Official Entmoot Coconuts and Amazons Thread

Gwaimir Windgem · 04-03-2003, 11:31 PM

-puff puff- Sorry for taking so long [IanMckellan]I was delayed.[/IanMckellan]

Anyway, carried over from a rather off-topic discussion in the Iraq Thread, this is the One, the Only, Thread for Coconuts and Amazons! Enjoy!

Starr Polish · 04-03-2003, 11:37 PM

Jeeze..I should have never made that comment. LoL...

P.S. Your pm box is full AGAIN!

Gwaimir Windgem · 04-03-2003, 11:51 PM

Yech, silly PM limit!

Will clear out some more.

Coney · 04-04-2003, 12:00 AM

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are standing all in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head,
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said.
I've got as lovely bunch of coconuts,
There they are standing all in a row.
There stands my wife
The idol of my life
Shouting "Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch."
Singing "Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch."
Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch."
Roll-a-bowl-a-ball,
Roll-a-bowl-a-ball,
Singing "Roll-a-bowl-a-ball,
A penny a pitch."

Had to be done

Gwaimir Windgem · 04-04-2003, 01:01 AM

Okay, just finished grabbing together all the Coconuts and Amazons:

Rian

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Originally posted by wahine
Thus, I brought out the PINK leopard print hat.

but what enquiring minds want to know is .... where are the coconuts?

sorry, couldn’t resist!

wahine

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*takes off coconut shells*

I'll share mine Rian!

Rian

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Thanks! *runs off to get her grass skirt*

Coney

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Are you two ladies trying to give me a heartattack

*takes bloodpressure pill*

wahine

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*can't find skirt, will make a very risque one out of a Lai*

*devilish grin at Coney*

Rian

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by wahine
I'll share mine Rian!

Now does this mean we each end up with one, or do you have an extra set? (this could be interesting...)

wahine

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We could be Amazonian Mama's...

Nothing covering our bust...and grass skirts...tho' mines a lai.

Coney

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*THUD*

Rian

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Well, this mama's gotta go serve dinner - you'll have to revive Coney all by yourself, wahine!

bye!

Gwai

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And I thought I was a spammer.

Starr

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Originally posted by wahine
We could be Amazonian Mama's...

Nothing covering our bust...and grass skirts...tho' mines a lai.

One half of our bust cut off to make it easier to use a bow.

Ouch.

Coney

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That's a lot of spare half-coconut shells

Gwai

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-envisions "The Official Entmoot Coconuts and Amazons thread"-

Coney

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Y'know that has possibilities

*wonders if his heart will keep up with it *

*will try his best *

Gwai

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Thanks, I thought so too.

Hope so. Would be a shame if Thumper stopped thumping.

Good for you!

Starr

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"Dad, what's a rack?"

"It's a country!"

Sorry, couldn't help it.

Coney

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JD--I think we should keep talking about coconuts, and non-existant coconuts...

MUCH more interesting.

Yup, ya know where ya are (or wanna be) with a couple of empty coconut shells

And there we have it. Jump in, ladies (and rabbits)!

P. S. It was, sadly, necessary to remove the emoticons, so they do not appear in this edition.

***Rían*** · 04-04-2003, 02:05 AM

heehee - thanks, Gwai! I also posted something on the women's thread re coconuts and underwire bras, so take your pick, people!

I've never worn one of those coconut thingies - are they real coconuts, wahine?

Insidious Rex · 04-04-2003, 02:41 AM

so are coconuts easy to get off with one hand? just wondering.... no special reason....

Baby-K · 04-04-2003, 03:02 AM

I can see why men like coconuts - so nice & firm on the outside, with yummie juice on the inside & once you get the 'shell' off the flesh is so soft & creamy............

Baby-K · 04-04-2003, 08:22 AM

'been thinking of this - maybe Coconut Ent knows something the rest of you don't

Coney · 04-04-2003, 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
I can see why men like coconuts - so nice & firm on the outside, with yummie juice on the inside & once you get the 'shell' off the flesh is so soft & creamy............

Most men are coconuts!

Hard and hairy on the outside.........but full of smooth creamy sweetness on the inside, if ya can crack their shell

Baby-K · 04-04-2003, 08:36 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
Most men are coconuts!

Hard and hairy on the outside.........but full of smooth creamy sweetness on the inside, if ya can crack their shell

Most men are nuts. Punt, stop

And hun - ye don't have to crack a shell to get to the creamy bits *ahem*

Coney · 04-04-2003, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
Most men are nuts. Punt, stop

And hun - ye don't have to crack a shell to get to the creamy bits *ahem*

*tempted to make a really crude joke about putting yer mouth over the little hole at the top and sucking the juice out, but resists the urge*

Oooops

Baby-K · 04-04-2003, 08:50 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
*tempted to make a really crude joke about putting yer mouth over the little hole at the top and sucking the juice out, but resists the urge*

Oooops

*I will not make any comment, I will not make any comment, Arch dammit*

OK, I was not gonna mention anything about temptation leading to the juice becoming more, erm, juicy & easily extractable. I'm not gonna mention anything about climbing the tree (stump) to get to the ripest nuts and I'm sure as hell not gonna say a thing about the best methods to extract the juice (without using a straw)

Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn · 04-04-2003, 09:51 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are standing all in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head,
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said.
I've got as lovely bunch of coconuts,
There they are standing all in a row.
There stands my wife
The idol of my life
Shouting "Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch."
Singing "Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch."
Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch."
Roll-a-bowl-a-ball,
Roll-a-bowl-a-ball,
Singing "Roll-a-bowl-a-ball,
A penny a pitch."

Had to be done

Thats from the lion king!!!!

Insidious Rex · 04-04-2003, 01:57 PM

personally i prefer grapefruits

Coney · 04-04-2003, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn
Thats from the lion king!!!!

It is?

It's an old Danny Kay (sp?) song from one of those cutesy '50/60's "feelgood" movies (can't remember the title).

Salquënòrëwen · 04-04-2003, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by Coney
It is?

It's an old Danny Kay (sp?) song from one of those cutesy '50/60's "feelgood" movies (can't remember the title).

Yeh, Zazu sings it to Scar.

I'm a Disney fanatic.

Gwaimir Windgem · 04-04-2003, 05:49 PM

Cool. Danny Kaye rocks!

wahine · 04-04-2003, 10:22 PM

"Are the coconuts real"

Sometimes yes, sometimes no...depends on who runs the Luau, I stopped interacting...

Sick of tourists saying "Ohhhh, a native!"

Gwaimir Windgem · 04-04-2003, 10:41 PM

Oh, I know. Down with Tourists!

04-03-2003, 11:31 PM	#1
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	The Official UN-Offficial Entmoot Coconuts and Amazons Thread -puff puff- Sorry for taking so long [IanMckellan]I was delayed.[/IanMckellan] Anyway, carried over from a rather off-topic discussion in the Iraq Thread, this is the One, the Only, Thread for Coconuts and Amazons! Enjoy! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

04-03-2003, 11:37 PM	#2
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	Jeeze..I should have never made that comment. LoL... P.S. Your pm box is full AGAIN! __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

04-03-2003, 11:51 PM	#3
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Yech, silly PM limit! Will clear out some more. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

04-04-2003, 12:00 AM	#4
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts There they are standing all in a row Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head, Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist That's what the showman said. I've got as lovely bunch of coconuts, There they are standing all in a row. There stands my wife The idol of my life Shouting "Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch." Singing "Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch." Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, a penny a pitch." Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, Singing "Roll-a-bowl-a-ball, A penny a pitch." Had to be done __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

04-04-2003, 02:05 AM	#6
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	heehee - thanks, Gwai! I also posted something on the women's thread re coconuts and underwire bras, so take your pick, people! I've never worn one of those coconut thingies - are they real coconuts, wahine? __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

04-04-2003, 02:41 AM	#7
Insidious Rex Quasi Evil Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Maryland, US Posts: 4,634	so are coconuts easy to get off with one hand? just wondering.... no special reason.... __________________ "People's political beliefs don't stem from the factual information they've acquired. Far more the facts people choose to believe are the product of their political beliefs." "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

04-04-2003, 03:02 AM	#8
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	I can see why men like coconuts - so nice & firm on the outside, with yummie juice on the inside & once you get the 'shell' off the flesh is so soft & creamy............ __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement.

04-04-2003, 08:22 AM	#9
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	'been thinking of this - maybe Coconut Ent knows something the rest of you don't __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement. Last edited by Baby-K : 04-04-2003 at 08:39 AM.

04-04-2003, 01:57 PM	#15
Insidious Rex Quasi Evil Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Maryland, US Posts: 4,634	personally i prefer grapefruits __________________ "People's political beliefs don't stem from the factual information they've acquired. Far more the facts people choose to believe are the product of their political beliefs." "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

04-04-2003, 05:49 PM	#18
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Cool. Danny Kaye rocks! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

04-04-2003, 10:22 PM	#19
wahine The Original Amazonian Coconut Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Answering no questions, telling no lies. Posts: 753	"Are the coconuts real" Sometimes yes, sometimes no...depends on who runs the Luau, I stopped interacting... Sick of tourists saying "Ohhhh, a native!" __________________ Hem, hem

04-04-2003, 10:41 PM	#20
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Oh, I know. Down with Tourists! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle