The Pants Game - Page 2

Elfmaster XK · 03-13-2002, 02:36 PM

Denethor, ' do as you will master halfling. but my life is broken. Send for my pants!'

CardenIAntauraNauco · 03-13-2002, 02:45 PM

There was a silence again for a while. Then, "what is that?" cried Pippin suddenly, cluthching at gandalf's cloak. " Look! Pants, red pants!"

"Do not let gandalf pants you!"

Frodo was alive but pantsed by the enemy

Comic Book Guy · 03-13-2002, 03:33 PM

You know, you can try playing Tolkien Trails Madlibs here for the same effect.

eowyn144 · 03-13-2002, 03:34 PM

oh these are all just too funny!great idea btw!

FrodoFriend · 03-13-2002, 03:43 PM

The first line of RotK?

"Pippin looked out from the shelter of Gandalf's pants."

That is wrong!

Kwijibo · 03-13-2002, 04:05 PM

"Balin at your service!" "Bilbo Baggins at your's and your pants'"

"Knock on the door with your pants, Peregrin Took! But if that does not split them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish underwear"

"The hour is later than you think. The Bloomers have left Minas Trousers. They crossed the River Underwear on Midsummer's Jeans, disguised as lingerie salemen. They will find the pants, and kill the one who carries them"

"Well," he said "I'm pants."

Wayfarer · 03-13-2002, 05:13 PM

"What of you, Frodo Baggins? Would you gaze into the pants of Galadriel?"

Gollum falling into the sammath naur: Paaaaannnnntttsss!

emplynx · 03-13-2002, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wayfarer
"What of you, Frodo Baggins? Would you gaze into the pants of Galadriel?"

Thats just wrong...

"I think really Bilbo preferred slipping off pants in the end," said Gandalf

"Then I will bear you to Edoras,
where the Lord of Rohan sits in his pants."

"I pass the test," she said. "I will diminish, and go into the pants
and remain Galadriel"

Aragorn threw back his pants. The elven-sheath glittered as he grasped it, and the bright blade of Anduril shone like a sudden flame as he swept it out.

"We hobbits ought to stick together, and we will. I shall go, unless they chain me up. There must be someone with intelligence in the pants."

Wayfarer · 03-13-2002, 05:44 PM

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Well, I'm pantsed

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I like pants better.

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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they aren't subtle and will likely pants you.

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And he who breaks a thing to find out what it is has dropped the pants of wisdom.

Wayfarer · 03-13-2002, 05:50 PM

Gimli to Eomer

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You speak evil of that which is fair beyond the reach of your thought, and only tight pants can excuse you.

Legolas to Eomer

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You would be dead before your pants fell.

Quickbeam

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'The de-pantser! The de-pantser!', he cried.

Saruman

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...do not think that when I lost my pants I lost all my mojo!

Wayfarer · 03-13-2002, 05:57 PM

And, for my piece de resistance-Gollum Quotes. Read closely.

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'No shirt, no pants, nothing for Smeagol,' said Gollum, 'he's a streak.'

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...tonight you have come where it is death to come. The fish of the pool are dearly bought.'
Gollum dropped his pants. 'Don't want fish,' he said.

Rána Eressëa · 03-13-2002, 05:59 PM

Legolas to Eomer

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You would be dead before your pants fell.

Why's that sound so frightening?

Rána Eressëa · 03-13-2002, 06:13 PM

"In ancient times the Pants of Power were crafted by the Elven-smiths, and Sauron, the Dark Lord, forged the One Pants, filling it with his own power so that he could rule all other pants. But the One Pants was taken from him, and though he sought it throughout Middle-earth, the pants remained lost to him. After many ages it fell, by chance, onto the legs of Bilbo Baggins..."

I found this on the back of my one-volume edition of "The Lord of the Rings"

Aragorns Dimple · 03-13-2002, 09:39 PM

"I am called Strider", he said in a low voice. "I am very pleased to meet you, Master - Underpants, if old Butterbur got your name right."

"Well, Master Underpants," said Strider, " if I were you, I should stop your young friends from panting too much. Drink, fire and chance-meeting are pleasant enough, but, well - this isn't The Pantshire. There are queer folk about. Though I say it as shouldn't, you may think," he added with a pant smile, seeing Frodo's glance. "And there have been even stranger pants through Bree lately," he went on, watching Frodo's pants.

AI !~ Wouldn't JRRT roll around in his grave if he knew the meaning of 'queer' in our times...........!!!!

Nibs · 03-13-2002, 10:13 PM

"Then suddenly Merry felt it at last, beyond doubt; a change. Wind was in his pants!"

"Merry peered from behind Dernhelm's pants."

"Still, I thank him, for it is plain that this brat at least has seen these pants before, and it would be vain for you to deny them now."

Menelvagor · 03-13-2002, 11:26 PM

I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants!

'And then he lifted up his hand and cried in a voice ringing above the din: The pants are coming! The pants are coming! The hosts of Mordor looked up and wondered what this sight might mean."

'For Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, as a present, on a pair of silver pants.'

'Not, of course that birthday presents were always new; there were one or two old pants that had circulated all around the district; but Bilbo had usually given new pants, and kept those he recieved.'

'My dear Baggines and boffins... Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots. PROUDPANTS!!'

'Secondly, to celebrate my pants. I should say: our pants. For it is, of course, also the pants of my heir and nefew Frodo. He comes of age and into his pants today!'

Menelvagor · 03-13-2002, 11:30 PM

Hey, woah, I'm an elven warrior!

***Khamûl*** · 03-14-2002, 12:28 AM

"Nor would I," he (Aragorn) said. "Therefore I say to you, lady: Stay! For you have no pants to the South."

"But if you would take my pants," said Eomer in a low voice, "you would then return hither, until the war is over, lost or won."

"Don't waste your pants on the fool, Sam!" said Frodo.

eowyn144 · 03-14-2002, 02:47 PM

“I wish it need not have happened in my pants,” said Frodo.
“So do I,” said Gandalf, ”And so do all who live to wear such pants. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the pants that are to given us.”

“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your pants,” he used to say.

irobbedfortknox · 03-14-2002, 08:47 PM

Legolas: You have my bow.
Aragorn: And my sword.
Gimli: And MY pants!

Galadriel: I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my pants.

Gandalf: It is unwise to meddle in the pants of wizards...

Sam: You've been in farmer Maggot's pants!

Merry: A shortcut to what?
Pippin: PANTS!

Legolas: I have not the heart to pants you.

Alternative to one of my early examples:
Boromir: (looking in Frodo's pants) It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt... for such a little thing... such a small thing.

03-13-2002, 02:36 PM	#21
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Denethor, ' do as you will master halfling. but my life is broken. Send for my pants!' __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

03-13-2002, 02:45 PM	#22
CardenIAntauraNauco Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: rural oklahoma Posts: 324	There was a silence again for a while. Then, "what is that?" cried Pippin suddenly, cluthching at gandalf's cloak. " Look! Pants, red pants!" "Do not let gandalf pants you!" Frodo was alive but pantsed by the enemy __________________ "We will have peace","Yes we will have peace...we will have peace when you and all your works have perished - and the works of your dark lord to whom you would deliver us. You are a liar,Saruman,and a corrupter of men's hearts. You hold out your hand to me and I percieve only a finger of the claw of Mordor. Cruel and cold! Even if your war on me was just - as it was not,for were you ten times as wise you would have no right to rule me and mine, for your own profit you desired-even so, what will you say of your Torches in westfold and the children that lie dead there? And they hewed Hama's body before the gates of Hornburg, after he was dead. When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you and Orthanc. So much for the House of Eorl. A lesser son of greater Sires am I, but I do not need to lick your fingers. Turn elsewither for I fear your voice has lost it's charm.

03-13-2002, 03:34 PM	#24
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	oh these are all just too funny!great idea btw! __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

03-13-2002, 03:43 PM	#25
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	The first line of RotK? "Pippin looked out from the shelter of Gandalf's pants." That is wrong! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-13-2002, 04:05 PM	#26
Kwijibo Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlorien (actually Wales, but let's not talk about that) Posts: 117	"Balin at your service!" "Bilbo Baggins at your's and your pants'" "Knock on the door with your pants, Peregrin Took! But if that does not split them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish underwear" "The hour is later than you think. The Bloomers have left Minas Trousers. They crossed the River Underwear on Midsummer's Jeans, disguised as lingerie salemen. They will find the pants, and kill the one who carries them" "Well," he said "I'm pants." __________________ 'So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you can decide is what to do with the time that is given to you,' - Gandalf the Grey 'I left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down' - In memory of Graham Chapman 'Rubin sits like Buddah in a 10 foot cell, An innocent man in a living hell,' - From 'Hurricane' by Bob Dylan, the only innocent Hurricane protest song, written stressing the innocence of Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter, a black, middle-weight boxer imprisoned for 19 for a triple murder which he did not commit.

03-13-2002, 03:33 PM	#23
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	You know, you can try playing Tolkien Trails Madlibs here for the same effect.

03-13-2002, 05:13 PM	#27
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	"What of you, Frodo Baggins? Would you gaze into the pants of Galadriel?" Gollum falling into the sammath naur: Paaaaannnnntttsss! __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

03-13-2002, 06:13 PM	#33
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	"In ancient times the Pants of Power were crafted by the Elven-smiths, and Sauron, the Dark Lord, forged the One Pants, filling it with his own power so that he could rule all other pants. But the One Pants was taken from him, and though he sought it throughout Middle-earth, the pants remained lost to him. After many ages it fell, by chance, onto the legs of Bilbo Baggins..." I found this on the back of my one-volume edition of "The Lord of the Rings"

03-13-2002, 09:39 PM	#34
Aragorns Dimple Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: On Viggo's Chin Posts: 77	"I am called Strider", he said in a low voice. "I am very pleased to meet you, Master - Underpants, if old Butterbur got your name right." "Well, Master Underpants," said Strider, " if I were you, I should stop your young friends from panting too much. Drink, fire and chance-meeting are pleasant enough, but, well - this isn't The Pantshire. There are queer folk about. Though I say it as shouldn't, you may think," he added with a pant smile, seeing Frodo's glance. "And there have been even stranger pants through Bree lately," he went on, watching Frodo's pants. AI !~ Wouldn't JRRT roll around in his grave if he knew the meaning of 'queer' in our times...........!!!! __________________ "Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?" - Gollum

03-13-2002, 10:13 PM	#35
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	"Then suddenly Merry felt it at last, beyond doubt; a change. Wind was in his pants!" "Merry peered from behind Dernhelm's pants." "Still, I thank him, for it is plain that this brat at least has seen these pants before, and it would be vain for you to deny them now." __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

03-13-2002, 11:26 PM	#36
Menelvagor Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: lurking on the edge of conversations Posts: 924	I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants! 'And then he lifted up his hand and cried in a voice ringing above the din: The pants are coming! The pants are coming! The hosts of Mordor looked up and wondered what this sight might mean." 'For Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, as a present, on a pair of silver pants.' 'Not, of course that birthday presents were always new; there were one or two old pants that had circulated all around the district; but Bilbo had usually given new pants, and kept those he recieved.' 'My dear Baggines and boffins... Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots. PROUDPANTS!!' 'Secondly, to celebrate my pants. I should say: our pants. For it is, of course, also the pants of my heir and nefew Frodo. He comes of age and into his pants today!'

03-13-2002, 11:30 PM	#37
Menelvagor Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: lurking on the edge of conversations Posts: 924	Hey, woah, I'm an elven warrior!

03-14-2002, 12:28 AM	#38
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	"Nor would I," he (Aragorn) said. "Therefore I say to you, lady: Stay! For you have no pants to the South." "But if you would take my pants," said Eomer in a low voice, "you would then return hither, until the war is over, lost or won." "Don't waste your pants on the fool, Sam!" said Frodo. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

03-14-2002, 02:47 PM	#39
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	“I wish it need not have happened in my pants,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, ”And so do all who live to wear such pants. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the pants that are to given us.” “It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your pants,” he used to say. __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

03-14-2002, 08:47 PM	#40
irobbedfortknox Sapling Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North of Antarctica, south of New Foundland. Posts: 3	Legolas: You have my bow. Aragorn: And my sword. Gimli: And MY pants! Galadriel: I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my pants. Gandalf: It is unwise to meddle in the pants of wizards... Sam: You've been in farmer Maggot's pants! Merry: A shortcut to what? Pippin: PANTS! Legolas: I have not the heart to pants you. Alternative to one of my early examples: Boromir: (looking in Frodo's pants) It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt... for such a little thing... such a small thing.

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