The Teacup Cafe

[Nurvingiel]

Welcome to the Teacup Café!

Is there some kind of hostile takeover in the Café?

I won't stand for it!

*builds a fort out of chairs and tables*

*hides valuables, prepares for battle...*



EDIT: Added a welcome and put the banner back up.

Part II here

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

the british socialist independent students communist party, or BSISCP, will not allow any hostile takeover of this cafe, we are the ruling government, and all insurgencies will be dealt with most severely, all other parties are banned, capitalism, fascism, and factionalism are all banned. having fun is banned, except when approved by the minister of silly walks 3 months in advance. i am your ruler, all hearken and obey

[Pytt]

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

Is there some kind of hostile takeover in the Café?

I won't stand for it!

*builds a fort out of chairs and tables*

*hides valuables, prepares for battle...*

May I come and join you, Nurv? There is something telling me Anduril and his fellows are going to eat my brain, and I can say I don' really like the idea. You know, I have this muffin-shooter-cannon. So we have some weapons. I'll see if I find it.

[Nurvingiel]

Hey! I'm not allowing you to covertly takeover the Café either Chrys!

You're not even a waiter or waitress here, so there's a few people ahead of you for potential Café leadership.

Also, this isn't really the place to talk about politics (side note: no one's political affiliation is banned), we already do that ad nauseum in the rest of this forum. (If you really want to go ahead though.)

[Andúril]

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

the british socialist independent students communist party, or BSISCP, will not allow any hostile takeover of this cafe, we are the ruling government, and all insurgencies will be dealt with most severely, all other parties are banned, capitalism, fascism, and factionalism are all banned. having fun is banned, except when approved by the minister of silly walks 3 months in advance. i am your ruler, all hearken and obey

None of this amuses me, child.

[Nurvingiel]

Originally Posted by Pytt

May I come and join you, Nurv? There is something telling me Anduril and his fellows are going to eat my brain, and I can say I don' really like the idea. You know, I have this muffin-shooter-cannon. So we have some weapons. I'll see if I find it.

I cross-posted with you there buddy. Sure, come on in!

I don't think we'll be letting Chrys in though, I'm suspicious about his motives now. I expect he wants to establish a communist regime with him at the head.

*lets Pytt into fort*

*hands plate of chocolate-chip cookies over fort wall to Anduril and Chrys*

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

darn! thought i could organise a nice revolution there

note last line: having fun is banned, except when approved by the minister of silly walks 3 months in advance

[Andúril]

Such items do not interest my minions, young one. Forts and muffin-shooting cannons are no use against helpless attraction and serated teeth.

[Pytt]

thanks Nurv. Well, it looks like we need some heavier stuff against that foul Anduril. Is he stainless, btw? if he is not, we could pour salt water on him, and maybe he will rust...

No, Chrys can stay out. I don't trust him. especially after that rebelliothing got out...

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

so nurvi, want to form a temporary coalition against anduril? socialist not communist?

<whistles innocently>

[Pytt]

Say no, Nurvi! I still don't trust him. There is something about the twinkling in his eyes, that tell me he iis not speaking the whole truth.

*try to pour some salt water on Anduril*

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

Originally Posted by Pytt

Say no, Nurvi! I still don't trust him. There is something about the twinkling in his eyes, that tell me he iis not speaking the whole truth.

*try to pour some salt water on Anduril*

SILENCE! UNDERLING

I mean, here, pytt, have a sweet, do you trust me now? < look at those innocent eyes

[Andúril]

I laugh out loud. The chasm shakes.

You try to pour salt water onto an immaterial being? Mindless entertainment is bad for my minions. Their manes stand up on end.

Look at their hooves. Cloppity-clop, cloppity-clop.

[Pytt]

hmm. What kind of sweet? oooh, such lovely eyes... No, must..stay..strong.. Oh whatever, I can do with some rebellion. Hand me the sweets first, Chrys. but quick, Nurvi is outside right now.

Ok, Anduril. maybe it wasn't the best idea. But I don't see what the hooves have to do with everything.

[Genealogy_dude]

I just want to say that your discussion has gotten boring for me because I have fgailed to follow along. But I will lurk and butt in at any random moment.

[Pytt]

Oh, HI! Do you want something to drink? maybe a scone, or a brownie? think maybe I have some muffins from the shooter yet. And don't bother with us, it's just Anduril grumbling about eating brains, though why I am not sure of. Maybe beacuse we're having a party.. Anyway, nice to see you here

[Genealogy_dude]

Thanks Pytt, I joined like, 2 pages back, and yes I would like that brownie thank you.

[Andúril]

Drew Barrymore is laughing in the shadows.

Listen to the hooves: Clippity-clop, clippity clop.

Never fear, for you are in luck--my minions have fed and are glowing.

[Pytt]

Well, isn't that good! So I can have my brain, at least until your minions are hungry again?

Ok, Genealogy dude I probably missed it.

[Andúril]

I hear clanging. In the chasm. Are they summoning me? Their flesh is tender and sweet.

Cloppity-clop.