A Star Wars Pants Game - Page 2

***Khamûl*** · 05-25-2002, 12:22 AM

Schmi's husband on Tatooine: I haven't been able to ride since I lost my pants. (Or something like that

)

afro-elf · 05-25-2002, 12:35 AM

mace : do you think it could be these pants?

Arathorn · 05-25-2002, 12:41 AM

Yoda: Concentrate all your starch on the nearest pants.

Garina · 06-02-2002, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn

Yoda: Lost his pants, Master Obi Wan has. How embarrasing. How embarrassing. Liam, the lights please....Trouser's silhouette remains, but the pants and underpants, they are gone!
Young Padawan: Master, someone must have taken them from the wardrobe...

Obi Wan: What took you so long?
Anakin: I couldn't find a pair of pants that I liked.

Yoda: Around the waistline, a pair of pants create.

Yoda: Gone over to the dark pants, Dooku has. Washing with colored clothes are his ways now.

Just seen the movie!lololol

Tanoliel · 06-02-2002, 10:01 PM

C3PO: Oh, I'm beside my pants! (ergh...those were really awful puns...)
umm...can't think of any more...be back in a bit.
-tano

Garina · 06-03-2002, 05:08 AM

Yes, those puns were terrible!!!

I pantsed them. I pantsed them all. And not just the men. I pantsed the women and the children.

Tanoliel · 06-04-2002, 12:15 AM

Cloners (name? dunno...): We modifed their pants, of course...

Anakin: But what about Padme?
Obi-Wan: Oh, she's on top of pants, I think.

Jengo Fett: Bobba, pack your pants. We're leaving. (actually that works, now that i see it on...er..."paper"...

)

-tano

WiseWizard · 06-11-2002, 11:47 PM

Join me, and together we can rule the universe as tailor and pants!

FrodoFriend · 06-16-2002, 02:26 AM

I feel a tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master . . .

I find your pants . . . intoxicating.

Arathorn · 06-16-2002, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
I feel a tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master . . .

I find your pants . . . intoxicating.

Somehow, FF, I find it funny reading your post beside your avatar.

FrodoFriend · 06-16-2002, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn

Somehow, FF, I find it funny reading your post beside your avatar.

My pants extend their most courteous greetings.

BeardofPants · 06-16-2002, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
I feel a tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master . . .

Eeeeewwwww....

FrodoFriend · 06-16-2002, 05:35 AM

Do not resist, BoP. Your pants are no match for the Back Side.

Tanoliel · 06-16-2002, 05:47 PM

Obi-Wan: Beware your pants, Anakin...they reveal you. (oh, argh...what was that line?)

Leia: I'd rather kiss a pair of pants.
Han: I can arrange that.

-tano

WiseWizard · 06-17-2002, 06:31 PM

C3PO (from Episode 2, R2 reattaching 3PO's head): R2, what are you doing? You're frying my pants!

Obi: If only you put as much practice into your tailoring as your wit, you might even rival Master Yoda.
Ani: I thought I already did master.
Obi: Only in your pants, my young paduan.

WiseWizard · 06-17-2002, 06:34 PM

Ani: I don't like pants. They're rough and gritty, and they get everywhere.

Padme: I don't want to disturb you.
Ani: It's alright, your pants are quite soothing.

mrcool · 06-18-2002, 03:41 AM

vader: your pants are strong.

anakin: some day i will have the most powerful pants ever!

padme: ani? is that you? its so good to see your pants again!

obi: don't let your personal pants get in the way!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-24-2002, 01:36 AM

Obi Wan: (don't remember exact line...) You will travel as tailors. Avoid registered pants.

Ack, don't remember any lines, really. . .

WiseWizard · 06-24-2002, 03:35 AM

3P0 (something along these lines): You shall be pantsed by the almighty Sarlacc, where you shall be slowly pantsed over a thousand years.....

elendili · 06-26-2002, 06:51 AM

Intro : There is unrest in the Galactic Pants
Several hundred solar systems under
the leadership of the rebel leader, Count
Dooku, have declared their intentions to
pants the Republic.

Yoda : Impossible to see ... The Dark Pants
cloud everything

05-25-2002, 12:22 AM	#21
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Schmi's husband on Tatooine: I haven't been able to ride since I lost my pants. (Or something like that ) __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

05-25-2002, 12:35 AM	#22
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	mace : do you think it could be these pants? __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

05-25-2002, 12:41 AM	#23
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Yoda: Concentrate all your starch on the nearest pants. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-02-2002, 10:01 PM	#25
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	C3PO: Oh, I'm beside my pants! (ergh...those were really awful puns...) umm...can't think of any more...be back in a bit. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

06-03-2002, 05:08 AM	#26
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Yes, those puns were terrible!!! I pantsed them. I pantsed them all. And not just the men. I pantsed the women and the children. __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-04-2002, 12:15 AM	#27
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Cloners (name? dunno...): We modifed their pants, of course... Anakin: But what about Padme? Obi-Wan: Oh, she's on top of pants, I think. Jengo Fett: Bobba, pack your pants. We're leaving. (actually that works, now that i see it on...er..."paper"...) -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

06-11-2002, 11:47 PM	#28
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Join me, and together we can rule the universe as tailor and pants! __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

06-16-2002, 02:26 AM	#29
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	I feel a tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master . . . I find your pants . . . intoxicating. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

06-16-2002, 05:35 AM	#33
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Do not resist, BoP. Your pants are no match for the Back Side. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

06-16-2002, 05:47 PM	#34
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Obi-Wan: Beware your pants, Anakin...they reveal you. (oh, argh...what was that line?) Leia: I'd rather kiss a pair of pants. Han: I can arrange that. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

06-17-2002, 06:31 PM	#35
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	C3PO (from Episode 2, R2 reattaching 3PO's head): R2, what are you doing? You're frying my pants! Obi: If only you put as much practice into your tailoring as your wit, you might even rival Master Yoda. Ani: I thought I already did master. Obi: Only in your pants, my young paduan. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

06-17-2002, 06:34 PM	#36
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Ani: I don't like pants. They're rough and gritty, and they get everywhere. Padme: I don't want to disturb you. Ani: It's alright, your pants are quite soothing. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

06-18-2002, 03:41 AM	#37
mrcool Hobbit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: VA Posts: 15	vader: your pants are strong. anakin: some day i will have the most powerful pants ever! padme: ani? is that you? its so good to see your pants again! obi: don't let your personal pants get in the way! __________________ Mooses R COOL!! I Am MaG! MOosES AnD GAnDaLFS!!! -don't ask...

06-24-2002, 01:36 AM	#38
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Obi Wan: (don't remember exact line...) You will travel as tailors. Avoid registered pants. Ack, don't remember any lines, really. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-24-2002, 03:35 AM	#39
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	3P0 (something along these lines): You shall be pantsed by the almighty Sarlacc, where you shall be slowly pantsed over a thousand years..... __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

06-26-2002, 06:51 AM	#40
elendili Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: a galaxy far far away (aka Manchester) Posts: 320	Intro : There is unrest in the Galactic Pants Several hundred solar systems under the leadership of the rebel leader, Count Dooku, have declared their intentions to pants the Republic. Yoda : Impossible to see ... The Dark Pants cloud everything __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell

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