Chapter 4 -- The Keeper of the Keys

jammi567 · 08-11-2006, 04:40 AM

Not to do with kitchen cleaness, but:

(Voldy enters the Dursley's house)
V: Harry, i'm going to KILL YOU SOON!
(Dudley spots Voldy)
D: Do you want a fight?
V: Errr, no. i'm actually here....
D: You do. Great!
(D headbutts V in the stomach, smashing him into the fireplace, and leaving him winded. D then jumps onto his balls repeatedly, and then starts to punch V's face in. Just then, Harry enters, and sees what's happening. He then tells Dudley to get off him, and then...)
V: Kill me....
H: Sure. If to tell me where the remaining Horcruxes are, and how to destroy them.
V: Ok. Anything....to be rid....of this....pain.
(He does so).
H: Thanks. And if i hear anymore deaths to do with you, i'll set my cousin on you again.
(V nods as he walks out the door).
H: Wow! i just saved myself half a book or more. This is going to be easier then i thought.

08-11-2006, 04:40 AM	#1
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Not to do with kitchen cleaness, but: (Voldy enters the Dursley's house) V: Harry, i'm going to KILL YOU SOON! (Dudley spots Voldy) D: Do you want a fight? V: Errr, no. i'm actually here.... D: You do. Great! (D headbutts V in the stomach, smashing him into the fireplace, and leaving him winded. D then jumps onto his balls repeatedly, and then starts to punch V's face in. Just then, Harry enters, and sees what's happening. He then tells Dudley to get off him, and then...) V: Kill me.... H: Sure. If to tell me where the remaining Horcruxes are, and how to destroy them. V: Ok. Anything....to be rid....of this....pain. (He does so). H: Thanks. And if i hear anymore deaths to do with you, i'll set my cousin on you again. (V nods as he walks out the door). H: Wow! i just saved myself half a book or more. This is going to be easier then i thought. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

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