Join the Jedi - Page 2

trolls' bane · 11-23-2005, 01:18 AM

That only works if you join! In fact, I still can't force you. That's just propoganda. You get the choice: obedience or carbon freeze, which by the way is an extremely excruciating process AND after being frozen you still feel some degree of consciousness, so hope you're not to clostrophobic. But hey! It's outweighed by all the membership benefits!

The last sane person · 11-23-2005, 02:41 PM

Ha, try and carbon freeze ME! Last bunch that tried that is now in a million bits scattered across the star system. But no worries, if EDDIE doesn't piss me off, I'll be nice to EDDIE. If not, then I'll rip it to shreds.

But seriously, no worries, cause I doubt you are silly enough to anger me.

trolls' bane · 11-23-2005, 03:01 PM

Oh, don't worry. Nothing's wrong there. You are exempt from anger, at least from my direction. *glances at Leroy*

The last sane person · 11-23-2005, 03:15 PM

*Leroy purs and rubs up against Darth Sane, Obnavat flies in and lands close by* You are wise, Lord Brendan. *bows, and Leroy purrs* Do you have a post for either of my companions here? I am pretty sure they would be a great asset to the EDDIE crew. Even if utterly loyal to me.

trolls' bane · 11-23-2005, 03:33 PM

Hmm...Computers? No...Food? Definitely not. Um, howabout for Leroy: Meeting Room Guard. Obnavot (Sp?) um...any suggestions?

mighty_half-elf · 02-25-2006, 08:15 PM

This thread is only for the people serious enough to go through training and become a Jedi Knight. You must be willing to let go of your feelings and endure the hard training. Are you ready? Inquire within, young Padawans.

Drake · 03-08-2006, 04:36 PM

I am here to learn master, my name is Drake.

mighty_half-elf · 03-08-2006, 05:21 PM

Greetings, Drake. The path of a Jedi is not an easy one. You must be willing to let go of your emotions and learn to focus on the Force instead of your own desires. Are you ready to learn?? Also, are there any more younglings that would like to pursue the path of a Jedi?

Drake · 03-08-2006, 06:10 PM

I am ready master.
What is my first task.

***Earniel*** · 03-09-2006, 06:10 AM

Thread "Jedi Training" now merged into "Join the Jedi" thread.

Acalewia · 03-09-2006, 02:06 PM

Uh how did the siths get into the jedi training camp? Be gone minions of EDDIE!

mighty_half-elf · 03-09-2006, 08:05 PM

Greetings, Younglings...welcome to your first session of training, today we will discuss the history of the Jedi and learn about the importance of the Force. Who will start us off?

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-09-2006, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acalewia

Uh how did the siths get into the jedi training camp? Be gone minions of EDDIE!

Maybe the giant electric fence isn't up to par.

I would love to become a Jedi. Do I get to pick my own lightsaver?

If not, I guess thats okay. I'm out of shape so I hope the training won't be to difficult.

trolls' bane · 03-09-2006, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farimir Captain of Gondor

Maybe the giant electric fence isn't up to par.

I would love to become a Jedi. Do I get to pick my own lightsaver?

If not, I guess thats okay. I'm out of shape so I hope the training won't be to difficult.

Well, it's even easier if you join the Empire!
THE EMPIRE: BE ALL I CAN FORCE YOU TO BE!

Curubethion · 03-09-2006, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farimir Captain of Gondor

Maybe the giant electric fence isn't up to par.

I would love to become a Jedi. Do I get to pick my own lightsaver?

If not, I guess thats okay. I'm out of shape so I hope the training won't be to difficult.

Yay! my thread has been revived! Viva la revolution!
*Goes out and impales 90-second rule with twin lightsabers*
*Goes out and impales it again*

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-10-2006, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Well, it's even easier if you join the Empire!
THE EMPIRE: BE ALL I CAN FORCE YOU TO BE!

I don't take being forced to do things well.

That and though I can feel the evil in my heart the good seems to out weigh it.

*thinks about it*

I am open to business propositions, what is the Empire offering these days? How's the dental plan? Do you have a 401 K?

trolls' bane · 03-10-2006, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farimir Captain of Gondor

I don't take being forced to do things well.

That and though I can feel the evil in my heart the good seems to out weigh it.

*thinks about it*

I am open to business propositions, what is the Empire offering these days? How's the dental plan? Do you have a 401 K?

I don't know what a 401 k is, but I suppose we could look into it...*makes a note in his datapad*
Well, whichever you choose, you are invited to join my EDDIE RPG message board, probably still in RTR's signnature.

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-10-2006, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

I don't know what a 401 k is, but I suppose we could look into it...*makes a note in his datapad*
Well, whichever you choose, you are invited to join my EDDIE RPG message board, probably still in RTR's signnature.

I think a 401 K is like a retirement fund type thing. To tell you the truth, I'm not quit sure what it is either.

I'll have to wait and see what the Jedi offer before making a decision. I'm kind of leaning towards the Jedi for now.

trolls' bane · 03-10-2006, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farimir Captain of Gondor

I think a 401 K is like a retirement fund type thing. To tell you the truth, I'm not quit sure what it is either.

I'll have to wait and see what the Jedi offer before making a decision. I'm kind of leaning towards the Jedi for now.

10 k on the RPG every time you say something I like!

mighty_half-elf · 03-11-2006, 02:59 PM

The Jedi can offer you peace, not to mention exclusive, all-expense paid trips to exotic places, a possible seat on the Jedi Council, and a bi-weekly 45,000 Republic credit payments until your death, even after you retire.

11-23-2005, 01:18 AM	#21
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	That only works if you join! In fact, I still can't force you. That's just propoganda. You get the choice: obedience or carbon freeze, which by the way is an extremely excruciating process AND after being frozen you still feel some degree of consciousness, so hope you're not to clostrophobic. But hey! It's outweighed by all the membership benefits! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-23-2005, 02:41 PM	#22
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Ha, try and carbon freeze ME! Last bunch that tried that is now in a million bits scattered across the star system. But no worries, if EDDIE doesn't piss me off, I'll be nice to EDDIE. If not, then I'll rip it to shreds. But seriously, no worries, cause I doubt you are silly enough to anger me. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-23-2005, 03:01 PM	#23
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Oh, don't worry. Nothing's wrong there. You are exempt from anger, at least from my direction. glances at Leroy __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-23-2005, 03:15 PM	#24
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Leroy purs and rubs up against Darth Sane, Obnavat flies in and lands close by You are wise, Lord Brendan. bows, and Leroy purrs Do you have a post for either of my companions here? I am pretty sure they would be a great asset to the EDDIE crew. Even if utterly loyal to me. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-23-2005, 03:33 PM	#25
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Hmm...Computers? No...Food? Definitely not. Um, howabout for Leroy: Meeting Room Guard. Obnavot (Sp?) um...any suggestions? __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

02-25-2006, 08:15 PM	#26
mighty_half-elf Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dunedain Camp, West of Angmar, Middle Earth Posts: 118	Become a Jedi...Training Starts Today! This thread is only for the people serious enough to go through training and become a Jedi Knight. You must be willing to let go of your feelings and endure the hard training. Are you ready? Inquire within, young Padawans. __________________ Mighty Half-Elf Cheif Ranger of the Northern Dunedain Tribe From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king. The Riddle of Strider Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

03-08-2006, 04:36 PM	#27
Drake Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: helm's deep Posts: 122	I am here to learn master, my name is Drake. __________________ Drake, king of the half-giants, friend to Albus, son of Alamin, and Acalewia.

03-08-2006, 05:21 PM	#28
mighty_half-elf Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dunedain Camp, West of Angmar, Middle Earth Posts: 118	Greetings, Drake. The path of a Jedi is not an easy one. You must be willing to let go of your emotions and learn to focus on the Force instead of your own desires. Are you ready to learn?? Also, are there any more younglings that would like to pursue the path of a Jedi? __________________ Mighty Half-Elf Cheif Ranger of the Northern Dunedain Tribe From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king. The Riddle of Strider Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

03-08-2006, 06:10 PM	#29
Drake Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: helm's deep Posts: 122	I am ready master. What is my first task. __________________ Drake, king of the half-giants, friend to Albus, son of Alamin, and Acalewia.

03-09-2006, 06:10 AM	#30
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Thread "Jedi Training" now merged into "Join the Jedi" thread. __________________ We are not things.

03-09-2006, 02:06 PM	#31
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Uh how did the siths get into the jedi training camp? Be gone minions of EDDIE! __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

03-09-2006, 08:05 PM	#32
mighty_half-elf Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dunedain Camp, West of Angmar, Middle Earth Posts: 118	Greetings, Younglings...welcome to your first session of training, today we will discuss the history of the Jedi and learn about the importance of the Force. Who will start us off? __________________ Mighty Half-Elf Cheif Ranger of the Northern Dunedain Tribe From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king. The Riddle of Strider Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

03-11-2006, 02:59 PM	#40
mighty_half-elf Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dunedain Camp, West of Angmar, Middle Earth Posts: 118	The Jedi can offer you peace, not to mention exclusive, all-expense paid trips to exotic places, a possible seat on the Jedi Council, and a bi-weekly 45,000 Republic credit payments until your death, even after you retire. __________________ Mighty Half-Elf Cheif Ranger of the Northern Dunedain Tribe From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king. The Riddle of Strider Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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