Star wars funnys - Page 3

trolls' bane · 01-16-2006, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halbarad of the Dunedain

Well I'm not saying that the galaxy in question is ours in the future, I'm just saying that we don't know when it was or where it was, it could be our galaxy in the past!? Or maybe it is coinciding with our current galaxy somewhere else?!

Well, supposedly some well-meaning astronomers decided to name a galaxy I think 55 million (or is it billion?) light years away the Star Wars Galaxy. I beleive it somewhat fit the shape of all previous maps drawn of the SW galaxy. I highly doubt that Lucas meant for it to be even related to our galaxy. Although, it requires an explanation on how humans could evolve in both galaxies. And ducks. I seem to remember ducks were a very common animal in the SW galaxy.

trolls' bane · 01-16-2006, 07:33 PM

LOL! I love those Darth Jar Jar ones.

MangoPi · 01-17-2006, 01:14 AM

Ducks? When were there ducks?

I don't remember any ducks.... *suspicious*

Also:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elanor

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

I could not stop laughing...Darth Vader, Official Molester of Christmas ... no present is safe!!

I am a sick sick person and I need help.

me9996 · 01-17-2006, 02:02 AM

Darth Vader:I just want a cookie.

Elanor · 01-17-2006, 02:53 PM

That makes me think of this old Mr. Rogers show.

Darth Vader alias Evil Knife and Fork: All I ever wanted was a spooooon.....

trolls' bane · 01-19-2006, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MangoPi

Ducks? When were there ducks?

I don't remember any ducks.... *suspicious*

It's an EU thing. You wouldn't understand.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MangoPi

I could not stop laughing...Darth Vader, Official Molester of Christmas ... no present is safe!!

Well, there is the Corellian urban legend of Lord Nyax, told to children who didn't want to go to bed. Also, a young man who lost his mind (literally)(no pun intended), Irek Ismaren, took up the name after hearing it in his victim's thoughts, though don't ask me how because like I said, he lost his mind (literally)(no pun intended) in a lightsaber fight, and is now about as smart as a 12 foot bioengineered corrupted infant with cortosis armor and lightsabers embedded into his skin.

me9996 · 02-02-2006, 09:41 PM

this is me9996s little sis

__________________

luke and vader are fighting .

Luke: yoda has traind me well

Darth Vader:We'll see about that!

Yoda breaks through the window.

Yoda : Okay now ... just how we practist.

(Yoda and Luke start danceing hip-hop )

Darth Vader: heh, I can do better then that!
( Darth vader spins on his head then starts doin other funky moves)

Yoda: Bring it Vay-da!

( Yoda snaps his ... fingers? claws? things...)

Princess Laiya: YO,YO whazzup?

Darth Vader and Luke :

( Princess Laiya starts singing)
Darth Vader: okay , okay ,okay! You win! I'll chang my name to Darth D.V.

Princess Laiya: Thanks dad. I thought youd think so

The End...

trolls' bane · 02-03-2006, 01:47 AM

Artistic insanity must run in the family.

me9996 · 02-03-2006, 04:13 PM

My little sister posted that without my reading over it first, if she does that again I'm changeing my password.

trolls' bane · 02-04-2006, 03:05 AM

(an extension of my Treebeard version of the Davy Crockett song)
Merry: What are you doing?
Pippin: Well, he's tryna grin down an Bar.
Merry: Grin down a--
*leaves rustle* "GRAR!" *Treebeard stumbles backward, gets up, and rushes back in*
*leaves rustle*"Grrr!" *leaves rustle again--Treebeard steps out.*
Treebeard: Well, good afternoon, Merry. We'll have some good eatin' tonight, ahl tell eewe what.

rohirrim TR · 02-04-2006, 11:35 AM

LOL, thats great treebeard would be a literal backWOODsman.

me9996 · 02-04-2006, 01:23 PM

what's that doing here? It belongs in they'd never say that.

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 02-07-2006, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

what's that doing here? It belongs in they'd never say that.

Oh well. It's still funny.

Curubethion · 02-07-2006, 08:34 PM

Darth Vader: And as official evil supremem badguy, I promise to crush all resistance and opress every universe in the galaxy!
*"Hail to the Chief" plays in the background*

trolls' bane · 02-09-2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

what's that doing here? It belongs in they'd never say that.

Oops.

Hey, you were supposed say that, not that. Not what we agreed upon earlier.

truthiscool · 02-16-2006, 01:38 PM

were supos to be talking about starwars

Grey_Wolf · 02-16-2006, 04:11 PM

Oh, I'm a sithlord, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Imperial Troopers:
He's a sithlord, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Imperial Troopers:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Imperial Troopers:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Imperial Troopers:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
(Imperial Troopers break off song, and begin insulting The sithlord)

The Emperor: (crying) I thought you were so rugged!

rohirrim TR · 02-17-2006, 10:16 AM

now we know why the first Imperium collapsed.

Grey_Wolf · 02-17-2006, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

now we know why the first Imperium collapsed.

Indeed.

me9996 · 02-17-2006, 05:40 PM

(Obi-wan at jedi analisese room (from ep. 2 deleted seen))
Obi-wan:I need you to analise this for me
(Puts the Saber dart in the tray thing)
Droid:Thank you.
(Droid takes saberdart out of tray)
Droid:My presous....

01-16-2006, 07:33 PM	#42
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	LOL! I love those Darth Jar Jar ones. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

01-17-2006, 02:53 PM	#45
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	That makes me think of this old Mr. Rogers show. Darth Vader alias Evil Knife and Fork: All I ever wanted was a spooooon..... __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

02-03-2006, 01:47 AM	#48
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Artistic insanity must run in the family. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

02-04-2006, 03:05 AM	#50
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	(an extension of my Treebeard version of the Davy Crockett song) Merry: What are you doing? Pippin: Well, he's tryna grin down an Bar. Merry: Grin down a-- leaves rustle "GRAR!" Treebeard stumbles backward, gets up, and rushes back in leaves rustle"Grrr!" leaves rustle again--Treebeard steps out. Treebeard: Well, good afternoon, Merry. We'll have some good eatin' tonight, ahl tell eewe what. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

02-07-2006, 08:34 PM	#54
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Darth Vader: And as official evil supremem badguy, I promise to crush all resistance and opress every universe in the galaxy! "Hail to the Chief" plays in the background __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

02-16-2006, 01:38 PM	#56
truthiscool Enting Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Arkansas Posts: 86	were supos to be talking about starwars __________________ There are those in the world who do not understand that our time is limited and so they wast it but in the end when they stand before god the will realize what a mistake they made.

02-16-2006, 04:11 PM	#57
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Oh, I'm a sithlord, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. Imperial Troopers: He's a sithlord, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. Imperial Troopers: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea. I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars. Imperial Troopers: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around.... In bars??????? I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa. Imperial Troopers: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspenders and a .... a Bra???? (Imperial Troopers break off song, and begin insulting The sithlord) The Emperor: (crying) I thought you were so rugged! Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 02-16-2006 at 04:13 PM.

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