unmentioned series

I don't know if I'm even allowed to mention zis, for fear of it being "too... unrealiztic" or somezing like zat, but haz anyone ever read any Redwall bookz?
Ze firzt one waz strange, but after I read anozer one, I waz hooked. Alzough it cannot be compared to LotR, it iz more... conziztent zen Tolkien'z ztoriez are; there are already a lot of bookz, and more are being made...
Anywayz, just wondering why nobody haz mentioned zis seriez here yet.

MOUHAHA!... Sorry- I was overcome by an evil euphoria.
-Dilbert

Wouldn't that be, "zeriez"?

Yes, I love Redwall. These are some of the best books I've ever read, though not even close to Tolkien.

Nope, never read it.. isn't is about some rat or something?

These are the good guys: mice, squirrels, otters, moles, shrews, badgers, hares, hedgehogs, shrews, some cats, voles, most birds, etc.

The bad guys are: rats, weasels, foxes, ferrets, stoats, most cats, toads, snakes, swans, crows, big fish, etc.

Anyway, those are the basics. I've been reading these since 5th grade, and they're not really on my level anymore, but I'm a fan so I keep reading the new ones as they come out.

I read one of the books. I don't know, theyre too childish for my liking.

Yez, I notized too ze fact zat zey are nowhere near Tolkien. However, I alzo notized ze fact zat while zey are lizted az being in ze 8-12 age range on Amazon.com, I find zem above zat. Ze language izn't hard to me now, but I ztill like ze idea, don't know why. Pluz, ze language iz at leazt more challenging zen some ozer bookz zat I won't get into...
I'm reading Shakespeare now. I hope zat zat will crave my zirzt for zome challenging language...

Ummm, Niffiwan, Shakespeare does not have complicated language, only a variation of english which is quite simple to understand once you get the hang of it. 'Tis but a simple matter.

QUIET, you!
I'm trying to end zis zread in a good way, and you RUINED IT!!! Nooooo! My carier iz ended! I will become a helplezz Nomad walking ze ztreetz of Zome unknown country on anozer planet wiz no rezourzez and ze zun a black hole which iz juzt about to suck in ze planet and zen ze galaxy and zen ze universe and zen oh I don't even why I bother to zay zis because I know zat I probably won't be alive to hear of it anyway because I'll be in a freshly-dug underwater grave by ze time zat happens zo why DID I zay it I have no idea zo please don't azk me until it happenz zank you Oh right it won't happen I forgot all about zat oh well I guess I better spot writing zis sentence which iz becoming way too long yez I better do but I zink I'll juzt continue even zough zere'z no point in continuing a continuation of zis sentence oh god zis iz depressing it rained outzide today how was your weather was it good Glad to hear it oh what ze heck I'll stop now.
Any queztionz?

okay, so baisically you're saying you are miserable and you are pretty much dead. And you are depressed because you are talking so much. You have not confused me.

Zat'z not it at all.
Try again. >