Star wars funnys - Page 5

trolls' bane · 03-16-2006, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

At the yearly sith lord Fashion Show:

Speaker: And here we have Darth Vader in a very chique ensemble in black armour. Comes accessorised with Jedi power enhancers, ligthsabre, detachable helmet and gloves.

As Vader makes whirling turn and walks back Kenobi comes out on the catwalk and the speaker come on again:

"This is Obi won in his standard jedi outfit, accessorized with a sabre, comes in black and brown with white or pale yellow shirt and trousers."

LOL!

Obi wan isn't a sith lord, though.

Grey_Wolf · 03-17-2006, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

LOL!

Obi wan isn't a sith lord, though.

I know

He's there as a representative of the Jedi Council.

me9996 · 04-13-2006, 12:13 PM

(Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker enter the emperors room in the death star, luke is standing backwards)
Darth Vader:Luke, turn around.
Luke:I will never turn to the dark side!

me9996 · 04-17-2006, 12:23 AM

(Darth Vader is fighting a Jedi)
Jedi:Ha! I will defeat you!
Darth Vader:You underestamate the dark side of the force! And the force tickle!
(The jedi falls to the floor realing with laughter)
Darth Vader:I love force tickleing people.
Stormtrooper:Why don't you kill him?
(Darth vader force tickles the stormtrooper)

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 04-17-2006, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

(Darth Vader is fighting a Jedi)
Jedi:Ha! I will defeat you!
Darth Vader:You underestamate the dark side of the force! And the force tickle!
(The jedi falls to the floor realing with laughter)
Darth Vader:I love force tickleing people.
Stormtrooper:Why don't you kill him?
(Darth vader force tickles the stormtrooper)

HILARIOUS!

trolls' bane · 04-17-2006, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

(Darth Vader is fighting a Jedi)
Jedi:Ha! I will defeat you!
Darth Vader:You underestamate the dark side of the force! And the force tickle!
(The jedi falls to the floor realing with laughter)
Darth Vader:I love force tickleing people.
Stormtrooper:Why don't you kill him?
(Darth vader force tickles the stormtrooper)

Yay! Me9996 is at it again!

Sam · 04-26-2006, 10:43 PM

Sideus: hey! wanna go get a coffee or something?

Yoda: sure, i'd like that.

ayra · 05-25-2006, 05:09 PM

Here is one...
________________
Vader Vs. Luke
Vader: Join me, we will rule the galaxy together!
Luke: NOOOOOO---
(suddenly cut off)
(Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin enter)
Frodo: Merry, Pippin, why do you two have to carry the map?
Sam: Ya, where is the map?
Merry: Map, what map?
Pippin:I thought that lettuce tasted funny...
Frodo(to Vader): Cand you tell us the way to Mount Doom?
Vader: No
Frodo: thank you. where are we?
Luke: Cloud City, Bespin
Frodo:?? Thank you. how do we get back to Rivendall?
Luke: no clue
Sam: good bye sir!
(Hobbits leave)
Vader: Continue...
Luke: Ok, NOOOOO...

trolls' bane · 05-25-2006, 10:34 PM

LOL!

And welcome, by the way.

ayra · 06-06-2006, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

LOL!

And welcome, by the way.

thanks

me9996 · 06-06-2006, 07:27 PM

Vader:Beware the evil lepricans!
Luke:Huh?
Vader:Those little irish elf things...
Luke:Leprucans? Lepricens?
Vader:I take it you don't know how to spell it eather...
Luke:Yup.
__________________
(My little brother came up with this)
Luke:I dink we should do another lightsaber fight sometime...
Vader:I dink uh, okay!
(1 minute lader)
Luke:It's dime for the lightsaber fight!
Vader:You can... I can... forget about this...
Luke:Hey you can't leave now!
Vader:Okay, I will use my lightsaber!
(da dink dat han solo pilots enders the seen)
Derecter:LUUUUUNNNNNNCCCCCCCHHHHHHH BBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAKKKKKKEEE!!!

trolls' bane · 06-24-2006, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

(My little brother came up with this)
Luke:I dink we should do another lightsaber fight sometime...
Vader:I dink uh, okay!
(1 minute lader)
Luke:It's dime for the lightsaber fight!
Vader:You can... I can... forget about this...
Luke:Hey you can't leave now!
Vader:Okay, I will use my lightsaber!
(da dink dat han solo pilots enders the seen)
Derecter:LUUUUUNNNNNNCCCCCCCHHHHHHH BBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAKKKKKKEEE!!!

That's it! Carry on the family business.

Curubethion · 06-27-2006, 12:04 AM

A long, long, long, very long, millions of centuries ago long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, far parsecs of light-years away...
VERBOSE WARS
Episode I: The Phantom Adjectives

me9996 · 06-27-2006, 12:11 AM

(Anikin getting on the jedi council in eps III)
Mace:You're on the council, but you're not a master.
Anikin:That's not fair!
Yoda:Cheese with that whine you want?
Obi-wan(To himself):I gotta remember that one...
(Later...)
Luke:You didn't tell me Leia was my sister! That was SOO WEIRD!!!
Obi-wan:Cheese with that whine you want?
Luke:You're starting to sound like yoda.
Obi-wan:AAA!!! NO!!! I MENT DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE WITH THAT WHINE!!!
Luke:Why am I lisening to this guy?
Obi-wan:Realy! Your grandpa was middiclorains!
Luke:Ha! Next you'll be telling me that Padme' Amadala is my mother!
Obi-wan:About that...
Luke:

ayra · 07-07-2006, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

(Anikin getting on the jedi council in eps III)
Mace:You're on the council, but you're not a master.
Anikin:That's not fair!
Yoda:Cheese with that whine you want?
Obi-wan(To himself):I gotta remember that one...
(Later...)
Luke:You didn't tell me Leia was my sister! That was SOO WEIRD!!!
Obi-wan:Cheese with that whine you want?
Luke:You're starting to sound like yoda.
Obi-wan:AAA!!! NO!!! I MENT DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE WITH THAT WHINE!!!
Luke:Why am I lisening to this guy?
Obi-wan:Realy! Your grandpa was middiclorains!
Luke:Ha! Next you'll be telling me that Padme' Amadala is my mother!
Obi-wan:About that...
Luke:

I like that one... how funny can a joke get?

me9996 · 07-07-2006, 05:31 PM

Thank you,
__________________
Luke:Um... Leia?
Leia:Yes?
Luke:Obi-wan told me something, you're my sister!
Leia:

Both:EWW!!!
Boba Fett:You guys are even more clones than me!
(Luke and Leia look at him)
Boba

id I say that out load? I'm going to have to kill you now.
Luke & Leia:

__________________

ayra · 07-09-2006, 06:15 PM

*The first Death Star is under attack*
Stormtrooper 1: Those Rebels cannot do this!
Stormtrooper 2: Yes they can, you don't want them to...
Officer: You two! At the guns! On the double!
Stormtrooper 1: But they...
Officer: No buts! They cannot dist...
(suddenly stops)
Officer: (yells) Save yourselfs! Retreat! We are going...
*Death Star explodes, Rebels are confused at the signal and find out its from the Death Star*
Pilot: Sir, do want me to find out anything?
Officer: Na, they goners.

me9996 · 08-02-2006, 08:21 PM

Stormtrooper1:I know how to ask for cold cat soup in spanish!
Stormtrooper2:Oh realy? How?
Stormtrooper1:Gato espacho por favor?
Stormtrooper2: Did you spell that right?
Stormtrooper1:I don't know. By the way, how do we use these things?
(Points at his blaster)
Stormtrooper2:I don't know, but I heard from SJ-4583 that we pull something called a 'trigger'
Stormtrooper1:What's that?
__________________
(The sandtroopers are serching Tattoeen (Bad spelling) for C-3PO and R2-D2)
Sandtrooper1:Hey boss, what's this thing?
(Holds up that thing that the Sandtroopers found and said 'look sir, droids)
Sandtrooper leader:I think someone turned down a marrage proposal here.
(Pause)
Sandtrooper1:So what do we do now?
Sandtrooper2: Da plane! Da plane!
Sandtrooper1:What is it?
Sandtrooper leader:It's a robot leg!
Sandtrooper1:So did they come this way?
Sandtrooper leader:Years of extensive training say... I don't know.
__________________
Darth Sidous:So will you joint my the sith Ani?
Anikin:How does it pay?
Sidous:Pritty well.
Anikin:How well?
Sidous:Well it's all in spoils and taxes so I realy couldn't tell you.
Anikin:Well it pays better than being a Jedi

__________________

me9996 · 08-31-2006, 11:29 AM

(Leias cell on the death star)
Darth Vader:We have ways of makeing you talk!
(Force tickles Leia)
Leia: (HAHAHA)OKAY! OKAY! (HEHEHE) I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT! (HAR HAR HAR) THE BASE IS ON YAVIN 4!!!

ayra · 09-01-2006, 04:06 PM

Good one. I have gone blank on jokes right now...

04-26-2006, 10:43 PM	#87
Sam Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 251	Sideus: hey! wanna go get a coffee or something? Yoda: sure, i'd like that. __________________ Sam, son of Mark

05-25-2006, 10:34 PM	#89
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	LOL! And welcome, by the way. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

06-27-2006, 12:04 AM	#93
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	A long, long, long, very long, millions of centuries ago long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, far parsecs of light-years away... VERBOSE WARS Episode I: The Phantom Adjectives __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

07-09-2006, 06:15 PM	#97
ayra Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom Posts: 230	The first Death Star is under attack Stormtrooper 1: Those Rebels cannot do this! Stormtrooper 2: Yes they can, you don't want them to... Officer: You two! At the guns! On the double! Stormtrooper 1: But they... Officer: No buts! They cannot dist... (suddenly stops) Officer: (yells) Save yourselfs! Retreat! We are going... Death Star explodes, Rebels are confused at the signal and find out its from the Death Star Pilot: Sir, do want me to find out anything? Officer: Na, they goners. __________________ I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! Kalia rocks!

09-01-2006, 04:06 PM	#100
ayra Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom Posts: 230	Good one. I have gone blank on jokes right now... __________________ I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! Kalia rocks!

05-25-2006, 05:09 PM	#88
ayra Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom Posts: 230	Here is one... ________________ Vader Vs. Luke Vader: Join me, we will rule the galaxy together! Luke: NOOOOOO--- (suddenly cut off) (Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin enter) Frodo: Merry, Pippin, why do you two have to carry the map? Sam: Ya, where is the map? Merry: Map, what map? Pippin:I thought that lettuce tasted funny... Frodo(to Vader): Cand you tell us the way to Mount Doom? Vader: No Frodo: thank you. where are we? Luke: Cloud City, Bespin Frodo:?? Thank you. how do we get back to Rivendall? Luke: no clue Sam: good bye sir! (Hobbits leave) Vader: Continue... Luke: Ok, NOOOOO...

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