"quotes"

Daughter of Elros · 03-19-2003, 01:01 PM

This here is a thread for your favorite Harry Potter Quotes. They can be from anywhere- Books, Movie, Fanfics (allow me to repeat, FANFICS- I love 'em) but from anywhere Please just specify thet title of the fic or book, etc. that you got it from, and who says it.

I'll start off: This is from the fanfic "Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing...Rat?" By Maya- it's a scene regarding a Slytherin Sex-ed lecture. Is amusing- I might post more of it later.

They all crept in, unwittingly guided by Draco's directions to the Slytherin assembly room.

Where stood Snape, who was blushing purple beneath his long and unwashed locks.

'I don't get it, Professor,' whined Crabbe.

'I don't think you're explaining it right,' Goyle added plaintively.

Potter had to hold Ron up at this point.

'I KNOW you're not explaining it right,' murmured Blaise Zabini.

Have fun posting your own!

-DoE

Varda Oiolosseo · 03-19-2003, 04:13 PM

I can't remember how it was said but it's from The Chamber of Secrets by Ron it was something like "Follow the spiders! Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies!"
His face is sooooo funny!

Estel13 · 03-19-2003, 06:45 PM

"Bone of the father, unknowingly given, you will renew your son! Flesh-of the servant-w-willingly given-you will-revive-your master. B-blood of the enemy...forcibly taken...you will...resurrect your foe." --Wormtail, Goblet of Fire.
Yes, I am morbid.

*Edited to correct the stupidest mistake on Earth.

Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood · 03-19-2003, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estel13
"Bone of the father, unknowingly given, you will renew your son! Flesh-of the servant-w-willingly given-you will-revive-your master. B-blood of the enemy...forcibly taken...you will...resurrect your foe." --Wormtongue, Goblet of Fire.

Wormtongue is a popular name, musn't we forget about dear Grima.

I had totally forgotten there was a Wormtongue in Harry Potter, we thought we had escaped him in LotR.

Gorhiriel · 03-20-2003, 01:52 AM

Gotta love this one: 'Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret."

Daughter of Elros · 03-20-2003, 01:37 PM

From Chapter 10 of Cassandra Claire's Draco Sinister-

"Have some pumpkin juice," offered Fred, shoving a glass at him.

"I don´t want pumpkin juice," said Harry. "I want vodka. Do you have vodka?"

Ron shook his head regretfully. "Just pumpkin juice, really."

"And motor oil," said George. "You want some motor oil?"

-DoE

Adrian Baggins · 03-20-2003, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood
Wormtongue is a popular name, musn't we forget about dear Grima. I had totally forgotten there was a Wormtongue in Harry Potter, we thought we had escaped him in LotR.

HIS NICKNAME WAS WORMTAIL NOT TONGUE, TAIL!!!

and now, for a made up quote:

"HARRY!"

"Yes Aunt Petunia."

"Since you're so undernourished and Dudly is on this diet, what would you like to eat, a big slice of chocolate cake perhaps?"

and:

Hermionie: "Harry." *dreamy look on Hermionie's face*

Harry: "Yes Hermionie, what is it?"

Hermionie: "You're Ron's best friend, so I thought I would ask you, do you think he likes me?"

Harry: *Scared look on Harry's face, backs away; Ron runs in*

Ron: "AAHHHHAHGAH! Snape's underwear, in my soup!"

Hermionie: "That's a little off the subject." *Hermionie rolls her eyes*

Harry: "I'll tell you late Hermionie."

Fred&George: *walk up*

Fred: "Now Ron, what's all this we're hearin' 'bout you finding Snape's blue bakini in your tomato soup?"

George: "Come on now, tell us all 'bout it. I hear Neville found Malfoy's bright red bra in a brownie last week."

durin's bane · 03-20-2003, 08:20 PM

"But we're not stupid--we know we're called Gred and Forge."
-George

Estel13 · 03-20-2003, 08:24 PM

"There is no good and evil, only power and those too weak too seek it."-Professor Quirrell.
I tend to like the bad guys lines a lot.

Daughter of Elros · 03-24-2003, 10:43 AM

someone is making toast and yelling at draco- i'll adlib a bit-

"You're a cold blooded, vicious-" (toast pops up from toaster- person takes it and offers it to harry) "Piece of toast?"

Draco: I have been called many things in my life. But never a cold-blooded, vicious piece of toast.

-DoE

durin's bane · 03-24-2003, 06:57 PM

"No thanks, the poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it."
-Harry to Dudley

Lanelf · 03-25-2003, 01:59 AM

There was this absolutely WONDERFUL fic I read a while back - kind of a take-off of Big Brother, but not really. Anyway, just about everyone from the books is in the one house, and that night...

Malfoy: Stupid Potter...Everyone thinks he's so great...can't even fly...

Hermione: *through wall* shut UP, Malfoy!

Malfoy: What? Don't like me talking about your *boyfriend*?

Snape: I don't care if you're writing poetry about her boyfriend! SHUT UP!

ROTFL!

Lanelf.

Gorhiriel · 03-25-2003, 07:57 PM

From the same thing as Lanelf: The PINK ones!!

durin's bane · 03-25-2003, 08:00 PM

"Everyone scrambled to get a pair that wasn't pink and fluffy."

Varda Oiolosseo · 03-26-2003, 05:38 PM

These two are from The Prisoner of Azkaban

Percy: "Harry, how nice to see you"
Harry: "Hello, Percy"
*trying not to laugh*
Percy: " I hope you are well?"
*shaking hands. It was rather like being introduced to the mayor*
Harry: Very well, thanks -"
Fred: "Harry!"
*elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing*
" Simply splendid to see you, old boy - "
George: "Marvellous,"
*pushing Fred out of the way and taking Harry's hand and shaking it*
" Absolutely spiffing."
Percy Scowled

That is soooooooo funny!

Fred: "How are we going to get to King's Cross tomorrow Dad?"
Mr Weasley: "The Ministry's providing a couple of cars"
Percy: "Why?"
George: *in a serious voice* "It's because of you Perce, and there'll be little flags on the bonnets, with HB on them - "
Fred: "- For Humungous Bighead,"

Estel13 · 03-27-2003, 08:05 PM

"First think of the person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and the end of end?
And finally give me the sound so often heard
During the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?

I love this quote from Goblet Of Fire. You know, the Sphinx in the 3rd task?

TinuvielChild · 03-28-2003, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daughter of Elros
someone is making toast and yelling at draco- i'll adlib a bit-

"You're a cold blooded, vicious-" (toast pops up from toaster- person takes it and offers it to harry) "Piece of toast?"

Draco: I have been called many things in my life. But never a cold-blooded, vicious piece of toast.

-DoE

It's from one of the Draco Trilogy, don't remember quite which one. Ron's making toast, they're talking about Draco, not to him, and Draco comes down the stairs, interrupting the conversation.

"A teetotal Irishman is a dangerous thing. He may begin to think, and then he may take over the world."
Don't recall where it's from (DoE, V has it on her wall), but I think it's from Bouncing Rat or some such. Maybe it's from Eight Ways to Sunday...

Eh well.

Daughter of Elros · 04-03-2003, 12:55 PM

Thank You! I just remember the punch line- not where it's from- Have to go find it now!

Daughter of Elros · 04-03-2003, 12:55 PM

Thank You! I just remember the punch line- not where it's from- Have to go find it now!

Estel13 · 04-05-2003, 10:03 PM

.... Get the Snitch or die trying, Harry, because we've got to win, we've GOT to! -Oliver Wood.
So no pressure Harry. -Fred or George, can't remember.
And, of course, he caught it. Despite the Mad Bludger.

03-19-2003, 01:01 PM	#1
Daughter of Elros Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 69	"quotes" This here is a thread for your favorite Harry Potter Quotes. They can be from anywhere- Books, Movie, Fanfics (allow me to repeat, FANFICS- I love 'em) but from anywhere Please just specify thet title of the fic or book, etc. that you got it from, and who says it. I'll start off: This is from the fanfic "Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing...Rat?" By Maya- it's a scene regarding a Slytherin Sex-ed lecture. Is amusing- I might post more of it later. They all crept in, unwittingly guided by Draco's directions to the Slytherin assembly room. Where stood Snape, who was blushing purple beneath his long and unwashed locks. 'I don't get it, Professor,' whined Crabbe. 'I don't think you're explaining it right,' Goyle added plaintively. Potter had to hold Ron up at this point. 'I KNOW you're not explaining it right,' murmured Blaise Zabini. Have fun posting your own! -DoE Last edited by Daughter of Elros : 03-19-2003 at 01:02 PM.

03-19-2003, 06:45 PM	#3
Estel13 RPG-aholic Psycho Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Final Fantasy Posts: 733	"Bone of the father, unknowingly given, you will renew your son! Flesh-of the servant-w-willingly given-you will-revive-your master. B-blood of the enemy...forcibly taken...you will...resurrect your foe." --Wormtail, Goblet of Fire. Yes, I am morbid. Edited to correct the stupidest mistake on Earth. __________________ Last edited by Estel13 : 03-20-2003 at 08:21 PM.*

03-20-2003, 01:52 AM	#5
Gorhiriel Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 112	Gotta love this one: 'Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret." __________________ Do not mess with me, or I will call my dragons and Destroy You All!!! BOROMIR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "And anon shall I Sail into the West: with the setting sun I shall remove my light from this world..."

03-20-2003, 08:20 PM	#8
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	"But we're not stupid--we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George __________________ Yada, yada, yada

03-20-2003, 08:24 PM	#9
Estel13 RPG-aholic Psycho Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Final Fantasy Posts: 733	"There is no good and evil, only power and those too weak too seek it."-Professor Quirrell. I tend to like the bad guys lines a lot. __________________

03-19-2003, 04:13 PM	#2
Varda Oiolosseo Tea Bag Queen Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 973	I can't remember how it was said but it's from The Chamber of Secrets by Ron it was something like "Follow the spiders! Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies!" His face is sooooo funny!

03-20-2003, 01:37 PM	#6
Daughter of Elros Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 69	From Chapter 10 of Cassandra Claire's Draco Sinister- "Have some pumpkin juice," offered Fred, shoving a glass at him. "I don´t want pumpkin juice," said Harry. "I want vodka. Do you have vodka?" Ron shook his head regretfully. "Just pumpkin juice, really." "And motor oil," said George. "You want some motor oil?" -DoE

03-24-2003, 10:43 AM	#10
Daughter of Elros Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 69	someone is making toast and yelling at draco- i'll adlib a bit- "You're a cold blooded, vicious-" (toast pops up from toaster- person takes it and offers it to harry) "Piece of toast?" Draco: I have been called many things in my life. But never a cold-blooded, vicious piece of toast. -DoE

03-24-2003, 06:57 PM	#11
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	"No thanks, the poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it." -Harry to Dudley __________________ Yada, yada, yada

03-25-2003, 01:59 AM	#12
Lanelf Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Second Drawer Down Posts: 407	There was this absolutely WONDERFUL fic I read a while back - kind of a take-off of Big Brother, but not really. Anyway, just about everyone from the books is in the one house, and that night... Malfoy: Stupid Potter...Everyone thinks he's so great...can't even fly... Hermione: through wall shut UP, Malfoy! Malfoy: What? Don't like me talking about your boyfriend? Snape: I don't care if you're writing poetry about her boyfriend! SHUT UP! ROTFL! Lanelf. __________________ Hey, I'm back! resounding silence You didn't even notice I was gone, did you? Well, I'm back now anyway. Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums! You'll never shut down the real Napster

03-25-2003, 07:57 PM	#13
Gorhiriel Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 112	From the same thing as Lanelf: The PINK ones!! __________________ Do not mess with me, or I will call my dragons and Destroy You All!!! BOROMIR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "And anon shall I Sail into the West: with the setting sun I shall remove my light from this world..."

03-25-2003, 08:00 PM	#14
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	"Everyone scrambled to get a pair that wasn't pink and fluffy." __________________ Yada, yada, yada

03-26-2003, 05:38 PM	#15
Varda Oiolosseo Tea Bag Queen Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 973	These two are from The Prisoner of Azkaban Percy: "Harry, how nice to see you" Harry: "Hello, Percy" trying not to laugh Percy: " I hope you are well?" shaking hands. It was rather like being introduced to the mayor Harry: Very well, thanks -" Fred: "Harry!" elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing " Simply splendid to see you, old boy - " George: "Marvellous," pushing Fred out of the way and taking Harry's hand and shaking it " Absolutely spiffing." Percy Scowled That is soooooooo funny! Fred: "How are we going to get to King's Cross tomorrow Dad?" Mr Weasley: "The Ministry's providing a couple of cars" Percy: "Why?" George: in a serious voice "It's because of you Perce, and there'll be little flags on the bonnets, with HB on them - " Fred: "- For Humungous Bighead,"

03-27-2003, 08:05 PM	#16
Estel13 RPG-aholic Psycho Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Final Fantasy Posts: 733	"First think of the person who lives in disguise, Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies. Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend, The middle of middle and the end of end? And finally give me the sound so often heard During the search for a hard to find word. Now string them together, and answer me this, Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss? I love this quote from Goblet Of Fire. You know, the Sphinx in the 3rd task? __________________

04-03-2003, 12:55 PM	#18
Daughter of Elros Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 69	Thank You! I just remember the punch line- not where it's from- Have to go find it now!

04-05-2003, 10:03 PM	#20
Estel13 RPG-aholic Psycho Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Final Fantasy Posts: 733	.... Get the Snitch or die trying, Harry, because we've got to win, we've GOT to! -Oliver Wood. So no pressure Harry. -Fred or George, can't remember. And, of course, he caught it. Despite the Mad Bludger. __________________