Funny messages - Page 2

***Tessar*** · 11-30-2002, 12:43 AM

I love telemarketers!!! I love talking on the phone.

I dono what it is. I just love talking on the phone, mostly to people who are trying to sell stuff.

BeardofPants · 11-30-2002, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Duddun
I know someone who just changes his if he goes somewhere

That's just asking to be burgled.

Coney · 11-30-2002, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
That's just asking to be burgled.

Which is why mine says "I'm in the bath, call again in ten minutes" (any potential burglers out there, I'm in the bath, honest

).

Aeryn · 11-30-2002, 01:49 AM

Ah, telemarketers, alas - my ultimate goal is to hunt everyone down and make themapologize for calling people back.

"Hello, please send me email instead. I never playback these stupid answering machine messages anyway. Besides, I am probably online right now"

Duddun · 11-30-2002, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coney
Which is why mine says "I'm in the bath, call again in ten minutes" (any potential burglers out there, I'm in the bath, honest ).

Right

do you always jump in the bath when the phone rings?

Aeryn · 11-30-2002, 01:59 AM

Marvelous question Dud

This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
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"Hello, this is Ron. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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*In the background can be heard Gregorian Chant or some other church music*.
<In a soft voice> Good Day My child, you have reached (father or sister, then your first name) At Dial-a-Confession. At the tone if you will leave your name, number and short confession I will get back to you with your pennance. Thank you and may God go with you. <Beep>

***Khamûl*** · 11-30-2002, 02:18 AM

How about Cameron's classic from Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

Quote:

Hello, this is Corally Brothers Funeral home. We deeply regret that we cannot take your call at this time, but if you leave your name and number, we will get back to you as soon as it is humanly possible.

I love that movie.

Aeryn · 11-30-2002, 02:44 AM

Amen, that was a great movie, I love that whole car stealing business, that poor kid!

Anyway, it's hard to believe how young broderick is there.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 11-30-2002, 03:07 AM

i forgot, the first part of mine is 'you have reached the number which you have dialed.' someday that's all i'm going to have

i like the funeral home one...i might have to do that sometime as well

Coney · 11-30-2002, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Duddun
Right do you always jump in the bath when the phone rings?

Erm........................yes

BeardofPants · 11-30-2002, 02:27 PM

Funny. I usually run out of the room.

Laurelyn · 12-01-2002, 12:15 AM

http://bored.com/ Click on "Answering Machines"

The wost telemarketers are the ones who ring you up and then put on a recorded message, so that you're being talked at by a tape. It ruins the effect of hanging up on them.

gimli-son-of-gloin13 · 12-11-2002, 01:41 PM

the good thing about the recordings is that u can talk back to them and they'll keep talking

11-30-2002, 01:49 AM	#24
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	Ah, telemarketers, alas - my ultimate goal is to hunt everyone down and make themapologize for calling people back. "Hello, please send me email instead. I never playback these stupid answering machine messages anyway. Besides, I am probably online right now" __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

11-30-2002, 01:59 AM	#26
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	Marvelous question Dud This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hello, this is Ron. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the background can be heard Gregorian Chant or some other church music. <In a soft voice> Good Day My child, you have reached (father or sister, then your first name) At Dial-a-Confession. At the tone if you will leave your name, number and short confession I will get back to you with your pennance. Thank you and may God go with you. <Beep> __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

11-30-2002, 02:44 AM	#28
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	Amen, that was a great movie, I love that whole car stealing business, that poor kid! Anyway, it's hard to believe how young broderick is there. __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

11-30-2002, 03:07 AM	#29
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	i forgot, the first part of mine is 'you have reached the number which you have dialed.' someday that's all i'm going to have i like the funeral home one...i might have to do that sometime as well __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

11-30-2002, 02:27 PM	#31
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Funny. I usually run out of the room. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

11-30-2002, 12:43 AM	#21
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	I love telemarketers!!! I love talking on the phone. I dono what it is. I just love talking on the phone, mostly to people who are trying to sell stuff.

12-01-2002, 12:15 AM	#32
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	http://bored.com/ Click on "Answering Machines" The wost telemarketers are the ones who ring you up and then put on a recorded message, so that you're being talked at by a tape. It ruins the effect of hanging up on them. __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

12-11-2002, 01:41 PM	#33
gimli-son-of-gloin13 Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Over the river and through the woods. Posts: 193	the good thing about the recordings is that u can talk back to them and they'll keep talking __________________ http://www.4degreez.com/misc/persona...sorder_test.mv Do you have any personality disorders, click here and see! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://public.findlaw.com/states_new.html Find your rights as a student!

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