Join the Jedi

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Typical Jedi, sure know how to hold a grudge. They're always running away when people they had an argument with a long time ago come along and briefly seize power for the benefit of the common man. Just like the bourgeoisie.

Typical Sith talk. Always blaming the Jedi.
And yet I'm supporting him in the '08 Moot elections. Oh, the irony!

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Meriadoc Brandybuck

Typical Sith talk. Always blaming the Jedi.
And yet I'm supporting him in the '08 Moot elections. Oh, the irony!

Well, I'm glad to see I still have a few loyal followers.

[ayra]

Ahem! Where are the Jedi? We don't need to learn how to becaome a Sith, we are born knowing how, thank you.
We need to send out a homing signal for all Jedi who have been missing.

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by ayra

Ahem! Where are the Jedi? We don't need to learn how to becaome a Sith, we are born knowing how, thank you.
We need to send out a homing signal for all Jedi who have been missing.

Hah! Then why go through the trouble of learning Jedi things? Take it easy, if you already know how to live, just live!

[rohirrim TR]

Originally Posted by ayra

Ahem! Where are the Jedi? We don't need to learn how to becaome a Sith, we are born knowing how, thank you.
We need to send out a homing signal for all Jedi who have been missing.

So I was born this way?? Then why did I have to choose the sith and kill my master (although I'm not sure he's dead, lava doesn't really kill people you know so he might be alive). Oh well I guess he died for nothing then. thats kind of rough.

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

So I was born this way?? Then why did I have to choose the sith and kill my master (although I'm not sure he's dead, lava doesn't really kill people you know so he might be alive). Oh well I guess he died for nothing then. thats kind of rough.

Oh well. One less person to kill later, I guess. Pity, though.

[ayra]

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

So I was born this way?? Then why did I have to choose the sith and kill my master (although I'm not sure he's dead, lava doesn't really kill people you know so he might be alive). Oh well I guess he died for nothing then. thats kind of rough.

You choose the path you walk. You do not have to act the way you choose, though you may find you were walking another path.

You can't just live and let live. You have too take part in what you are doing and living in. Like your community, or your home. You have things to take care of and things to do. Like you have to take care of pets or rooms. You have to help others do their things, like elderly people and their yards or homes.

It depends on what world you are on.

[rohirrim TR]

Originally Posted by ayra

You choose the path you walk. You do not have to act the way you choose, though you may find you were walking another path.

You can't just live and let live. You have too take part in what you are doing and living in. Like your community, or your home. You have things to take care of and things to do. Like you have to take care of pets or rooms. You have to help others do their things, like elderly people and their yards or homes.

It depends on what world you are on.

O....K

well in that case I guess being born on Mustafar and raised on Dathomir could be a problem.

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

O....K

well in that case I guess being born on Mustafar and raised on Dathomir could be a problem.

And I spent almost four hundred years in the slave pits of Upsilon Andromedae before moving to this Galaxy. Excruciating whip lashes do not make one a happy camper.

[Acalewia]

That explains a lot

[rohirrim TR]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

And I spent almost four hundred years in the slave pits of Upsilon Andromedae before moving to this Galaxy. Excruciating whip lashes do not make one a happy camper.

oh thats nothing, try BEING the whip.

[ayra]

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

oh thats nothing, try BEING the whip.

Aw, ALL the Sith are whips. They make their "employees", ie slaves, do the work for them. So, if you're a Sith, you're a whip. Period, statement, end of disscusion.

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by ayra

Aw, ALL the Sith are whips. They make their "employees", ie slaves, do the work for them. So, if you're a Sith, you're a whip. Period, statement, end of disscusion.

Why, thank you, Comrade!
Do you wish to work for my company? We have exemplary housing...

*eats piece of prison ration* *long pause*
Mmm! This is exquisite! I had no idea something could be so delectable! My compliments to the chef!
*he actually enjoys it, while a guard takes a taste and dies instantly*

[ayra]

I will NOT work for the Sith. Besides, I have better things to do. Like fight you!

Yuck, I don't see why you like that stuff. That, umm, *clears throute* food.

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by ayra

I will NOT work for the Sith. Besides, I have better things to do. Like fight you!

Yuck, I don't see why you like that stuff. That, umm, *clears throute* food.

You don't know what you're missing! *grabs her plate*

Want some? *offers it to a stormtrooper, who recoils*

Suit yourself! *munches eagerly*

[ayra]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

You don't know what you're missing! *grabs her plate*

Want some? *offers it to a stormtrooper, who recoils*

Suit yourself! *munches eagerly*

Oh bother. *mutters quietly to myself* I always knew Sith were crazy.

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by ayra

Oh bother. *mutters quietly to myself* I always knew Sith were crazy.

*Thinks to self...* What I wouldn't give to be crazier than I am now.

[me9996]

Hmm... Crazy dark jedi and stormtroopers hanging around... Stormtroopers?

Me: Hey exuse me, Mr. Stormtrooper?

Stormtrooper: Yeah?

Me: How would you like a nap?

Stormtrooper: What do you mean by tha-

*I wave my hand and the Stormtrooper goes limp*

Me(To other stormtroopers): Hey! This guy fainted!

*I walk past while the other sentrys are trying to figure out what happened to their comrade*

It's amazeing what one can do with force-induced sleep if one is creative

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by me9996

Hmm... Crazy dark jedi and stormtroopers hanging around... Stormtroopers?

Me: Hey exuse me, Mr. Stormtrooper?

Stormtrooper: Yeah?

Me: How would you like a nap?

Stormtrooper: What do you mean by tha-

*I wave my hand and the Stormtrooper goes limp*

Me(To other stormtroopers): Hey! This guy fainted!

*I walk past while the other sentrys are trying to figure out what happened to their comrade*

It's amazeing what one can do with force-induced sleep if one is creative

*sneaks up behind Me9996 and casually places a finger on each side of his upper clavicle* *Me9996 goes limp*

It's amazing what one can do with a nerve pinch if one is stealthy.

[ayra]

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

*sneaks up behind Me9996 and casually places a finger on each side of his upper clavicle* *Me9996 goes limp*

It's amazing what one can do with a nerve pinch if one is stealthy.

*Sneaks up on TB* *Very casually uses The Force and knocks him out.*

It's amazing what you can do to a Sith and they not notice you. Especially since they want to be crazier than they are now.