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06-29-2002, 12:31 AM
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Hoplite Nomad
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Darth Maul's family
you can tell I'm sleepy with too much time on my hands
his meglomanic brother darth all his fiesty sister darth brawl His wimpy brother darth bawl His sporty sister darth ball his long distance cousin darth call his slow brother darth crawl his southern cousin darth drawl his sister darth ya'll his clumsy sister darth fall his audacious brother darth gawl His germam sister darth gaul His transportation brother darth haul His real estate brother darth hall his shopping sister darth mall her son mini mall His chistian prosecuting cousin darth saul his former christian prosecuting now christian cousin darth paul his funeral home uncle darth pall his meterologist aunt darth squawl his basket ball cousin darth tall his construction brother darth wall l
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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06-29-2002, 11:42 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
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Not trying to spoil the fun, (sorry incase you already knew) Sith are taken from their parents like Jedi are. Maul's family wasn't evil.
Those are pretty funny though! 
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06-29-2002, 03:53 PM
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The Insufferable
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I'm not so sure:
After all, there can be only one apprentice at a time, and so it's more of an exclusive position than that of jedi padawan. I really don't know if the sith would stoop to kidnapping-it wouldn't be terribly efficient, would it? Perhaps maul went through a situation more like Anakin/Vader did?
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06-30-2002, 02:04 PM
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Long lost mooter
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His grandmother Darth Shawl
And (this one's reaching) his storytelling brother Darth Thrall. |
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06-30-2002, 03:03 PM
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Hoplite Nomad
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Quote:
maybe the the second should have been is enslaved brother Darth Thrall
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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06-30-2002, 09:23 PM
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Long lost mooter
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oh, yeah, sorry I was thinking of something else I guess.
Okay then, his midget brother Darth small.  (predictable)And even worse, his horse Darth stall (or his procrastinating brother by the same name). Last edited by azalea : 06-30-2002 at 09:25 PM. |
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06-30-2002, 10:51 PM
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Hoplite Nomad
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well I think I could explain it this way.
ENTHRALL means to Captivate the roots are thrall meaning slave and captivate captive I was just SUPER specific
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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07-01-2002, 05:19 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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How 'bout his nerdy cousin from the university, Darth Knowitall.
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07-01-2002, 04:18 PM
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The Insufferable
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His chatty sister, Darth LOL
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07-02-2002, 12:23 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
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Darth Vaders Family: His astronaut bro. Darth Crater
His sis working at a diner, Darth Waiter His bro who hates diner sis, Darth Hater His bro who procrastinates, Darth Later His chef brother Darth Cater His pirate bro Darth Raider
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07-10-2002, 05:03 PM
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Long lost mooter
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Darth Maul's inept mechanic brother Darth Stall (or his stablehand brother Darth Stall).
Darth Vader's mother Darth Mater (ha!) His father Darth Pater. His player brother Darth Dater (or his anthropologist brother Darth Dater) Ouch! Last edited by azalea : 07-10-2002 at 05:05 PM. |
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07-29-2002, 01:37 PM
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Elf Lord
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And his best buddy, Darth Pall
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08-04-2002, 10:57 AM
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Hobbit
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Darth Vader's teacher sister Darth Grader
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08-04-2002, 11:27 AM
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Hoplite Nomad
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OUCH lucy
his playboy brother darth mater his food brother darth cater his teasing brother darth baiter his other playboy brother darth dater ( or his historian sister) his misanthrpoic brother darth hater his cousin from florida darth gator his green party brother darth nader his procrasinting sister darth later his service brother darth waiter his other other playboy brother darth saytar
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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08-04-2002, 10:59 PM
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Hobbit
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his cousin who owns a coffee shop, Darth Percolater
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08-05-2002, 07:23 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: seattle
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oh my god
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10-18-2002, 11:29 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: We'd tell you but you're all out to get us.
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You people never cease to amaze and frighten me.
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10-27-2002, 04:46 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: 2nd star to the left.....
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Darth Maul's baby brother Darth Crawl
and his urban developer brother Darth Sprawl |
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11-13-2002, 07:15 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Bah! All tremble before the might of Darth Squirrel!
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02-01-2003, 12:47 PM
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Sapling
Join Date: May 2002
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thanks they are so funny but they are not evil thans again the elven lord of typing errors
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