The Drunk Elf Pirates and the Quest for the Holy Wine - Page 5

gandalffan2525 · 11-22-2002, 02:51 PM

Max:Call me Max, can I have some of that ale? I haven't had a drink since, um, a while.

***Earniel*** · 11-22-2002, 06:28 PM

Eär: *walks outside holding a map* I found that sea strait that the captain wan... Sicirus, who are you talking to?

Sici:*downs another glass of dwarfish ale* A whale.

Eär: Whales don't talk. Every sober person know that.

voice coming from the sea below the ship: No, they do.

Eär: No, they don't.

Sici: Who are you talking to now eh?

Eär: Hmpf. *walks off*

Willow Oran · 11-24-2002, 08:06 PM

(Because of there being no logic on board, Tano had not used logical thought when telling Willow to shine weapons. Had she remebered to used logical thought she would have remembered just how faeries react to sharp, pointy, and above all iron, objects.)

Willow: (looks at the array of iron weapons in the room Tano had indicated) Damn, I wonder if there are any gloves around here... Really thick gloves.... (decides to see if anyone else on the ship has a pair and tries the door, unfortunately the door has mysteriously gotten stuck leaving her stuck in a room full of iron objects.) Uh, oh...

OOC: She's having a hard time adjusting to this ship isn't she?

Poor faerie, can't stand iron...

Sicirus · 11-25-2002, 05:40 PM

talks to whale some more.

Sici: So how is sea life?

Whale: Very nice exept the d*** polution.

Sici: Any ale down there or maybe wine?

*gives hopeful look*

Whale : Er.... No Sorry.

Sici: Dang

Ear: Do you know of any island we can find the wine?\

Whale: Sure there an island cald treasure island were wine obsesive tree elves live.

Sici: Yay

Eruviel Greenleaf · 11-27-2002, 04:13 AM

ooc: the captain is back!!!

and she's in an awful mood, so watch out...*evil grin* oooh, this is going to be fun to write...

___
In her cabin, the captain sighs, and continues to polish one of her many daggers, and sips her wine. Hearing ceaseless commotion outside, she gets more and more annoyed. finally she gives up sipping wine from a glass, and takes a swig from the bottle. (it's a fine merlot, and, unbeknownst to the snarky captain, the last of the wine aboard the ship)

after a while she puts down the dagger and finishes off the bottle. (she had been keeping this wine secret from the rest of the crew, excepting her first mate. now they really were out of wine.) the noise outside of talking whales and so on is annoying to her but she goes to her cabinet and reaches for another bottle. she finds plenty of rum and brandy and vodka and even sake, but no wine. she finds every sort of alcohol she could wish for except for wine. she realizes the wine is gone.
n-no wine?
now the quest becomes more important than ever. she yells for the second mate (ooc: Earniel is the only navigator aboard this ship. sorry, zavron, but the captain has spoken. but i'm sure we can find another job for you

)
EG: EARNIEL!!!

meanwhile, Earniel is engaged in a conversation with Sicirus about the island. . .

_________
and that is all for now, because i am tired and just spent a long time in a car talking very fast the entire time about random things in hopes that my mother would stay awake long enough to get us back home safely...not that i was worried

oh, and by the way, for future reference, if you want to join, post something about your character on the discussion thread first and think of a PLAUSIBLE way to join the crew, or whatever. things don't necessarily make sense aboard the Nal but before you get there, they do.

***Earniel*** · 11-27-2002, 04:47 AM

Eär: Obsessive tree elves? Why do all the elves we meet have to have some obsession? I mean, do I look obsessive?

Sici: *wants to make comment about chocolate but instead takes another sip* You? Nah!

Eär: Thought so. *hears the captain bellowing* Oopsie, duty calls! *runs to captain and salutes* Yes, ma'm?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 11-27-2002, 05:46 AM

earniel finds the captain sitting back in her chair, looking extremely stressed out and furiously polishing an already very shiny longsword.
EG: (sounding very panicked) we must find wine! and right away! know you of any place where we might find wine?
Ear: i know a place--there is a port town just south of here with a fine inn with very fine wine
EG: is it human wine or elven wine?
Ear: human, but only the best human wine in the world!
EG: then we will go there! now!
Earniel jumps in the air, salutes, and goes out the door to ready the crew.
Mean the captain sighs and wonders if she'll ever find good elven wine again.

****

the next day, the Nal arrives at the port city of Port (they were famous for their port. and they are a port. er.) where the captain immediately leads an expedition to the nearest inn, where, upon entering the building, she walked right into a very drunk Zavron.
EG: excuse me, sirrah! watch where you're going!
As she says this, she draws her knife, being in a very violent mood. (ooc: this happens to me occasinally....last time i ended up slicing a commoner in half. but no worries

)

____
ooc: there you go Zavron, now convince me you should be taken aboard!

Elfmaster XK · 11-27-2002, 09:38 AM

(Ooc - Oops, this is my fault. Sorry, i was away a while and it appears i created an argument. Nevermind. It's sorted now, and welcome back cap'n!!!)

Oh, and Zavron, we're all drunken idiots on this ship. So i'm afraid you don't have exclusive rights to being drunk!

I'm just taqking us out the way...

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XK - Er, cap'n, perhaps we shoul...
EG - No, stay back. This is between him and I, and anyone who interferes, be it on their head what happens.
XK - *glances at crew and decides due to cap'ns mood to let her alone* Come on then. *all follow XK to the bar*

Willow Oran · 11-27-2002, 06:11 PM

Willow(still stuck in the weapons room): Umm.... a little help here. Please! Someone help!

Tanoliel · 11-27-2002, 08:26 PM

Tano: *pokes head in* Yo, Willow, we're at port. Going to get some wine. Come on.
Willow: eep?
Tano: Oh, come on...*grabs Willow by the wrist and drags her off the ship*

Human#3.141592653 · 11-29-2002, 08:03 PM

And Suddenly, A ninja leaps out of no where, wield a really big sword and crying:

NINJA!

Tano: *Dryly* Hello, Human.

Human: Hey, how'd you guess?

Tanoliel · 11-30-2002, 02:37 AM

Tano: You're a little hard to miss. And to disguise. Wanna join up? You'll have to ask the captain....but she probably won't mind. Much.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 11-30-2002, 02:54 AM

Meanwhile, the Captain, while waiting for a response from the drunk Zavron, hears the Ninja-Human Pie. Turning momentarily, she says...
EG: Yes, you may join. Wow, this crew is getting big. . .

***Earniel*** · 11-30-2002, 05:00 AM

Eär: Yes, and that means more people to share the wine with.

EG: *looks very distraught at that idea*

EXK: Don't worry, cap'n. We'll just steal more wine!

Sici: Exactly! *fills up the glasses again*

zavron · 11-30-2002, 06:18 AM

zavron: Hello is anyone on board!!!

several elves whisk past attacking a ninja.

zav: Your busy now so I'll come back later!!!*hick*

trips up and lands on ninja.

zav: Whoops!! Sorry mr ninja guy!!

ninjas walks around in a daze and falls over board.

zav: DON"T WORRY ILL SAVE YA!!!!

Jumps overboard.

ear: He is an Idiot!! *smile spreads across her face* I like him he's an honourary crew member allready!

Human#3.141592653 · 11-30-2002, 12:58 PM

Ninja: *Gasps* Unhand me, you dishonorable FIEND! *Begins to smite zavron in the head with fist*

*Zavron still is trying to recues the rather putout ninja as he continues to beat him*

Ninja: *whining* it's not working!

Zavron: O' course not! Yar hittin' me in da head!

Sicirus · 12-01-2002, 11:16 AM

ooc: Here is a pirae elf illustrated by Brokehorn.

zavron · 12-01-2002, 11:59 AM

*zavron continuosly gets beaten over the head by the Ninja*

zavron: Fine I'll put ya bak in a wa'er!!!

ninja: Wait!!!

*dumps Ninja back over board*

zavron: There!!

Human#3.141592653 · 12-03-2002, 02:10 AM

OOC: Humor me, the sword wielding, hyper acitve, hair triggered Human, and call me Ninja

Ninja: WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*leaps out of water, misses the boat completely and lands in the water on the other side.*

Willow: As impressive as that was, don't we have some wine to find?

gandalffan2525 · 12-03-2002, 05:07 PM

max: Get off me! Its not everv day a ninja lands on your head. Unless you are my uncle Borris now there is an interesting fellow...*muses to self and continues babbling*

ninja: talking whale!

max: call me max, as i was saying my uncle Borris...

ninja: shut up you annoying...HAYYIA!!

max: and this one time...OWW! that wasent very nice! back on board with you.*uses blowhole(tm) to throw ninja back on board.

11-22-2002, 02:51 PM	#81
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	Max:Call me Max, can I have some of that ale? I haven't had a drink since, um, a while. __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

11-22-2002, 06:28 PM	#82
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eär: walks outside holding a map I found that sea strait that the captain wan... Sicirus, who are you talking to? Sici:downs another glass of dwarfish ale A whale. Eär: Whales don't talk. Every sober person know that. voice coming from the sea below the ship: No, they do. Eär: No, they don't. Sici: Who are you talking to now eh? Eär: Hmpf. walks off __________________ We are not things. Last edited by Earniel : 11-27-2002 at 12:16 PM.

11-24-2002, 08:06 PM	#83
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	(Because of there being no logic on board, Tano had not used logical thought when telling Willow to shine weapons. Had she remebered to used logical thought she would have remembered just how faeries react to sharp, pointy, and above all iron, objects.) Willow: (looks at the array of iron weapons in the room Tano had indicated) Damn, I wonder if there are any gloves around here... Really thick gloves.... (decides to see if anyone else on the ship has a pair and tries the door, unfortunately the door has mysteriously gotten stuck leaving her stuck in a room full of iron objects.) Uh, oh... OOC: She's having a hard time adjusting to this ship isn't she? Poor faerie, can't stand iron... __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

11-25-2002, 05:40 PM	#84
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	talks to whale some more. Sici: So how is sea life? Whale: Very nice exept the d*** polution. Sici: Any ale down there or maybe wine? gives hopeful look Whale : Er.... No Sorry. Sici: Dang Ear: Do you know of any island we can find the wine?\ Whale: Sure there an island cald treasure island were wine obsesive tree elves live. Sici: Yay __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

11-27-2002, 04:13 AM	#85
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	ooc: the captain is back!!! and she's in an awful mood, so watch out...evil grin oooh, this is going to be fun to write... ___ In her cabin, the captain sighs, and continues to polish one of her many daggers, and sips her wine. Hearing ceaseless commotion outside, she gets more and more annoyed. finally she gives up sipping wine from a glass, and takes a swig from the bottle. (it's a fine merlot, and, unbeknownst to the snarky captain, the last of the wine aboard the ship) after a while she puts down the dagger and finishes off the bottle. (she had been keeping this wine secret from the rest of the crew, excepting her first mate. now they really were out of wine.) the noise outside of talking whales and so on is annoying to her but she goes to her cabinet and reaches for another bottle. she finds plenty of rum and brandy and vodka and even sake, but no wine. she finds every sort of alcohol she could wish for except for wine. she realizes the wine is gone. n-no wine? now the quest becomes more important than ever. she yells for the second mate (ooc: Earniel is the only navigator aboard this ship. sorry, zavron, but the captain has spoken. but i'm sure we can find another job for you ) EG: EARNIEL!!! meanwhile, Earniel is engaged in a conversation with Sicirus about the island. . . _________ and that is all for now, because i am tired and just spent a long time in a car talking very fast the entire time about random things in hopes that my mother would stay awake long enough to get us back home safely...not that i was worried oh, and by the way, for future reference, if you want to join, post something about your character on the discussion thread first and think of a PLAUSIBLE way to join the crew, or whatever. things don't necessarily make sense aboard the Nal but before you get there, they do. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

11-27-2002, 04:47 AM	#86
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eär: Obsessive tree elves? Why do all the elves we meet have to have some obsession? I mean, do I look obsessive? Sici: wants to make comment about chocolate but instead takes another sip You? Nah! Eär: Thought so. hears the captain bellowing Oopsie, duty calls! runs to captain and salutes Yes, ma'm? __________________ We are not things.

11-27-2002, 05:46 AM	#87
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	earniel finds the captain sitting back in her chair, looking extremely stressed out and furiously polishing an already very shiny longsword. EG: (sounding very panicked) we must find wine! and right away! know you of any place where we might find wine? Ear: i know a place--there is a port town just south of here with a fine inn with very fine wine EG: is it human wine or elven wine? Ear: human, but only the best human wine in the world! EG: then we will go there! now! Earniel jumps in the air, salutes, and goes out the door to ready the crew. Mean the captain sighs and wonders if she'll ever find good elven wine again. **** the next day, the Nal arrives at the port city of Port (they were famous for their port. and they are a port. er.) where the captain immediately leads an expedition to the nearest inn, where, upon entering the building, she walked right into a very drunk Zavron. EG: excuse me, sirrah! watch where you're going! As she says this, she draws her knife, being in a very violent mood. (ooc: this happens to me occasinally....last time i ended up slicing a commoner in half. but no worries ) ____ ooc: there you go Zavron, now convince me you should be taken aboard! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

11-27-2002, 09:38 AM	#88
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	(Ooc - Oops, this is my fault. Sorry, i was away a while and it appears i created an argument. Nevermind. It's sorted now, and welcome back cap'n!!!) Oh, and Zavron, we're all drunken idiots on this ship. So i'm afraid you don't have exclusive rights to being drunk! I'm just taqking us out the way... ---------- XK - Er, cap'n, perhaps we shoul... EG - No, stay back. This is between him and I, and anyone who interferes, be it on their head what happens. XK - glances at crew and decides due to cap'ns mood to let her alone Come on then. all follow XK to the bar __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

11-27-2002, 06:11 PM	#89
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	Willow(still stuck in the weapons room): Umm.... a little help here. Please! Someone help! __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

11-27-2002, 08:26 PM	#90
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Tano: pokes head in Yo, Willow, we're at port. Going to get some wine. Come on. Willow: eep? Tano: Oh, come on...grabs Willow by the wrist and drags her off the ship __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

11-29-2002, 08:03 PM	#91
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	And Suddenly, A ninja leaps out of no where, wield a really big sword and crying: NINJA! Tano: Dryly Hello, Human. Human: Hey, how'd you guess? __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

11-30-2002, 02:37 AM	#92
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Tano: You're a little hard to miss. And to disguise. Wanna join up? You'll have to ask the captain....but she probably won't mind. Much. __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

11-30-2002, 02:54 AM	#93
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Meanwhile, the Captain, while waiting for a response from the drunk Zavron, hears the Ninja-Human Pie. Turning momentarily, she says... EG: Yes, you may join. Wow, this crew is getting big. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

11-30-2002, 05:00 AM	#94
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eär: Yes, and that means more people to share the wine with. EG: looks very distraught at that idea EXK: Don't worry, cap'n. We'll just steal more wine! Sici: Exactly! fills up the glasses again __________________ We are not things.

11-30-2002, 06:18 AM	#95
zavron Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I am a Figment of your Imagination!!! OOOHHHH!!! Posts: 1,729	zavron: Hello is anyone on board!!! several elves whisk past attacking a ninja. zav: Your busy now so I'll come back later!!!hick trips up and lands on ninja. zav: Whoops!! Sorry mr ninja guy!! ninjas walks around in a daze and falls over board. zav: DON"T WORRY ILL SAVE YA!!!! Jumps overboard. ear: He is an Idiot!! smile spreads across her face I like him he's an honourary crew member allready! __________________ Visit http://nilore.suddenlaunch2.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ''ASH NAZG DUBARTULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM--ISHI KRIMPATUL...ash nazg, ash nazg......'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gil- galad was an elven king. Of him the harpers sadly sing: the last whose realm was fair and free between the mountains and the sea. His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shinig helm afar was seen; the countless stars of heaven's field were mirrored in his silver shield. But long ago he rode away, and where he dwelleth none can say; for into darkness fell his star in mordor where the shadows are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Last edited by zavron : 11-30-2002 at 06:20 AM.

11-30-2002, 12:58 PM	#96
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	Ninja: Gasps Unhand me, you dishonorable FIEND! Begins to smite zavron in the head with fist Zavron still is trying to recues the rather putout ninja as he continues to beat him Ninja: whining it's not working! Zavron: O' course not! Yar hittin' me in da head! __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

12-01-2002, 11:59 AM	#98
zavron Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I am a Figment of your Imagination!!! OOOHHHH!!! Posts: 1,729	zavron continuosly gets beaten over the head by the Ninja zavron: Fine I'll put ya bak in a wa'er!!! ninja: Wait!!! dumps Ninja back over board zavron: There!! __________________ Visit http://nilore.suddenlaunch2.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ''ASH NAZG DUBARTULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM--ISHI KRIMPATUL...ash nazg, ash nazg......'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gil- galad was an elven king. Of him the harpers sadly sing: the last whose realm was fair and free between the mountains and the sea. His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shinig helm afar was seen; the countless stars of heaven's field were mirrored in his silver shield. But long ago he rode away, and where he dwelleth none can say; for into darkness fell his star in mordor where the shadows are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

12-03-2002, 02:10 AM	#99
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	OOC: Humor me, the sword wielding, hyper acitve, hair triggered Human, and call me Ninja Ninja: WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! leaps out of water, misses the boat completely and lands in the water on the other side. Willow: As impressive as that was, don't we have some wine to find? __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

12-03-2002, 05:07 PM	#100
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	max: Get off me! Its not everv day a ninja lands on your head. Unless you are my uncle Borris now there is an interesting fellow...muses to self and continues babbling ninja: talking whale! max: call me max, as i was saying my uncle Borris... ninja: shut up you annoying...HAYYIA!! max: and this one time...OWW! that wasent very nice! back on board with you.uses blowhole(tm) to throw ninja back on board. __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. ************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"