Join the Dark Side

Elanor · 09-03-2005, 01:07 AM

Do you want to be feared?

Do you want power? Want to avoid death? Want to get away from your dull, boring existence?

Then we have the place for you!

Join the Dark Side and you never have to listen to that phony old Jedi Master again.

Requirements: Must be tall (or at least intimidating), angry, and have bad social skills. Preferred if strange scarring exists, including (but not limited to): inability to breathe properly, black/red tatoos on face, mechanical limbs, distorted face, lack of human body. Must first be apprentice. Only two there are. Sorry.

Priveleges: Unlimited opportunity for torture, murder, and lame speeches. You don't have to control your feelings-- let it all out. No limitations on personal relationships, and you can reshape the political structure around you without the tiresome bother of elections or persuasion. Also, you can wear as much black as you want, and if you're impressive enough you can have interesting headgear as well.

You also get the coolest lightsabers!

So join the Dark Side today. It is your destiny.

Curubethion · 09-03-2005, 12:59 PM

That's pretty funny.
(Oh no...I feel Vader's force-choke...arggh!!

)

Finrod Felagund · 09-03-2005, 04:07 PM

Only if I get a doublebladed saber.

me9996 · 09-04-2005, 04:44 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

...it's funny!

durinsbane2244 · 09-04-2005, 09:09 PM

NO, I SHALL NOT GIVE IN TO THE TEMPTATION, [dramatic/inspiring music begins], for as there is evil, so must there be good, to battle evil and keep it in check, for you see, it is but a simple world we live in, and always must the eternal struggle go on. In that struggle, if we must lose, or win, always shall we-wait. . .would i get that lightning stuff?[few seconds of muttered conversation] SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!

Curubethion · 09-05-2005, 05:49 PM

You're a Yankee fan...why wouldn't you join the Evil Empire?

durinsbane2244 · 09-05-2005, 08:30 PM

ooooh, that was a low-blow!

Curubethion · 09-06-2005, 08:15 PM

If you liked that, check out the SW vs. Titanic thread!

Elanor · 09-06-2005, 10:44 PM

Candidates Curubethion, Finrod Felagund, me9996, and durinsbane2244:

For your first instructions in the ways of the Dark Side, you must tell me the secret password: the name of the Sith who knew how to cheat death. Do not contact anyone about this, and do not let anyone wearing dorky white bathrobes know where you're going.

rohirrim TR · 09-06-2005, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elanor

Candidates Curubethion, Finrod Felagund, me9996, and durinsbane2244:

For your first instructions in the ways of the Dark Side, you must tell me the secret password: the name of the Sith who knew how to cheat death. Do not contact anyone about this, and do not let anyone wearing dorky white bathrobes know where you're going.

i know the answer can i be a sith dude with a ruby colored blade of plasma

me9996 · 09-07-2005, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elanor

Candidates Curubethion, Finrod Felagund, me9996, and durinsbane2244:

For your first instructions in the ways of the Dark Side, you must tell me the secret password: the name of the Sith who knew how to cheat death. Do not contact anyone about this, and do not let anyone wearing dorky white bathrobes know where you're going.

Anikin skywalker/ darth vader?

Billy Bones · 09-08-2005, 12:06 PM

I billy bones am the evil person who ever walked this earth. I have powr, I have the people cowering before me and ...... I have my own theme tune

rohirrim TR · 09-08-2005, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy Bones

I billy bones am the evil person who ever walked this earth. I have powr, I have the people cowering before me and ...... I have my own theme tune

but have you dueled capt jack sparrow and lived? or were you already dead and therefore couldn't die? are you confused yet?

hectorberlioz · 09-08-2005, 08:49 PM

Wow! This is exactly what I've always wanted!

...except I'm the President. Are presidents allowed to be evil?

Elanor, I admit, I didn't think you had it in you...but now, wowie!

Billy Bones, I like how you spell powr...there's a certain purr to it, isnt there?

Elanor · 09-08-2005, 10:35 PM

I have yet to hear the answer to my question so none of you can join the dark side yet. Also, I want to hear your qualifications. Just how evil are you? How intimidating? Please describe any strange scarring (as mentioned above), bad breath, bad hair, scary clothing you currently possess, lack of humanity, etc. Theme tunes can be very useful, Billy Bones, but is it really intimidating (see Darth Vader's theme song below for reference)?

Oh, and just so you know, I'm not actually a Sith Lord myself. I just do screening interviews for the current Sith Master. So if you qualify, I may give him your name and he'll carry out further testing to determine if you can become his apprentice.

trolls' bane · 09-08-2005, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

Anikin skywalker/ darth vader?

Oh my god! I can't beleive you don't know!

I just got to check quickly. I have that in this filing cabinet here...

rohirrim TR · 09-08-2005, 10:47 PM

darth plagous is the answer
as for being evil i can go mwa mwa mwa very evvily especially when i'm choking my wife with the force(just kidding about the wife part

) I also make some mean chile that will make you wish you had been choked by the force if you have a weak stomach

trolls' bane · 09-08-2005, 10:51 PM

Well, congratulations, rohirrimTR, because I can't seem to find it...

Elanor · 09-08-2005, 10:52 PM

Oh, and presidents are certainly allowed to be evil, if supreme chancellors are...

And for those of you who are only in it for the lightsaber, the truth is --- you have to make your own. But the Sith Lord will help you, and you can do pretty much any design you want.

trolls' bane · 09-08-2005, 10:58 PM

I'm in it so I could throw my lightsaber away!

I just mercilessly zap anyone who dares to try and lay a finger on a book of mine! (clutches book closer)
My preciousssss... (as you can see, I am also member of the Underweight Pale Creature Organization, and Fish-Addicts Anonymous, but what you don't know is that I am also a member of the Redneck Yatch Club.)

09-03-2005, 01:07 AM	#1
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	Join the Dark Side Do you want to be feared? Do you want power? Want to avoid death? Want to get away from your dull, boring existence? Then we have the place for you! Join the Dark Side and you never have to listen to that phony old Jedi Master again. Requirements: Must be tall (or at least intimidating), angry, and have bad social skills. Preferred if strange scarring exists, including (but not limited to): inability to breathe properly, black/red tatoos on face, mechanical limbs, distorted face, lack of human body. Must first be apprentice. Only two there are. Sorry. Priveleges: Unlimited opportunity for torture, murder, and lame speeches. You don't have to control your feelings-- let it all out. No limitations on personal relationships, and you can reshape the political structure around you without the tiresome bother of elections or persuasion. Also, you can wear as much black as you want, and if you're impressive enough you can have interesting headgear as well. You also get the coolest lightsabers! So join the Dark Side today. It is your destiny. __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

09-03-2005, 12:59 PM	#2
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	That's pretty funny. (Oh no...I feel Vader's force-choke...arggh!! ) __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-03-2005, 04:07 PM	#3
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	Only if I get a doublebladed saber. __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!"

09-04-2005, 09:09 PM	#5
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	NO, I SHALL NOT GIVE IN TO THE TEMPTATION, [dramatic/inspiring music begins], for as there is evil, so must there be good, to battle evil and keep it in check, for you see, it is but a simple world we live in, and always must the eternal struggle go on. In that struggle, if we must lose, or win, always shall we-wait. . .would i get that lightning stuff?[few seconds of muttered conversation] SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

09-05-2005, 05:49 PM	#6
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	You're a Yankee fan...why wouldn't you join the Evil Empire? __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-05-2005, 08:30 PM	#7
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	ooooh, that was a low-blow! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

09-06-2005, 08:15 PM	#8
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	If you liked that, check out the SW vs. Titanic thread! __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-06-2005, 10:44 PM	#9
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	Candidates Curubethion, Finrod Felagund, me9996, and durinsbane2244: For your first instructions in the ways of the Dark Side, you must tell me the secret password: the name of the Sith who knew how to cheat death. Do not contact anyone about this, and do not let anyone wearing dorky white bathrobes know where you're going. __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

09-08-2005, 12:06 PM	#12
Billy Bones Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Skull rock Posts: 24	I am the most evil I billy bones am the evil person who ever walked this earth. I have powr, I have the people cowering before me and ...... I have my own theme tune __________________ dont do it behind the garden gate cus love is blind but the neighbour aint

09-08-2005, 08:49 PM	#14
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Wow! This is exactly what I've always wanted!...except I'm the President. Are presidents allowed to be evil? Elanor, I admit, I didn't think you had it in you...but now, wowie! Billy Bones, I like how you spell powr...there's a certain purr to it, isnt there? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

09-08-2005, 10:35 PM	#15
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	I have yet to hear the answer to my question so none of you can join the dark side yet. Also, I want to hear your qualifications. Just how evil are you? How intimidating? Please describe any strange scarring (as mentioned above), bad breath, bad hair, scary clothing you currently possess, lack of humanity, etc. Theme tunes can be very useful, Billy Bones, but is it really intimidating (see Darth Vader's theme song below for reference)? Oh, and just so you know, I'm not actually a Sith Lord myself. I just do screening interviews for the current Sith Master. So if you qualify, I may give him your name and he'll carry out further testing to determine if you can become his apprentice. __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes Last edited by Elanor : 09-08-2005 at 10:40 PM.

09-08-2005, 10:51 PM	#18
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Well, congratulations, rohirrimTR, because I can't seem to find it... __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-08-2005, 10:52 PM	#19
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	Oh, and presidents are certainly allowed to be evil, if supreme chancellors are... And for those of you who are only in it for the lightsaber, the truth is --- you have to make your own. But the Sith Lord will help you, and you can do pretty much any design you want. __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

09-08-2005, 10:58 PM	#20
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	I'm in it so I could throw my lightsaber away! I just mercilessly zap anyone who dares to try and lay a finger on a book of mine! (clutches book closer) My preciousssss... (as you can see, I am also member of the Underweight Pale Creature Organization, and Fish-Addicts Anonymous, but what you don't know is that I am also a member of the Redneck Yatch Club.) __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

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