A Star Wars Pants Game - Page 3

HobbitChick88 · 07-07-2002, 02:07 PM

Anakin: I did what you told me and re-transmitted the messege. Then we decided to come pants you.
Obi Wan: Good Job!

WiseWizard · 07-11-2002, 10:40 PM

Obi: You don't want to sell me any pants.
Guy at bar: I don't want to sell you any pants.
Obi: You want to go home and put on some pants.
Guy at bar: I want to go home and put on some pants.

Leia: I would rather pants a Wookie!
Han: I can arrange that.

Tanoliel · 07-12-2002, 01:38 AM

(Looking at HobbitChick's sig: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants. Prepare to die."

I know it isn't SW.)

Padme: "You're not all pants, you know."
Ani: "Well, I should be!"

Eruviel Greenleaf · 07-12-2002, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanoliel
(Looking at HobbitChick's sig: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants. Prepare to die." I know it isn't SW.)

Padme: "You're not all pants, you know."
Ani: "Well, I should be!"

(Or, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You pantsed my father. Prepare to die.

)

Tee hee.

glasses · 07-12-2002, 09:58 AM

Obi-Wan: Master Yoda says I should be mindful of my pants.
Qui-Gon Jinn: But not at the expense of your other clothes.

Watto: How are you going to pay for all this?
Qui-Gon Jinn: I have twenty thousand Republic pants.
Watto: Republic pants? Republic pants are no good out here. I need something more real.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't have have anything else [waves hand] but pants will do fine.
Watto: No, they won't-a.
[Qui-Gon waves his hand more firmly]
Qui-Gon Jinn: Pants WILL do fine.
Watto: No, they won't-a. What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no pants, no deal!

HobbitChick88 · 07-12-2002, 01:31 PM

lol those are hilarious!!!

glasses · 07-12-2002, 01:54 PM

Jar Jar Binks: If me be returnin, the Bosses will put terrible pants to me! Tewwwwible pants!
Qui-Gon Jinn: Do you hear that?
[A rumbling is heard in the distance.]
Jar Jar Binks: Yeah.
Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible pants headed this way.
Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion!
Jar Jar Binks: Hmmm... yousa pants is well seen.

WiseWizard · 07-27-2002, 01:57 PM

Vader: Luke, i pantsed your father!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
or
Vader: Luke, I am your pants!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

glasses · 08-14-2002, 01:43 PM

Palpatine: You don't need pants, Anakin. I see you're becoming the greatest of all Jedi.

Yoda: Pants we are, if creation of this tailored army we could not see.

Arathorn · 08-17-2002, 06:22 PM

R2D2 <translated> : Pants Pants Pants Pants Pants Pants...(subtitle edited-off many times)

WiseWizard · 08-19-2002, 02:05 AM

Wampa: PAAAAAAAAANTS! (originally "RAAAAAAAAAAWR!")

Wayfarer · 08-20-2002, 06:15 PM

Annie: I'm sorry I couldn't finish you, threepio. you know, give you pants and all...

Leia: Being pantsed by you is not enough to get me excited.

Wayfarer · 08-20-2002, 06:23 PM

Jabba: Han, my boy. what if all my smugglers dropped their pants at the first sign of an imperial cruiser...

Quote:

I Find your lack of pants disturbing

that's a good one.

Beleg Strongbow · 09-05-2002, 07:44 AM

She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. Oversee it personally, Commander.
Nothing can stop us this time!

glasses · 09-13-2002, 04:17 PM

Lord Vader, our pants have completed their scan of the area and found nothing.

Nibs · 09-13-2002, 04:52 PM

At last we will reveal our pants to the jedi. At last we will have revenge.

Impossible! Nothing can get through our pants!

osszie · 09-13-2002, 07:51 PM

(episode iv)

luke - but I wanted to go into toshi station to get some power pants

Vader - if this is a diplomatic ship, where are the pants?

Leia - Lord Vader, only you could be so pants

Leia - Moff Tarkin, I should have expected you here holding Vaders pants.

Vader - Send in a scanner team, I want every part of those pants checked

Obi Wan - lucky you had these pants
Solo - I use them for smuggling, never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them

Luke - I can't see anything in these pants

Leia - aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper
Luke - huh? oh the pants!

3PO - but what shall we do if they come
Luke - lock the door
Solo - and pray they don't have pants

glasses · 09-14-2002, 11:32 AM

The alliance... will die. As will your pants. Good, I can feel your pants. I am undressed. Take your clothes. Strike me down with all of your pants and your journey towards the dark pants will be complete!

Beleg Strongbow · 09-17-2002, 01:03 PM

sorry its not star wars. I know that's the tradition but I just thought...anyway...

Three Pants for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-Lords in their halls of stone,
No Pants for Mortal Men; they soon will die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
One Pair to Rule them All, One Pair to Find them,
One Pair to Bring them All and in the Darkness Bind them,
In the Land of Mordor by the Dark Lords fly.

Blackheart · 09-17-2002, 01:16 PM

"When you came in here you didn't have pants for getting out?"

07-07-2002, 02:07 PM	#41
HobbitChick88 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Sweet Home Alabama Posts: 237	Anakin: I did what you told me and re-transmitted the messege. Then we decided to come pants you. Obi Wan: Good Job! __________________ "Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars..." ~The Hobbit "And if it seems evil to you to serve the Lord, choose for yourselves this day whose you will serve, whether the gods which your fathers served, or the gods of the Amorites in whose land you dwell. But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord." -Joshua 24:15 Step follows step, Hope follows courage. Set your face toward danger Set your heart on victory! "Where is Elizabeth?" "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really....except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman." ~Will Turner and Jack Sparrow, POTC fROdO LIVeS!!!!

07-11-2002, 10:40 PM	#42
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Obi: You don't want to sell me any pants. Guy at bar: I don't want to sell you any pants. Obi: You want to go home and put on some pants. Guy at bar: I want to go home and put on some pants. Leia: I would rather pants a Wookie! Han: I can arrange that. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

07-12-2002, 01:38 AM	#43
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	(Looking at HobbitChick's sig: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants. Prepare to die." I know it isn't SW.) Padme: "You're not all pants, you know." Ani: "Well, I should be!" __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

07-12-2002, 09:58 AM	#45
glasses Enting Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Would you like a philosophical answer? Posts: 82	Obi-Wan: Master Yoda says I should be mindful of my pants. Qui-Gon Jinn: But not at the expense of your other clothes. Watto: How are you going to pay for all this? Qui-Gon Jinn: I have twenty thousand Republic pants. Watto: Republic pants? Republic pants are no good out here. I need something more real. Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't have have anything else [waves hand] but pants will do fine. Watto: No, they won't-a. [Qui-Gon waves his hand more firmly] Qui-Gon Jinn: Pants WILL do fine. Watto: No, they won't-a. What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no pants, no deal! __________________ Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H. Last edited by glasses : 07-12-2002 at 10:01 AM.

07-12-2002, 01:31 PM	#46
HobbitChick88 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Sweet Home Alabama Posts: 237	lol those are hilarious!!! __________________ "Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars..." ~The Hobbit "And if it seems evil to you to serve the Lord, choose for yourselves this day whose you will serve, whether the gods which your fathers served, or the gods of the Amorites in whose land you dwell. But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord." -Joshua 24:15 Step follows step, Hope follows courage. Set your face toward danger Set your heart on victory! "Where is Elizabeth?" "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really....except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman." ~Will Turner and Jack Sparrow, POTC fROdO LIVeS!!!!

07-12-2002, 01:54 PM	#47
glasses Enting Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Would you like a philosophical answer? Posts: 82	Jar Jar Binks: If me be returnin, the Bosses will put terrible pants to me! Tewwwwible pants! Qui-Gon Jinn: Do you hear that? [A rumbling is heard in the distance.] Jar Jar Binks: Yeah. Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible pants headed this way. Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion! Jar Jar Binks: Hmmm... yousa pants is well seen. __________________ Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H.

07-27-2002, 01:57 PM	#48
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Vader: Luke, i pantsed your father! Luke: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! or Vader: Luke, I am your pants! Luke: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

08-14-2002, 01:43 PM	#49
glasses Enting Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Would you like a philosophical answer? Posts: 82	Palpatine: You don't need pants, Anakin. I see you're becoming the greatest of all Jedi. Yoda: Pants we are, if creation of this tailored army we could not see. __________________ Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H.

08-17-2002, 06:22 PM	#50
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	R2D2 <translated> : Pants Pants Pants Pants Pants Pants...(subtitle edited-off many times) __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

08-19-2002, 02:05 AM	#51
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Wampa: PAAAAAAAAANTS! (originally "RAAAAAAAAAAWR!") __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

08-20-2002, 06:15 PM	#52
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Annie: I'm sorry I couldn't finish you, threepio. you know, give you pants and all... Leia: Being pantsed by you is not enough to get me excited. __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

09-05-2002, 07:44 AM	#54
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. Oversee it personally, Commander. Nothing can stop us this time! __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

09-13-2002, 04:17 PM	#55
glasses Enting Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Would you like a philosophical answer? Posts: 82	Lord Vader, our pants have completed their scan of the area and found nothing. __________________ Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H.

09-13-2002, 04:52 PM	#56
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	At last we will reveal our pants to the jedi. At last we will have revenge. Impossible! Nothing can get through our pants! __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

09-13-2002, 07:51 PM	#57
osszie Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 409	(episode iv) luke - but I wanted to go into toshi station to get some power pants Vader - if this is a diplomatic ship, where are the pants? Leia - Lord Vader, only you could be so pants Leia - Moff Tarkin, I should have expected you here holding Vaders pants. Vader - Send in a scanner team, I want every part of those pants checked Obi Wan - lucky you had these pants Solo - I use them for smuggling, never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them Luke - I can't see anything in these pants Leia - aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper Luke - huh? oh the pants! 3PO - but what shall we do if they come Luke - lock the door Solo - and pray they don't have pants

09-14-2002, 11:32 AM	#58
glasses Enting Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Would you like a philosophical answer? Posts: 82	The alliance... will die. As will your pants. Good, I can feel your pants. I am undressed. Take your clothes. Strike me down with all of your pants and your journey towards the dark pants will be complete! __________________ Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H.

09-17-2002, 01:03 PM	#59
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	sorry its not star wars. I know that's the tradition but I just thought...anyway... Three Pants for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-Lords in their halls of stone, No Pants for Mortal Men; they soon will die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie. One Pair to Rule them All, One Pair to Find them, One Pair to Bring them All and in the Darkness Bind them, In the Land of Mordor by the Dark Lords fly. __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

09-17-2002, 01:16 PM	#60
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	"When you came in here you didn't have pants for getting out?" __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

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