A Star Wars Pants Game

Arathorn · 05-23-2002, 11:41 AM

There's a pants game in the Tolkien books forum and I made the mistake of making some SW ones. So maybe we can have some funny ones for SW here.

I'll start off:

Ep. V...
Obi Wan Ghost: He was our last pants
Yoda: There is another one...

DV: Luke, I AM your pants.
Luke: Noooooooooooh!!!!!

Ep. VI...
Luke: The pants run fast in my family. My father wears them. I wear them. My sister wears them.

DV: Another Pair...You have another pair. If your's won't go to the dark tailor, then maybe that pair will....
Luke: Noooooooooooh!!!!!

***Khamûl*** · 05-23-2002, 11:53 AM

Obi-Wan: Use the pants, Luke!
Luke: You fought with my pants in the Clone Wars?
Yoda: ...the path to the darkpants are they.

Garina · 05-23-2002, 11:59 AM

I was wondering how long this would take you!!!

ummmmmm

He owes me what you call a pants debt

Great pants kid! They're a pair in a million!

Arathorn · 05-23-2002, 12:19 PM

I knew Garina would enjoy it!

Obi Wan: You don't need his pants size
Stormtrooper: We don't need his pants size

Garina · 05-23-2002, 12:23 PM

*rushes off to find Star Wars videos*

Do be careful, Master Pants

umm will get back to you!

***azalea*** · 05-23-2002, 01:47 PM

He doesn't like pants!
Sorry!
I don't like pants either! You'd best watch your pants! We're wanted men on twelve systems!
I'll be careful!
You'll be PANTSED!
Don't trouble yourself with this little pair, it's not worth the effort.

*******************

Do you think a princess and a guy like me...
No!
Don't worry, kid, (forget line)
Good.
Still, she's got pants....

*************
I sure hope the old man disabled the tractor beam or this is going to be one short pair of pants!

Garina · 05-24-2002, 09:13 AM

Vader: I find your lack of pants disturbing!

C3PO: We're pantsed!

afro-elf · 05-24-2002, 11:47 AM

DV : never underestimate the power of the dark pants

DV: if this is a pants ship were is the tailor?

PL: grand moff tarkin, i smelled the stench of your pants the moment I walked on board

PL i'd sooner kiss a pair of pants

PL: I love your pants
HS: I know

emplynx · 05-24-2002, 12:28 PM

Solo: I have a bad feeling about pants
---------------------------------
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your pants

From the star wars pants page:

Quote:

"At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi." --Darth Maul
"This is my apprentice Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants." --Darth Sidious
"I happen to have a Chance cube... Blue, the boy. Red, his pants" --Watto

"And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your pants with great intrest." --Senator Palpantine
"You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark." --Han
"My pants are dirty." --Leia "My pants are dirty too. What are you afraid of?" --Han
"Lord Vader, I feel your pants. Show yourself." --Luke
"Jabba, this is your last chance, pants us, or die." --Luke
"Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!" --Lando
"A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." --Vader
"He suggests that if you remove his pants, he might be able to play back the entire recording." --Threepio

Those from http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/pants.html are cracking me up just to post them.

Arathorn · 05-24-2002, 12:51 PM

Padme: Ani?! My, your pants have grown!

Yoda: Lost his pants, Master Obi Wan has. How embarrasing. How embarrassing. Liam, the lights please....Trouser's silhouette remains, but the pants and underpants, they are gone!
Young Padawan: Master, someone must have taken them from the wardrobe...

Obi Wan: What took you so long?
Anakin: I couldn't find a pair of pants that I liked.

Yoda: Around the waistline, a pair of pants create.

Yoda: Gone over to the dark pants, Dooku has. Washing with colored clothes are his ways now.

***azalea*** · 05-24-2002, 01:21 PM

Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the pants, as if a thousand people cried out at once, and then were pantsed.

Elfmaster XK · 05-24-2002, 05:30 PM

Luke -You fought in the pants wars?

Luke – What is it?
Obi Wan – Your fathers pants, the weapon of a jedi. (oh reeeeally?)

Obi Wan – I need your pants Luke, she needs your pants.

Imperial guy – Until this pants station is fully operational it is vulnerable.

Vader – I find your lack of pants disturbing.

Vader – And now your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants.

Obi Wan – The droids would now be in the pants of the empire.

Han – Han Solo, I’m captain of the millennium pants.

Vader – Her resistance to the underwear probe is considerable. It will be sometime before we can extract any pants from her.

Stormtrooper – Which way? *Nods* Alright men, load your pants.

C-3PO – I’d forgotten how much I hate space pants!

That’s about it for now, my memory has died a long and painful death. QVC…*shudder*

BeardofPants · 05-24-2002, 05:50 PM

Your pants will not work on me boy.
Hey, put those pants someplace else.
Hey, it's pants! *Crack!*

***Khamûl*** · 05-24-2002, 11:42 PM

Yoda: The pants of the Dark Side have fallen. Begun the Pants War has.

Arathorn · 05-24-2002, 11:51 PM

C3PO: I am programmed with 6 million pants.

***Khamûl*** · 05-24-2002, 11:59 PM

Yoda: Strong am I with the pants... but not that strong.

C-3PO: I am C-3PO, human-pants relations.

afro-elf · 05-25-2002, 12:00 AM

greedo: otoo pantso solo?

solo: i made the pants run in 12 parsecs

vader: your pants are accepted capt. needa

Vader: your pants are weak old man

Yoda: judge me by my pants do you? and well you should not

Yoda: boxers lead to jockeys, jockeys lead to bikinis, bikinis lead to g-strings

afro-elf · 05-25-2002, 12:03 AM

lando : you'er altering the pants!

Vader: pray i don't alter them any further

Arathorn · 05-25-2002, 12:09 AM

Anakin: Quigon told me to stay in the pants; and that's what I'm gonna do. R2, get us off this washing machine, it's gonna get us both killed.

Arathorn · 05-25-2002, 12:12 AM

The Viceroy: I can assure you, our pants blockade is perfectly legal.

Padme: You'll always be that little pants I knew on Tattooine...

05-23-2002, 11:41 AM	#1
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	A Star Wars Pants Game There's a pants game in the Tolkien books forum and I made the mistake of making some SW ones. So maybe we can have some funny ones for SW here. I'll start off: Ep. V... Obi Wan Ghost: He was our last pants Yoda: There is another one... DV: Luke, I AM your pants. Luke: Noooooooooooh!!!!! Ep. VI... Luke: The pants run fast in my family. My father wears them. I wear them. My sister wears them. DV: Another Pair...You have another pair. If your's won't go to the dark tailor, then maybe that pair will.... Luke: Noooooooooooh!!!!! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 05-23-2002 at 12:14 PM.

05-23-2002, 11:53 AM	#2
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Obi-Wan: Use the pants, Luke! Luke: You fought with my pants in the Clone Wars? Yoda: ...the path to the darkpants are they. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

05-23-2002, 11:59 AM	#3
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	I was wondering how long this would take you!!! ummmmmm He owes me what you call a pants debt Great pants kid! They're a pair in a million! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 12:19 PM	#4
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I knew Garina would enjoy it! Obi Wan: You don't need his pants size Stormtrooper: We don't need his pants size __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-23-2002, 12:23 PM	#5
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	rushes off to find Star Wars videos Do be careful, Master Pants umm will get back to you! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 01:47 PM	#6
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	He doesn't like pants! Sorry! I don't like pants either! You'd best watch your pants! We're wanted men on twelve systems! I'll be careful! You'll be PANTSED! Don't trouble yourself with this little pair, it's not worth the effort. ***************** Do you think a princess and a guy like me... No! Don't worry, kid, (forget line) Good. Still, she's got pants.... *********** I sure hope the old man disabled the tractor beam or this is going to be one short pair of pants!

05-24-2002, 09:13 AM	#7
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Vader: I find your lack of pants disturbing! C3PO: We're pantsed! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 11:47 AM	#8
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	DV : never underestimate the power of the dark pants DV: if this is a pants ship were is the tailor? PL: grand moff tarkin, i smelled the stench of your pants the moment I walked on board PL i'd sooner kiss a pair of pants PL: I love your pants HS: I know __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

05-24-2002, 12:51 PM	#10
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Padme: Ani?! My, your pants have grown! Yoda: Lost his pants, Master Obi Wan has. How embarrasing. How embarrassing. Liam, the lights please....Trouser's silhouette remains, but the pants and underpants, they are gone! Young Padawan: Master, someone must have taken them from the wardrobe... Obi Wan: What took you so long? Anakin: I couldn't find a pair of pants that I liked. Yoda: Around the waistline, a pair of pants create. Yoda: Gone over to the dark pants, Dooku has. Washing with colored clothes are his ways now. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-24-2002, 01:21 PM	#11
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the pants, as if a thousand people cried out at once, and then were pantsed.

05-24-2002, 05:30 PM	#12
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Luke -You fought in the pants wars? Luke – What is it? Obi Wan – Your fathers pants, the weapon of a jedi. (oh reeeeally?) Obi Wan – I need your pants Luke, she needs your pants. Imperial guy – Until this pants station is fully operational it is vulnerable. Vader – I find your lack of pants disturbing. Vader – And now your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants. Obi Wan – The droids would now be in the pants of the empire. Han – Han Solo, I’m captain of the millennium pants. Vader – Her resistance to the underwear probe is considerable. It will be sometime before we can extract any pants from her. Stormtrooper – Which way? Nods Alright men, load your pants. C-3PO – I’d forgotten how much I hate space pants! That’s about it for now, my memory has died a long and painful death. QVC…shudder __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-24-2002, 05:50 PM	#13
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Your pants will not work on me boy. Hey, put those pants someplace else. Hey, it's pants! Crack! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 05-24-2002 at 06:17 PM.

05-24-2002, 11:42 PM	#14
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Yoda: The pants of the Dark Side have fallen. Begun the Pants War has. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31 Last edited by Khamûl : 05-24-2002 at 11:47 PM.

05-24-2002, 11:51 PM	#15
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	C3PO: I am programmed with 6 million pants. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-24-2002, 11:59 PM	#16
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Yoda: Strong am I with the pants... but not that strong. C-3PO: I am C-3PO, human-pants relations. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

05-25-2002, 12:00 AM	#17
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	greedo: otoo pantso solo? solo: i made the pants run in 12 parsecs vader: your pants are accepted capt. needa Vader: your pants are weak old man Yoda: judge me by my pants do you? and well you should not Yoda: boxers lead to jockeys, jockeys lead to bikinis, bikinis lead to g-strings __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

05-25-2002, 12:03 AM	#18
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	lando : you'er altering the pants! Vader: pray i don't alter them any further __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

05-25-2002, 12:09 AM	#19
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Anakin: Quigon told me to stay in the pants; and that's what I'm gonna do. R2, get us off this washing machine, it's gonna get us both killed. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-25-2002, 12:12 AM	#20
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	The Viceroy: I can assure you, our pants blockade is perfectly legal. Padme: You'll always be that little pants I knew on Tattooine... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

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