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04-24-2003, 01:40 PM
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The Elvish Temptress
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Legolas: Won't anybody want to hear my story? How my face broke out in a rash.
Eowyn: Don't you dare disturbing me and my story. Gimli: Shut up, Blondie. Legolas: *starts crying* he called my Blondie Gimli: That's what you are, a stupid blondie. Legolas: noooooo
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04-24-2003, 02:21 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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Elrond:Uhhh....I'm surronded by idiots. Don't you agree Galadreil?
Galadreil:Hey! I'm blond too! Frodo: Yes but you are a pale blond. *Laglas continues to cry* OOC:Yes that's right Laglas! And I dare one of you to change it!!! 
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04-24-2003, 02:55 PM
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The Elvish Temptress
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OOC: Don't you mean LEGOLAS?
Legolas: I don't have blonde hair. They are dyed. Ha.
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04-24-2003, 03:58 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: oh bugger, stuck with a pervy wizard!! I see you like my frowning Elrong idea!! I dare to change it!! LEGOLAS!! MWAH HAHAHAA!!
*somewhere in M.E.* Merry: AHAHAHAH!! Pippin, Help meee! por favor dios! *starts screaming in spanish* Pippin: ahaha! cant! must get away! am afraid of that pointy hat!! *Merry grabs Pippin, knocks over gandalf and runs for all he is worth and doesnt stop till he reaches the council* Elrond:*even bigger frown* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?! CANT YOU SEE WE ARE TRYING TO HOLD COUNCIL!! *all stop and throw themselves down to mask themselves from that Frown* Merry:AHHAHA! If I wanted to be scared I would have stayed with gandalf!!! ahahahaha!! Pippin: *faints at the sight of frown* urf.... Elrond:*lessens frown* oh.
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04-24-2003, 04:06 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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Aragorn:I knew that frown of his would get him in trouble one day.
Frodo:Gandalf didn't hurt you did he? *merry just smiles* Sam: Uhhh...you, you Eowyn:*to Aragorn* Why don't you smile at me like that? Arwen:Alright you stupid little human girl lets get it on! Pip:Cat fight! Laglas:Alright! Boromir:I don't think my brother will like this very much. Elrond:*mighty big frown* *everyone faints* Elrond a*** *he walks off leaving them in the mud* Galadriel:Perhaps I should have stayed home. This sun is killing my complection! OOC: Laglas! HA!!!!
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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04-24-2003, 04:23 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC:No!! Legolas! Nyeh Nyeh!
*the council faints in the mud save Merry who saw it comming and shade his eyes* Merry: Hey! she elf!! Galadriel: could you possibly be talking to me?! Merry: yes, actually I am. Have you ever heard of sunblock? its a lovley thing we hobbits have!! Galadriel: whats this sunbolck??? *Merry shows her the beauty of sunblock and they wait tanning in the sun waiting for the others to wake*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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04-24-2003, 06:01 PM
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The Evil One
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Boromir: *singing* Legolos is a STUPID blonde.
Galadriel: HEY! Watch you tounge, Gondorian! Boromir: I said Legolos is a stupid blonde. Not you.  Galadriel: But blondes, are blondes. Elrond: I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!!! Eowyn: Settle down, Elf-guy. Legolos: who? me? Eowyn: *Blushes* i said 'Elf-guy', not 'handsome elf-guy.' Legolos: *Smiles at Eowyn* Eowyn: *swoons because Legolos smiled at her*
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04-25-2003, 01:27 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Oh gods!! Go to google and type in "The very secret diaries" and you will get A story just like this!!! its halariouis!!
*erry and Galadriel were merrily sun bathing when the quarrel started up* Merry: oh bugger off!!I was having a nice tan. Galadriel: yes! leave us alone! they all rage away and Legolas frenches Eowyn. Eowyn: uh, sorry Aragorn! this is way better! *he and Legolas leave to find some privacey and come back much later both looking very pleased and holding hands. her shirt un buttoned* OOC: There! Eowyn, we are even!!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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04-25-2003, 04:24 PM
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The Elvish Temptress
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OOC: Me (Legolas) and Eowyn? Is that for the kissing scene in the other RPG?
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04-25-2003, 05:27 PM
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Quote:
 Boromir: What's up? Eowyn: ahhh, I gotta go! Legolos: Me too! Galadriel: Where? Boromir: To the bathroom? *Chuckles*
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04-25-2003, 08:21 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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OOC: I'll get you for that one last sane person!!!!
Galadriel: Merry, has this sun thing exsited for very long? Merry:Yeah...*walks off thinking to himself "My Eru elfs are dumb!" Boromir:Hey who's that on the horizon? Eowyn:Stop with the big words already!!! Aragorn: He doesn't appear to be getting any closer. *they watch for several minutes and as the person doesn't seem to be moving Elrond speaks...with a frown* Everyone:NOOOOOOOO! Not the frown! Elrond: Yes! Now that I have your attention...I have reached a solution. The Fellowship of the Ring will set out again with a new perpose. Sam:Well, duh! I mean it would be kind of silly to tell us to destroy sometihng we don't have. Elrond: *mighty big frown* *they saw it coming so it is okay now* As I was saying you will set out to get the Ring from Gandalf and THEN... Boromir:BRING IT TO ME !!!!!!!!!!! *no heard him* Pip: The figure has gotten closer. *it is Gandalf, he runs in grabs Merry and runs out yelling "Merry was always my favorite!"* Frodo:Well I managed to get rid of one of you annoying people without ever leaving Rivendell. Galadriel:Where are Eowyn and Laglas? *hehe* OOC:Laglas, HA!! LSP I got you back! How did you all like my little MP scene there?
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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04-25-2003, 10:10 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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Boromir: Darn I wish Merry was here was the only one I could get to "blow the horn of Gondor".
 Some Where Else Gandalf:I showed this to Frodo, but would you like to see the pointy hat trick? Merry:Sure. OOC:I don't know what the pointy hat trick is so don't ask. Oh and LSP that google sight was really funny! That's where I got the "blow the horn of Gondor" bit and the pointy hat trick.
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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04-26-2003, 06:16 AM
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The Elvish Temptress
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OOC: Will we ever leave the council behind us and start hunting Gandalf?
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04-26-2003, 11:04 AM
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Gimli stepped forward, waving his rather large axe in front of him. Everyone dove for cover, as they were afraid of his unusually large and very shiny axe.
Gimli: We must go after Gandalf and retrieve Merry! I am NOT going to listen to Boromir insist that "blowing the horn of Gondor" would be good for my complexion! The elf may believe that, but I DON'T! Eowyn and Legolas re-enter. Eowyn's hair is mussed, and Legolas seems to have forgotten his pants. Elrond: Young Legolas, where are your pants? <looking down to where the blond elf's leggings should be, he instead sees just Legolas. Then he SMILES!!!!!> Everyone is so shocked and strangly horrified at Elrond's grin, that they promptly pass out, giving Elrond an opportunity... Eowyn: <waking up> Aragon and Legolas AND me....now that'd be nice.....<sees Elrond molesting *her* elf> WHAT THE F**K? OH, YOU'D BETTER GET OFF MY ELF! Elrond: <caught, er, red handed> Who, me? <Grins again, to which Eowyn prompty faints of absolute terror> |
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04-26-2003, 11:28 AM
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My microwave speaks to me
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OOC: I bet you all think this is just sooooooo much fun! Molesting MY elf like that.
IC: Sam: I think we should go after Gandalf now. *everyone acts normal(almost) for the next little while* Boromir:*as he is packing* Oh! I wish I were a dwarf! Then I wouldn't be be from the north! (ooc:don't ask.) Gmili:You do know some dwarves are from the north? Frodo: Okay, everyone ready? Everyone:YES!! Later at Moria... Sam:You know if Gandalf did take the Ring it would have had to have been before Moria or in Fangorn. *everyone propmtly smacks him* Frodo:You know you are right Sam. Only it couldn't have been in Fangorn because we wouldn't have been there. Sam:And he didn't take it before Moria because we all have these pretty cloaks that Galadriel gave us. Boromir:However it would have had to have been before we reached Emon Muil (sp?). Eowyn:So this story really isn't possible is it? Aragorn:Well it is if people from the entmoot make it up. Everyone: Entmoot? Galadreil:Just forget he said that. Boromir *to Gimli*:I'm telling you blowing the horn of Gondor is good for your complextion! Gimli:Alright I'll do it already! *they come back sometime later and Boromir looks very leased* OOC:I threw in that little argument about whether or not this story was possible just for the heck of it!
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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04-26-2003, 11:55 AM
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The Elvish Temptress
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Legolas asks the question of the day.
Legolas: How will we ever find a way out of Moria without Gandalf? The others think for a while then realized Eowyn: Damn, the cute elf is right. We do not know the way Legolas blushes as he is called cute. Eowyn smiles at him. Aragorn: Come on, stop that. We got to find a way out of here.
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04-26-2003, 03:21 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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Boromir: *snif* What's that smell?!
Frodo:Aragorn! What have I told you about bathing!!! Aragorn:It's not me! I took a bath before we entered Moria!! Laglas:Maybe it is the smell of the dead and rotting Balrog? Sam id you not hear the argument we had a minute ago? It is impossible for the Balrog to be dead!!Pip:*hic* Look at the little bunnies...run little bunnies! Run! Gimli:He got into the ale agian. Eowyn:Maybe we should follow the smell of the dead and rotting Balrog out? Sam:It's impossible for the Balrog to be dead!! *everyone smacks him and he passes out* Galadriel:Now then lets get out of hear! Later out of Moria... Sam:What happened? Frodo:Boromir tryed to rape you. Gimli:Tryed... Aragorn:Lets go to the pale lady's home. I'm sure Haldir would like to see me before we go at Helm's Deep and he dies for a pointless reason. Pip:OOOOOO...my head... Boromir:I told that would happen. OOC:Well that was fun.
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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04-26-2003, 04:59 PM
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The Evil One
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Eowyn: Where's Boromir?
Boromir: I'M HERE! ARE YOU BLIND? Eowyn: No! Legolos: Stop it! Hand off my girlfriend! OOC: Frimbrerthil, I'm sorry! Sane started it!
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04-26-2003, 05:06 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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OOC: That's okay. Merry(Sane's character) is off all alone with Gandalf! And that was my doing.
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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04-26-2003, 06:47 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Hi, can I join in? Which characters haven't been taken yet?
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