Alternative title - Page 5

FrodoFriend · 02-26-2002, 01:26 AM

LOL! You guys are all geniuses.

I especially like the "through the woods and through some more woods and over another river . . . " one, Eowyn!

Arathorn · 02-26-2002, 01:56 AM

The Longbottom Man - by Olorin
(enter spaghetti-western music)
...There is a place on middle-earth where the weed dost grow *cough, cough* and the smoke rings flourish like the ships to the undy*cough, cough*undying isles....The Land...of the Longbottom Leaf Man....*cough, cough, COUGH, GASP,GAAAASP, KEEROAK*
<WARNING: The healer-king Elfstone has determined that smoking pipe-weed is hazardous to non-eldar, non-Ainur and others who don't know the way to the true west. Don't try this at home or anywhere else>

Now back to our regularly scheduled topic:
Mordor, Mordor (If I can unmake it there I can sail anywhere) - starring the Starstruck Ringbearers
Miss Rivendell (Featuring the hit song 'Tirith and Ithil' and 'The Palantir-Vision in My Mind') - Starring Arwen Undomiel & Elessar
Eldar on Ice
The Gollum of the Opera (Featuring 'All I Ask of You Nice Master, Nice Hobbitses')
A Mid-summer Pipe's Dream
Les Précieux - (Featuring 'On Our Ownses' and 'I Dreamed a Pipe-Dream')
Frodo And The Amazing Technicolor One Ring

Earenya · 02-26-2002, 01:58 AM

Everyone has come up with some really great stuff!!!

Frodo through the Hobbit Door

Agburanar · 02-26-2002, 05:48 AM

'Dead men don't lie', by Tom Bombadil.

***Earniel*** · 02-26-2002, 02:06 PM

whahahah..please show some mercy...hehehehehe... I'm dying over here!! hihihihihi, hahahahah, oh god!

"The road to El Mordor"
"Moria on my mind"
"La mordoraise"
"The maia behind the ring" by Sauron
"Longbottom leaf and it's many uses"

I just hope no one else came up with these, I already lost track

FrodoFriend · 02-26-2002, 10:24 PM

Where the Elanor Grows

I Wanna Hold Your Ring, by the Ringbeatles

I Left My Pony at the Gates of Moria

Hair! . . . on my Feet

Much Ado About A Ring

Tanoliel · 02-26-2002, 10:46 PM

Hooo...you got me started on Shakespeare! (Oh...don't...I love Bill! The pony...and the playwright....)

The Two Ringbearers of the Shire
The Tragedy of Ringers
Ring's Labours Lost
The Taming of the Ring (or The Taming of Smeagol, which is an actual chapter in TT!)
6,324,654th Night (a Diary of my Journey to Mordor) by Frodo Baggins
A Ringbearer's Tale
Frodoicles, Prince of the Shire

right...okay..enough of that for now...gotta go make lembas.
-tano

Kwijibo · 03-12-2002, 05:36 PM

These aren't as good as most of the others, but they're Ok. I'm sorry if I've accidently copied other people's ideas!

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Middle-earth!
The Restaraunt at the End of Minas Tirith!
Sauron, The Ring and Everything!
So Long and Thanks For All The Fissheses!
Mosty Evil!
- By Doug Adams. Oh, wait, he's dead. Darn.

Their Dark Rings!
- Elrond Halfelven

FRODO BAGGINS and the Dissapearing Bilbo!
FRODO BAGGINS and the Black Riders!
FRODO BAGGINS and the Quest to Destroy the Ring!
FRODO BAGGINS and the Mines of Moria!
- J.R.R Rowling. Ok I know I told you not to make fun of Harry Potter, but I guess I'm now eating my words. What I meant was, don't a tabloid paper and say really malicious stuff.

The Chronicles of Aragorn
- C.S Elessar

Kwijibo · 03-12-2002, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend

I Left My Pony at the Gates of Moria

Mind if I join in?

I Left My Boromir On The Fall Of Rauros

Ooooh! You've given me inspiration FrodoFriend!
This is the improvised version of Mercedes Benz by Janis Joplin (60s rock/blues singer. One of the great 60s dead - Morrison, Hendrix and Joplin)

Oh Eru, won't you buy me the One Ruling Ring?
Elrond has Vilya, I must out-smart him!
Worked hard all my lifetime, to learn Sindarin,
So Oh Eru, won't you buy me The One Ruling Ring?

I've got to think up the other two verses, then I'll post them too!

Comic Book Guy · 03-12-2002, 05:56 PM

Quote:

By Doug Adams. Oh, wait, he's dead. Darn.

Was that intended to be funny?

FrodoFriend · 03-12-2002, 07:05 PM

But CBG, you're getting off-topic! The topic of this thread is Alternative Titles, not whether or not statements by the posters are funny.

To remain on-topic:

Merry: A Rock Opera

It'sss A Wonderful Ring

Great Balls of Lembas!

Wayfarer · 03-12-2002, 07:16 PM

Once, in speech class, another student gave one of those intoroductory speeches about me, and proclaimed loudly in fromt of the class that my favorite book was 'Lords of the Ring', which he guessed was about boxing

FrodoFriend · 03-12-2002, 07:44 PM

Ok...

Wayfarer · 03-12-2002, 07:52 PM

I thought it was funny...

Wayfarer · 03-12-2002, 07:53 PM

In a 'sheesh that guy is dumb' kind of way... ]: )

FrodoFriend · 03-12-2002, 07:58 PM

It was funny. I was just messin' with ya, because you answered one of my posts with a similarly skeptical "Ok..."

Wayfarer · 03-12-2002, 08:03 PM

Ok... ]: )

afro-elf · 03-12-2002, 08:43 PM

horton gives a hoot- by the oliphant

afro-elf · 03-12-2002, 08:48 PM

ocean's 11 or the perfect storm by Ulmo and osse

dead and loving it- the barrow wights

my three sons- the last king of united arnor

wraped around your finger ( or not) the one ring

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-12-2002, 10:31 PM

LOL these are good. I wish I could think of some. . .I might someday!

02-26-2002, 01:26 AM	#81
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	LOL! You guys are all geniuses. I especially like the "through the woods and through some more woods and over another river . . . " one, Eowyn! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-26-2002, 01:56 AM	#82
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	The Longbottom Man - by Olorin (enter spaghetti-western music) ...There is a place on middle-earth where the weed dost grow cough, cough and the smoke rings flourish like the ships to the undycough, coughundying isles....The Land...of the Longbottom Leaf Man....cough, cough, COUGH, GASP,GAAAASP, KEEROAK <WARNING: The healer-king Elfstone has determined that smoking pipe-weed is hazardous to non-eldar, non-Ainur and others who don't know the way to the true west. Don't try this at home or anywhere else> Now back to our regularly scheduled topic: Mordor, Mordor (If I can unmake it there I can sail anywhere) - starring the Starstruck Ringbearers Miss Rivendell (Featuring the hit song 'Tirith and Ithil' and 'The Palantir-Vision in My Mind') - Starring Arwen Undomiel & Elessar Eldar on Ice The Gollum of the Opera (Featuring 'All I Ask of You Nice Master, Nice Hobbitses') A Mid-summer Pipe's Dream Les Précieux - (Featuring 'On Our Ownses' and 'I Dreamed a Pipe-Dream') Frodo And The Amazing Technicolor One Ring __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-26-2002 at 12:43 PM.

02-26-2002, 01:58 AM	#83
Earenya Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Pinnath Gelin, formerly in Angaron... Posts: 228	Everyone has come up with some really great stuff!!! Frodo through the Hobbit Door __________________ O mor henion i dhu Ely siriar, el sila Ai! Aniron.... Tiro! El eria e mor I 'lir en el luitha 'uren Ai! Aniron... FRODO LIVES!

02-26-2002, 10:24 PM	#86
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Where the Elanor Grows I Wanna Hold Your Ring, by the Ringbeatles I Left My Pony at the Gates of Moria Hair! . . . on my Feet Much Ado About A Ring __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-26-2002, 10:46 PM	#87
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Hooo...you got me started on Shakespeare! (Oh...don't...I love Bill! The pony...and the playwright....) The Two Ringbearers of the Shire The Tragedy of Ringers Ring's Labours Lost The Taming of the Ring (or The Taming of Smeagol, which is an actual chapter in TT!) 6,324,654th Night (a Diary of my Journey to Mordor) by Frodo Baggins A Ringbearer's Tale Frodoicles, Prince of the Shire right...okay..enough of that for now...gotta go make lembas. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

02-26-2002, 05:48 AM	#84
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	'Dead men don't lie', by Tom Bombadil.

02-26-2002, 02:06 PM	#85
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	whahahah..please show some mercy...hehehehehe... I'm dying over here!! hihihihihi, hahahahah, oh god! "The road to El Mordor" "Moria on my mind" "La mordoraise" "The maia behind the ring" by Sauron "Longbottom leaf and it's many uses" I just hope no one else came up with these, I already lost track

03-12-2002, 05:36 PM	#88
Kwijibo Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlorien (actually Wales, but let's not talk about that) Posts: 117	These aren't as good as most of the others, but they're Ok. I'm sorry if I've accidently copied other people's ideas! The Hitchhiker's Guide to Middle-earth! The Restaraunt at the End of Minas Tirith! Sauron, The Ring and Everything! So Long and Thanks For All The Fissheses! Mosty Evil! - By Doug Adams. Oh, wait, he's dead. Darn. Their Dark Rings! - Elrond Halfelven FRODO BAGGINS and the Dissapearing Bilbo! FRODO BAGGINS and the Black Riders! FRODO BAGGINS and the Quest to Destroy the Ring! FRODO BAGGINS and the Mines of Moria! - J.R.R Rowling. Ok I know I told you not to make fun of Harry Potter, but I guess I'm now eating my words. What I meant was, don't a tabloid paper and say really malicious stuff. The Chronicles of Aragorn - C.S Elessar __________________ 'So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you can decide is what to do with the time that is given to you,' - Gandalf the Grey 'I left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down' - In memory of Graham Chapman 'Rubin sits like Buddah in a 10 foot cell, An innocent man in a living hell,' - From 'Hurricane' by Bob Dylan, the only innocent Hurricane protest song, written stressing the innocence of Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter, a black, middle-weight boxer imprisoned for 19 for a triple murder which he did not commit.

03-12-2002, 07:05 PM	#91
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	But CBG, you're getting off-topic! The topic of this thread is Alternative Titles, not whether or not statements by the posters are funny. To remain on-topic: Merry: A Rock Opera It'sss A Wonderful Ring Great Balls of Lembas! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-12-2002, 07:16 PM	#92
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Once, in speech class, another student gave one of those intoroductory speeches about me, and proclaimed loudly in fromt of the class that my favorite book was 'Lords of the Ring', which he guessed was about boxing __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

03-12-2002, 07:44 PM	#93
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Ok... __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-12-2002, 07:52 PM	#94
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	I thought it was funny... __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

03-12-2002, 07:53 PM	#95
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	In a 'sheesh that guy is dumb' kind of way... ]: ) __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

03-12-2002, 07:58 PM	#96
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	It was funny. I was just messin' with ya, because you answered one of my posts with a similarly skeptical "Ok..." __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-12-2002, 08:03 PM	#97
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Ok... ]: ) __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

03-12-2002, 08:43 PM	#98
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	horton gives a hoot- by the oliphant __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. Last edited by afro-elf : 03-12-2002 at 10:50 PM.

03-12-2002, 08:48 PM	#99
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	ocean's 11 or the perfect storm by Ulmo and osse dead and loving it- the barrow wights my three sons- the last king of united arnor wraped around your finger ( or not) the one ring __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

03-12-2002, 10:31 PM	#100
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	LOL these are good. I wish I could think of some. . .I might someday! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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