LOTR Lessons

It (either in exact words or very near it) is a signature of a friend of mine who posts (when he has the time) on the Middle Earth Vault Message Boards. On those forums he goes by Angloril. Maybe you heard it from him, or the two of you have the same mysterious source. His character when he has one is a Dragon.


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The only place I have seen that quote is on this board. I have spent quite a bit of time over the last couple of days going through old threads trying to find it, but haven't had any luck. To be quite honest, it is driving me batty that I can't track it down.

Ah, ok. No I have never met Angloril, but maybe we did see it in the same place. *shrugs* I've been racking my brain trying to remember where I saw it, but I am fairly sure is wasn't MEVault. And no luck trying to remember where it *was*, either. Bummer. Now I feel like a gold plated idiot for not being able to. Sorry.

Maybe you met him somewhere else under a different name. Or maybe not. I'll ask Angloril about where he heard it.

Ok. How does one get to MEVault, anyway? I'm sure that's a silly question, but it sounds like a good site.

Don't provoke a King. He will curse you.

Even Dwarves can't resist blondes.

Beware of women dressed as men. They can be fatal.

Sauron needs bifocals.

Treasure is a good way to destroy Orc discipline.

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Thanks!!

You're welcome

A couple more rules are-

Do not take magic orbs that don't belong to you.

Never make an Ent angry.

I've got another rule: Do not open your big mouth in secret councils, you'll regret it for sure.

"The road goes ever on and on down from the door where it began."