Entmoot Mud Wrestling - Page 7

Lalaith · 05-20-2003, 09:40 AM

Congratulations Lin!

PS: Jon, thanks for mentioning me. Hahaha.

Cirdan · 05-20-2003, 10:09 AM

*spits out chunk of sod*

Victory is sweet!

Baby-K · 05-20-2003, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cirdan
*spits out chunk of sod*

Victory is sweet!

Ye should try revenge, washed down with a glass or two of red wine

***Jonathan*** · 05-20-2003, 02:42 PM

”The American jerseydevil and the Canadian gimli7410 wrestled like crazy in the mud pit. They tried to psych each other out by yelling things like “The Canadians play better hockey than you Americans!” and “Canada will soon be our 51st state!”.
The match seemed to be over when jerseydevil was informed that the Senators had won over the Devils. The overjoyed Senators fan gimli7410 laughed: “Hahaha! Sens won! Take that, JD!”.
But then, jerseydevil’s sadness changed into anger. With unforeseen strengh, jerseydevil threw gimli7410 on his back and kept the Canadian’s head under the mud. Unable to breathe, gimli7410 fell unconscious.
A weeping jerseydevil was proclaimed winner. Even though he had beat gimli7410, jerseydevil was deeply depressed by the Devils’ loss. And when gimli7410 woke up from his unconsciousness, we laughed and told his competitor that his victory was only a hollow one...”

jerseydevil · 05-20-2003, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan
Even though he had beat gimli7410, jerseydevil was deeply depressed by the Devils’ loss. And when gimli7410 woke up from his unconsciousness, we laughed and told his competitor that his victory was only a hollow one...”

Hey - at least I won.

And you probably just told Gimli that to make him feel better.

I would also like to add that the Devils haven't lost yet - they still can win any of the next two games. I am hoping that they win tomorrow - so that way I don't have to go through the 7th Game Stress that the Devils seem to always like to put me through.

gimli7410 · 05-20-2003, 03:06 PM

DAMN

jerseydevil · 05-20-2003, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gimli7410
DAMN

Hey - where are you - you're supposed to be in school.

And I got you and your brother's pics done.

Jonathan - like your Matrix-like avatar.

Radagast The Brown · 05-20-2003, 03:36 PM

HeeeHeeHeee....

I'm wrestling agaist GW. (I was surprised to be in the list..)

***Jonathan*** · 05-20-2003, 04:03 PM

”The mud wrestling match between Eruviel Greenleaf and LuthienTinuviel took place at a quite different location; on board Eruviel’s pirate ship. Eruviel wanted to have the advantage of wrestling at home ground, so she had kidnapped Luthien and had let her ship be lubricated with mud.
The battle was started. Luthien aggressively wrestled down Eruviel and gave her several boxes on the ears. Eruviel lay in the mud thinking that she had underestimated Luthien’s wrestling skills. It would take more than being on home ground to beat this experienced mud wrestler. Eruviel decided to try to threat Luthien: “Give up, or I’ll be forced to implement my Torture Device of Doom! You will be forced to watch episodes of Barney and Friends until the end of the world if you do not comply to my demand!”. Luthien immediately stopped hitting Eruviel, and looked at her with a terrified look. “You...you can’t be serious!”, Luthien said with tears in her eyes. Eruviel, seeing a chance of winning even more than just the match, yelled at Luthien: “Tell me the secrets of the universe, muhahah!”. But Luthien kept silent. “Now tell me! What are the secrets of the universe? I demand to know! I demand to...*glorp*”.
As Eruviel was screaming, Luthien had picked up some mud and now, she forced Eruviel to gorge herself on it. Eruviel choke on the mud while she was lifted by Luthien and thrown overboard and into the sea.
Luthien smiled and understood that she had won the match. She yelled to Eruviel, who was coughing in the water, “With more action and less talk, you probably would have beaten me”.
And with Eruviel’s pirate ship, Luthien sailed away into the sunset not to return until her next match...”

LuthienTinuviel · 05-20-2003, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan

And with Eruviel’s pirate ship, Luthien sailed away into the sunset not to return until her next match...”

but first, a shower!

*rereads match commentary*
oo i didn't know i was THAT agressive.

Bombadillo · 05-20-2003, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
HeeeHeeHeee.... I'm wrestling agaist GW. (I was surprised to be in the list..)

That should be a really good match. I can't wait till I fight.

gollum9630 · 05-20-2003, 06:59 PM

who could see that coming. i mean JD beating Gimli7410

Ruinel · 05-20-2003, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan
Wayfarer ..... He could see that his beard had grown after two weeks of neglecting his personal hygiene.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies...l_laughter.gif That was cold!!!!!

...... ahem... oops... I mean... http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/ot...s/newangel.gif
... uh... congrats Cirdan.

Also, congrats to Lin, JD and Luthien.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-20-2003, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
HeeeHeeHeee.... I'm wrestling agaist GW. (I was surprised to be in the list..)

Yeah, I noticed that too. I think we're the next male match...

Linaewen · 05-20-2003, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel

Also, congrats to Lin, JD and Luthien.

Thanks ever so. All in a day's work. Poor Eruviel Greenleaf- she lost on her birthday.

Sheeana · 05-21-2003, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan
?Both Linaewen and Sheena,
stood in the big mud arena.
Sheena laughed like a hyena,
while Lin drank an Orangina.

Sheena acted very polite,
and she invited Lin to fight.
So Lin begun fighting alright.
The competitors clashed all night.

Sheena said ?You wrestle quite good?.
Because Lin fought the best she could.
But Sheena easily withstood,
And she fought as tough as a hood.

Lin let out a loud battle cry.
A fire burned in her black eye.
Somebody in the crowd flew high.
It was Lin?s soul mate known as Lai.

The battle remained a fierce one.
The crowd thought it was very fun.
Sheena aka BoP was outdone.
It looked as if our Lin had won.?

Hee hee! I read this to the tune of Billercay Dickie by Ian Dury and the Blockheads.

http://e4u.consoleradar.com/crazy/1261.gif

Lalaith · 05-21-2003, 09:04 AM

Hurray, tomorrow will finally my turn, I guess. Not that I have spoken to Jonathan or anything.

Baby-K · 05-21-2003, 09:30 AM

I think it's rigged - all Jonathan's mates are winning.....

Ruinel · 05-21-2003, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baby-K
I think it's rigged - all Jonathan's mates are winning.....

But that would mean that JD would have lost, since he made the Jona-thong website.

I would also lose, if that theory holds true.

Linaewen · 05-21-2003, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baby-K
I think it's rigged - all Jonathan's mates are winning.....

That's not true.

Hey, Sheeana, what happened to the demand of a rematch? Now that the secret's leaked out...I guess I should verse someone of my own gender.

05-20-2003, 09:40 AM	#1
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Congratulations Lin! PS: Jon, thanks for mentioning me. Hahaha. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

05-20-2003, 10:09 AM	#2
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	spits out chunk of sod Victory is sweet! __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

05-20-2003, 02:42 PM	#4
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	jerseydevil vs. gimli7410 ”The American jerseydevil and the Canadian gimli7410 wrestled like crazy in the mud pit. They tried to psych each other out by yelling things like “The Canadians play better hockey than you Americans!” and “Canada will soon be our 51st state!”. The match seemed to be over when jerseydevil was informed that the Senators had won over the Devils. The overjoyed Senators fan gimli7410 laughed: “Hahaha! Sens won! Take that, JD!”. But then, jerseydevil’s sadness changed into anger. With unforeseen strengh, jerseydevil threw gimli7410 on his back and kept the Canadian’s head under the mud. Unable to breathe, gimli7410 fell unconscious. A weeping jerseydevil was proclaimed winner. Even though he had beat gimli7410, jerseydevil was deeply depressed by the Devils’ loss. And when gimli7410 woke up from his unconsciousness, we laughed and told his competitor that his victory was only a hollow one...” __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

05-20-2003, 03:06 PM	#6
gimli7410 the dumb stoner canuck Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: canada Posts: 2,542	DAMN __________________ -"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow. Last edited by gimli7410 : 05-20-2003 at 03:08 PM.

05-20-2003, 03:36 PM	#8
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	HeeeHeeHeee.... I'm wrestling agaist GW. (I was surprised to be in the list..) __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

05-20-2003, 04:03 PM	#9
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Eruviel Greenleaf vs. LuthienTinuviel ”The mud wrestling match between Eruviel Greenleaf and LuthienTinuviel took place at a quite different location; on board Eruviel’s pirate ship. Eruviel wanted to have the advantage of wrestling at home ground, so she had kidnapped Luthien and had let her ship be lubricated with mud. The battle was started. Luthien aggressively wrestled down Eruviel and gave her several boxes on the ears. Eruviel lay in the mud thinking that she had underestimated Luthien’s wrestling skills. It would take more than being on home ground to beat this experienced mud wrestler. Eruviel decided to try to threat Luthien: “Give up, or I’ll be forced to implement my Torture Device of Doom! You will be forced to watch episodes of Barney and Friends until the end of the world if you do not comply to my demand!”. Luthien immediately stopped hitting Eruviel, and looked at her with a terrified look. “You...you can’t be serious!”, Luthien said with tears in her eyes. Eruviel, seeing a chance of winning even more than just the match, yelled at Luthien: “Tell me the secrets of the universe, muhahah!”. But Luthien kept silent. “Now tell me! What are the secrets of the universe? I demand to know! I demand to...glorp”. As Eruviel was screaming, Luthien had picked up some mud and now, she forced Eruviel to gorge herself on it. Eruviel choke on the mud while she was lifted by Luthien and thrown overboard and into the sea. Luthien smiled and understood that she had won the match. She yelled to Eruviel, who was coughing in the water, “With more action and less talk, you probably would have beaten me”. And with Eruviel’s pirate ship, Luthien sailed away into the sunset not to return until her next match...” __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

05-20-2003, 06:59 PM	#12
gollum9630 Canadian Guy. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The true North Strong and Free Posts: 1,513	who could see that coming. i mean JD beating Gimli7410 __________________ "Canadians are so apathetic, but, what are you gonna do about it" -Glen Foster Wierd Harry Potter quotes the old nintendo duck hunt game Lemmings Swron Random Homer Simpson Quotes

05-21-2003, 09:04 AM	#17
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Hurray, tomorrow will finally my turn, I guess. Not that I have spoken to Jonathan or anything. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

05-21-2003, 09:30 AM	#18
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	I think it's rigged - all Jonathan's mates are winning..... __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement.

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