What would you do if......?

Sicirus · 04-18-2002, 08:50 PM

I know this would also be an odd question but if you just all of a sudden appeard in Middle Earth without Knowing it what would you do??????

I mean it would freak me out at first especily if I appear at the wrong time. But realy where would you go or do?:

"I am Sicirus please do not ask where I came up with that name."

Bilbo Baggins · 04-18-2002, 09:08 PM

I would simply wander.

Wayfarer · 04-18-2002, 09:41 PM

I suddenly have a strange urge to go 'hehe' and run around staffbapping people and casting spells of mass distruction...

Wayfarer: Oh, look! It's Arwen! *peers out from beneath his floppy hat at Liv Tyler*

Liv: Um... I'm afraid you have me...

Wayfarer: Say... your father isn't still mad at me for beating him at cards last thursday...

Liv: Look, just because...

Tesseract: Stop That!

Liv: Look... I don't know what you're talking about. My father?

Wayfarer; Of course! Elrond! You know I personally think he was trying to cheat with that confounded spoon of his...

Liz: Spoon? Oookaaayyy.... Look... First Elijah goes nuts, and then orlando runs off with some midgets from the circus, and now...

Wayfarer: I notice you're not wearing a sword. Isn't that sor of out of character for you?

Liz: Uuuhhhhh!

cee2lee2 · 04-18-2002, 10:24 PM

After all that, I suppose it's rather boring of me to say I would go to see the elves! And then I would go to the Shire and plant a garden.

Khadrane · 04-18-2002, 10:30 PM

I would go over the sea to Valinor and live there forever.

Menelvagor · 04-18-2002, 10:32 PM

As Bilbo so nicely put it, I would wander.

Nazgûl Queen · 04-19-2002, 03:47 AM

I'd meet people and visit the different races... talk about the world and learn from the masters... and travel all over Middleearth, seeing all the beautiful sights!

Lightice · 04-19-2002, 05:51 AM

First thing to do would propably get lost and eaten by wargs...

If that could be avoided, I'd propably try to get to Bree, learn Westorn and then try to get to Rivendell...
At some point I'd have to learn how to fight (though I'm quite good with longsword already, if I may say, but it might be a bit different if enemy really wants to kill you

), if I'd want to wander any longer...

BeardofPants · 04-19-2002, 05:57 AM

Well, if I had my bucket and spade with me, I'd make sand castles at the Grey Havens. Or, I'd take my box for a tour of those tourism hotspots, aka Moria, and Mordor.

***azalea*** · 04-19-2002, 09:00 AM

Well, supposing I "appeared" near the Shire, I'd try to find my way there and learn Westron. Then I'd go to Rivendell and learn elvish, then I'd visit all the "touristy" spots like Erebor and Helm's Deep, etc. And of course I'd learn to sword fight and become skilled w/ a bow and arrow. I may have to give up my vegetarianism, since the roads there may not have enough edible plant stuff to survive on. I'd of course try to find someone to be a guide and companion for me.

Andúril · 04-19-2002, 09:36 AM

I would wonder to myself, "Hey, wait a minute!! I've only interacted with Arda twice in my whole life......I better skedaddle. Outtie!!!!"

Then Iluvatar went back to the pie in the sky.

eowyn144 · 04-19-2002, 02:40 PM

i was tricked into coming here, thought it was a reincarnation of my favourite thread but alas.
never mind.
if i got to middle earth? i'd explore. i'd go everywhere i could, meet people from all the different races, eat all of the different foods and take lots of pictures to take back home and boast about to all my friends.
or on the other hand i may track down legolas or aragorn who could be my tour guides to save me from getting lost.

Blackheart · 04-19-2002, 03:53 PM

Muhahahaaaa.

Me'd get up a gang 'o' da boyz an loot n pillage.

Where? hmm. Does it matter?

BeardofPants · 04-19-2002, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackheart
Where? hmm. Does it matter?

...As long as it doesn't interfere with my sandcastle building, then no.

Ërendil · 04-19-2002, 04:20 PM

I'd wander and get lost. That happens so much anyway.
I'd try to make my way towards the shire as i prefer a peaceful like like that rather than an elvish one; its too "high" for me.
I'd be happier living with hobbits.

***Earniel*** · 04-19-2002, 05:17 PM

I'd look around hit myself on the head and say to myself: "Now how did I get here? See? I TOLD you it wasn't turn left after you leave the highway!" So I'd walk around cold, hungry and feeling just plainly miserable. That is until I meet some people who I then will frighten by my outlandish look and insane dialect. Then they'll naturally think I'm a nut and lock me up somewhere - hopefully warm - and throw away the key.

Mmmm, why doesn't that sound any positive? On second thought BoP, spare a bucket for me I'm going with you! The sea is calling!

BeardofPants · 04-19-2002, 05:25 PM

Okay, you can have the RED one, the blue one is mine. Sand castles in Middle Earth!! That's what I'd do....

Aragorn · 04-19-2002, 06:53 PM

Well, if I was at home minding my own business one minute and in somewhere like Mirkwood the next I would start freaking out and running around screaming like an idiot.

Liviaine · 04-19-2002, 07:26 PM

First, I'd go find any elves left in Middle Earth. Then I'd go to Gondor and finally the Undying Lands. I'd be really shocked.

Aragorns Dimple · 04-19-2002, 10:23 PM

Hmmmm what would I do if I just 'suddenly appeared' in ME, Mary-Sue style? I guess I'd get myself a nice pair of forest green tights, the kind that drives the girls mad with desire (?) then a spanky new tunic to wear over the tights. Then visit the Elves and get one of those 'look at me I'm invisible' robes.

And dressed in my newfound sartorial splendour, THEN I would start wandering, heh heh!

04-18-2002, 08:50 PM	#1
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	What would you do if......? I know this would also be an odd question but if you just all of a sudden appeard in Middle Earth without Knowing it what would you do?????? I mean it would freak me out at first especily if I appear at the wrong time. But realy where would you go or do?: "I am Sicirus please do not ask where I came up with that name."

04-18-2002, 09:08 PM	#2
Bilbo Baggins Sapling Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 12	I would simply wander. __________________ Entmoot - Let your fires burn PabUK - Your source for amusement UK Pagan

04-18-2002, 09:41 PM	#3
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	I suddenly have a strange urge to go 'hehe' and run around staffbapping people and casting spells of mass distruction... Wayfarer: Oh, look! It's Arwen! peers out from beneath his floppy hat at Liv Tyler Liv: Um... I'm afraid you have me... Wayfarer: Say... your father isn't still mad at me for beating him at cards last thursday... Liv: Look, just because... Tesseract: Stop That! Liv: Look... I don't know what you're talking about. My father? Wayfarer; Of course! Elrond! You know I personally think he was trying to cheat with that confounded spoon of his... Liz: Spoon? Oookaaayyy.... Look... First Elijah goes nuts, and then orlando runs off with some midgets from the circus, and now... Wayfarer: I notice you're not wearing a sword. Isn't that sor of out of character for you? Liz: Uuuhhhhh! __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

04-18-2002, 10:30 PM	#5
Khadrane Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth (I wish) Posts: 670	I would go over the sea to Valinor and live there forever. __________________ Few know whither their road will take them till they come to its end. -Legolas FRODO LIVES! ABORTION IS HOMICIDE

04-19-2002, 03:47 AM	#7
Nazgûl Queen Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 400	I'd meet people and visit the different races... talk about the world and learn from the masters... and travel all over Middleearth, seeing all the beautiful sights! __________________ Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal...

04-18-2002, 10:24 PM	#4
cee2lee2 Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: 2nd star to the left..... Posts: 566	After all that, I suppose it's rather boring of me to say I would go to see the elves! And then I would go to the Shire and plant a garden.

04-18-2002, 10:32 PM	#6
Menelvagor Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: lurking on the edge of conversations Posts: 924	As Bilbo so nicely put it, I would wander.

04-19-2002, 05:51 AM	#8
Lightice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 192	First thing to do would propably get lost and eaten by wargs... If that could be avoided, I'd propably try to get to Bree, learn Westorn and then try to get to Rivendell... At some point I'd have to learn how to fight (though I'm quite good with longsword already, if I may say, but it might be a bit different if enemy really wants to kill you ), if I'd want to wander any longer...

04-19-2002, 05:57 AM	#9
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Well, if I had my bucket and spade with me, I'd make sand castles at the Grey Havens. Or, I'd take my box for a tour of those tourism hotspots, aka Moria, and Mordor. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-19-2002, 09:00 AM	#10
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	Well, supposing I "appeared" near the Shire, I'd try to find my way there and learn Westron. Then I'd go to Rivendell and learn elvish, then I'd visit all the "touristy" spots like Erebor and Helm's Deep, etc. And of course I'd learn to sword fight and become skilled w/ a bow and arrow. I may have to give up my vegetarianism, since the roads there may not have enough edible plant stuff to survive on. I'd of course try to find someone to be a guide and companion for me.

04-19-2002, 09:36 AM	#11
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	I would wonder to myself, "Hey, wait a minute!! I've only interacted with Arda twice in my whole life......I better skedaddle. Outtie!!!!" Then Iluvatar went back to the pie in the sky.

04-19-2002, 02:40 PM	#12
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	i was tricked into coming here, thought it was a reincarnation of my favourite thread but alas. never mind. if i got to middle earth? i'd explore. i'd go everywhere i could, meet people from all the different races, eat all of the different foods and take lots of pictures to take back home and boast about to all my friends. or on the other hand i may track down legolas or aragorn who could be my tour guides to save me from getting lost. __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

04-19-2002, 03:53 PM	#13
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Muhahahaaaa. Me'd get up a gang 'o' da boyz an loot n pillage. Where? hmm. Does it matter? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-19-2002, 04:20 PM	#15
Ërendil Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 389	I'd wander and get lost. That happens so much anyway. I'd try to make my way towards the shire as i prefer a peaceful like like that rather than an elvish one; its too "high" for me. I'd be happier living with hobbits. __________________ "You're one of the Abaharaki, oh I had forgotten. Look at me, I am completly drenched! I do hate the rain, it makes me so depressed..." "Hehehehe, moeru moeru!" "That's it, set it all on fire; we're gonna smoke out Escaflowne!" "Oh, I hit the wrong target... never mind that creature was useless to us anyway. Our orders were to get the girl? So he isn't our concern, we don't need him!" ^_^ Isn't Dilandau just fantastic? You just have to love the insane, murderous pyro :-D

04-19-2002, 05:17 PM	#16
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	I'd look around hit myself on the head and say to myself: "Now how did I get here? See? I TOLD you it wasn't turn left after you leave the highway!" So I'd walk around cold, hungry and feeling just plainly miserable. That is until I meet some people who I then will frighten by my outlandish look and insane dialect. Then they'll naturally think I'm a nut and lock me up somewhere - hopefully warm - and throw away the key. Mmmm, why doesn't that sound any positive? On second thought BoP, spare a bucket for me I'm going with you! The sea is calling! __________________ We are not things.

04-19-2002, 05:25 PM	#17
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Okay, you can have the RED one, the blue one is mine. Sand castles in Middle Earth!! That's what I'd do.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-19-2002, 06:53 PM	#18
Aragorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Anywhere but where I should be. Posts: 369	Well, if I was at home minding my own business one minute and in somewhere like Mirkwood the next I would start freaking out and running around screaming like an idiot. __________________ And they carried them to the flatlands But they died along the way And they built up with their bare hands What we still can't do today. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO till the day I die.

04-19-2002, 07:26 PM	#19
Liviaine Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Ithilien Posts: 203	First, I'd go find any elves left in Middle Earth. Then I'd go to Gondor and finally the Undying Lands. I'd be really shocked.

04-19-2002, 10:23 PM	#20
Aragorns Dimple Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: On Viggo's Chin Posts: 77	Hmmmm what would I do if I just 'suddenly appeared' in ME, Mary-Sue style? I guess I'd get myself a nice pair of forest green tights, the kind that drives the girls mad with desire (?) then a spanky new tunic to wear over the tights. Then visit the Elves and get one of those 'look at me I'm invisible' robes. And dressed in my newfound sartorial splendour, THEN I would start wandering, heh heh! __________________ "Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?" - Gollum