The Pants Game

[irobbedfortknox]

Hello; I'm not really new here, but my old account (as oasamenistoux) isn't working.

This is The Pants Game. I don't know if any of you have ever played it. It's simple: just substitute the word "pants" (either the noun or verb ) for a word or so in a well-known (or little-known, I suppose) quote form LotR. Examples:

SAM: I made a promise, Mr. Frodo. "Don't you pants him, Samwise Gamgee." And I don't intend to.

BOROMIR: It is a strange fate that we should risk so much fear and doubt... for so small a pair of pants.
ARAGORN: Give the pants back to Frodo.

SAM: This is it ... one more step, and this will be the farthest away from my pants I've ever been.
---OR---
SAM: This is it ... one more step, and this will be the farthest away from home I've ever been without pants.

This can get REALLY hilarious very quickly.