There and . . . wait, I'm going WHERE?! - Page 3

Starr Polish · 02-05-2002, 11:23 PM

I think I have that

FrodoFriend · 02-06-2002, 01:23 AM

Hmmm, I think maybe I do too. It's awfully useful for homework. Photographic memory would be even better though. Oh well. That explains things.

Gerbil · 02-06-2002, 08:48 AM

I don't, I have the memory of a goldfish.
Apart from where girls are concerned

BTW hope you like my updated avatar

Agburanar · 02-06-2002, 10:08 AM

It's not that I can't remember what ahppened, I just loose my place without a bookmark!

Wayfarer · 02-06-2002, 04:37 PM

anybody else wanna post here? on the story, i mean.

FrodoFriend · 02-06-2002, 10:43 PM

Yeah, where's Rogue? My brain is burned out right now. Maybe tomorrow I'll post some more.

Tanoliel · 02-19-2002, 05:05 PM

As they walked out of McDoughnalds, night fell and was unable to pick herself back up again.
OB: Darkness. Drat. No one can see and admire me.
The party walked on and found themselves in a forest of communications towers and telephone poles. Sudeenly they heard voices.
Thror: SHhhh! We must sneak up on them quietly.
Dambi: Maybe they have food.
Bleeb: And drink!
Everyone else: SHHHH!
OB: Whoa, those things are UG-LY!
-tano

Rána Eressëa · 02-19-2002, 06:05 PM

(All the dwarves run towards the voices and lights when suddenly it all disappears.)

Orlando: You idiots! Why'd you do that?! I'm the beautiful dare-devil here!
Wayfarer: [coughs]youwishyouwere--[coughs]
Orlando: [looks off in the distance, sees bright lights] Aha! Here's my chance! [runs for the lights]
Wayfarer: [shaking his head sadly]
Thord: [bawls] We're all going to die of starvation!
Bambi: Food! Food! We need food!
Bleeb: I haven't eaten anything for THREE MINUTES!!!
Wayfarer: [silently muches on one of his Troll-sized Macs he brought from MacDoughnalds]
Orlando: [coming back] They disappeared! As if I'm really that horrible to look at! [sobs]
Wayfarer: [still munching on Troll-sized Mac]
Thord: We must go on, or we'll all perish here!

(They get up and walk a few feet. Suddenly all the dwarves are dropping to the ground like flies. Orlando is doing suicide-runs. Wayfarer just stares.)

Wayfarer: Alright! Fine! Have my other two Troll-sized Macs! [throws the extra two on the ground]
The Dwarves: [gasp!]

(All of dwarves jump up and run for them. Wayfarer dashes out of the way.)

Orlando: Where are the women? We need women!
Wayfarer: There are no women in this story.
Orlando: WHAT?! No women?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Wayfarer: No. I just don't copulate, like you obviously do too much.
Orlando: [looks confused] What...?
Wayfarer: Can we go on now?
Orlando: We might be here a while.
Wayfarer: Why?

(Orlando points at the dwarves fighting over the Troll-sized Macs.)

Wayfarer: Oh. Don't worry - I'll fix that...

(Wayfarer says a buncha weird words and holds his staff above his head. Suddenly wind is blowing all around and bright lights are flashing in the sky. A big puff of smoke engulfs them.)

Orlando: Hey! I can't see anything! AH! That means no one can see my beautiful face! [squeals]
Wayfarer: SILENCE!

(The smoke clears away to reveal...)

The_Real_Legolas · 02-21-2002, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
Me too! Perhaps hobbit blood flows in our veins?

no such thing

TinuvielChild · 03-10-2002, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Agburanar

I blow my nose in your general direction you son of a silly person!

you silly English k-nigggets! go away, or i shall taunt you a second time-a!

markedel · 03-11-2002, 06:53 PM

Heh heh monty python is the best-Ge thee to a shrubbery.

TinuvielChild · 03-11-2002, 11:41 PM

ok, having quoted monty python, i am going to quietly leave this thread, as i have a nasty habit of getting off topic and causing CBG to come after me with his super thread-closing powers...

Ararax · 03-11-2002, 11:47 PM

i know wtf with closeing threads well just pick it up some where else

Agburanar · 03-12-2002, 04:58 AM

So back to the story, can we do 'The Hobbit' in Monty Python style?

FrodoFriend · 03-12-2002, 02:49 PM

Thorin: Let us go to . . . Lonely Mountain!
Balin: Lonely Mountain!
Dori: Lonely Mountain!

Closeup on the Lonely Mountain. Dwarves are singing and can-canning all over the place.

Dwarves:
We're Dwarves of Lonely Mountain!
Our ale flows like a fountain!
We don't know how to count, and
Our beards grow from our snout-ends!

The Dwarves tap dance furiously. A lone Elf prisoner claps in the dungeon.

Dwarves:
We're Dwarves of Lonely Mountain!
We like dancin' and shoutin'
Then Thor'n he gets to poutin' -

Thorin: *in a deep voice* I hate this blasted scoutiiiiiiiin' . . . .

Thorin: On seconds thoughts, let's not go to the Lonely Mountain. It is a silly place.

. . . Clippety clop, clippety clop . . .

TinuvielChild · 03-12-2002, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
Thorin: On seconds thoughts, let's not go to the Lonely Mountain. It is a silly place.

. . . Clippety clop, clippety clop . . .

you stole my line!!!

We are the Orcs who say Ni!

or should it be the Elves who say Ni?

Nibs · 03-12-2002, 06:31 PM

Neither. The Ents.

TinuvielChild · 03-12-2002, 06:36 PM

'We are the Ents who say Ni!'...yeah, that works better.

Castle Anthrax scene: who and where?

FrodoFriend · 03-12-2002, 07:11 PM

Ent: We are the Ents who say "Ni!" And we demand . . . an Entwife!

Wayfarer · 03-12-2002, 07:12 PM

Castle anthrax? ]: )

02-05-2002, 11:23 PM	#41
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	I think I have that __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

02-06-2002, 01:23 AM	#42
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Hmmm, I think maybe I do too. It's awfully useful for homework. Photographic memory would be even better though. Oh well. That explains things. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-06-2002, 08:48 AM	#43
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	I don't, I have the memory of a goldfish. Apart from where girls are concerned BTW hope you like my updated avatar __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

02-06-2002, 04:37 PM	#45
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	anybody else wanna post here? on the story, i mean. __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

02-06-2002, 10:43 PM	#46
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Yeah, where's Rogue? My brain is burned out right now. Maybe tomorrow I'll post some more. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-06-2002, 10:08 AM	#44
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	It's not that I can't remember what ahppened, I just loose my place without a bookmark!

02-19-2002, 05:05 PM	#47
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	As they walked out of McDoughnalds, night fell and was unable to pick herself back up again. OB: Darkness. Drat. No one can see and admire me. The party walked on and found themselves in a forest of communications towers and telephone poles. Sudeenly they heard voices. Thror: SHhhh! We must sneak up on them quietly. Dambi: Maybe they have food. Bleeb: And drink! Everyone else: SHHHH! OB: Whoa, those things are UG-LY! -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

02-19-2002, 06:05 PM	#48
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	(All the dwarves run towards the voices and lights when suddenly it all disappears.) Orlando: You idiots! Why'd you do that?! I'm the beautiful dare-devil here! Wayfarer: [coughs]youwishyouwere--[coughs] Orlando: [looks off in the distance, sees bright lights] Aha! Here's my chance! [runs for the lights] Wayfarer: [shaking his head sadly] Thord: [bawls] We're all going to die of starvation! Bambi: Food! Food! We need food! Bleeb: I haven't eaten anything for THREE MINUTES!!! Wayfarer: [silently muches on one of his Troll-sized Macs he brought from MacDoughnalds] Orlando: [coming back] They disappeared! As if I'm really that horrible to look at! [sobs] Wayfarer: [still munching on Troll-sized Mac] Thord: We must go on, or we'll all perish here! (They get up and walk a few feet. Suddenly all the dwarves are dropping to the ground like flies. Orlando is doing suicide-runs. Wayfarer just stares.) Wayfarer: Alright! Fine! Have my other two Troll-sized Macs! [throws the extra two on the ground] The Dwarves: [gasp!] (All of dwarves jump up and run for them. Wayfarer dashes out of the way.) Orlando: Where are the women? We need women! Wayfarer: There are no women in this story. Orlando: WHAT?! No women?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! Wayfarer: No. I just don't copulate, like you obviously do too much. Orlando: [looks confused] What...? Wayfarer: Can we go on now? Orlando: We might be here a while. Wayfarer: Why? (Orlando points at the dwarves fighting over the Troll-sized Macs.) Wayfarer: Oh. Don't worry - I'll fix that... (Wayfarer says a buncha weird words and holds his staff above his head. Suddenly wind is blowing all around and bright lights are flashing in the sky. A big puff of smoke engulfs them.) Orlando: Hey! I can't see anything! AH! That means no one can see my beautiful face! [squeals] Wayfarer: SILENCE! (The smoke clears away to reveal...)

03-11-2002, 06:53 PM	#51
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	Heh heh monty python is the best-Ge thee to a shrubbery. __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

03-11-2002, 11:41 PM	#52
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	ok, having quoted monty python, i am going to quietly leave this thread, as i have a nasty habit of getting off topic and causing CBG to come after me with his super thread-closing powers... __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

03-11-2002, 11:47 PM	#53
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	i know wtf with closeing threads well just pick it up some where else __________________ Woah Deep

03-12-2002, 04:58 AM	#54
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	So back to the story, can we do 'The Hobbit' in Monty Python style? __________________ I would wish, were it to any avail, that the LORD OF THE RINGS FILMS had never been wrought. ROLLING STOCK, WE'RE ROLLING STOCK!!

03-12-2002, 02:49 PM	#55
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Thorin: Let us go to . . . Lonely Mountain! Balin: Lonely Mountain! Dori: Lonely Mountain! Closeup on the Lonely Mountain. Dwarves are singing and can-canning all over the place. Dwarves: We're Dwarves of Lonely Mountain! Our ale flows like a fountain! We don't know how to count, and Our beards grow from our snout-ends! The Dwarves tap dance furiously. A lone Elf prisoner claps in the dungeon. Dwarves: We're Dwarves of Lonely Mountain! We like dancin' and shoutin' Then Thor'n he gets to poutin' - Thorin: in a deep voice I hate this blasted scoutiiiiiiiin' . . . . Thorin: On seconds thoughts, let's not go to the Lonely Mountain. It is a silly place. . . . Clippety clop, clippety clop . . . __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-12-2002, 06:31 PM	#57
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Neither. The Ents. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

03-12-2002, 06:36 PM	#58
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	'We are the Ents who say Ni!'...yeah, that works better. Castle Anthrax scene: who and where? __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

03-12-2002, 07:11 PM	#59
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Ent: We are the Ents who say "Ni!" And we demand . . . an Entwife! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-12-2002, 07:12 PM	#60
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Castle anthrax? ]: ) __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned