Episode III title suggestions, anyone?

Arathorn · 05-25-2002, 01:45 AM

No one really knows what George Lucas will name Episode III right now (as far as my naive brain knows). Any suggestions, whether serious or farcical?

I just thought about:
(farcical)
"The Sith Strike Back"
"Run, Yoda, Run!"
"Return of Little Orphan Ani"

(serious)
"Birth of the Empire"
"Republic's Decline"
"The Jedi Massacre"

***Khamûl*** · 05-25-2002, 02:07 AM

How about "Yousa Jedi eesa gonna die!"? I would smack George Lucas.

Sween · 05-25-2002, 05:25 AM

Got to be 'Revenge of the sith' or 'Rise of the sith' or 'Fall of the republic'

Reumandar · 05-25-2002, 02:48 PM

i think it would be a dark redemtion
it sounds realy cool to me!

Darth Tater · 05-25-2002, 06:37 PM

Definately something like "The Rise of the Sith". I mean, it fits. A New Hope and Phantom Menace are both vague. ANH speaks of the rise of good, TPM the rise of evil. Empire Strikes Back and Attack of the Clones are typical serial type titles, and ESB signifies rise of evil, AOTC of good (ok it really signifies the rise of evil as well, but at the time the good guys didn't know that, they thought the clones were good). Return of the Jedi is good, so Ep 3 needs a negative title, something about a specific character, just like ROTJ refers to the Jedi.

***Ben*** · 05-25-2002, 06:50 PM

You know it's not going to be obvious. No one expected "Phantom Menace," and maybe 1 person predicted "Attack of the Clones," and even then probably as a joke.

"Fall of the Jedi" would be good in terms of the Jedi collectively and Anakin in particular, but I think it's too obvious for George to pick it.

afro-elf · 05-26-2002, 06:22 AM

I culled these from another site

The Emperor's New Clones
Never Give A Saga An Even Break
An Interview With An Empire
Prequel Opportunity
Citizen Lucas
Walker: Jedi Ranger
Ishtar Wars
Straight To Video
Heaven's StarGate
Starmageddon
Three Men And A Boba
JIB (Jedi In Black)
Droids: The Movie
At Least It's Not Another Ewok Adventure
A Special Wookiee Yom Kippur
We'll Fix It In Post
Focus Takes A Holiday
Fall Of The Receipts
Buffy The Empire Slayer
Forced Entry
Tron II
Yo-da Man!
No, There Is Another
No Refunds!
My Own Private Episode
Obi-Wannabe
A Force Full Of Dollars
Shakes The Clone
A Galaxy Far, Far, Fetched...
Tatooine 90210
The Great Muppet Republic
Bantha To The Future
Teenage Mutant Jedi Warriors
Talk To The Han!
Alderaan Resurrecton
Vader Tots! George Lucas' Jedi Babies
The Prequel Has Landed
Look Who's Skywalking
Easy Money II
Howard the Duck II
Space: 1999
My Left Fett
Fall Of The Retailers
Dune II
Honey, I Shrunk The Saga!
David Lynch Presents: (Salacious)Crumb
Star Whores: The Empire Sells Out
X-Wings: Fight The Future
The Quick And The Droid
Prequel Weapon
Fast Times At Coruscant High
Rich Man, Poor Man
Ugnaughts: Caravan Of Courage
A Totally Organa Experience
Jabba Nice Day
There's A Saga Born Every Minute
Bothan, Can You Spare A Dime?
Twins 2000
Tales From The Dark Side II
Another Last Emperor
Romancing The Kaiburr Crystal
Yak Face Returns
SW-1
Heartbeeps II
Hologramland Murders
Rebel Without A Clone
Labyrinth II
Republic Fiction
The Kenobi Kid: Part I
Boushh To The Future
Computer-Generated Country Bear Jamboree
Revenge Of The Jawa
Green Harvest
Jedibusters
The Last Action Figure
Star Wars: A New Hype
Deep Star Sith
The Blaster In Betty Lou's Handbag
Corellian Graffiti
Grease III
www.starwarsepisodeone.com
Bossk To The Future
Where Prequels Dare
Threepio Amigos!
Opening Weekend Fiasco
Starshank Redemption
That Producer Puppet is Extremely Lifelike
Dark Side Story
Nerdstock
That Darn Wookiee!
Disney's Hunchback Of Mos Eisley
Laugh It Up, Fuzzball!
Toy Story II
The Kenobi Fried Movie
Something Wicket This Way Comes
Dack And Me
Wedge Of Night
Spaceballs II
Sales Does Matter
The Young Anakin Skywalker Chronicles
I'm Gonna Get You, Saga

Sween · 05-26-2002, 07:46 AM

why does everyone have it in for the ewocks?

Arathorn · 05-26-2002, 10:18 AM

I don't. I think they're cute...

Darth Tater · 05-26-2002, 11:08 AM

LOL! A Totally Organa Experiance!!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-26-2002, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sween
why does everyone have it in for the ewocks?

Because they're cute!

***Khamûl*** · 05-26-2002, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by afro-elf
The Emperor's New Clones
No, There Is Another
Something Wicket This Way Comes

Those are hilarious!

How about "Dances With Wookies?" They could even get Kevin Costner to be a Jedi or something. (Or not)

Arathorn · 05-26-2002, 11:31 PM

The Missing Episode
The Breaking of Anakin's Voice
Jar Jar's Jarring
Palpatine the Hero

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-27-2002, 02:33 AM

Evil, thy name is Palpatine

Sween · 05-27-2002, 07:17 AM

if he wants a big audience he should just put Episode 3: Jar jars gonna die a horrid death

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-27-2002, 03:18 PM

Episode III: Death to Jar Jar

Sween · 05-27-2002, 03:20 PM

Ep 3: Rise of the ewocks

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-27-2002, 03:21 PM

Nooooo!!!
No cute furry things, please!!!

Tanoliel · 05-28-2002, 01:32 AM

When Ewocks Go Bad
Episode Three: In Which The Ewocks Rise And Plot The Downfall Of Jar-Jar Binks
(don't we all wish...*sigh*)
-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-28-2002, 01:51 AM

Except that then there are cute furry teddybear like things going around killing Jar Jar--okay, so long as Jar Jar is gone, eh?

(I know, I know, I have something against cuteness....)

05-25-2002, 01:45 AM	#1
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Episode III title suggestions, anyone? No one really knows what George Lucas will name Episode III right now (as far as my naive brain knows). Any suggestions, whether serious or farcical? I just thought about: (farcical) "The Sith Strike Back" "Run, Yoda, Run!" "Return of Little Orphan Ani" (serious) "Birth of the Empire" "Republic's Decline" "The Jedi Massacre" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 05-25-2002 at 01:46 AM.

05-25-2002, 02:07 AM	#2
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	How about "Yousa Jedi eesa gonna die!"? I would smack George Lucas. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

05-25-2002, 05:25 AM	#3
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Got to be 'Revenge of the sith' or 'Rise of the sith' or 'Fall of the republic' __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

05-25-2002, 02:48 PM	#4
Reumandar Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Land of Fire and Ice ('Tis a country You will never guess it) Posts: 103	i think it would be a dark redemtion it sounds realy cool to me! __________________ If envy were an illness the whole world would be sick (old Danish proverb) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Then Thorondor bore up Glorfindel's body out of the abyss, and they buried him in a mound of stones beside the pass; and a green turf came there, and yellow flowers bloomed upon it amid the barrenness of stone, until the world was changed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh Potter you Rotter, Oh what have you done Your killing off the students, you think it's good fun

05-25-2002, 06:37 PM	#5
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Definately something like "The Rise of the Sith". I mean, it fits. A New Hope and Phantom Menace are both vague. ANH speaks of the rise of good, TPM the rise of evil. Empire Strikes Back and Attack of the Clones are typical serial type titles, and ESB signifies rise of evil, AOTC of good (ok it really signifies the rise of evil as well, but at the time the good guys didn't know that, they thought the clones were good). Return of the Jedi is good, so Ep 3 needs a negative title, something about a specific character, just like ROTJ refers to the Jedi. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

05-25-2002, 06:50 PM	#6
*Ben* Retired Ent Join Date: Sep 1999 Posts: 60,631	You know it's not going to be obvious. No one expected "Phantom Menace," and maybe 1 person predicted "Attack of the Clones," and even then probably as a joke. "Fall of the Jedi" would be good in terms of the Jedi collectively and Anakin in particular, but I think it's too obvious for George to pick it. __________________ ---Ben formerly known in the forums as bmilder Owner of The Tolkien Trail and Entmoot. Buy Entmoot shirts and mugs!

05-26-2002, 06:22 AM	#7
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	I culled these from another site The Emperor's New Clones Never Give A Saga An Even Break An Interview With An Empire Prequel Opportunity Citizen Lucas Walker: Jedi Ranger Ishtar Wars Straight To Video Heaven's StarGate Starmageddon Three Men And A Boba JIB (Jedi In Black) Droids: The Movie At Least It's Not Another Ewok Adventure A Special Wookiee Yom Kippur We'll Fix It In Post Focus Takes A Holiday Fall Of The Receipts Buffy The Empire Slayer Forced Entry Tron II Yo-da Man! No, There Is Another No Refunds! My Own Private Episode Obi-Wannabe A Force Full Of Dollars Shakes The Clone A Galaxy Far, Far, Fetched... Tatooine 90210 The Great Muppet Republic Bantha To The Future Teenage Mutant Jedi Warriors Talk To The Han! Alderaan Resurrecton Vader Tots! George Lucas' Jedi Babies The Prequel Has Landed Look Who's Skywalking Easy Money II Howard the Duck II Space: 1999 My Left Fett Fall Of The Retailers Dune II Honey, I Shrunk The Saga! David Lynch Presents: (Salacious)Crumb Star Whores: The Empire Sells Out X-Wings: Fight The Future The Quick And The Droid Prequel Weapon Fast Times At Coruscant High Rich Man, Poor Man Ugnaughts: Caravan Of Courage A Totally Organa Experience Jabba Nice Day There's A Saga Born Every Minute Bothan, Can You Spare A Dime? Twins 2000 Tales From The Dark Side II Another Last Emperor Romancing The Kaiburr Crystal Yak Face Returns SW-1 Heartbeeps II Hologramland Murders Rebel Without A Clone Labyrinth II Republic Fiction The Kenobi Kid: Part I Boushh To The Future Computer-Generated Country Bear Jamboree Revenge Of The Jawa Green Harvest Jedibusters The Last Action Figure Star Wars: A New Hype Deep Star Sith The Blaster In Betty Lou's Handbag Corellian Graffiti Grease III www.starwarsepisodeone.com Bossk To The Future Where Prequels Dare Threepio Amigos! Opening Weekend Fiasco Starshank Redemption That Producer Puppet is Extremely Lifelike Dark Side Story Nerdstock That Darn Wookiee! Disney's Hunchback Of Mos Eisley Laugh It Up, Fuzzball! Toy Story II The Kenobi Fried Movie Something Wicket This Way Comes Dack And Me Wedge Of Night Spaceballs II Sales Does Matter The Young Anakin Skywalker Chronicles I'm Gonna Get You, Saga __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

05-26-2002, 07:46 AM	#8
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	why does everyone have it in for the ewocks? __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

05-26-2002, 10:18 AM	#9
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I don't. I think they're cute... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-26-2002, 11:08 AM	#10
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	LOL! A Totally Organa Experiance!!!! __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

05-26-2002, 11:31 PM	#13
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	The Missing Episode The Breaking of Anakin's Voice Jar Jar's Jarring Palpatine the Hero __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-27-2002, 02:33 AM	#14
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Evil, thy name is Palpatine __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-27-2002, 07:17 AM	#15
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	if he wants a big audience he should just put Episode 3: Jar jars gonna die a horrid death __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

05-27-2002, 03:18 PM	#16
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Episode III: Death to Jar Jar __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-27-2002, 03:20 PM	#17
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Ep 3: Rise of the ewocks __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

05-27-2002, 03:21 PM	#18
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Nooooo!!! No cute furry things, please!!! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-28-2002, 01:32 AM	#19
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	When Ewocks Go Bad Episode Three: In Which The Ewocks Rise And Plot The Downfall Of Jar-Jar Binks (don't we all wish...sigh) -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

05-28-2002, 01:51 AM	#20
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Except that then there are cute furry teddybear like things going around killing Jar Jar--okay, so long as Jar Jar is gone, eh? (I know, I know, I have something against cuteness....) __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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