pretend Gandalf got the one ring - Page 5

The last sane person · 04-26-2003, 10:48 PM

OOC: who else went to that site? and where is that pervy wizard?

*the ensamble wandered around in the dark of moria only to stumble on something*

All:*getting up* what the hell was that?!

*A chery and unmistakeable voice pips up out of the gloom*

Merry: Hello all! not a very conduceive place for a group cuddle is it?

Galadriel: how the hell did you get here?!? Damn it all! you're supposed to be with that pervy wizard!!

*they were all shocked, not by the fact that Merry was here but at Galadriel cursing*

Merry: well, since by all accounts the plot is going every which way and so there fore it doesnt matter where i or we should be! It is all in the hands of the Mooters that guide us!

Legolas:*cuddleing up to Eowyn* whats the "Mooters"?

Pippin: never mind! lets get the damn show on the road!

*with that they all disappear in a puff of insane logic that can be conjured up by only the most potent powers of all middle earth.....THE ENTMOOTERS!!! (the best of course being Sane!)*

gandalfstormcrow · 04-27-2003, 02:13 AM

((OOC: Ok, we can start now.))

Since Gandalf gained the Ring, he could do anything he wanted, all armies would be under his command, including the Ringwraiths. He could gain control of the Ringwraiths and send them to destroy the Fellowship. That would work.

For now though, he would head to Isengard and seek the aid of Saruman. With Saruman's help, he could destroy Rohan and Gondor. Nothing would stand in his way.

Lalaith · 04-27-2003, 03:46 AM

Legolas: I don't want the fellowship to break up at Amon Hen. I want to go with Sam and Frodo.
Eowyn: Where my boyfriend goes I will go to.
Aragorn: But you have to go home and fall in love with me.
Eowyn: Shut up. I'm going with Legolas
Galadriel: Can we stop that discussion. We haven't been in Lorien yet.

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 04-27-2003, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dreran the Green
Hi, can I join in? Which characters haven't been taken yet?

OOC: These are taken:
Eowyn
Boromir
Aragorn (I think)
Gollum
Gandalf
Legolos
(If i missed anyone, feel free to add them.)

Boromir: Let's go to lorien!
Gandalf: Well...
Gollum: My precioussssssssss.......Where is it????? My preciousss....

Dreran the Green · 04-27-2003, 10:05 AM

Cool, are any of the hobbits taken? Can I be Pippin?

Amaranthea · 04-27-2003, 11:13 AM

ooc: Ok, am I the only one that noticed gandalfstormcrow's very serious Gandalf post? Confusing, not following our plotless stories, well, erm, plot, but his post nonetheless?

Oh, yeah, I'm playing Gimli, too. Thanks bunches, Fim, for the Boromir/Gimli....it will take me weeks to banish that horrible mental picture <shudder>

IC:

The entire company was thus very shocked when Gollum came up and immediately starting hissing about 'hisss preccisoussss'.

The shock turned to terror as Gollum looked upon Frodo.

Gollum: <with arms wide spread, as if to hug him> My precciouussss!

Frodo: Ai! Get away from me, you bug eyed balding freak!

Sam: Yes, Frodo is *my* master. You go on now!

Gollum ignores them both and procedes to run up to Frodo, tackle him to the ground and wraps his body around Frodo's.

Frodo: HELP! HELP!

Galadriel: That's just unsanitary.

Legolas: It's a good thing he hasn't seen me yet. When he was still in Mirkwood he liked to call me 'his precious'. <shudders>

Eowyn: There is no way that nasty naked thing is going to get you!

Gimli: Why don't I just chop off it's head and get it over with?

Gandalf: NO! You must not do this thing!

Gimli: Why? Do you want to molest him, too?

Gandalf: NO! We must have as many characters in play at a time so the RPer's at Entmoot get utterly confused!

All: Entmoot?

Gandalf: Alright, forget I said that. Just don't chop off his head.

Gimli grumbles, but puts away his axe.

Boromir: Ya know, Gimli...<holding the horn of Gondor.>

Gimli: Not right now, Gondorian.

Boromir grumbles, but puts away his horn.

Lalaith · 04-27-2003, 02:38 PM

OOC: Since when Gandalf is with us?

gandalfstormcrow · 04-27-2003, 03:59 PM

((OOC:Help, Help! I'm being repressed!))

Amaranthea · 04-27-2003, 08:36 PM

ooc: It's the violence inherent in the system!

Gandalf's post was...the second one of this page.

Lalaith · 04-28-2003, 01:31 AM

OOC: He can't go with us to Lorien. We are hunting him.

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 04-28-2003, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dreran the Green
Cool, are any of the hobbits taken? Can I be Pippin?

OOC: I dunno, can anyone answer Dreran's question?????

Boromir: Get away from the ring!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gimli: I wanna chop off that little bald things head!
Gollum: i have hair!!!
Gimli: *Cough* Two strands!!!

The last sane person · 04-28-2003, 05:24 PM

OOC: Its your own fault for being repressed, ditz! you got the the main character and yet you were gone during the whole begining of the bloody rpg! It's your own fault so live with it! And dont go all serious on us, we are supposed to make no sense what so ever!

Lalaith · 04-29-2003, 07:55 AM

the fellowship comes to Lorien and there they find a welcome party for them.
Celeborn, with a party hat on, hugs and kisses everyone welcome and then he leaves with Galadriel.
Aragorn: There they go.
Gimli: Glad that this dumb blonde elf is away.
Legolas: Hey. Shut up dwarf.

Dreran the Green · 04-29-2003, 05:43 PM

I think I'll just assume I can be Pippin. If someone else has already taken him, tell me and I'll change.

LATER...

Frodo is standing in a line to look into the Mirror of Galadriel. He is holding a ticket with the number 56 written on it. A sign says "Now serving 55"

Galadriel: Ok! 56! (Frodo walks up and hands her ticket)
Frodo: 'bout time! (Frodo stares into the mirror. He sees Gandalf, holding the One Ring and laughing evily to himself)
Frodo: Oh, shut up!
Gandalf: Huh? What are you doing here?! (pop. Gandalf disappears)

That's all I can write for now, I have to go to some dumb ceremony thing at school.

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 04-29-2003, 06:02 PM

Boromir: Where's the stupid elf lady?
Legolos: Hmmm?
Gandalf: *Pop! reappears* My precioussssss..... Oops!!!! *Pop! Disappears*

gandalfstormcrow · 04-30-2003, 02:12 AM

Frodo continues looking into the mirror and sees a barrage of images which he can't recall that end in a red glowing G symbol.

Frodo: Man, that was some trip. Hey, that was the symbol on the firecrackers. How'd it get here?
Galadriel: Great stuff, isn't it? Better than weed. That's what will happen if you let Gandalf keep the Ring. *starts glowing green* YOU WILL HAVE A DARK QUEEN...
Frodo: Hold it...I don't have the ring, you can't do your green glowy evil freaky stuff.
Galadriel: My bad. Since we're on the subject of rings, wanna see mine?
Frodo: Yes, I'll marry you!
Galadriel: I'm already married.

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 04-30-2003, 05:23 PM

Frodo: oops, my bad.
Galadriel: anyway, you're supposed to propose to me.
Frodo: Whatever. will you marry me?
Galadiel: no.
Eowyn: Be nice.
Gandalf: OR I WILL MAKE YOU!!!
Galadriel: When you put it that way, I'm convinced

Dreran the Green · 04-30-2003, 05:33 PM

Frodo: Woohoo!
Celeborn: But...
Gandalf: SILENCE!!!! *Celeborn groans and walks away. Frodo bends down on one knee*
Frodo: Oh, fair lady! Please marry me, and I-
Galadriel: Just skip it, It doesn't really look like I have a choice.

Fimbrethil · 05-01-2003, 07:10 AM

OOC:AAAAHHHHHHH!! You're gone for 3 days and just look at what happens! Oh well...

IC: Frodo:Okay so tell me again Gandalf why you are going to see Sauromon.

Gandalf:He is both wise and powerful...

Frodo:YOU STUPID GIT!! You have the One Ring!!

Gollum:What? Hmmmmm,me thinks me needs a new preciousssss, the little hobbitsess not cutting it anymore.

Gandalf:AH! *pop, he leaves*

Boromir:This is very strange.

Eoywn:Blam it on the mooters.

All:Huh?

Celeborn:So Eowyn...what are doing tonight?

Eowyn:Are you flrirting with me?

Laglas:Flirting?! With my human!

Celeborn:Oh shut up! I'm off to find Frodo.

Pip:Sam will kill you if you try anything.

Merry:Galdriel do you have any starwberry scented soap?

Galdriel:Yes.

All:HIDE IT!!!

Lalaith · 05-01-2003, 07:17 AM

Frodo gave Galadriel a flower as a sign of his love. Celeborn sees the flower.
Celeborn: What's that?
Galadriel: Nothing honey, really nothing.
Celeborn: Don't lie to my wise elf lady.
Galadriel: I'm not.
Frodo: I gave her the flower.
Celeborn: What?

04-26-2003, 10:48 PM	#81
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: who else went to that site? and where is that pervy wizard? the ensamble wandered around in the dark of moria only to stumble on something All:getting up what the hell was that?! A chery and unmistakeable voice pips up out of the gloom Merry: Hello all! not a very conduceive place for a group cuddle is it? Galadriel: how the hell did you get here?!? Damn it all! you're supposed to be with that pervy wizard!! they were all shocked, not by the fact that Merry was here but at Galadriel cursing Merry: well, since by all accounts the plot is going every which way and so there fore it doesnt matter where i or we should be! It is all in the hands of the Mooters that guide us! Legolas:cuddleing up to Eowyn whats the "Mooters"? Pippin: never mind! lets get the damn show on the road! with that they all disappear in a puff of insane logic that can be conjured up by only the most potent powers of all middle earth.....THE ENTMOOTERS!!! (the best of course being Sane!) __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

04-27-2003, 02:13 AM	#82
gandalfstormcrow Enting Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ridding Middle Earth of Sauron before bedtime. Posts: 58	((OOC: Ok, we can start now.)) Since Gandalf gained the Ring, he could do anything he wanted, all armies would be under his command, including the Ringwraiths. He could gain control of the Ringwraiths and send them to destroy the Fellowship. That would work. For now though, he would head to Isengard and seek the aid of Saruman. With Saruman's help, he could destroy Rohan and Gondor. Nothing would stand in his way. Last edited by gandalfstormcrow : 04-27-2003 at 03:02 AM.

04-27-2003, 03:46 AM	#83
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Legolas: I don't want the fellowship to break up at Amon Hen. I want to go with Sam and Frodo. Eowyn: Where my boyfriend goes I will go to. Aragorn: But you have to go home and fall in love with me. Eowyn: Shut up. I'm going with Legolas Galadriel: Can we stop that discussion. We haven't been in Lorien yet. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

04-27-2003, 10:05 AM	#85
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	Cool, are any of the hobbits taken? Can I be Pippin? __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

04-27-2003, 02:38 PM	#87
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	OOC: Since when Gandalf is with us? __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

04-27-2003, 11:13 AM	#86
Amaranthea Enting Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pennsylvania. Ugh. Posts: 67	ooc: Ok, am I the only one that noticed gandalfstormcrow's very serious Gandalf post? Confusing, not following our plotless stories, well, erm, plot, but his post nonetheless? Oh, yeah, I'm playing Gimli, too. Thanks bunches, Fim, for the Boromir/Gimli....it will take me weeks to banish that horrible mental picture <shudder> IC: The entire company was thus very shocked when Gollum came up and immediately starting hissing about 'hisss preccisoussss'. The shock turned to terror as Gollum looked upon Frodo. Gollum: <with arms wide spread, as if to hug him> My precciouussss! Frodo: Ai! Get away from me, you bug eyed balding freak! Sam: Yes, Frodo is my master. You go on now! Gollum ignores them both and procedes to run up to Frodo, tackle him to the ground and wraps his body around Frodo's. Frodo: HELP! HELP! Galadriel: That's just unsanitary. Legolas: It's a good thing he hasn't seen me yet. When he was still in Mirkwood he liked to call me 'his precious'. <shudders> Eowyn: There is no way that nasty naked thing is going to get you! Gimli: Why don't I just chop off it's head and get it over with? Gandalf: NO! You must not do this thing! Gimli: Why? Do you want to molest him, too? Gandalf: NO! We must have as many characters in play at a time so the RPer's at Entmoot get utterly confused! All: Entmoot? Gandalf: Alright, forget I said that. Just don't chop off his head. Gimli grumbles, but puts away his axe. Boromir: Ya know, Gimli...<holding the horn of Gondor.> Gimli: Not right now, Gondorian. Boromir grumbles, but puts away his horn.

04-27-2003, 03:59 PM	#88
gandalfstormcrow Enting Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ridding Middle Earth of Sauron before bedtime. Posts: 58	((OOC:Help, Help! I'm being repressed!))

04-27-2003, 08:36 PM	#89
Amaranthea Enting Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pennsylvania. Ugh. Posts: 67	ooc: It's the violence inherent in the system! Gandalf's post was...the second one of this page.

04-28-2003, 01:31 AM	#90
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	OOC: He can't go with us to Lorien. We are hunting him. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

04-28-2003, 05:24 PM	#92
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Its your own fault for being repressed, ditz! you got the the main character and yet you were gone during the whole begining of the bloody rpg! It's your own fault so live with it! And dont go all serious on us, we are supposed to make no sense what so ever! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

04-29-2003, 07:55 AM	#93
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	the fellowship comes to Lorien and there they find a welcome party for them. Celeborn, with a party hat on, hugs and kisses everyone welcome and then he leaves with Galadriel. Aragorn: There they go. Gimli: Glad that this dumb blonde elf is away. Legolas: Hey. Shut up dwarf. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

04-29-2003, 05:43 PM	#94
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	I think I'll just assume I can be Pippin. If someone else has already taken him, tell me and I'll change. LATER... Frodo is standing in a line to look into the Mirror of Galadriel. He is holding a ticket with the number 56 written on it. A sign says "Now serving 55" Galadriel: Ok! 56! (Frodo walks up and hands her ticket) Frodo: 'bout time! (Frodo stares into the mirror. He sees Gandalf, holding the One Ring and laughing evily to himself) Frodo: Oh, shut up! Gandalf: Huh? What are you doing here?! (pop. Gandalf disappears) That's all I can write for now, I have to go to some dumb ceremony thing at school. __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

04-29-2003, 06:02 PM	#95
Eowyn, Lady of Rohan The Evil One Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: here, on the moot Posts: 804	Boromir: Where's the stupid elf lady? Legolos: Hmmm? Gandalf: Pop! reappears My precioussssss..... Oops!!!! Pop! Disappears __________________ GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!

04-30-2003, 02:12 AM	#96
gandalfstormcrow Enting Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ridding Middle Earth of Sauron before bedtime. Posts: 58	Frodo continues looking into the mirror and sees a barrage of images which he can't recall that end in a red glowing G symbol. Frodo: Man, that was some trip. Hey, that was the symbol on the firecrackers. How'd it get here? Galadriel: Great stuff, isn't it? Better than weed. That's what will happen if you let Gandalf keep the Ring. starts glowing green YOU WILL HAVE A DARK QUEEN... Frodo: Hold it...I don't have the ring, you can't do your green glowy evil freaky stuff. Galadriel: My bad. Since we're on the subject of rings, wanna see mine? Frodo: Yes, I'll marry you! Galadriel: I'm already married.

04-30-2003, 05:23 PM	#97
Eowyn, Lady of Rohan The Evil One Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: here, on the moot Posts: 804	Frodo: oops, my bad. Galadriel: anyway, you're supposed to propose to me. Frodo: Whatever. will you marry me? Galadiel: no. Eowyn: Be nice. Gandalf: OR I WILL MAKE YOU!!! Galadriel: When you put it that way, I'm convinced __________________ GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!

04-30-2003, 05:33 PM	#98
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	Frodo: Woohoo! Celeborn: But... Gandalf: SILENCE!!!! Celeborn groans and walks away. Frodo bends down on one knee Frodo: Oh, fair lady! Please marry me, and I- Galadriel: Just skip it, It doesn't really look like I have a choice. __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

05-01-2003, 07:10 AM	#99
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	OOC:AAAAHHHHHHH!! You're gone for 3 days and just look at what happens! Oh well... IC: Frodo:Okay so tell me again Gandalf why you are going to see Sauromon. Gandalf:He is both wise and powerful... Frodo:YOU STUPID GIT!! You have the One Ring!! Gollum:What? Hmmmmm,me thinks me needs a new preciousssss, the little hobbitsess not cutting it anymore. Gandalf:AH! pop, he leaves Boromir:This is very strange. Eoywn:Blam it on the mooters. All:Huh? Celeborn:So Eowyn...what are doing tonight? Eowyn:Are you flrirting with me? Laglas:Flirting?! With my human! Celeborn:Oh shut up! I'm off to find Frodo. Pip:Sam will kill you if you try anything. Merry:Galdriel do you have any starwberry scented soap? Galdriel:Yes. All:HIDE IT!!! __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

05-01-2003, 07:17 AM	#100
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Frodo gave Galadriel a flower as a sign of his love. Celeborn sees the flower. Celeborn: What's that? Galadriel: Nothing honey, really nothing. Celeborn: Don't lie to my wise elf lady. Galadriel: I'm not. Frodo: I gave her the flower. Celeborn: What? __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

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