They'd never say that! - Page 2

afro-elf · 06-04-2002, 04:55 PM

Saruman to grima

*looking at palantir*

hey lets play bowling

Lindir now for that milli vanilli classic

eowyn darn i broke a nail

galadriel celeborn i'm leaving you for gimli

treebeard we need some more fire wood

Tar-Elendil · 06-04-2002, 04:55 PM

lol, yea..
whenever i read Lotr now i start to think gandalf talks with a lisp

afro-elf · 06-04-2002, 05:00 PM

yeah i guess he' is the secret FLAME of arnor

BeardofPants · 06-04-2002, 05:45 PM

Now, now. 'Nuff with the homophobic jokes.

Hurin: Maaaaan... I LOVE the view!

Sicirus · 06-04-2002, 06:12 PM

Sam to Frodo) Hey Ummm Frodo after this journey and all I have been thinking about this so called friendship of ours. I mean I think it is time that we should be more than friends. I mean realy its not like have not seen each other in many different ways. So will you marry me.
Elrond to Aragorn) Hey Arwen. OOPs .
I mean Celebrian. Oh shoot. I mean gandalf.
Oh never mind.

***Khamûl*** · 06-05-2002, 12:53 AM

Smaug - Anyone got any matches?

Gimli - Galadriel, you look like the north end of a south bound horse.

Gollum - I'll have the filet mignon with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy with some red wine.

Treebeard - Now where did I leave my chainsaw?

Tar-Elendil · 06-05-2002, 12:59 AM

thorin-how bout you take the arkenstone? its nice isnt it!

hurin and huor-we stay here while you run off? hell no man!

afro-elf · 06-05-2002, 01:59 AM

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Now, now. 'Nuff with the homophobic jokes.

tsk tsk young padawan

those were homosexual jokes not homophobic. I'm not homophobic.

BeardofPants · 06-05-2002, 02:04 AM

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tsk tsk young padawan

I'm not swearing fealty to YOUR nubian ass.

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those were homosexual jokes not homophobic. I'm not homophobic.

I stand corrected on your BAD homosexual jokes.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-05-2002, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Now, now. 'Nuff with the homophobic jokes.

Thank you. . .I was about to go on warpath.

Legolas: Look at my lovely new saw! I'm going to chop down some trees today!
Gimli: No, I wanted to climb the trees!
Sam: (when they're on the Anduin) Can I go swimming?

afro-elf · 06-05-2002, 05:18 AM

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Thank you. . .I was about to go on warpath.

I'm not homophobic as I stated above and I make fun of everyone

if you want i can start on legolas but that would be too easy

Sicirus · 06-05-2002, 06:33 AM

Aragorn at the gate of Rohan: hear take Anduril and try it out to it makes one hell of a sword.
Gandalf: I am retiering hey Saruman you can take over now.
Frodo in pawn shop: How much for this ring?
Eowyn; How do ride a horse again.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-05-2002, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by afro-elf

I'm not homophobic as I stated above and I make fun of everyone

if you want i can start on legolas but that would be too easy

Okay. . .I just wasn't seeing how many of your jokes were that funny. . .I go on warpath a little too easily

As long as everyone's made fun of, eh?

Just leave Legoboy alone

frodosgirlfriend · 06-05-2002, 12:39 PM

Frodo: did you ever find bugs bunny sexy when he dressed like a girl?

Orc: Aragorn i must tell you, you look sexy when you swing your sword like that

Treebeard: I'm a lumberjack and i'm okay, work all night sleep all day...
Aragorn joins in: ... I wish i was a girly, just like my dear mama!

Shelob:if you wanted to pass here all you had to do was ask, just go right on through!

this is fun!

***Khamûl*** · 06-05-2002, 03:14 PM

Gimli - Hey, another two weeks and then I'll be able to take my vacation to the Paths of the Dead.

Black Riders - Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!
Frodo - You know, I've always wanted to go there. I hear it's so pretty this time of year. Sorry Glorfindel. I'll come back to visit every now and then. Wait up guys!

Jador · 06-05-2002, 03:19 PM

Eru "Well done Melkor that music you played sounded really good..Why dont you do a solo for us?"
Manwe to Varda "I dont like this house its to high up,shall we move some where neerer the coast?"
Feanor "Good point Mandos,please forgive me"

Ërendil · 06-05-2002, 04:58 PM

These are funny

Sam to Frodo: I don't want to come with you to Mordor. You go on right a head. I will stay here in Rivendell with the elves.
Merry and Pippin: yeah us too. We don't want to come with you.

BeardofPants · 06-05-2002, 05:09 PM

Feanor: I'm a villain!

cassiopeia · 06-05-2002, 08:58 PM

Frodo: Umm Sam, could you stop licking my hands please?

Eowyn to Aragorn: God, you are hot!

Boromir to Merry or Pippin: Want to blow the horn of Gondor?
(yes I know its old but funny).

Gimli to Legolas: I think I'm in love with you

Tar-Elendil · 06-05-2002, 09:11 PM

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Gimli to Legolas: I think I'm in love with you

hey these are things they WOULDNT say :P

06-04-2002, 04:55 PM	#21
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Saruman to grima looking at palantir hey lets play bowling Lindir now for that milli vanilli classic eowyn darn i broke a nail galadriel celeborn i'm leaving you for gimli treebeard we need some more fire wood __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-04-2002, 04:55 PM	#22
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	lol, yea.. whenever i read Lotr now i start to think gandalf talks with a lisp __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-04-2002, 05:00 PM	#23
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	yeah i guess he' is the secret FLAME of arnor __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-04-2002, 05:45 PM	#24
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Now, now. 'Nuff with the homophobic jokes. Hurin: Maaaaan... I LOVE the view! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-04-2002, 06:12 PM	#25
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Sam to Frodo) Hey Ummm Frodo after this journey and all I have been thinking about this so called friendship of ours. I mean I think it is time that we should be more than friends. I mean realy its not like have not seen each other in many different ways. So will you marry me. Elrond to Aragorn) Hey Arwen. OOPs . I mean Celebrian. Oh shoot. I mean gandalf. Oh never mind. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-05-2002, 12:53 AM	#26
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Smaug - Anyone got any matches? Gimli - Galadriel, you look like the north end of a south bound horse. Gollum - I'll have the filet mignon with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy with some red wine. Treebeard - Now where did I leave my chainsaw? __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

06-05-2002, 12:59 AM	#27
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	thorin-how bout you take the arkenstone? its nice isnt it! hurin and huor-we stay here while you run off? hell no man! __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-05-2002, 06:33 AM	#32
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Aragorn at the gate of Rohan: hear take Anduril and try it out to it makes one hell of a sword. Gandalf: I am retiering hey Saruman you can take over now. Frodo in pawn shop: How much for this ring? Eowyn; How do ride a horse again. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-05-2002, 12:39 PM	#34
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	Frodo: did you ever find bugs bunny sexy when he dressed like a girl? Orc: Aragorn i must tell you, you look sexy when you swing your sword like that Treebeard: I'm a lumberjack and i'm okay, work all night sleep all day... Aragorn joins in: ... I wish i was a girly, just like my dear mama! Shelob:if you wanted to pass here all you had to do was ask, just go right on through! this is fun! __________________ LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!!

06-05-2002, 03:14 PM	#35
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Gimli - Hey, another two weeks and then I'll be able to take my vacation to the Paths of the Dead. Black Riders - Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you! Frodo - You know, I've always wanted to go there. I hear it's so pretty this time of year. Sorry Glorfindel. I'll come back to visit every now and then. Wait up guys! __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

06-05-2002, 03:19 PM	#36
Jador Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Land of my Fathers. Posts: 184	Eru "Well done Melkor that music you played sounded really good..Why dont you do a solo for us?" Manwe to Varda "I dont like this house its to high up,shall we move some where neerer the coast?" Feanor "Good point Mandos,please forgive me" __________________ 'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn

06-05-2002, 04:58 PM	#37
Ërendil Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 389	These are funny Sam to Frodo: I don't want to come with you to Mordor. You go on right a head. I will stay here in Rivendell with the elves. Merry and Pippin: yeah us too. We don't want to come with you. __________________ "You're one of the Abaharaki, oh I had forgotten. Look at me, I am completly drenched! I do hate the rain, it makes me so depressed..." "Hehehehe, moeru moeru!" "That's it, set it all on fire; we're gonna smoke out Escaflowne!" "Oh, I hit the wrong target... never mind that creature was useless to us anyway. Our orders were to get the girl? So he isn't our concern, we don't need him!" ^_^ Isn't Dilandau just fantastic? You just have to love the insane, murderous pyro :-D

06-05-2002, 05:09 PM	#38
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Feanor: I'm a villain! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-05-2002, 08:58 PM	#39
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Frodo: Umm Sam, could you stop licking my hands please? Eowyn to Aragorn: God, you are hot! Boromir to Merry or Pippin: Want to blow the horn of Gondor? (yes I know its old but funny). Gimli to Legolas: I think I'm in love with you __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.