“High Elf” attacks automobile

[Alcuin]

Don’t know anywhere else to put this. Too good to pass up. Source: KATU, Portland, Oregon via BoingBoing

Woman’s car attacked by self-identified “high elf” battling evil
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The last thing the woman ... probably expected when she got up Tuesday morning was that she would be attacked by a sword-wielding elf.

But that’s what happened around 7 a.m. ...

A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car.

She called 911, reporting that “a pirate” was attacking her car.
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[The man] told officers that he wasn’t a pirate but a “high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth.”

He was a “high-elf” all right.

It was daylight, and he attacked first, so it must be either Dagor Aglareb or Nirnaeth Arnoediad.