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Wayfarer · 03-12-2002, 07:13 PM

WHo's going to be the Knight-that-gets-mutilated?

FrodoFriend · 03-12-2002, 07:33 PM

. . . You mean the Black Knight? Smaug.

Smaug: Come on and fight!
Bilbo: Your arm's off!
Smaug: 'Tis just a flesh wound!

Wayfarer · 03-12-2002, 07:36 PM

I pondered that... but I just can't see it.

The great goblin might be a better choice?

FrodoFriend · 03-12-2002, 07:43 PM

Hmm. I suppose that would work better. Gollum or one of the trolls could work too.

Wayfarer · 03-12-2002, 07:50 PM

Yeah...

Or wait... We could make them "The Trolls that say Ni!"

I don't know if it would work so well with gollum being a somewhat major character and all. Aw, heck. Yeah, gollum it is.

TinuvielChild · 03-12-2002, 08:43 PM

i just can't see gollum doing that...oh wait, never mind, yes i can

-all too well.

ok, this is random, but whenever i think of Bert, Tom, or William the trolls, i think of them as Bert, Tom, and Bill the Stoned Trolls

Wayfarer · 03-12-2002, 08:50 PM

I alwasy think Message Board Trolls... I see them hunched over big computers... and the light of the sun destroys them. ]: )

FrodoFriend · 03-12-2002, 08:50 PM

Dear Eru! Is everything in Middle Earth under the influence of a drug?

TinuvielChild · 03-12-2002, 09:02 PM

no, it was just cuz one of my friends once accidentally made that very mistake, calling them the stoned trolls instead of the stone trolls.

wow, wayfarer, that describes me sometimes!!

lol

Tanoliel · 03-12-2002, 09:47 PM

No...don't mutilate my precious gollum!

Heh....stoned trolls....actually, that describes me too (no, NOT being stoned, being hunched over a computer all the time)

The Castle Anthrax....are sure it's anthrax? Anyway, it's that scene with the freaky women in white...ya know, that spider lady thingummy. I haven't seen Holy Grail in a while...
"NI!"
-tano

FrodoFriend · 03-12-2002, 10:02 PM

Yes, it's Castle Anthrax.

Spider lady? Huh? Castle Anthrax is populated by virgins between the ages of 16 and 19. No spiders.

Tanoliel · 03-12-2002, 10:04 PM

No spiders? Wait...I am SO confused...this is ridiculous. I shall have to watch Holy Grail again...yargh.

Oh well. Yeah....scratch the spider lady thang...
-tano

Agburanar · 03-15-2002, 05:06 AM

Bilbo: "But father, I don't want to go to Lonely Mountain, I just want to sing..."

Gandalf: "Stop that at once! And don't call me father!"

How about the witch debate, what weighs the same as a duck?

03-12-2002, 07:13 PM	#61
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03-12-2002, 07:33 PM	#62
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	. . . You mean the Black Knight? Smaug. Smaug: Come on and fight! Bilbo: Your arm's off! Smaug: 'Tis just a flesh wound! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-12-2002, 07:36 PM	#63
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	I pondered that... but I just can't see it. The great goblin might be a better choice? __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

03-12-2002, 07:43 PM	#64
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Hmm. I suppose that would work better. Gollum or one of the trolls could work too. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-12-2002, 07:50 PM	#65
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Yeah... Or wait... We could make them "The Trolls that say Ni!" I don't know if it would work so well with gollum being a somewhat major character and all. Aw, heck. Yeah, gollum it is. __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

03-12-2002, 08:43 PM	#66
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	i just can't see gollum doing that...oh wait, never mind, yes i can -all too well. ok, this is random, but whenever i think of Bert, Tom, or William the trolls, i think of them as Bert, Tom, and Bill the Stoned Trolls __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

03-12-2002, 08:50 PM	#67
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	I alwasy think Message Board Trolls... I see them hunched over big computers... and the light of the sun destroys them. ]: ) __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

03-12-2002, 09:02 PM	#69
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	no, it was just cuz one of my friends once accidentally made that very mistake, calling them the stoned trolls instead of the stone trolls. wow, wayfarer, that describes me sometimes!! lol __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

03-12-2002, 09:47 PM	#70
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	No...don't mutilate my precious gollum! Heh....stoned trolls....actually, that describes me too (no, NOT being stoned, being hunched over a computer all the time) The Castle Anthrax....are sure it's anthrax? Anyway, it's that scene with the freaky women in white...ya know, that spider lady thingummy. I haven't seen Holy Grail in a while... "NI!" -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-12-2002, 10:02 PM	#71
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Yes, it's Castle Anthrax. Spider lady? Huh? Castle Anthrax is populated by virgins between the ages of 16 and 19. No spiders. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-12-2002, 10:04 PM	#72
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	No spiders? Wait...I am SO confused...this is ridiculous. I shall have to watch Holy Grail again...yargh. Oh well. Yeah....scratch the spider lady thang... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-15-2002, 05:06 AM	#73
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