced to fake, a plan , a decent idea,
Every year of my life,
My soul can't possibly break,
When it wasn't even whole to start with.

Because of you,
I stray too far from the sidewalk,
Because of you,
I learned to play on the rough side,
So I can't get hurt.
Because of you,
I find it hard to trust,
Not only me, but everyone around me.
Because of you,
I am secretly afraid.

I watched lily die,
I heard harry cry,
Every night in harry's sleep,
I was so old,
He should've known better than to connect to me.
I never thought of anyone else,
I just saw my pain,
And now I cry secrectly,
In the middle of the night,
For the same damn thing,
That dam profecy.

Because of you,
I stray too far from the sidewalk,
Because of you,
I learned to play on the rough side,
So I don't get hurt.
Because of you,
I tried my hardest just to forget everything.
Because of you,
I don't know how to let anyone else in.
Because of you,
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty.
Because of you,
I am secrectly afraid.

Because of you.
Because of you.

durinsbane2244 · 07-08-2006, 03:41 PM

DD:so, Harry, for todays lesson...why don't you come stand over here...face the other way...ok...stand very still...EXPELLIARMUS!!!
ah, time now for an old man to be very happy...

07-04-2006, 02:26 PM	#1
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	they'll never say that This is now my 13th new thread, but anyways, this is where you can put stuff down that the characters shouldn't really say (or should say, but differently). for example: To the tune of Barbie Girl by Aqua Hermione: I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world I do magic, it's fantastic Ghosts fly everywhere, pixies in my hair A vacation from Muggle situations Ron: Wizards, witches, snakes, and snitches Hermione: I'm a hard-working girl In this non-Muggle world I do spells, I save Ron, I save Harry Ron: You're a know-it-all girl And I almost could scream Your obsession with homework is scary Hermione: You can laugh At my wa-ays But my O.W.L.S Are better than yours Oo-oo-oo I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world I do magic, it's fantastic Ghosts fly everywhere, pixies in my hair A vacation from Muggle situations Ron: Wizards, witches, snakes, and snitches Hermione: And the homework! Ron: Spells and flying, Snape defying Hermione: S.P.E.W.! S.P.E.W.! __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

07-04-2006, 07:53 PM	#2
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	(Harry and voldy are fighting in the graveyard, and after his parents have come out the wand.) Parents: you must go back to hogwarts, harry H: what if i don't want to? P: what?! H: mum, dad, you don't know what it's like being me. i get stared at and blamed for everything that happens at school. me and dumbledore have a strange relationship because every year, we seem to be spending more and more time together, and he keeps looking at me in a strange way, and it's getting annoying. i think he might be gay. (everything goes silent, and every single person stares at him, and a tumbleweed goes by). H: what?! V: well...yeh. anyways, aren't you supposed to go back, so my plan can fail, and you go back, to foil my plans next year. H: but i don't want to. you obversly don't realize how generally repectitive these endings can get. you set up this elaberate plan to try and kill me, you try to kill me, and i manage to escape from you by lucky coincedence. therefore, i want to join your very cool gang, so i can get my revenge on all those people who blame everything on me. V: errr, no. H: and why not? V: a) because you're way too young to begin to even consider joining and b) you're harry potter, and you're supposed to be the good guy, therefore, no. H: fine, have it your way! (H stomps of to the porkey in a strop, leaving Cedrics body behind, whist everyone else just continues to stare at him). __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

07-07-2006, 06:48 PM	#3
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	(At the end of the 7th book) Ron: Hermione, i have to tell you something. Hermione: What? R: i love you. H: finally, it's taken you seven f****g years, but you've finally got there. (They start passionally snogging. Harry is nearby. he suddenly starts crying) R: mate, what's wrong? Ha: it's just so unfair. you've got Hermione, Tonks has got Lupin, Bills got Fleur. Even Snapes got... H: Harry, just calm down. Ha: (shouting) HOW CAN I! I'VE DEFEATED THE BADDEST GUY IN A CENTERY, AND RISKED MY LIFE ALL THE TIME I'VE BEEN AT SCHOOL! PLUS, I'VE LOST THE PEOPLE WHO'VE EVER CARED FOR ME! AND YET, NO-ONES FALLEN FOR ME! R: you've just got to give it time... Ha: IT'S BEEN TWO BLOODY MONTHS! (calming down) there's only one thing i can do. to jump into the viel. at least then, i'll be with people who love and care for me. R+H: Noooooooooo, you can't! (But harry doesn't listern, as he runs to the viel room. once there, he runs straight in and dies instantly). __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased*, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

07-07-2006, 08:11 PM	#4
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	wow, not mocking, more pitying, this is sad. no one else has come here...tear...a shame indeed...i'll think of something soon... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

07-08-2006, 01:07 PM	#5
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Voldemorts song of his life: I will not make the same mistakes that you did mum, I will let myself cause others so much misery, I will not break the way you did, You fell so hard, I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far. Because of you, I stray too far from the sidewalk, Because of you, I learned to play on the rough side, So I can't get hurt. Because of you, I find it hard to trust, Not only me, but everyone around me. Because of you, I am secretly afraid, I never lose my way, And it's not too long before someone points it out, I cannot cry, Because I know that's weakness in anybodys eyes I'm forced to fake, a plan , a decent idea, Every year of my life, My soul can't possibly break, When it wasn't even whole to start with. Because of you, I stray too far from the sidewalk, Because of you, I learned to play on the rough side, So I can't get hurt. Because of you, I find it hard to trust, Not only me, but everyone around me. Because of you, I am secretly afraid. I watched lily die, I heard harry cry, Every night in harry's sleep, I was so old, He should've known better than to connect to me. I never thought of anyone else, I just saw my pain, And now I cry secrectly, In the middle of the night, For the same damn thing, That dam profecy. Because of you, I stray too far from the sidewalk, Because of you, I learned to play on the rough side, So I don't get hurt. Because of you, I tried my hardest just to forget everything. Because of you, I don't know how to let anyone else in. Because of you, I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty. Because of you, I am secrectly afraid. Because of you. Because of you. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

07-08-2006, 03:41 PM	#6
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	DD:so, Harry, for todays lesson...why don't you come stand over here...face the other way...ok...stand very still...EXPELLIARMUS!!! ah, time now for an old man to be very happy... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...