Join the Jedi

Curubethion · 09-12-2005, 10:42 PM

Wanted: Individuals wishing to combat the forces of evil. Will get blue lightsaber. Must be willing to work with grammatically challenged green Jedi Master. You will learn very cool Jedi mind tricks.

The Screaming Nazgul · 09-13-2005, 03:29 PM

hey just been made redundant, master lost his ring and his empire. willing and loyal servant.have you got room for a small nazgul!! have tried the dark side,

the pay is good but no prospects

Halbarad of the Dunedain · 09-13-2005, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curubethion

Must be willing to work with grammatically challenged green Jedi Master.

Yoda actually is the only one who speaks in proper syntax. 90% of all this planets languages use that similar form of syntax arrangement, with english; the dullard language, being one of very few that has backwards syntax. And of course grammer is not the proper word, synatx and grammer while in the same family are still quite different.

Curubethion · 09-13-2005, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halbarad of the Dunedain

Yoda actually is the only one who speaks in proper syntax. 90% of all this planets languages use that similar form of syntax arrangement, with english; the dullard language, being one of very few that has backwards syntax. And of course grammer is not the proper word, synatx and grammer while in the same family are still quite different.

Well I say he's backward

.
Anyone want to help train the new Jedi Apprentice?

rohirrim TR · 09-13-2005, 09:07 PM

YOU cannot withstand the power of EDDIE and EDUARDO not to mention my chile, burritos, and not to mention my red lights saber... oh yeah YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE.

Curubethion · 09-14-2005, 11:07 PM

A fool you are, Padawan rTR. More training you require.

Curubethion · 09-19-2005, 11:16 PM

You are hereby summoned to report to this thread ASAP to combat the evil Darth Rohirrim and his chile!

Elanor · 09-19-2005, 11:31 PM

NO! Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side. Let your anger consume you. It is your destiny.

Curubethion · 09-20-2005, 12:21 AM

rohirrim TR · 09-21-2005, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elanor

NO! Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side. Let your anger consume you. It is your destiny.

along with my chile. mwa mwa mawa wma..wmd wmd hee hee hee hee hee

Curubethion · 09-21-2005, 10:43 PM

Oh...and there is also Jedi chile...haven't you heard what really happened to Darth Sidious?

rohirrim TR · 09-22-2005, 04:26 PM

green chile=yoda

its a law of chemistry all sith lords learn; of course i know about that

trolls' bane · 10-03-2005, 12:22 AM

What!? This is an atrocity! What happened to the peace treaty!? They're trying to break it again!

Curubethion · 10-03-2005, 12:27 AM

?
This thread has been in existence for a while...before the treaty

We're still on truce, allied against THE 90 SECOND RULE.
BTW, we're not the ones bioengineering Ents.

trolls' bane · 10-03-2005, 12:33 AM

Hey, who said we were going to use them on Entmoot! The treaty clearly states that we could continue to keep a base here and carry out any experiments we wanted. *checks* Wait, no, that was the Coruscant treaty! *takes out recorder and says: "Not to self: Break Corsucant treaty next monday."* Okay, that's not clearly stated, but we only used a minor DNA sample anyway! We mixed it with the DNA of a seqouia, so they're real big, and the DNA of a famous athlete (no names mentioned-just made him up anyway) who drinks V8 juice.

Acalewia · 11-06-2005, 08:16 PM

*Sighs* Not the vampire ents again! (

)

rohirrim TR · 11-07-2005, 11:54 AM

hey this thread is open again *wonders why* oh well, cool

vampire ents, but, don't forget the demon hobbits which have joined our ranks they are twice as dangerous as two vampire ents.

Acalewia · 11-07-2005, 08:21 PM

Oh yeah. I forgot. *Looks around. Doesn't see demon hobbits in question* Maybe I should keep closer tabs on the EDDIE crew

trolls' bane · 11-07-2005, 11:24 PM

Great idea! Since you'll quickly realize you can't win, well, what you can't beat, join!

THE EMPIRE: BE ALL I CAN FORCE YOU TO BE!

Acalewia · 11-22-2005, 02:32 PM

*sticks tounge out at TB* Cant force me to do anything

09-12-2005, 10:42 PM	#1
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Join the Jedi Wanted: Individuals wishing to combat the forces of evil. Will get blue lightsaber. Must be willing to work with grammatically challenged green Jedi Master. You will learn very cool Jedi mind tricks. __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-13-2005, 03:29 PM	#2
The Screaming Nazgul Hobbit Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: west midlands uk Posts: 35	hey just been made redundant, master lost his ring and his empire. willing and loyal servant.have you got room for a small nazgul!! have tried the dark side, the pay is good but no prospects __________________ look out look out there's a nazgul about! Last edited by The Screaming Nazgul : 09-13-2005 at 03:35 PM.

09-14-2005, 11:07 PM	#6
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	A fool you are, Padawan rTR. More training you require. __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-19-2005, 11:16 PM	#7
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Calling All Jedi!!! You are hereby summoned to report to this thread ASAP to combat the evil Darth Rohirrim and his chile! __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-19-2005, 11:31 PM	#8
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	NO! Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side. Let your anger consume you. It is your destiny. __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

09-20-2005, 12:21 AM	#9
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	__________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-21-2005, 10:43 PM	#11
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Oh...and there is also Jedi chile...haven't you heard what really happened to Darth Sidious? __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

10-03-2005, 12:22 AM	#13
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	What!? This is an atrocity! What happened to the peace treaty!? They're trying to break it again! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-03-2005, 12:27 AM	#14
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	? This thread has been in existence for a while...before the treaty We're still on truce, allied against THE 90 SECOND RULE. BTW, we're not the ones bioengineering Ents. __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

10-03-2005, 12:33 AM	#15
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Hey, who said we were going to use them on Entmoot! The treaty clearly states that we could continue to keep a base here and carry out any experiments we wanted. checks Wait, no, that was the Coruscant treaty! takes out recorder and says: "Not to self: Break Corsucant treaty next monday." Okay, that's not clearly stated, but we only used a minor DNA sample anyway! We mixed it with the DNA of a seqouia, so they're real big, and the DNA of a famous athlete (no names mentioned-just made him up anyway) who drinks V8 juice. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-06-2005, 08:16 PM	#16
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Sighs Not the vampire ents again! ( ) __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-07-2005, 08:21 PM	#18
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Oh yeah. I forgot. Looks around. Doesn't see demon hobbits in question Maybe I should keep closer tabs on the EDDIE crew __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-07-2005, 11:24 PM	#19
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Great idea! Since you'll quickly realize you can't win, well, what you can't beat, join! THE EMPIRE: BE ALL I CAN FORCE YOU TO BE! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-22-2005, 02:32 PM	#20
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	sticks tounge out at TB Cant force me to do anything __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

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