What if this or that or someone or something be a woman?

congressmn · 05-07-2003, 01:51 PM

Things just popped a li'll in my head. I was wondering if it were possible to imagine evry object as a woman, which part of that object would you choose?

let me illustrate.

If i look at the map of the USA, i would choose texas.

If i look at my monitor, i would choose the POWER BUTTON, which goes in too deep.

if i look at a mountain with a sharp tip then it would be the tip itself.

so i hope you get the point. now choose something crazy, think it a woman, and tell us what you choose, and why.

PS: open to all sexes.

Insidious Rex · 05-07-2003, 02:28 PM

well i think youve officially topped your "Sexy Shelob" thread. *laugh*

but since we are on the subject i dont think its a coincidence that all hurricanes are named for women.

Ruinel · 05-07-2003, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by Insidious Rex
well i think youve officially topped your "Sexy Shelob" thread. *laugh*

but since we are on the subject i dont think its a coincidence that all hurricanes are named for women.

They aren't.

Insidious Rex · 05-07-2003, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
They aren't.

well all the ones in my life have been see

and i think a few mooters here have been exposed to Hurricane Ruinel once or twice. such gale force winds....

Sminty_Smeagol · 05-07-2003, 05:10 PM

wasn't there hurricane andrew blew up FL before I lived here.... I think it was Andrew. I don't know about you, Insidious, but I dunno any girls named andrew...

jerseydevil · 05-07-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by Sminty_Smeagol
wasn't there hurricane andrew blew up FL before I lived here.... I think it was Andrew. I don't know about you, Insidious, but I dunno any girls named andrew...

Yes it was Hurricane Andrew. But Hurricanes used to be only named after woman. I think some womens group sued the hurricane naming authority for sex discrimination.

By the way congressmn - you didn't give reasons for your answers.

Bombadillo · 05-07-2003, 05:19 PM

Well I wouldn't think of hurricanes as ladylike at all, unless the lady might be my science teacher or Storm.

In fact I can't think of any neuter thing that is like a lady. This sounds like a very Spanish discussion. But while we're on the topic I'd like to point out Hurricane Floyd. That's a really cool name, and I used to live on a street called Floyd Terrace.

jerseydevil · 05-07-2003, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Bombadillo
In fact I can't think of any neuter thing that is like a lady. This sounds like a very Spanish discussion.

Well not just Spanish - most if not all European languages - minus English of course - have gendered nouns. Spanish, French, Italian, Russian are the ones I know of.

Ruinel · 05-07-2003, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Insidious Rex
well all the ones in my life have been see

and i think a few mooters here have been exposed to Hurricane Ruinel once or twice. such gale force winds....

Go... here ....

=.O

Insidious Rex · 05-07-2003, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
Go... here ....

=.O

whats that got to do with the ones in my life? and Hurricane Ruinel?

Ruinel · 05-07-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Insidious Rex
whats that got to do with the ones in my life? and Hurricane Ruinel?

In 1979, the system was changed to include male names as well as female names. If you are currently alive then this would be occuring in your lifetime.

Why in Arda would you say "Hurricane Ruinel"... I am quite calm... except for very rare instances.

Coney · 05-07-2003, 05:35 PM

Cars.

Cars are definitely female.

They can be comfortable, warm, beautiful and give a sense of real security

Or, they can be erratic, obstinate and despite how much attention you lavish on a car, it'll only cooperate if it wants to

And they both cost a fortune to keep in good running condition

Insidious Rex · 05-07-2003, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
In 1979, the system was changed to include male names as well as female names. If you are currently alive then this would be occuring in your lifetime

Ruinel... for goodness sake... Im comparing the FEMALES in my life with hurricanes. Since many of them have flattened me like one and left me high and dry with barely anything to my name. And I havent dated any guys yet see....

Cony comparing females to cars thats a great analogy and could get us both in lots of trouble if not handled delicately me thinks...

*whistling sweet 69*

Sminty_Smeagol · 05-07-2003, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by Bombadillo
I'd like to point out Hurricane Floyd. That's a really cool name, and I used to live on a street called Floyd Terrace.

My great grandpa had a good friend named Floyd, and he was sad when his son turned out to be a daughter, so instead of naming her Floyd he named her Floy.
That's my grandma. lol

Ruinel · 05-07-2003, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by Insidious Rex
Ruinel... for goodness sake... Im comparing the FEMALES in my life with hurricanes. Since many of them have flattened me like one and left me high and dry with barely anything to my name. And I havent dated any guys yet see....

That's terrible! *feels really bad for IR* You must be looking for the wrong type of female.

But I know of what you speak... many females are cruel. I have a friend that uses guys like toilet paper, and my sister uses sex as a weapon with her husband. I think that is wrong! And I predict someday he will wise up.

And then, I know guys like that too.

durin's bane · 05-07-2003, 06:54 PM

Women are like swords. Pretty and cool...but when you rub us the wrong way WATCH OUT!

jerseydevil · 05-07-2003, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by durin's bane
Women are like swords. Pretty and cool...but when you rub us the wrong way WATCH OUT!

I actually always thought you were like DOUBLE edged swords. It doesn't matter what we say or do - we're going to get cut

Insidious Rex · 05-07-2003, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
That's terrible! *feels really bad for IR* You must be looking for the wrong type of female.

nah i probably deserved it in most cases. i mean from the ones that werent just plane insane.

Coney · 05-07-2003, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Insidious Rex
Cony comparing females to cars thats a great analogy and could get us both in lots of trouble if not handled delicately me thinks...

Nah, I think we're safe

I didn't once mention that if ya press the wrong button the horn doesn't work and ya get a squirt of water instead.

The indicators are not a gaurantee of direction.

Or they both need waxing at least once a month

Insidious Rex · 05-07-2003, 07:20 PM

not too mention the nice ones require a diet of especially expensive fuel just to keep them happy or else they tend to knock and ping...

and the fast ones are fun but they always get me in trouble.

05-07-2003, 01:51 PM	#1
congressmn Incharge: neighbourhood security Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on my 499th post Posts: 481	What if this or that or someone or something be a woman? Things just popped a li'll in my head. I was wondering if it were possible to imagine evry object as a woman, which part of that object would you choose? let me illustrate. If i look at the map of the USA, i would choose texas. If i look at my monitor, i would choose the POWER BUTTON, which goes in too deep. if i look at a mountain with a sharp tip then it would be the tip itself. so i hope you get the point. now choose something crazy, think it a woman, and tell us what you choose, and why. PS: open to all sexes. __________________ i am nothing. i am a cold stone, which deceives with the light it reflects, giving illusions of warmth. Last edited by congressmn : 05-07-2003 at 02:27 PM.

05-07-2003, 02:28 PM	#2
Insidious Rex Quasi Evil Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Maryland, US Posts: 4,634	well i think youve officially topped your "Sexy Shelob" thread. laugh but since we are on the subject i dont think its a coincidence that all hurricanes are named for women. __________________ "People's political beliefs don't stem from the factual information they've acquired. Far more the facts people choose to believe are the product of their political beliefs." "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

05-07-2003, 05:10 PM	#5
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	wasn't there hurricane andrew blew up FL before I lived here.... I think it was Andrew. I don't know about you, Insidious, but I dunno any girls named andrew... __________________ I love the fishes.

05-07-2003, 05:19 PM	#7
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	Well I wouldn't think of hurricanes as ladylike at all, unless the lady might be my science teacher or Storm. In fact I can't think of any neuter thing that is like a lady. This sounds like a very Spanish discussion. But while we're on the topic I'd like to point out Hurricane Floyd. That's a really cool name, and I used to live on a street called Floyd Terrace. __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

05-07-2003, 05:35 PM	#12
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	Cars. Cars are definitely female. They can be comfortable, warm, beautiful and give a sense of real security Or, they can be erratic, obstinate and despite how much attention you lavish on a car, it'll only cooperate if it wants to And they both cost a fortune to keep in good running condition __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

05-07-2003, 06:54 PM	#16
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Women are like swords. Pretty and cool...but when you rub us the wrong way WATCH OUT! __________________ Yada, yada, yada

05-07-2003, 07:20 PM	#20
Insidious Rex Quasi Evil Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Maryland, US Posts: 4,634	not too mention the nice ones require a diet of especially expensive fuel just to keep them happy or else they tend to knock and ping... and the fast ones are fun but they always get me in trouble. __________________ "People's political beliefs don't stem from the factual information they've acquired. Far more the facts people choose to believe are the product of their political beliefs." "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

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