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Old 01-15-2008, 09:44 PM   #1
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overheard between two Slytherins:

What's the difference between Neville Longbottom and one of his plants?
I dunno, what?
The plant might surprise you.

overheard between two Ravenclaws:

What's the difference between Professor Trelawney and her crystal ball?
I dunno, what?
The crystal ball's useful as a paperweight.
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