What is going on?? - Page 11

***Valandil*** · 04-01-2004, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*draws glinting, Elven sword... holds it aloft above her head... a flash of light fills the room*
Bring to me this Valandil, Evil incarnate, he who spoils Entmoot with his poison breath.

*a sudden burst of wind whips back her red hair... the sun shone bright in her forest green eyes*

Fine by ME, Elf-babe!

***Tessar*** · 04-01-2004, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*draws glinting, Elven sword... holds it aloft above her head... a flash of light fills the room*
Bring to me this Valandil, Evil incarnate, he who spoils Entmoot with his poison breath.

*a sudden burst of wind whips back her red hair... the sun shone bright in her forest green eyes*

*whisper* your fly is unzipped...

Lizra · 04-01-2004, 07:06 PM

I think this needs to be moved to the RPG forum!

Radagast The Brown · 04-01-2004, 07:07 PM

see? told you, free spam, Ruinel

*draws his... staff* Ha. You're doomed, Valandil. I have my staff.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 04-01-2004, 07:08 PM

I see the Fat One is on the board. Let the air out of him. Take a stick and beat his middle thin.

Do you hear me Fat MIddle. You Fat traitor. I know you're behind it all.

Nerdanel · 04-01-2004, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nerdanel
Next question:

Would it be too much work for SGH to be both president and admin?

OK, stupid question now that I read JD's answer better. An admin cannot represent the mooters to the admins. There went my idea.

Well, we're having a lot of fun, aren't we, fellow mooters?

***Valandil*** · 04-01-2004, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizra
I think this needs to be moved to the RPG forum!

Ooo... yeah!

*Valandil, using the stub of Narsil, holds off the wild Elf-babe and the rest of the army of sporcs and iders - and about everything else on Entmoot, with one hand, while casually reading the paper in front of him and eating an apple, which he holds in the other hand.*

Turning to the horde, he pauses between bites to say:

"Don't you think you'd better get a few more reinforcements if you really want to take me on?"

Last Child of Ungoliant · 04-01-2004, 07:09 PM

he is more than doomed,
my sister, who is shelob obviously,
has joined the affray,
we spiders destroy our enemies
by devouring them

Mercutio · 04-01-2004, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
That's it - to the gallows with you.

Hang him up high men. let this be a warning to any other traitors.

Valandil--lets sneak up behind JD and Jonathan, scare them with our intelligent and considerate talk, and then haul them off and hang them on the gallows meant for me!

I'm sure I can get D'Artaigna and his fellow musketeers to side with us. After all, they did want to protect the rightful leader, not the evil person who only wanted to steal power to make dirty rotten deals with New Jersey.

Radagast The Brown · 04-01-2004, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Last Child of Ungoliant
he is more than doomed,
my sister, who is shelob obviously,
has joined the affray,
we spiders destroy our enemies
by devouring them

Are you our poet?

jerseydevil · 04-01-2004, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Valandil
Ooo... yeah!

*Valandil, using the stub of Narsil, holds off the wild Elf-babe and the rest of the army of sporcs and iders - and about everything else on Entmoot, with one hand, while casually reading the paper in front of him and eating an apple, which he holds in the other hand.*

Turning to the horde, he pauses between bites to say:

"Don't you think you'd better get a few more reinforcements if you really want to take me on?"

Don't be so sure of yourself at all. The battle has only just begun.

brownjenkins · 04-01-2004, 07:14 PM

reinforcements have arrived!

arnor shall fall again!!

btw i like Nerdanel's solution

Quote:

Would it be too much work for SGH to be both president and admin?

Last Child of Ungoliant · 04-01-2004, 07:14 PM

it would seem that i have become
poet laureate for the free entmooters army

jerseydevil · 04-01-2004, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mercutio
Valandil--lets sneak up behind JD and Jonathan, scare them with our intelligent and considerate talk, and then haul them off and hang them on the gallows meant for me!

I'm sure I can get D'Artaigna and his fellow musketeers to side with us. After all, they did want to protect the rightful leader, not the evil person who only wanted to steal power to make dirty rotten deals with New Jersey.

You're dead - swinging in the breeze for your traitorous actions. No one can save you now.

Mercutio · 04-01-2004, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
You're dead - swinging in the breeze for your traitorous actions. No one can save you now.

If I'm dead, why am I driving up the Jersey Turnpike right now to capture and hang you?

***Valandil*** · 04-01-2004, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
Don't be so sure of yourself at all. The battle has only just begun.

That's OK!

Why am I smiling, you ask? Because I know something YOU don't know...

I am not left-handed!

*Valandil tosses apple and sword stub up into air, catching each with the opposite hand from which they came... then procedes to fight more vigorously with the sword stub now in his right hand.*

jerseydevil · 04-01-2004, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brownjenkins
btw i like Nerdanel's solution

No - because that is why she lost her admin status. In exchange for MY help - she has agreed to relinquish her presidency to jonathan. he will make a great president of entmoot and will represent the free peoples of entmoot.

***Valandil*** · 04-01-2004, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Last Child of Ungoliant
it would seem that i have become
poet laureate for the free entmooters army

*sigh*

But yours don't even rhyme!

How's this one:

Well I got to go,
but today's been cool!
If you bought this thread,
You're our April Fool!

jerseydevil · 04-01-2004, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mercutio
If I'm dead, why am I driving up the Jersey Turnpike right now to capture and hang you?

What exit do you have to get off at? And how do you know I'm at my house?

Radagast The Brown · 04-01-2004, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Valandil
*sigh*

But yours don't even rhyme!

How's this one:

Well I got to go,
but today's been cool!
If you bought this thread,
You're our April Fool!

Obviously.

04-01-2004, 07:06 PM	#3
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	I think this needs to be moved to the RPG forum! __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

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04-01-2004, 07:08 PM	#5
*Sister Golden Hair* Queen of Nargothrond Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Akron, Ohio - USA Posts: 7,121	I see the Fat One is on the board. Let the air out of him. Take a stick and beat his middle thin. Do you hear me Fat MIddle. You Fat traitor. I know you're behind it all. __________________ "Whither go you?" she said. "North away." he said: "to the swords, and the siege, and the walls of defence - that yet for a while in Beleriand rivers may run clean, leaves spring, and birds build their nests, ere Night comes." AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

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Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	he is more than doomed, my sister, who is shelob obviously, has joined the affray, we spiders destroy our enemies by devouring them

04-01-2004, 07:14 PM	#13
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	it would seem that i have become poet laureate for the free entmooters army