Trying a mystery/comidy story II

[me9996]

Okay, this is a sequill to my origanal story that got so much good reviews by the moot

Encase you're wondering about weather there is anything to know before you read this (if you diddn't read the first one) then don't worry, there isn't anything much...

This is in script form by the way.

(Dark and stormy night, interior museum, Curator, Janitor, Cemist, and Explorer are standing next to an exibit on deep sea fish)
Curator: What's takeing that dective so long?
(The Curator is an old man with grey hair)
Janitor: I don't know moss, but this exibit on the fishys is creaping me out!
(The Janitor is just a normal guy)
Cemist: Excuse me, did you just call him 'moss'?
(The Cemist is a girl by the way)
Janitor: Yup! He's me moss!
Cemist: Um, I don't know how to tell you this-
Explorer: I've heard worse...
(The explorer has an english actsent, kinda looks like curnle mustard)
Cemist: That's becuase you spent 7 years studying pigion english, and then you realised you weren't supost to moniter pigions!
(Enter Detective [classic sherlock holmes sorta guy] and Police officer)
Detective: Hello! I am detective John J. John! And this is officer Smith.
(Officer Smith wave, decective J.J. John looks annoyed)
Curator: You're late.
Detective: I know that. And we are here because...
(lightning strikes, everone looks scared exept J.J.J. and The explorer, who takes out an umprela)
Dect. John: The anchent lawn gnome statue!!!
Janitor: Why did someone make a statute of a lawn gnome?
Dect. John: The anchent scandanavians beleaved lawn gnomes had magic powers!
(not realy)
Curator: So how are you going to figure this one out?
Dect. John: To the dino exibit!
(They all run to the dino exibit)
Dect. John: Were was the exibit stolen from?
Officer Smith: The Viking exibit.
Cemist: Why are we here?
Dect. John: I wanted to see the dinosores.
(They all run to the Viking exibit)
Officer Smith: Off the lawn.
Dect. John: Look at this!
(Dect. John picks up a mop from the lawn)
Dect. John: Hmm...
Janitor: So that's were I left that!
Dect. John: Aha! You did it!
Janitor: What did I do?
Dect. John: You took the lawn gnome statue!
Janitor: Waz he talkn' about moss?
Curator: The lawn gnome statue!
Janitor: What lawn gnome stature?
Curator: The one that was right there!
Janitor: You mean the one you told me to put in your car?
Curator: Yes! That one!
(Everyone looks at the Curator)
Officer Smith: I have an idea who did it...
Explorer: I'm going to step outside for a bit...
(The Explorer takes out his umprella and steps outside)
Explorer: Tut tut! It looks like rain!
(Lightning strikes the explorer he is quickly draged back inside)
Explorer: Lightning has just struck my brain!
Cemist: Maybe it'll work now...
Explorer: I can see it now... The Curator did it...
(The explorer goes limp)
Officer Smith: NOOOOOO!
Explorer: Eh? What? Oh, hello, did I fall asleep?
Officer Smith: Oh well, no dramatic death sceans for me today...
Dect. John: I have figured out who did it! The Curator! He told the Janitor to put the Lawn gnome in his car... Hopefully the Janitor will get off on incompadance...
Janitor: Oh I hope so, the moss is always saying I are one...

The End!

Cemist: What am I here for anyway?


I hope you like this one.

[Curubethion]

HAHAHA...that was pretty good. I loved your "pidgin"-"pigeon" pun.

That was a great touch, with the explorer getting struck by lightning. That story is just so...flat-out bizarre! It's great!

[Acalewia]

That was great. Just as funny as the first

"What am I here for anyway?"