02-26-2002, 05:43 AM | #41 |
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Oh...
Smaug the deaded dragon went down to join the fish and some lake men chefs then stewed him up and served him on a dish... |
02-28-2002, 10:25 PM | #42 |
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Oh!
Smaug the bony dragon, the fish devoured his skin! So now his coat of jewels adorns, a sunken skeleton!
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03-01-2002, 12:21 AM | #43 |
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Oh!
Smaug the misunderstood, He wasn't evil at all. He just wanted to get some sleep, Within his golden hall!
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03-02-2002, 03:52 PM | #44 |
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Oh
Smaug the old his fire so cold he cannot hold dimond or gold! |
03-06-2002, 03:41 PM | #45 |
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oih!
smaug the magic dragon was slain by What a great event in history!!
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03-06-2002, 04:18 PM | #46 |
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hhmmmm
not sure that i can agree with you on that one rainbow!!!
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03-06-2002, 06:41 PM | #47 |
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This has to be one of the funniest threads I've read on the 'moot! Well done all!!
(And please note the artful use of a dragon in my avatar)
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03-07-2002, 11:45 PM | #48 |
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That is a nice avatar, Pailan.
Smaug, the magic dragon Was in Pailan's avatar It sure boosted his self-esteem To be an Entmoot star!
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03-08-2002, 04:57 AM | #49 |
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Very good! You people are the best!
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Quote:
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03-08-2002, 04:53 PM | #51 |
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Smaug a stupid dragon
he was so cruel and mean until Brad shot him with an arrow and became a king! |
03-08-2002, 10:13 PM | #52 |
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Brad shot him? Brad Pitt?
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03-09-2002, 05:58 AM | #53 |
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I meant to Bard
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03-10-2002, 12:06 AM | #54 |
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LOL, I figured, but I had to say something.
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03-10-2002, 12:55 PM | #55 |
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ha ha ha... very funny!
Oh! Smaug a foolish dragon he was evil and cruel until one hobit stopped the calm and felt his fire...boom!
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03-10-2002, 01:02 PM | #56 |
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sorry...
I forgot to logout... I'm Elbereth Gilthoniel brother and I forgot to logout... well, every thing she(I) wrote is my. sorry again. |
03-23-2002, 12:55 AM | #57 |
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Hi. I Always thouht that smaug was an intresting character.
I think it would be kind of fun to guard a big heap of treasure.
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03-23-2002, 06:34 AM | #58 |
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welcome to the moot snoopy!(I have nothing to write on your post)
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04-21-2002, 02:34 PM | #59 |
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Oh!
Smaug the greedy dragon, had diamonds on his skin, on opened up and took away, his very life from him!
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