They'd never say that! - Page 5

Thain Peregrin Took I · 08-07-2004, 03:09 PM

Legolas: I'm bored of having pretty braided hair. I think I'll cut it short, spike it, and dye it pink.

Telcontar_Dunedain · 08-12-2004, 11:02 AM

Sam: Hey anyone wanna go sailing?
Gimli:No I'm going riding later.

Elanor the Fair · 08-14-2004, 04:46 AM

Bill Ferny: "It's OK, little hobbits, I'll lend you a pony."

Tom Bombadil: "I think I'll wear my black jacket and black boots today."

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 08-15-2004, 01:18 AM

Mrs. Sauron: Dinner time!
Sauron: How do expect me to eat?
Mrs. Sauron: Oh, don't worry, I left the steak for you to bar-b que.
Sauron: Huh?
Mrs. Sauron: Well, you're a flaming hot eye, aren't you?
Sauron: Yay, so.
Mrs. Sauron: Get to work with that steak!

Beren3000 · 08-15-2004, 02:57 AM

Good one! *tries to imagine what Mrs. Sauron would look like*

Comic Book Guy · 06-09-2002, 10:35 AM

Gandalf: All your base are belong to us.

Arathorn · 06-09-2002, 11:05 AM

Sauron: Someone set up us the halfling!

Sicirus · 06-09-2002, 11:32 AM

Gandalf: The ring you destroyed.
You morron Hobbit. Why I thought you were going to act like you were going to destroye it then give it to me.
Sam: AAARRR I have to tend the dumb garden again. Those weeds Galadriel gave me grow like Bamboo.

gollum; I am becoming a vegetarian. Any one want to join me?

Lizra · 06-09-2002, 12:51 PM

nevermind!

Andúril · 06-10-2002, 01:26 PM

Frodo, Bilbo and Elrond in a room:

Elrond: He, he is your.....your SON!!!!!

*Evil music* (clang clang clang thump clang...)

Bilbo: OMG! It can't be!

Frodo: Indeed it is true. Come closer, my son.

barrelrider110 · 06-10-2002, 02:03 PM

Elrond: "Fish and visitors smell in three days."

Aragorn: "I am what I am and thats alls that I am."

Gandalf: "Yabba Dabba Doo!"

Balrog: "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!"

Eowyn: "Aragorn, you're hotter than a three pecked goat in a field full of nannies!"

Sauron: "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil."

Sicirus · 06-10-2002, 05:22 PM

Gandalf: Bibbidy bobbidy boo!

Legolas: Grab an axe Gimli. We're going to chop us some ents.

Christiana · 06-10-2002, 10:15 PM

Lizra · 06-11-2002, 12:32 AM

Arathorn · 06-11-2002, 12:34 AM

Saruman to Eye of Sauron: "Googlybear!"

Comic Book Guy · 06-11-2002, 06:16 PM

Lurtz is nothing, Lizra.

Lizra · 06-11-2002, 06:35 PM

Oh that's right, Got excited and got confused! Nevermind.

The Ringbearer · 06-11-2002, 10:29 PM

Sauron: I think I'll just forget the whole''rule the world thing and head to Hawaii.

Legolas: Guess what guys.I'm heading off to join the ork army!
Fellowship:WHAT?!?!

Legolas:I just don't think that I can bring myself to slaughter kinsmen, however distantly related.

Sicirus · 06-12-2002, 06:13 PM

Galadriel: Guess what everybody?
I'm dying my hair blue. Anybody want to join me?

Frodo: I am going to try to grow a beard.

Elrond:OH OH OH I want to come Galadriel. I also want to get a hair cut.

Arwen: I want a mohawk.

afro-elf · 06-12-2002, 07:35 PM

The Witch King & Khamul the easterling

WK: "Hey lets form a boyband with the other guys."

KTE: " We need a different name that the Nazgul or Black Riders."

WK: " The BLACK street boys, Ring sync, East life, Nine, The New Nazgul on the Block"

KTE: " What could be more terrifying that Maneudo Reunion Dancers?"

Wk:" The Return of Mc Hammer"

KTE : "Yeah."

08-07-2004, 03:09 PM	#1
Thain Peregrin Took I Thain of Randomness Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Most likely being completely random... Posts: 971	Legolas: I'm bored of having pretty braided hair. I think I'll cut it short, spike it, and dye it pink. __________________ Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. French accent Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer British accent It's a bobble head Bobbie! head bob -Special Agen Seely Booth

08-14-2004, 04:46 AM	#3
Elanor the Fair Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: In the kitchen ...... still! Posts: 228	Bill Ferny: "It's OK, little hobbits, I'll lend you a pony." Tom Bombadil: "I think I'll wear my black jacket and black boots today." __________________ Life's too short to eat bad chocolate

08-15-2004, 01:18 AM	#4
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	Mrs. Sauron: Dinner time! Sauron: How do expect me to eat? Mrs. Sauron: Oh, don't worry, I left the steak for you to bar-b que. Sauron: Huh? Mrs. Sauron: Well, you're a flaming hot eye, aren't you? Sauron: Yay, so. Mrs. Sauron: Get to work with that steak! __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer

06-09-2002, 11:05 AM	#7
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Sauron: Someone set up us the halfling! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-09-2002, 11:32 AM	#8
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Gandalf: The ring you destroyed. You morron Hobbit. Why I thought you were going to act like you were going to destroye it then give it to me. Sam: AAARRR I have to tend the dumb garden again. Those weeds Galadriel gave me grow like Bamboo. gollum; I am becoming a vegetarian. Any one want to join me? __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-12-2004, 11:02 AM	#2
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	Sam: Hey anyone wanna go sailing? Gimli:No I'm going riding later.

08-15-2004, 02:57 AM	#5
Beren3000 Fëanorophobic Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the pages of a book Posts: 1,417	Good one! tries to imagine what Mrs. Sauron would look like

06-09-2002, 10:35 AM	#6
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	Gandalf: All your base are belong to us.

06-09-2002, 12:51 PM	#9
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	nevermind! __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats! Last edited by Lizra : 06-11-2002 at 07:01 PM.

06-10-2002, 01:26 PM	#10
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Frodo, Bilbo and Elrond in a room: Elrond: He, he is your.....your SON!!!!! Evil music (clang clang clang thump clang...) Bilbo: OMG! It can't be! Frodo: Indeed it is true. Come closer, my son.

06-10-2002, 02:03 PM	#11
barrelrider110 Peer of the realm of Sanguine Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ Posts: 798	Elrond: "Fish and visitors smell in three days." Aragorn: "I am what I am and thats alls that I am." Gandalf: "Yabba Dabba Doo!" Balrog: "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!" Eowyn: "Aragorn, you're hotter than a three pecked goat in a field full of nannies!" Sauron: "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." __________________ “"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling

06-10-2002, 05:22 PM	#12
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Gandalf: Bibbidy bobbidy boo! Legolas: Grab an axe Gimli. We're going to chop us some ents. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-10-2002, 10:15 PM	#13
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	lol __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-11-2002, 12:32 AM	#14
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	__________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats! Last edited by Lizra : 06-11-2002 at 07:00 PM.

06-11-2002, 12:34 AM	#15
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Saruman to Eye of Sauron: "Googlybear!" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-11-2002, 06:16 PM	#16
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	Lurtz is nothing, Lizra.

06-11-2002, 06:35 PM	#17
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Oh that's right, Got excited and got confused! Nevermind. __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-11-2002, 10:29 PM	#18
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Sauron: I think I'll just forget the whole''rule the world thing and head to Hawaii. Legolas: Guess what guys.I'm heading off to join the ork army! Fellowship:WHAT?!?! Legolas:I just don't think that I can bring myself to slaughter kinsmen, however distantly related. __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

06-12-2002, 06:13 PM	#19
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Galadriel: Guess what everybody? I'm dying my hair blue. Anybody want to join me? Frodo: I am going to try to grow a beard. Elrond:OH OH OH I want to come Galadriel. I also want to get a hair cut. Arwen: I want a mohawk. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-12-2002, 07:35 PM	#20
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	The Witch King & Khamul the easterling WK: "Hey lets form a boyband with the other guys." KTE: " We need a different name that the Nazgul or Black Riders." WK: " The BLACK street boys, Ring sync, East life, Nine, The New Nazgul on the Block" KTE: " What could be more terrifying that Maneudo Reunion Dancers?" Wk:" The Return of Mc Hammer" KTE : "Yeah." __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.