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Old 02-26-2002, 05:43 AM   #41
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Oh...
Smaug the deaded dragon
went down to join the fish
and some lake men chefs then stewed him up
and served him on a dish...
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Old 02-28-2002, 10:25 PM   #42
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Oh!
Smaug the bony dragon,
the fish devoured his skin!
So now his coat of jewels adorns,
a sunken skeleton!
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Old 03-01-2002, 12:21 AM   #43
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Oh!
Smaug the misunderstood,
He wasn't evil at all.
He just wanted to get some sleep,
Within his golden hall!
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Old 03-02-2002, 03:52 PM   #44
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Oh
Smaug the old
his fire so cold
he cannot hold
dimond or gold!
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Old 03-06-2002, 03:41 PM   #45
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oih!
smaug the magic dragon
was slain by
What a great event in history!!
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Old 03-06-2002, 04:18 PM   #46
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hhmmmm
not sure that i can agree with you on that one rainbow!!!
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Old 03-06-2002, 06:41 PM   #47
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This has to be one of the funniest threads I've read on the 'moot! Well done all!!

(And please note the artful use of a dragon in my avatar)
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Old 03-07-2002, 11:45 PM   #48
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That is a nice avatar, Pailan.

Smaug, the magic dragon
Was in Pailan's avatar
It sure boosted his self-esteem
To be an Entmoot star!
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Old 03-08-2002, 04:57 AM   #49
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Very good! You people are the best!
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Old 03-08-2002, 11:07 AM   #50
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Quote:
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That is a nice avatar, Pailan.

Smaug, the magic dragon
Was in Pailan's avatar
It sure boosted his self-esteem
To be an Entmoot star!
Ah so nice to have such warm words on such a bright day. Thank you, very much!
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Old 03-08-2002, 04:53 PM   #51
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Smaug a stupid dragon
he was so cruel and mean
until Brad shot him with an arrow
and became a king!
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Old 03-08-2002, 10:13 PM   #52
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Brad shot him? Brad Pitt?
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Old 03-09-2002, 05:58 AM   #53
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I meant to Bard
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Old 03-10-2002, 12:06 AM   #54
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LOL, I figured, but I had to say something.
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Old 03-10-2002, 12:55 PM   #55
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ha ha ha... very funny!

Oh!
Smaug a foolish dragon
he was evil and cruel
until one hobit stopped the calm
and felt his fire...boom!
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Old 03-10-2002, 01:02 PM   #56
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sorry...
I forgot to logout...
I'm Elbereth Gilthoniel brother and I forgot to logout...
well, every thing she(I) wrote is my.
sorry again.
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Old 03-23-2002, 12:55 AM   #57
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Hi. I Always thouht that smaug was an intresting character.

I think it would be kind of fun to guard a big heap of treasure.
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Old 03-23-2002, 06:34 AM   #58
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welcome to the moot snoopy!(I have nothing to write on your post)
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Old 04-21-2002, 02:34 PM   #59
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Oh!
Smaug the greedy dragon,
had diamonds on his skin,
on opened up and took away,
his very life from him!
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