insults

afro-elf · 10-06-2001, 01:26 PM

there was an earliear thread about what elves said in tolkien's books

how about we create are own i.e

two dwarves:

yo' momma has no beard

two hobbits:

yo' momma's got bald feet

what an elf married a human, what's the world coming to the 4th age or something

two balrogs:

yo' momma got no wings

two humans :

you post on entmoot

Selwythe · 10-06-2001, 02:36 PM

Two Orcs:

You suck.

Hey, realism okay?!

***Tessar*** · 10-06-2001, 07:33 PM

two trolls "your daddy was afrade of the sun!"

afro-elf · 10-06-2001, 08:31 PM

tesseract 12 not bad kid

Ñólendil · 10-06-2001, 08:42 PM

Happy Birthday Tesseract12! Don't spend it away on Entmoot, go eat some cake, or something

***Tessar*** · 10-08-2001, 09:55 AM

oh dont worry about me spending all day on the commp, i didnt i had some cake and we went to a festivel.

how about this one......

two wizards : "you son of a Saruman!" or maybe "you son of a Witch King" ........?

And it's name is Epyon · 10-09-2001, 11:52 PM

You fight like an Orc, and you look like a troll.

easterlinge · 10-10-2001, 11:23 PM

You smell like Shelob!!

***Tessar*** · 10-25-2001, 05:58 PM

a hobbit "you hight lover!"

a nazgul "you coward! you run at the first sound of an elf!"

some one talking to me "gee! you spend so much time going to that tolken mb your starting to look liek an elf!"

me "wow! really?! cool!"

lol

***Tessar*** · 11-10-2001, 12:51 AM

two elves: "you look like a ork!"

i thought of that cus of the thing about orks being messed up elves

***Tessar*** · 11-12-2001, 11:07 PM

two noldar: "your just like the Valar!"

Gandalf to Saruman: "ha! what are you gona do now? your not a wizard anymore!"

***Tessar*** · 12-12-2001, 02:12 PM

Ha! I could crush you like a balrog!

lol

easterlinge · 12-24-2001, 11:21 PM

To a Balrog:
"Your Momma can't even FLY. Your Daddy's got no wings!!"

To Boromir/Denethor:
"Who do you think you are? The King?" (Ouch. That ought to hurt.)

Legolas · 12-25-2001, 08:29 AM

To Aragorn:
"Hey, what is the metal your sword is made of? Pile of rust?"

Gimly · 01-04-2002, 02:37 PM

To an Elf:
"Your voice sounds like an Orcish one!" (Expect to die, or get injured badly after this)
To Feanor:
"Your Silmarills are fake" (Expext even more

)

CaranIstar · 01-05-2002, 10:53 AM

To Morgoth: "Hey, do your hands sting?"
or
" Hey, those seven wounds still hurt? Hah."

Finglas · 01-05-2002, 06:30 PM

To an Ent: "Son of a Beech!"

afro-elf · 03-08-2002, 07:31 AM

you type like afro-elf

Arathorn · 03-08-2002, 10:56 AM

To Sauron: "Want some KFC? They're finger-lickin' good."

To Legolas: "Wanna go with us to the beach? You have to give us your parent's permission slip first, of course"

To a balrog:"Is there a cold draft in here? Hey guys, check out the black light!"

To Melkor:"I like this place middle-earth! My compliments to the Valar. Oops sorry Morgoth. Oops sorry Melkor."

To Gandalf: "So, I guess the Valar couldn't stand a smart-aleck."

To an Ent: "What's with all the weeds? Oh, your going into business for the pipe industry"

To Gollum: <sniff sniff> "Did you just kiss an Elf?"

To the One Ring: "Hmm. Not as shiny as the other One Rings I saw on-line"

Nibs · 03-08-2002, 01:40 PM

Good ones, Arathorn. I'll take a stab.

Orc: Your momma's an obese cave troll!
Other Orc: Thanks!

To Melkor: Do you have two left feet or what? Oh. Don't curse me, please.

To Sauron's lidless eye: Care for some visine? It gets the red out.

Hobbit to another hobbit: You adventuresome above-ground dweller!

Dwarf to another dwarf: You like forests and singing!

Elf to another elf: You enjoy caves and metal forging!

To Feanor: Is it hot and tempermental in here or is it just you? I hear the Helcaraxe is nice this time of the year.

10-06-2001, 01:26 PM	#1
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	insults there was an earliear thread about what elves said in tolkien's books how about we create are own i.e two dwarves: yo' momma has no beard two hobbits: yo' momma's got bald feet what an elf married a human, what's the world coming to the 4th age or something two balrogs: yo' momma got no wings two humans : you post on entmoot __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. Last edited by afro-elf : 10-25-2001 at 06:04 PM.

10-06-2001, 02:36 PM	#2
Selwythe Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arcadia, CA Posts: 221	Two Orcs: You suck. Hey, realism okay?! __________________ If I say you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?

10-06-2001, 08:31 PM	#4
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	tesseract 12 not bad kid __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

10-06-2001, 08:42 PM	#5
Ñólendil Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: California Posts: 60,865	Happy Birthday Tesseract12! Don't spend it away on Entmoot, go eat some cake, or something __________________ Falmon -- Dylan

10-09-2001, 11:52 PM	#7
And it's name is Epyon Sapling Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Anderson Posts: 9	You fight like an Orc, and you look like a troll. __________________ Let me give you one piece of advice, Dying hurts like hell.

10-06-2001, 07:33 PM	#3
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	two trolls "your daddy was afrade of the sun!"

10-08-2001, 09:55 AM	#6
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	oh dont worry about me spending all day on the commp, i didnt i had some cake and we went to a festivel. how about this one...... two wizards : "you son of a Saruman!" or maybe "you son of a Witch King" ........?

10-10-2001, 11:23 PM	#8
easterlinge Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Farthest Khand, the darkest East... Posts: 442	You smell like Shelob!!

10-25-2001, 05:58 PM	#9
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	a hobbit "you hight lover!" a nazgul "you coward! you run at the first sound of an elf!" some one talking to me "gee! you spend so much time going to that tolken mb your starting to look liek an elf!" me "wow! really?! cool!" lol

11-10-2001, 12:51 AM	#10
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	two elves: "you look like a ork!" i thought of that cus of the thing about orks being messed up elves

11-12-2001, 11:07 PM	#11
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	two noldar: "your just like the Valar!" Gandalf to Saruman: "ha! what are you gona do now? your not a wizard anymore!"

12-12-2001, 02:12 PM	#12
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Ha! I could crush you like a balrog! lol

12-24-2001, 11:21 PM	#13
easterlinge Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Farthest Khand, the darkest East... Posts: 442	To a Balrog: "Your Momma can't even FLY. Your Daddy's got no wings!!" To Boromir/Denethor: "Who do you think you are? The King?" (Ouch. That ought to hurt.)

12-25-2001, 08:29 AM	#14
Legolas Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Vilnius, Lithuania Posts: 171	To Aragorn: "Hey, what is the metal your sword is made of? Pile of rust?" __________________ Legolas - a stupid stubborn elf

01-04-2002, 02:37 PM	#15
Gimly Enting Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Here Posts: 53	To an Elf: "Your voice sounds like an Orcish one!" (Expect to die, or get injured badly after this) To Feanor: "Your Silmarills are fake" (Expext even more ) __________________ Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

01-05-2002, 10:53 AM	#16
CaranIstar Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 32	To Morgoth: "Hey, do your hands sting?" or " Hey, those seven wounds still hurt? Hah."

01-05-2002, 06:30 PM	#17
Finglas Enting Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: here, there, everywhere Posts: 88	To an Ent: "Son of a Beech!" __________________ If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

03-08-2002, 07:31 AM	#18
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	you type like afro-elf __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

03-08-2002, 10:56 AM	#19
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	To Sauron: "Want some KFC? They're finger-lickin' good." To Legolas: "Wanna go with us to the beach? You have to give us your parent's permission slip first, of course" To a balrog:"Is there a cold draft in here? Hey guys, check out the black light!" To Melkor:"I like this place middle-earth! My compliments to the Valar. Oops sorry Morgoth. Oops sorry Melkor." To Gandalf: "So, I guess the Valar couldn't stand a smart-aleck." To an Ent: "What's with all the weeds? Oh, your going into business for the pipe industry" To Gollum: <sniff sniff> "Did you just kiss an Elf?" To the One Ring: "Hmm. Not as shiny as the other One Rings I saw on-line" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 03-08-2002 at 11:26 AM.

03-08-2002, 01:40 PM	#20
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Good ones, Arathorn. I'll take a stab. Orc: Your momma's an obese cave troll! Other Orc: Thanks! To Melkor: Do you have two left feet or what? Oh. Don't curse me, please. To Sauron's lidless eye: Care for some visine? It gets the red out. Hobbit to another hobbit: You adventuresome above-ground dweller! Dwarf to another dwarf: You like forests and singing! Elf to another elf: You enjoy caves and metal forging! To Feanor: Is it hot and tempermental in here or is it just you? I hear the Helcaraxe is nice this time of the year. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

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