Smaug??? - Page 2

ragamuffin92 · 02-02-2002, 06:50 PM

He brought it back to Thorin
Then, later, all alone
He snuck back up the passageway,
And swiped the Arkenstone,
Oh--
Smaug, the magic dragon
Lived by the Lake
And froliced in his darksome cave
Like a mallard drake!

Smaug, the magic dragon
Lived by the Lake
And froliced in his darksome cave
Like a mallard drake!

(This is fun!!

)

FrodoFriend · 02-03-2002, 02:00 AM

LOL, nice avatar, ragamuffin!

Smaug, the magic dragon
Blew his dragon fuse
He flew out of that darksome cave
A menace on the loose!

Smaug, the fiery worm
Burned the secret door
He chased the dwarves inside the cave
Where they huddled on the floor!
Oh --
Smaug, the magic dragon
Lived by the Lake
And froliced in his darksome cave
Like a mallard drake!

Tolkien's probably rolling over in his grave . . .

ragamuffin92 · 02-03-2002, 09:51 AM

Peter, Paul, and Mary are probably P-Oed, too, FrodoFriend.

This song is turning out pretty GOOD! I'll try to come up with another verse later today, between church and the Super Bowl. Keep up the good work.

Agburanar · 02-04-2002, 10:38 AM

Smaug the magic dragon
He smashed the mountain down
Then flying off to ease his wrath
He started on lake Town

But Thorin and the Dwa-arves
And Bilbo Baggins too
They were not killed or buried deep,
That, of course, you kne-ew!

Smaug the magic dragon,
lived by the lake
and frolicked in his darksome cave
like a Mallard drake...

barrelrider110 · 02-04-2002, 03:42 PM

Shucks, never mind

FrodoFriend · 02-05-2002, 01:21 AM

Smaug, the magic dragon
Did not really die
His bones lie not beneath the Lake
For he's an immortal guy! (or dragon, whatever)
Oh--
Smaug the magic dragon,
lived by the lake
and frolicked in his darksome cave
like a Mallard drake...

Agburanar · 02-05-2002, 05:35 AM

Surely we just missed out loads!

The_Real_Legolas · 02-08-2002, 05:53 PM

hey this a cool picture of Smaug!!! JOKING HA HA

Bregalad · 02-16-2002, 10:58 PM

Smaug the Golden
Once cunning and sly
Pissed off the Dale folk
And was doomed to die.

Curled up in his cave
He grew greedy and vain
'Till Bard's black arrow
Split his heart in twain.

He was so beautiful
And so very cool
I wish he could live
Instead of rot in the pool.

But despite his beauty
He really was very mean
And we're all better off
Now his end we have seen.

Still I must sigh
And wish just this once
He'd been a little more careful
The dragon-headed dunce!

FrodoFriend · 02-17-2002, 03:18 AM

Hmm, nice poem, Bregalad. My monitor is randomly getting darker and lighter......or maybe it's just me.......

The_Real_Legolas · 02-17-2002, 08:24 PM

That is the best poem I have ver heard!!!

ragamuffin92 · 02-17-2002, 08:37 PM

Nice job on your poem.

Bregalad · 02-17-2002, 09:01 PM

I like the one ya'all did to the tune of puff better, but what can I say? It was late, I'd been on the computer all day long, and at that point any kind of silliness is bound to pop out of my head. Thanks for being kind about my drivel. I did like the rot in the pool bit, i tell ya, it was absolutely hysterical to me at 3 in the morning

, it makes Smaug sound a bit like an aging rock star.
But I gots to say, my fav line of puff parody is Frodofriend's "blew his dragon fuse" !

Twilight · 02-17-2002, 10:43 PM

The poem is rather good. I like the song better. It is hard to compete with anything to the tune of puff the magic dragon.

FrodoFriend · 02-17-2002, 11:40 PM

Smaug . . . what an unlikely inspiration for song and poetry.

Smaug the giant wyrm
Made little Bilbo squirm
Despite fear he'd be
A shish-kabob wee
Bravely the Hobbit stood firm!

Evenstar · 02-18-2002, 04:25 AM

U'know...this is a much better version of Puff the Magic Dragon....and a hella lot funnier as well!!! hehe

The_Real_Legolas · 02-21-2002, 09:29 PM

I love the poem and the song but this is about what happened to Smaug and the black arrow ONLY.

or make a song thread.

barrelrider110 · 02-22-2002, 09:57 AM

Do you think Smaug (sounds like smug) really believed Bilbo about his Achilles heel, er, missing scale? Tolkien's characters that were proud and full of themselves usually met a bad end.

FrodoFriend · 02-23-2002, 12:20 AM

Yeah, pride and possessiveness (of which Smaug had plenty) seem to be Tolkien's main beefs (or is it "beeves"?).

And Real_Legolas, all the thread title says is "Smaug???". And we are certainly talking about Smaug. What's wrong with answering questions in song form?

Smaug, the magic dragon
Sported a soft spot
On his shiny belly
And that's where he got shot!
Oh --

Wayfarer · 02-24-2002, 05:11 PM

Oh--
Smaug the foolish dragon,
splashed in the lake
punctured by an arrow,
but hey, those are the breaks!

02-02-2002, 06:50 PM	#21
ragamuffin92 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York State Posts: 309	He brought it back to Thorin Then, later, all alone He snuck back up the passageway, And swiped the Arkenstone, Oh-- Smaug, the magic dragon Lived by the Lake And froliced in his darksome cave Like a mallard drake! Smaug, the magic dragon Lived by the Lake And froliced in his darksome cave Like a mallard drake! (This is fun!! ) Last edited by ragamuffin92 : 02-17-2002 at 09:13 PM.

02-03-2002, 02:00 AM	#22
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	LOL, nice avatar, ragamuffin! Smaug, the magic dragon Blew his dragon fuse He flew out of that darksome cave A menace on the loose! Smaug, the fiery worm Burned the secret door He chased the dwarves inside the cave Where they huddled on the floor! Oh -- Smaug, the magic dragon Lived by the Lake And froliced in his darksome cave Like a mallard drake! Tolkien's probably rolling over in his grave . . . __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-03-2002, 09:51 AM	#23
ragamuffin92 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York State Posts: 309	Re: Tolkien's probably rolling over in his grave . . . Peter, Paul, and Mary are probably P-Oed, too, FrodoFriend. This song is turning out pretty GOOD! I'll try to come up with another verse later today, between church and the Super Bowl. Keep up the good work.

02-04-2002, 03:42 PM	#25
barrelrider110 Peer of the realm of Sanguine Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ Posts: 798	Shucks, never mind __________________ “"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling Last edited by barrelrider110 : 02-04-2002 at 03:45 PM.

02-05-2002, 01:21 AM	#26
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Smaug, the magic dragon Did not really die His bones lie not beneath the Lake For he's an immortal guy! (or dragon, whatever) Oh-- Smaug the magic dragon, lived by the lake and frolicked in his darksome cave like a Mallard drake... __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-04-2002, 10:38 AM	#24
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	Smaug the magic dragon He smashed the mountain down Then flying off to ease his wrath He started on lake Town But Thorin and the Dwa-arves And Bilbo Baggins too They were not killed or buried deep, That, of course, you kne-ew! Smaug the magic dragon, lived by the lake and frolicked in his darksome cave like a Mallard drake...

02-05-2002, 05:35 AM	#27
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	Surely we just missed out loads!

02-08-2002, 05:53 PM	#28
The_Real_Legolas Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 100	hey this a cool picture of Smaug!!! JOKING HA HA __________________ One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them One ring to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them ****************************** LEGOLAS ROCKS & so do I! GO ARCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

02-16-2002, 10:58 PM	#29
Bregalad Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KY Posts: 217	Smaug the Golden Once cunning and sly Pissed off the Dale folk And was doomed to die. Curled up in his cave He grew greedy and vain 'Till Bard's black arrow Split his heart in twain. He was so beautiful And so very cool I wish he could live Instead of rot in the pool. But despite his beauty He really was very mean And we're all better off Now his end we have seen. Still I must sigh And wish just this once He'd been a little more careful The dragon-headed dunce! __________________ "They have called me that ever since I said yes to an elder Ent before he had finished his question" -Quickbeam This post property of Entmoot.

02-17-2002, 03:18 AM	#30
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Hmm, nice poem, Bregalad. My monitor is randomly getting darker and lighter......or maybe it's just me....... __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-17-2002, 08:24 PM	#31
The_Real_Legolas Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 100	yes That is the best poem I have ver heard!!! __________________ One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them One ring to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them ****************************** LEGOLAS ROCKS & so do I! GO ARCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

02-17-2002, 08:37 PM	#32
ragamuffin92 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York State Posts: 309	Oh, Bregalad... Nice job on your poem.

02-17-2002, 09:01 PM	#33
Bregalad Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KY Posts: 217	I like the one ya'all did to the tune of puff better, but what can I say? It was late, I'd been on the computer all day long, and at that point any kind of silliness is bound to pop out of my head. Thanks for being kind about my drivel. I did like the rot in the pool bit, i tell ya, it was absolutely hysterical to me at 3 in the morning , it makes Smaug sound a bit like an aging rock star. But I gots to say, my fav line of puff parody is Frodofriend's "blew his dragon fuse" ! __________________ "They have called me that ever since I said yes to an elder Ent before he had finished his question" -Quickbeam This post property of Entmoot.

02-17-2002, 10:43 PM	#34
Twilight Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wilmore, KY Posts: 269	The poem is rather good. I like the song better. It is hard to compete with anything to the tune of puff the magic dragon. __________________ Sometimes I wonder how many monkeys with typewritters it would take to reproduce what I just wrote.

02-17-2002, 11:40 PM	#35
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Smaug . . . what an unlikely inspiration for song and poetry. Smaug the giant wyrm Made little Bilbo squirm Despite fear he'd be A shish-kabob wee Bravely the Hobbit stood firm! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-18-2002, 04:25 AM	#36
Evenstar Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Neverneverland Posts: 215	U'know...this is a much better version of Puff the Magic Dragon....and a hella lot funnier as well!!! hehe __________________ "Frodo, Mr Frodo," he called. "Don't leave me here alone. It's your Sam calling. Don't you go where I can't follow." FRODO LIVES !!!!

02-21-2002, 09:29 PM	#37
The_Real_Legolas Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 100	o I love the poem and the song but this is about what happened to Smaug and the black arrow ONLY. or make a song thread. __________________ One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them One ring to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them ****************************** LEGOLAS ROCKS & so do I! GO ARCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

02-22-2002, 09:57 AM	#38
barrelrider110 Peer of the realm of Sanguine Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ Posts: 798	Do you think Smaug (sounds like smug) really believed Bilbo about his Achilles heel, er, missing scale? Tolkien's characters that were proud and full of themselves usually met a bad end. __________________ “"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling

02-23-2002, 12:20 AM	#39
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Yeah, pride and possessiveness (of which Smaug had plenty) seem to be Tolkien's main beefs (or is it "beeves"?). And Real_Legolas, all the thread title says is "Smaug???". And we are certainly talking about Smaug. What's wrong with answering questions in song form? Smaug, the magic dragon Sported a soft spot On his shiny belly And that's where he got shot! Oh -- __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-24-2002, 05:11 PM	#40
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Oh-- Smaug the foolish dragon, splashed in the lake punctured by an arrow, but hey, those are the breaks! __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

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