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Old 04-12-2003, 07:56 PM   #21
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OOC- NQ, was the Melian thing a general suggestion, or did you want to be Melian? Because I would gladly take the part, but only if you don't particularly want it! I can be anyone, I really honestly don't care! But let me get into the game...

Renille- Look! I'm here!

Varda- NOOOO! Not you, anyone...anyone but you!*blinks* Who are you again?

Renille- I don't quite understand that myself, being created less than three days ago and all...but I wanted to ask...

Varda- Yes.

Ren-Thank you! I think I'll like being a Maia or Vala...whichever I'm needed as.

Varda- But you're NOT needed...oh...this poor future world!
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Old 04-12-2003, 11:02 PM   #22
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TC: *snerk* Hey, lookie, dead things! Don't they belong to Mandos? *starts chewing on some random flesh* Mm, yum, tastes like chicken. Oh wait, it is chicken. Never mind...

Mandos: *coldly* Those are my dead things. Kindly refrain from chewing on them.

TC: *still chewing* Why? I like meat. Can I be a Maia or something? I'll promise to stop eating your dead things...

Mandos: Go talk to Manwë over there. He's in charge...I think...

TC: *insanely cheerful voice* Okay. Lemme finish this chicken, okay?

Mandos: Gaaaah. Look, take the chicken, eat the chicken, do whatever you want to the chicken. JUST GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

TC: Ooh, five exclamation points, the sure sign of someone who wears his underwear on the outside! But you're not wearing your underwear on the outside. Do Valar even wear underwear at all? Semper ubi sub ubi, you know...

Mandos: Gaaaaaah....

TC: You said that already. *wanders off to pester Manwë, and find out whether Valar wear underwear*
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Old 04-13-2003, 05:04 AM   #23
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Old 04-13-2003, 10:08 AM   #24
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Mandos: You have got to be the most annoying Maia...

OloriGirl: Hey! I'm the most annoying! Not her!

Nazgûl Queen: Nonono! I'M the most annoying!

OloriGirl: But it's in my title! OloriGirl the most annoying of the Ainur!

TinuvielChild: No, I'm the most annoying! *to Manwë* Do Valar wear underwear?

OloriGirl: Do Valar wear shoes?

NQ: Do Valar wear hair ties?

Manwë: I can't take it... *bursts into tears*

Varda: There, there.

NQ: ELBERETH GILTHONIEL!

Varda: The Elves don't exist yet. Why are you calling me that?

*the three Most Annoying Ainur turn on Varda to exercise there annoying-ness*

OloriGirl: Vaaaaaar-daaaaaaa, I wanna create the world.

TC: Are we there yet?

NQ: Where did you get that chicken?

TC: Mandos said we could eat all of his dead things!

Mandos: I didn't say...

*The Most Annoying Ainur turn on Mandos*

OloriGirl: Do Valar wear shoes?

TC: Do Valar wear underwear?

NQ: Do Valar wear hair ties?

Mandos: VAIRE! Help me...

Claenoic: I'm Vaire!

Mandos: Not another one... *passes out*

TC: So can we eat his dead things, Claenoic?

(OOC: Just my personal revenge on the Valar. )
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Old 04-13-2003, 10:09 AM   #25
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(note: meant to be before Elf Girl's post. I'm just a slow typer and she beat me to it)

Laurelyn:
*watches amusedly as various TLA members are, well, amusing* Hmm . . . I wonder what will happen next?
*thinks about that* Oh . . . wait a minute . . . I wanna be part of what happens next! Wait!
*shakes bars on windows* D*mn! Let me out! The Real Life Gods have trapped me . . . stupid . . .
*curses violently, and gives her bars a particularly hard shake. One of them bends.*
Oooh . . . they break?
*crashes and booms are heard*
Haha. Lousy construction job. *looks around* Okay, now that that's over with . . . to go help make Middle-Earth and torment its citizens. Wait! WAIT! WAIT FOR MEEE!
*trips, falls on face* Ouch . . . *lands in a heap in Middle-Earth and is stepped on by Manwe*
Ouch . . . hello, Manwe!

Manwe: What the heck??!
Laurelyn: What's up? Other than previously falling TLA members? Oh, wait, no, I'm down now.
Manwe: *stares and mutters* Why in Middle Earth did I let her free?
Iluvatar: Smart one, Manwe. Why did you?
Manwe: Wish I knew . . .
Laurelyn: Can you point me in Yavanna's direction? I've always wanted to meet her.
Manwe: Should I? Poor Yavanna!
Laurelyn: Or Aule.
Manwe: Look, if you're going to drop in here, you could at least get yourself a part to play.
Laurelyn: Rats. Do I hafta?
Manwe: *sternly* Yes. You hafta.
Laurelyn: Fine. I'll be . . . . i'll be . . . er . . .
*two hours later* Er . . . . I'll be . . .
Manwe: Oh, go away! You're wasting my time, you're being annoying, and TC wants to come find out if I wear underwear. Begone! Find a part when it jumps out at you.
Laurelyn: What? TC wants to find out if you wear underwear? Yikes . . .
Manwe: That sounded wrong, didn't it.
Laurelyn: Yep.
Manwe: She wants to know if Valar wear underwear.
Laurelyn: Oh.
Manwe: You may go away now, you know.
Laurelyn: Do Valar wear underwear?
Manwe: GO AWAY!!!
Laurelyn: Yikes! Angry Manwe! *scuttles quickly off*
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Old 04-13-2003, 10:17 AM   #26
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Tano: *looks around at the squabbling people, the void and the nothingness* Hm. Isn´t that interesting. I wonder what this is in my pockets...? *pulls out something in a foil wrapper, unwraps it, and eats a piece* Whoa....nice. I just made chocolate...
Earniel: You just made what?
Tano: I think I´ll call it chocolate. Here, try some.


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Old 04-13-2003, 12:31 PM   #27
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OOC: OOOH! You beat me to it! I was planning on making chocolate too. I guess that's the TLA'er in us speaking. Have fun and more fun in Spain Tano!

IC:

Eärniel: Hey this tastes nice... *eats a piece of the offered chocolate* It tastes like... like... something ... *munch, munch* ... yummie.

Elvellyn: Is that all you have to say? Tano creates like the first real thing on Middle-Earth and all you say is that it tastes yummie?

Eärniel: Well it does... I could eat loads of it. *looks lovingly at the piece of chocolate* I think this is the start of a wonderful relationship between you and me, chocolate. *stuffs the piece in her mouth* Mmmm... chocolate...

TC: *to Manwë* So how about that underwear?

Manwë: ENOUOUOUOUOUGH!

*everyone stops being anoying and stares*

Varda: Manwë-dear, you don't have to shout. We can all hear you.

Manwë: But... honey... I can't stand it anymore. They ARE annoying.

Varda: *waves finger* That's still no reason.

Manwë: But.. but... *sighs* Very well. *starts monologue* Alright people! We've got a world to build. You! *points to the TLA* are here to HELP us Valar do so, understand? To HELP! Is that clear? Good. Now I've got here the plan drawn by Iluvatar detailing what and where we will create things. It's a tight schedule and I want you people to follow it by the letter. The world must be an exact copy of the world we saw in the vision. We'll split you up in groups. Aulë, you'll be making mountains. Yavanna, you'll be in cha...

Varda: Oh give it up Manwë-dear. They're not even listening anymore.

*Manwë looks up from the plan to see the TLA wander around the still empty world creating what and where they saw fit. It involved a lot of laughter and several odd creations. *

Manwë: *sigh* Why didn't I stay Ainu?
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Old 04-13-2003, 02:26 PM   #28
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Laurelyn: What is that? *stares at a stange, glowing thing that is vaguely roundish and is making odd sounds*
Thing: Mrmphlewrmphle.
Laurelyn: Hey! That's my word! Honestly. What are they doing? Making word thieves? Eek. I wanna make stuff too! Maybe I ought to get a part after all. MANWE!
Varda: Quiet, child, I can hear you up here.
Laurelyn: Well, unless you can move me to where the rest of the TLA is, I don't want you.
Varda: Nope.
Laurelyn: MAAA--NNNWEEEEE!!!!
Manwe: *winces* Hello.
Laurelyn: Ah, there you are. Can you move me to the rest of the TLA, please?
Manwe: Just don't yell again, please.
Laurelyn: Nope. *crosses fingers*
Manwe: Here goes . . .
*Laurelyn falls on top of Earniel's head*
Earniel: Ouch! What was that for?
Laurelyn: Oh, hello. Good morning . . . did I bother you?
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Old 04-13-2003, 09:34 PM   #29
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Morauko: *takes a piece of chocolate* Oooh... this is nice... VARDA!!!

Varda: *sighs* yes, morauko?

Morauko: Can i make a chocolate tree? Puh-lease?!!!

Varda: No.

Morauko: Awwwwwwwwwww... but it's so yummy, and addictive!

Varda: You'd all go on a sugar high.

Morauko: Too late.

Varda: Oh...

Morauko: So it wouldn't make any difference... please? *puppy-dog eyes*

Varda: I said NO!

Morauko: But... but...

Varda: Besides, trees are Yavanna's job. Go pester her.

Morauko: But she doesn't like me!

Varda: *mutters under her breath* Neither do I...

Morauko: What?

Varda: Nothing.

Morauko: I know... *gives varda a piece of chocolate* See?

Varda: Oooh, this IS nice! Why didn't i think of it?

Morauko: i TOLD you so!!!

Varda: Well, i guess it couldn't hurt to make ONE chocolate tree... in Valinor... HEY! YAVANNA!!!

Yavanna: Yes?

Varda: Do you think you can make us a couple of chocolate trees?

Yavanna: Sure. *snaps fingers and two trees appear, one cloaked in leaves of white chocolate and the other in dark chocolate with milk flowers* There you go, Varda.

Varda: Thanks, Yavanna. *makes them give off light*

Yavanna: I think I'll call them Chocelin and Telperichoc.

Morauko: *dances around in joy*

Varda: *whispers to Yavanna* That's an odd one... but at least she doesn't care about our underwear...

Tano: Did you mention underwear?

Yavanna: Now you've done it!
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Old 04-13-2003, 10:00 PM   #30
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OOC: Yay! I started an underwear epidemic!

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Manwe: For the love of Eru, somebody get me some aspirin..

Varda: Sweet, aspirin's not been invented yet.

Manwe: Earplugs, then?

Varda: Nope.

Manwe: How about an AK-47?

Varda: Look, we're not supposed to kill them. They've got some destiny or other to fulfill, and besides...they invented....(yells to tano) What's it called again?

Entire TLA: CHOCOLATE!!!

Varda: Yeah, chocolate. Here, have some.

Manwe: *grumbles* *bites into some Belgian chocolate, courtesy of Earniel. Oh wait, there's no Belgium yet, so there's no Belgian chocolate. And there's no Belgium in Middle Earth. But there's Belgian chocolate, because I say so* *eyes bug out* *steals the rest of Earniel's chocolate*

Earniel: HEY! That's MY chocolate! Give it back! Oh wait, there're those lovely chocolate trees over there...Mm. Yum. *munches happily on Chocelin*
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Old 04-13-2003, 11:09 PM   #31
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Christiana:Lookit!I just invented chocolate-covered strawberries!

TLA:OOOoooooHhhh!

*everyone digs in*

Christa: Aule, I think chocolate should be the seventh element!!!!

Aule: Oo What are the other six?

Christa:Earth, water, air, fire, sugar, and annoying TLA'ers.

Aule:Errrrrrr........well, I'll think about it.

Christa: Yippeeeeee!!!!!!Oh, by the way, do YOU know if Valar wear underwear?

Aule:*faints*

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*As the TLA get Yavannah, Varda and Manwë addicted to chocolate, the other Valar are trying to do what they must. Aulë (after he woke up and made sure there was a lot of distance between him and the TLA) made mountains and for the heck of it made two giant lamps, putting on in the South and one in the North. Ulmo devised rivers and...*

Eärniel: Look! Water! WHEEEEEEEE! *jumps in the little river and starts splashing anyone.*

*Must I be interrupted every time?*

Eärniel: Oh shut up, spoilsport! *splashed the narrator*

*Humpf*

Manwë: *wiping the water from his face* You know, Ulmo. That was NOT the brightest of ideas.

Ulmo: Look I can't HELP it if these TLA use everything I make the WRONG way, okay? Iluvatar said 'rivers' so I make 'rivers'. Now if you will excuse me I got a sea to fill.

Eärniel: Oh, can I come too?

Ulmo: Um...

Manwë: Yes! For Eru's sake, go with him!

Eärniel: Yippie! *immediatly starts pestering Ulmo about this sea*

Ulmo: *glares at Manwë* Thanks pal. I'll remember that.

Manwë: It's easy for you, hiding in your seas and rivers, I got more than just one of them on MY hands!

Varda: Hey, has any one seen Melkor? I haven't seen him for a while?
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Laurelyn: *plays OMINOUS MUSIC on a keyboard she thought up*
Everyone: *stares*
Laurelyn: *smiles sweetly*
(there is a crash heard)
Aule: *whiny* Mel-kor! That was my mountain!
Everybody:
Tanoliel: Shall we give him some chocolate?
Manwe: Maybe . . .
Earniel: Or we could eat it all.
Nazgul Queen: That could make him mad.
TC: Yes, true, but chocolate could make him hyper.
Everyone: *imagines sugar-high Melkor* *shudders*
Tano: So we won't give him chocolate, then.

Manwe: Do you think this will cause an irreparable rift between he and us?
Varda: Perhaps, dear.
Manwe: Oh, well.
(there is another thud, and a spalsh)
Ulmo and Aule: Meeelll-koor! That was . . . .
Manwe: Oh, great.
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Tano: I wanna create something else. How about....*she pulls out a sketchbook and begins to draw random creatures* I like this one...
Manwe: *peers over her shoulder* No. You are NOT on any terms allowed to create any of those.
Tano: But..
Manwe: NO.
Tano: Do Valar wear underwear?
Manwe: Rrr....*grits teeth* YOU MAY NOT CREATE THOSE CREATURES! *grabs notebook*
Tano: Hey! Mine! *a struggle ensues, in which Manwe suceeds in making off with the notebook--but not after Tano has torn a page from it, which he doesn´t notice*
Manwe: Hah. That´ll stop you. *leaves, smugly*
Tano: *sniff* Only one left...*looks down at paper* I think I´ll save it for later...


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Christa:what was THAT?!

*that, miss, was Melko blowing up Aule's favorite mountain*


Christiana: It's MELKOR not MELKO you peabrain!Melko was dropped at the end of the HOME! By the way, im not MISS!




Melko:Hey Melkor,whats up?

Melkor:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!Not my split personality showing up again!!!
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Claenoic/Vaire: *From far away in the Halls of Mandos*

Mandos: Hey, I haven't even made those yet!

*Hush, questionable underpants wearing Valar*

Mandos: Good grief.

*And besides, Iluvatar hasn't made Charles Schultz yet either.*

Mandos:...

*May I continue?*

Mandos: *Whiney* Yes... *mutters* WHY did I have to marry one of the only insane Valier out there?

Claenoic/Vaire: Because you WUV me!!! *sparkle*

Mandos: *Sighs*

*And, to continue, Claenoic/Vaire's voice echoes from the halls of Mandos...*

Claenoic/Vaire: MEEEEELLLKORRR!!! That was my first tapestry, and you had to go and ruin it. Now I have to start ALL over again...

Melkor: ... But Time has lasted only about 2 Hours...

Claenoic: So?

*Melkor looks about at the chaos around him. He realizes that's a lot of events to record.*

Melkor: Good point.
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FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o

Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides.

Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably.

Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia.

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Meanwhile, OloriGirl is still tormenting Manwë.

OloriGirl: I want a staff. I'm a Maia, don't I get a staff?

Manwë: Well...

OloriGirl: *puppy dog eyes*

Manwë: All right. *creates a wooden staff for OloriGirl*

Olorigirl: No WAIT! Actually I don't want a staff. I want a Wingless Plastic Balrog Toy that goes "Squeak"!

Manwë: TOO LATE! You've got a staff! Live with it!

OloriGirl: If you don't give me a Wingless Plastic Balrog Toy that goes "Squeak", I will defect to Melkor and become a Balrog.

Manwë: NO.

OloriGirl: Then I'll make one myself! *creates a Wingless Plastic Balrog Toy that goes "Squeak"*

Manwë: Why hast thou done this? Whyy dost thou attempt a thing which thou knowest is beyond thy power and thy authority? For thou hast from me as a gift thy own being only and no more, SO DON'T EVER CREATE ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN!!!

Iluvatar: Don't steal my lines!

Varda: *pats Manwë on the back* There, there, dear.

OloriGirl: *pouts* But everyone ELSE is creating things...

Manwë: *sniff* But there things are USEFUL.

OloriGirl: I'll give you a piece of chocolate if you let me create things...

Manwë: CHOCOLATE! *drool*

OloriGirl: Other peoples creations ARE useful... *creates Neopets, but has no idea what she has done*

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Old 04-14-2003, 08:21 PM   #39
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Melkor:

Lessee . . . ooh, lookee! Click 'sign me up', hmm. Username? Melkor . . . password . . . I'll be darned if I tell you . . . age . . . older that you are, buster . . . .
Create pet . . . ooh, look at the cute little Shoyrus! But I like the Lupes. Hmm . . . done . . . hey, Balrog the Lupe. Let's go visit Neopia!

Other Valar: Iluvatar! He's gotten his hands on a weapon of mass destruction!
Iluvatar: Hey, you guys deal with it.
All: That's not fair!
OrliGirl: Ooops . . .
Manwe: Did you have anything to do with this?
OrliGirl: Oh, me? No, no way. *innocent look*
Laurelyn: Nope, she didn't do anything!
*lots of eyebrow-raising*
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*Christiana pouts at being ignored*
Christiana:Hey!Watch it!
*you are being ignored you know*
Christa:Shutup
*Make me*
Christa:butthead
*idiot*
Christa:Protozoan
*Fungi*
Christa:Amoeba
*Parimesium*

*and so, the first insult match Ever had begun*

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