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Old 03-04-2002, 01:41 PM   #21
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Here's an abridged one (Now the FINISHED ONE)
that I think I have done
Originally by Billy Joel
the lyrics need some fuel(whew)

We Didn't Start The War
(We Didn't Start The Fire)

Iluvatar, Manwe, Feanor, Soronume
Valinorian, Numenorean, Middle-Earth Telerian

G'ladriel, Nerdanel, Tinuviel, and Undomiel
Fangorn Forest, Lothlorien, all the way to Ithilien

Uruk-hai, Ring-Wraiths, Oliphaunts and Fire Drakes
Strider is the Elfstone, Aragorn the Dunedain

Boromir, Faramir, Eowyn and Eomer
Ungoliant, Gorgoroth, Sauron 's boss is Morgoth!

We didn't start the war
They were always raiding
Since Melkor went stealing
We didn't start the war
No we didn't wage it
Feanor's oath did it

Palantiri, One Ring, Fellowship, Return of King
Shelob, Olog-hai, Easterlings attack from nigh

Beren, Luthien, Thingol had his Melian
Sauron, Carcaroth, killed Huan and both were lost

Saruman, Olorin, Radagast where have you been?
Samwise, Pippin, Merry did the Morgul in

Angband, Mordor, Beleriand near the shore
Dagorlad, Morgulvale, Udun it does makes me pale!

We didn't start the war
They were always raiding
Since Melkor went stealing
We didn't start the war
No we didn't wage it
Feanor's oath did it

Shadowfax , Asfaloth, Snowmane, and Bill is no sloth
Eastfold, Westfold, Oh Rohan You had been told.

Finarfin, Fingolfin, I don't know where has he been
Bywater, Bag End, Sharkey's gone Grima did rend
Firecrackers, Taters, conies near the craters
Bruinen, Rivendell, Nazgul got caught in its spell

Barliman still sits at Bree, when will it be ruffian-free?
Bilbo Baggins, Frodo, left the Shire to Lotho!

We didn't start the war
They were always raiding
Since Melkor went stealing
We didn't start the war
No we didn't wage it
Feanor's oath did it


Erebor, Mount Doom, Treebeard's voice went with a boom
There's Ghan-Buri-Ghan, in the forest dwelt his clan

Tol Eressea, Barrow Downs, Gollum's such a weird clown
Glorfindel, Arwen, will PJ change plot again?

JRR thinks he's Beren, Buried with his Luthien
Christopher's H.O.M.E, I got to save some money!

We didn't start the war
They were always raiding
Since Melkor went stealing
We didn't start the war
No we didn't wage it
Feanor's oath did it

Do Balrogs have got wings? kids like to debate these things
Valinor, Undying Lands, Elves are safe in Cirdan's hands
Ents took over Isengard, Huorns beat orcs when off their guard
Denethor just lost his mind, Gondor is in such a bind

'Wonder where's the Gulf of Lhun, 'better get my map soon
East Farthing Far Downs, Hobbits won't go out of town
Man in the Moon Came down to Soon, Shire folk sure enjoyed that tune
Periannath, Halflings, Hobbits killed the Lord of Rings!

We didn't start the war
They were always raiding
Since Melkor went stealing
We didn't start the war
No we didn't wage it
Feanor's oath did it

EDIT: This is the FINAL Version
(unless I make a correction)
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Old 03-04-2002, 01:55 PM   #22
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That's really wicked, this thread is great,
But I've been stumped of late,
Now I've an idea about Aragorn the King,
I will post it soon so... don't go off on a wing.
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Old 03-04-2002, 02:02 PM   #23
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That one needn't a central theme
Though a bit of rhyming it did seem
With Robert Foster's Guide to Middle Earth
I was able to come up with material and some mirth

It's an abridged one I do admit
The last few stanzas just wouldn't fit
Maybe later I will add them
If there aren't many a problem
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Old 03-04-2002, 02:11 PM   #24
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I know this is REALLY rubish but hey,
I made up this to keep the boredon monsters at bay.

I can't wait to be King by Elton John (I think.)
I hope you like it ..... I'm now off to get a drink!!!!!!!



Aragorn:
I’m gonna be the man of YOU,
So Frodo do not stare.

Frodo: You never used to be like this man,
You used to be quite fair,

Aragorn:
I wanna be a mighty King,
like there was no other before,
And when I get rid of this dumb ring,
I will rule Gondor.

Frodo :
So far I wish I was on a Nazguls wing,

Aragorn:
Oh I just can’t wait to be kkkkiiiiinnng.

No one saying “Strider”,
(hated that name)
No one saying “Estel”
(What was mom thinking?)
No annoyed Elrond,
(hated that man)
No more Rivendell.
(nothing to do)

Free to sleep without Sam’s snores,
Sam:
! I don’t snore that loud!)
Aragorn:
Free from all the Elven w****s.


Frodo: I know that when I left with Sam,
I broke your manly heart…

Kings don't need pep talks
From little hobbits for a start

Frodo:
If this is where middle earth is headed,
Count me out!
I’ll keep the ring for myself,
Of that I have no doubt!

Sam:
This bloke is getting slightly anoooyyiinnggggggg….

Aragorn:
Oh I just can’t wait to be king!

I have a big chin cleft,
My skin needs to see light,
I quite like Frodo,
There’s advantages to his height.


Let every Hobbit try and steal the ring,
Now I see her, Arwen is a bit ming’
Galadriel’s gonna be my greatest fling……

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't waaaaaait ... to be king
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Old 03-04-2002, 02:56 PM   #25
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ha ha!
thats hilarious Straw-berry
i think i might just catch the ferry
across the northern windy shores
and leave behind the elven w****s
tee hee hee
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Old 03-04-2002, 03:03 PM   #26
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thanku very much.
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Old 03-04-2002, 03:09 PM   #27
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haha! You both made me laugh with glee,
now here is my little rhyming scheme:


(to tune of CCR's 'Down on the Corner')

Early in the evenin'
Just about supper time,
Over down in Hobbiton
They're startin to unwind,
4 hobbits on a journey
tryin' to free Middle Earth
Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pip
Off to prove their worth.

(Chorus)
From down in the Shire
Unlikely for a hero to be,
Frodo and the Hobbits are travelin'
to the pits of misery.

A dark hooded stranger
intercepts them in Bree.
'We can't wait for Gandalf,
and I'm Strider," says he.
On to see Elrond
at Rivendell so blessed.
Call upon the Council
to determine what is next.

(C)
Off to the Dark Lord's
And Isengard's misery
The Fellowship is travelin' through Moria
To destroy that nasty Ring.


-perhaps I'll add more later.
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Old 03-04-2002, 03:21 PM   #28
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Hee hee! Ow, I banged my knee!

I've just had another brainwave,
I'm going to write it in my cave.
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Old 03-04-2002, 03:31 PM   #29
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u guys these songs are really great.
especially strawberries (she's my mate!)
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Old 03-04-2002, 03:54 PM   #30
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Ahhhh... thankyou Eowyn 144,
But I somehow get the feeling your just trying to make up for earlyor.
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Old 03-05-2002, 12:20 AM   #31
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Earenya and Strawberry, those were great, I won't flee
I just finished "'Start the War", I'll do one more later in the bar

Keep on posting, these are great, maybe we should celebrate
Time for my lunch and see you soon, I'll be back this afternoon
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Old 03-05-2002, 12:35 AM   #32
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Thank you, Arathorn, I look forward to seeing
whatever new tunes you've been conceiving.
I hope you have a nice lunch break
but its time for me to sleep (for beauty's sake )
So I'll say goodnight
to the rest of the world,
Rest & Sweetdreams till morning's light.
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Old 03-05-2002, 07:04 AM   #33
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My goodness, these are quite funny
With all the rhymes- of course I shall not flee (although I haven't the foggiest idea why I would be expected to)
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Old 03-05-2002, 09:42 AM   #34
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Hi Laurelyn, and welcome back to the thread
Have you finished the song you wanted to do that you said?
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Old 03-05-2002, 01:25 PM   #35
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I've been working on this other thing
I based it on a song by Sting

While THE POLICE call their's
King of Pain

I call this one

King in Vain


There's a little slimy thing near the Anduin's rage
That's Gollum out there
With the same old ring from the Second Age
That's my Ring out there
There's a hobbit nearly cornered in weathertop
That's Frodo up there
There's a line of nine people that just won't stop
With my Ring out there

I have stood here razing all the orcs in vain
With that babbling wizard talking to my brain
I guess they're hoping that I won't again reign
But it's my destiny to once again cause pain

There's a Balrog and wizard that in Moria did fall
There's a noble captain that got killed near the falls
There's a halfling I saw, did the white wizard ebb?
There's a hobbit and an elf near Shelob's web

There's a king with a stone and his eye's looking out
There's a demented steward whom I lent much doubt
There's a tall man raising a fell army of dead
There's my captain choking oh what more could be said?

There's a miniscule army and the numbers they lack
There's a great horde waiting for my word to attack
There's a little round ring I misplaced today
It's the same old ring from yesterday

I have stood here razing all the orcs in vain
With that babbling wizard talking to my brain
I guess they're hoping that I won't again reign
But it's my destiny to just die in vain……

I'll always be king in vain..............
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Old 03-05-2002, 01:58 PM   #36
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cool, i thought of a rap for lotr:

Yo,
one day in hob hob hobbiton
frodo was relax lax laxing
when his friend dropped by
with some fireworks for pop pop popping (i would appriciate alternatives here)

bilbo dissapeared
sam went bright red up to his ears
all in hob hob hobbiton

the ring that ruled them ruled them all
frodo sam pippen merry etc.

*please surgest more verses cos i can't think of n e more*

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Old 03-05-2002, 02:29 PM   #37
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tee hee rainbow!
maybe u could continue the rap with:
YO YO YO!
WASSUP WID Y'ALL
so lets kick some **** and get the ring on the road

OR
listen 2 my story bout a guy and a ring, oh yeah
he woz chillin out,maxin, relaxing, and
smokin sum pipe outside da house
when a wizard named Gandalf came knockin on the door
frodo asked him have u seeeeen that ring b4?
oh yeah i have, it could b very dangerous
i think ur gonna have to take it up to mordor
u take the ring, i won't take the ring
y won't u take the ring, please take the ring
i can't take the ring, im not the halfling!

terrible i know
but i had nothing better 2 do!!!
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Old 03-05-2002, 02:45 PM   #38
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hee hee hee. I have writers block!
But anyway, I'll work around the clock!
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Old 03-05-2002, 02:53 PM   #39
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Oh yeah Oh Yeah Oh yeah Oh Yeah
This place...is...happenin'
I hope it don't qualify...as...spammin'
Keep it up yall
That order ain't tall
Just keep with the groove
and let this thread move..

Elf Lord Out....
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funky(my new word) n e 1 else i still have writers block
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