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The last sane person · 04-21-2003, 03:52 PM

OOC: you just had to do that!!! I take one day off and you guys stick me in bed with some Midget Elf! I will be revenged! This is no group of warriors, just pervy girls!!!

*Seth and Kalile were...uh, busy but Seth immediately comes to his senses and growls and pounces on Eowyn and Lalaith beating them soundly over the heads*

Seth: what the hell is this????? some freaky middle earth orgy??? *adressing Aragorn* And you! you poncey perv! You already have that she-elf to shag! get lost!!

*he slinks away to Arwen, Seth glares at Legolas and Gimli who immediatly head for the hills*

Eowyn: now why did you do that for? *gets smacked again*

Seth: we have got some major talking to do!!!

Kalile · 04-21-2003, 07:55 PM

Ooc:

I'm confused. Oh well! Let me help!

Ic: "Arrrgh!"Midge, for lack of anything better to do, chased the Fellowship all the way into the hills. When she comes back, she has emptied and refilled all the canteens she was carrying, and Seth's too. "Good. Now it's just water."

The last sane person · 04-21-2003, 08:11 PM

OOC: Uh, I dunt think that they put anything in our water. They made you have a crush on me and had me fall in love with you. In doing so they have totally messed this pathetic remnents of a plot into oblivion! This is soo not me! I do not have crushes or groping sessions with in my RPG'S, even though my character is male! it feels to weird!

Kalile · 04-21-2003, 10:14 PM

Ooc: I know, but it is the least embarassing explanation. i.e. we can save face(not to mention our rears) this way.

Or, we can force them to erase those posts and pretend it never happened. What do you think?

Lalaith · 04-22-2003, 05:31 AM

the company is lying on a hill sleeping. Suddenly they all wake up confused. Kalile looks around.
Kalile: Where are we?
Seth: I don't know.
Eowyn: Man, I had a weird dream.
Lalaith: Me too, Seth and Kalile were ...
Larien: .... making out.
Eowyn: I had that dream too.
Seth: I don't remember anything except that a group of orcs hunted us ...
Kalile: I think they knocked me down ....
Lalaith: What a weird day. First knocked down by orcs and then dreaming strange things ....

The last sane person · 04-22-2003, 12:18 PM

OOC: Brilliant Lalaith! good cover job! now, dont do that again!!

*while "fellowship" had awoken and was discussing their unusual dreams while Seth was chasing down their horses*

Seth:*panting* Got em!! Come on lets go! stop yer gabbering an' get a move!!!

Eowyn&Larien&Lalaith&Kalile: Coming! Dont be so rude!

Seth:*grumbling* yeah, yeah! get on with it! Theoden doesnt have all day!!

*they move off to help Theoden, the "girls" still chating about the dream*

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 04-22-2003, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lalaith
the company is lying on a hill sleeping. Suddenly they all wake up confused. Kalile looks around.
Kalile: Where are we?
Seth: I don't know.
Eowyn: Man, I had a weird dream.
Lalaith: Me too, Seth and Kalile were ...
Larien: .... making out.
Eowyn: I had that dream too.
Seth: I don't remember anything except that a group of orcs hunted us ...
Kalile: I think they knocked me down ....
Lalaith: What a weird day. First knocked down by orcs and then dreaming strange things ....

Eowyn: Thank goodness it was a dream!
Lalaith: I was starting to get worried.
Kalile: Why did we all dream the same thing?
Seth: Hmmmm,
Larien: That's, like, impossible.
Eowyn: No it isn't.
Seth: we just proved it is possible.
Larien: I know.
LalaithEowynSeth&Kalile: Why are you acting like you don't?
Larien: Stop picking on me!
Eowyn: we weren't. Come on, we gotta save Edoras, jesh, all this time wasted sleeping, geez... ... ...

Kalile · 04-22-2003, 08:44 PM

Ooc: majorly good recocovery.

Legoles · 04-22-2003, 09:16 PM

Ooc:Hi im Inhuriel
Inhuriel another elf *how do you feel now another girl

*
ran after the girls such as Kalile and Lalaith and said " I could not catch up with you. I thought you were gonners for sure...Oh and may I come with you?
(phisical discription: really tall, has a circlet of silver, hair is golden, pointy ears

, beautiful, rides a white horse[completly white with silver horseshoes and silver hooves] wears a tunic and leggings that blend in with her surroundings, dragons eyes[change color with her moods] and has pics of Ivy on her clothes)*sorry had to do that too he he he *

Kalile · 04-22-2003, 11:15 PM

"Inhuriel!" Kalile jumps up. "sister, I thought you were dead!"

Ooc: I'm the midget comic relief.

Lalaith · 04-23-2003, 01:02 PM

Lalaith: We found a new fellow. Hurray. But now stop wasting time. We shut get ourselves to Theoden. He nees us.

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 04-23-2003, 03:58 PM

Eowyn: Sorry to rush the welcome, but we just GOTTA save Edoras. Com'mon, Lalaith.
Lalaith: wait!
Eowyn: *Taps foot impatiently* How long should I?

Lalaith · 04-23-2003, 04:03 PM

Eowyn: What again.
Lalaith: I've lost my mirror. We have to go back and search it.
Eowyn: You can't be serious.
Lalaith: Really. I want it back.
Eowyn: I'll by you a new one if you want to.
Lalaith: But I loved my old one ...
Eowyn: Lalaith ....
Lalaith: Okay, okay .... lets move on

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 04-23-2003, 04:21 PM

Eowyn: Yay!
Seth: Would you really go back for a mirror?
Lalaith: Yes. it was special!

Lalaith · 04-23-2003, 04:24 PM

Seth: Why was it special?
Lalaith: A special person gave it to me.
Eowyn: Who? your mother back in Valinor?
Lalaith: *blushes*
Eowyn: Who else could that be?
Lalaith: *silently* when I left Legolas after we spent the night together .... he gave me this *blushes even more*

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 04-23-2003, 04:34 PM

Eowyn: Jeesh, Lalaith! He'll get you another one!
Lalaith: No he won't
Eowyn: why not?
Lalaith: Because, he'll hate me, he got it from Gandalf when he went on that great quest to destroy the ring.

Lalaith · 04-24-2003, 01:52 PM

Eowyn: You don't have to tell him. And now let's get on.
Lalaith starts crying.
Eowyn: Please, Lalaith. You will survive it.
Lalaith: Okay, lets get on. Hopefully we won't meet him the next few months. I couldn't look at his cute face.

The last sane person · 04-24-2003, 03:46 PM

Seth and the troop, now with yet another female, were searching for lalaiths stupid mirror.

Seth:*eyeing new recruit* Oh saints have mercy! by the time this thing is done we will have the whole god damn population of women in middle earth in theis quest!!

Lalaith: and do you have a problem with that?

Seth:*glaring* and if I do??

they were about to start something when the new girl intervined.

Inhuriel: hey enough of that!

Seth and Lalaiyth glare the she elf down

Inhuriel: er, never mind, carry on! oh, I found your mirror!1

Lalaith: YAYAYAY!!

Seth: never interfere with my quarrels unless you wish to lose a limb!! If you werent Kalile's sister..... *cut off by Eowny*

Eowyn:yes, yes! come on! lets get on to the battle!!

Seth and "girls" stalk off to theoden to join in battle.

OOC: Wait! we were at edoras you twits! keep with the pace!!!

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 04-24-2003, 05:47 PM

Eowyn: Yay, no more crying!
Lalaith: Hey!
Seth: Hay is for horses,
Eowyn: and also for cows,
Larien: You can't eat it.
Lalaith: *Grumbles* 'cause pigs don't know how... ... yeah, yeah yeah...

Legoles · 04-24-2003, 07:15 PM

Well Seth you should be happy that you are not all alone!! you would have been orc meat DAYS ago. anyway( launching into song) were off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz :snicker: and Theoden!! Oh and how is seth behaving Kalile?

Ooc:Seth and Kalile

how strange those two?

04-21-2003, 03:52 PM	#81
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: you just had to do that!!! I take one day off and you guys stick me in bed with some Midget Elf! I will be revenged! This is no group of warriors, just pervy girls!!! Seth and Kalile were...uh, busy but Seth immediately comes to his senses and growls and pounces on Eowyn and Lalaith beating them soundly over the heads Seth: what the hell is this????? some freaky middle earth orgy??? adressing Aragorn And you! you poncey perv! You already have that she-elf to shag! get lost!! he slinks away to Arwen, Seth glares at Legolas and Gimli who immediatly head for the hills Eowyn: now why did you do that for? gets smacked again Seth: we have got some major talking to do!!! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

04-21-2003, 07:55 PM	#82
Kalile The Potato sack... er elf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sailing between the stars is a white ship with silken sails... Posts: 1,382	Ooc: I'm confused. Oh well! Let me help! Ic: "Arrrgh!"Midge, for lack of anything better to do, chased the Fellowship all the way into the hills. When she comes back, she has emptied and refilled all the canteens she was carrying, and Seth's too. "Good. Now it's just water." __________________ To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go To right the unrightable wrong To love pure and chaste from afar To try when your arms are too weary To reach the unreachable star Last edited by Kalile : 04-21-2003 at 07:58 PM.

04-21-2003, 08:11 PM	#83
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Uh, I dunt think that they put anything in our water. They made you have a crush on me and had me fall in love with you. In doing so they have totally messed this pathetic remnents of a plot into oblivion! This is soo not me! I do not have crushes or groping sessions with in my RPG'S, even though my character is male! it feels to weird! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

04-21-2003, 10:14 PM	#84
Kalile The Potato sack... er elf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sailing between the stars is a white ship with silken sails... Posts: 1,382	Ooc: I know, but it is the least embarassing explanation. i.e. we can save face(not to mention our rears) this way. Or, we can force them to erase those posts and pretend it never happened. What do you think? __________________ To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go To right the unrightable wrong To love pure and chaste from afar To try when your arms are too weary To reach the unreachable star

04-22-2003, 05:31 AM	#85
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	the company is lying on a hill sleeping. Suddenly they all wake up confused. Kalile looks around. Kalile: Where are we? Seth: I don't know. Eowyn: Man, I had a weird dream. Lalaith: Me too, Seth and Kalile were ... Larien: .... making out. Eowyn: I had that dream too. Seth: I don't remember anything except that a group of orcs hunted us ... Kalile: I think they knocked me down .... Lalaith: What a weird day. First knocked down by orcs and then dreaming strange things .... __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

04-22-2003, 12:18 PM	#86
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Brilliant Lalaith! good cover job! now, dont do that again!! while "fellowship" had awoken and was discussing their unusual dreams while Seth was chasing down their horses Seth:panting Got em!! Come on lets go! stop yer gabbering an' get a move!!! Eowyn&Larien&Lalaith&Kalile: Coming! Dont be so rude! Seth:grumbling yeah, yeah! get on with it! Theoden doesnt have all day!! they move off to help Theoden, the "girls" still chating about the dream __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

04-22-2003, 08:44 PM	#88
Kalile The Potato sack... er elf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sailing between the stars is a white ship with silken sails... Posts: 1,382	Ooc: majorly good recocovery. __________________ To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go To right the unrightable wrong To love pure and chaste from afar To try when your arms are too weary To reach the unreachable star

04-22-2003, 09:16 PM	#89
Legoles Goddess of the evil smilies Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Somewhere where it's hot, and icky Posts: 1,587	hi Ooc:Hi im Inhuriel Inhuriel another elf how do you feel now another girl ran after the girls such as Kalile and Lalaith and said " I could not catch up with you. I thought you were gonners for sure...Oh and may I come with you? (phisical discription: really tall, has a circlet of silver, hair is golden, pointy ears , beautiful, rides a white horse[completly white with silver horseshoes and silver hooves] wears a tunic and leggings that blend in with her surroundings, dragons eyes[change color with her moods] and has pics of Ivy on her clothes)sorry had to do that too he he he Last edited by Legoles : 04-22-2003 at 09:20 PM.

04-22-2003, 11:15 PM	#90
Kalile The Potato sack... er elf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sailing between the stars is a white ship with silken sails... Posts: 1,382	"Inhuriel!" Kalile jumps up. "sister, I thought you were dead!" Ooc: I'm the midget comic relief. __________________ To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go To right the unrightable wrong To love pure and chaste from afar To try when your arms are too weary To reach the unreachable star

04-23-2003, 01:02 PM	#91
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Lalaith: We found a new fellow. Hurray. But now stop wasting time. We shut get ourselves to Theoden. He nees us. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

04-23-2003, 03:58 PM	#92
Eowyn, Lady of Rohan The Evil One Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: here, on the moot Posts: 804	Eowyn: Sorry to rush the welcome, but we just GOTTA save Edoras. Com'mon, Lalaith. Lalaith: wait! Eowyn: Taps foot impatiently How long should I? __________________ GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!

04-23-2003, 04:03 PM	#93
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Eowyn: What again. Lalaith: I've lost my mirror. We have to go back and search it. Eowyn: You can't be serious. Lalaith: Really. I want it back. Eowyn: I'll by you a new one if you want to. Lalaith: But I loved my old one ... Eowyn: Lalaith .... Lalaith: Okay, okay .... lets move on __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

04-23-2003, 04:21 PM	#94
Eowyn, Lady of Rohan The Evil One Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: here, on the moot Posts: 804	Eowyn: Yay! Seth: Would you really go back for a mirror? Lalaith: Yes. it was special! __________________ GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!

04-23-2003, 04:24 PM	#95
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Seth: Why was it special? Lalaith: A special person gave it to me. Eowyn: Who? your mother back in Valinor? Lalaith: blushes Eowyn: Who else could that be? Lalaith: silently when I left Legolas after we spent the night together .... he gave me this blushes even more __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

04-23-2003, 04:34 PM	#96
Eowyn, Lady of Rohan The Evil One Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: here, on the moot Posts: 804	Eowyn: Jeesh, Lalaith! He'll get you another one! Lalaith: No he won't Eowyn: why not? Lalaith: Because, he'll hate me, he got it from Gandalf when he went on that great quest to destroy the ring. __________________ GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!

04-24-2003, 01:52 PM	#97
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Eowyn: You don't have to tell him. And now let's get on. Lalaith starts crying. Eowyn: Please, Lalaith. You will survive it. Lalaith: Okay, lets get on. Hopefully we won't meet him the next few months. I couldn't look at his cute face. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

04-24-2003, 03:46 PM	#98
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Seth and the troop, now with yet another female, were searching for lalaiths stupid mirror. Seth:eyeing new recruit Oh saints have mercy! by the time this thing is done we will have the whole god damn population of women in middle earth in theis quest!! Lalaith: and do you have a problem with that? Seth:glaring and if I do?? they were about to start something when the new girl intervined. Inhuriel: hey enough of that! Seth and Lalaiyth glare the she elf down Inhuriel: er, never mind, carry on! oh, I found your mirror!1 Lalaith: YAYAYAY!! Seth: never interfere with my quarrels unless you wish to lose a limb!! If you werent Kalile's sister..... cut off by Eowny Eowyn:yes, yes! come on! lets get on to the battle!! Seth and "girls" stalk off to theoden to join in battle. OOC: Wait! we were at edoras you twits! keep with the pace!!! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

04-24-2003, 05:47 PM	#99
Eowyn, Lady of Rohan The Evil One Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: here, on the moot Posts: 804	Arguments and Insults Eowyn: Yay, no more crying! Lalaith: Hey! Seth: Hay is for horses, Eowyn: and also for cows, Larien: You can't eat it. Lalaith: Grumbles 'cause pigs don't know how... ... yeah, yeah yeah... __________________ GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!

04-24-2003, 07:15 PM	#100
Legoles Goddess of the evil smilies Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Somewhere where it's hot, and icky Posts: 1,587	Re: Arguments and Insults Well Seth you should be happy that you are not all alone!! you would have been orc meat DAYS ago. anyway( launching into song) were off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz :snicker: and Theoden!! Oh and how is seth behaving Kalile? Ooc:Seth and Kalile how strange those two? __________________ BTW PADFOOT LIVES! Last edited by Legoles : 04-24-2003 at 07:22 PM.

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