Entmoot Mud Wrestling

[gollum9630]

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
Actually, I think we should wait with it. Jonathan said 'annual tournament', so I think it should be... in May..

we can make it every 4 months annually then , 3 tournaments a year sounds fun

[Ruinel]

*yanks Radagast the Brown and gollum9630 into the mud*
YEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!
*jumps on Rad and smashes his face into the mud*
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!
*grabs gollum9630 by the leg causing him to fly backwards against Rad... both fall into the mud again*
MWAAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!
*steps out of the ring and wipes off mud with a towel*
Woooo... that was fun.

[gimli7410]

*then rad tags gimlis hand, gimli comes in with the chair and knocks ruinel into the mud*
HAHAHAHA no elf can defeat a dwarf

[Ruinel]

*gets up and spits mud out* sthack!! GROSS!!!
*grabs gimli7410 by the back of his pants and yanks him into the mud with her*
HAHAHAAHAHA!! Going for the cheap shot, eh!?
*gimli7410 struggles and slips in the mud*
A dwarf can't best an Elf unless he uses a cheap shot!!
*dunks gimli7410's head into the mud*
Taste it, baby!!!! woohooo!!!!!!!!
*gimli7410 attempts to get up... Ruinel tackles him back into the mud and smears mud on his face*
WWWEEEEE!!!!
*Ruinel leaves gimli7410 in the ring... wipes the mud from her face*

[gollum9630]

then gollum gets up and runs out of the ring hits ruinel in the back of the head with a hair. TKO

Gimli goes to congradulate gollum who then turns on his brother and breaks the metal chair in half over gimlis face. thats 2 TKO.

In comes rad whon pounces at gollum knocking him out

[Ruinel]

Originally posted by gollum9630
then gollum gets up and runs out of the ring hits ruinel in the back of the head with a hair. TKO

you knocked me out with 'hair'? Damn! That's some strong-ass hair.

Gimli goes to congradulate gollum who then turns on his brother and breaks the metal chair in half over gimlis face. thats 2 TKO.

In comes rad whon pounces at gollum knocking him out

(ACK!!! It's the WWF!!! )

*Ruinel swoons...*
Damn #'s brothers
*tries to get up... legs shaking*
at least... it wasn't the dwarf...
*... falls back into the mud... passes out*

[gollum9630]

Originally posted by Ruinel
you knocked me out with 'hair'? Damn! That's some strong-ass hair.

the hair had 4 bottles of gel in it. Actually, i meant chair.



* gollum and gimli wake upand instantly begin fighting again. Rad goes and defends his partner. Ruinel also wakes up and goes after gollum as revenge for the over gelled piece of hair *


*the admins HOBBIT and bmilder come in to break up the huge fight. Ruinel, in rage, hits HOBBIT so hard he lands on jupiter, bmilder, acting totally opposite of gollum and defends his brother by banning ruienl for ever, as well as gollum (for the second time ) and gimli. Rad can stay.*

*Ruinel, gollum, and gimli start there own LotR forum were all of the mooters go to because they miss gollum*

[Ruinel]

ROFLMAO!!!!

errrr.... sorry HOBBIT ... you periannath are so small, I just forgot to be gentle. (ah... he wouldn't ban his favorite Atheist. )

*Ruinel grabs gollum9630 and gimli7410 and clonks their little heads together* CLONK
hehehe!!! That'll teach you little folk to mess with an Elf!
*feels knot on her head* ooooohhh... ouch.

[gollum9630]

and so our forum fails.

gollum and gimli team up againts Ruinel and blow up the astro dome during one of the astros home games. the only fan there is Ruinel, and none of the baseball players showed up because it was raining. so we say our good byes to ruinel, may she burn in hell for clonking our heads together, and for the other stuff


And so the Canadians triumphed over the petty american.


THE END

[gimli7410]

huzzah!!

[wahine]

No, it should be like Semi-annual, or multi-annual...Once every coupla months or whenever the hell we feel like it

GS, I have brought my coconuts!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH *runs off to never be heard from again, like the Lurker she is!*

[Anglorfin]

I am curious about what you plan on using your coconuts for, Wahine.

[Radagast The Brown]

Who will make the tournament? I didn't see Jonathan lately.

[Bombadillo]

Yay! Let's all remember to cheat this time.

[Linaewen]

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
Who will make the tournament? I didn't see Jonathan lately.

That's because he's gone to his village on Sweden's west coast, close to Norway. *Is darn jealous* He'll be back in a few days, never fear.

Posted by Bombadillo
Yay! Let's all remember to cheat this time.

Eh! I didn't cheat the first time, though I was runners-up. I suppose I just "interacted" with him more than others. Han är min vän, after all.

[Ruinel]

Originally posted by gollum9630
gollum and gimli team up againts Ruinel and blow up the astro dome during one of the astros home games. the only fan there is Ruinel, and none of the baseball players showed up because it was raining. so we say our good byes to ruinel, may she burn in hell for clonking our heads together, and for the other stuff

BWAHAHAHAAA!!! The Astros haven't played in the dome for a couple of years now.

AND!!! The dome is a covered stadium!! AHAHAHAA!!! No rained out games, silly Canuk!

*Gollum and gimli's plan is foiled because they knew so little about both baseball and the dome. Both are arrested, tried and found guilty of terrorism... and tossed into separate cells where, do to their small frames and feminine features, they become the b!^ches of very large, sweaty, hairy men and sold occasionally for their special services for a pack of cigarettes*

THE END

[Lalaith]

I think it should be annual.
But maybe there should be other competitions like teams of 2, teams of 3, or male versus female .... would be interesting.

[wahine]

Originally posted by Anglorfin
I am curious about what you plan on using your coconuts for, Wahine.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You must wait and see Anglorfin, wait and see

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Radagast The Brown]

Originally posted by wahine
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You must wait and see Anglorfin, wait and see

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

If you're going to use them in the wrestling, I must say it's illegal.

[Ruinel]

what? and the chair is not?