The Drunk Elf Pirates and the Quest for the Holy Wine - Page 3

Sicirus · 09-16-2002, 08:59 AM

*jumps onto bed with Earm and munches on some chips.*

Sici:"That is quite an attractive sword "

I looked at my weapon. I only have a dagger and a bow for now.

Ear: starts to look inpation for the story.

I agree lets get on with it.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-16-2002, 11:48 AM

EG looks at the faces of her crew, eager for the story. She sighs, and begins...

ooc: I just wanted to post quickly here, but I don't have enough time for the story now, so I'll do that later. But please don't let anything else happen yet

Oh, and thanks, E XK

Garina · 10-10-2002, 12:11 PM

The door opens, and a figure slips through trying really hard to be inconspicous. She fails.

CRASH!!!!!!!!!!

Garina: Whoops! Sorry! By the way, did someone mention a fire extinguisher earlier? *reveals shiny red one*

*looks nervous as everyone is staring at her*
Please carry on Captain!

Sicirus · 10-10-2002, 06:21 PM

Growing inpatient I started to do a dnace of bordom. It included rolling artound on the floor acting dead drunk with fork waving in the air.
Everything goes silent.(krikkets(sp) chirp in background)

I get up and resum my spot and starts to sing heaven by Bryan Adams.

Garina · 10-10-2002, 06:29 PM

Okaaaaaay! *breaks out bottles of magic pixie drink*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 10-11-2002, 05:08 AM

ooc: Sorry, guys, I kinda forgot about it and then I couldn't post for a while...and now I'm too tired to think of something...but I promise I'll write the story tomorrow

Oh, and welcome back aboard, Garina!

Elfmaster XK · 10-11-2002, 11:30 AM

OOC: no problem EG, i knew your computer was messed up

And we will await the story...but, so it al makes sense with the stopping and waiting around thing...

XK - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*all jump up*

EG - What?

Gar - What?

Eär - Who?

XK - *looks around* So, so there are no crazy, demented, killer ants?

Gar - I had that dream once.

EG - Ok?

XK - Yes.

EG - So, anyway, after that we...*Sici puts up a hand*

Sici - Umm...could you sort of, start again, we fell asleep.

XK - Yeah, after the wine.

EG - So you weren't listening?

XK - You only just started, and we fell asleep. And so did you.

EG - Did not.

XK - Did. Look *points at EG's messed up desk, knocked over ink bottles and drink bottles.*

EG - Oh. Okay then. What was i telling you then?

Eär - The sword story.

EG - Right....

(OOC: There, sorted out for the impatience and that the story begins and then doesn't if you get me. Hope that makes sense

)

Eruviel Greenleaf · 10-12-2002, 02:20 AM

ooc: thanks, mate

EG: Well, i shall tell you the tale again, from the beginning. A long time ago--well, not that long ago, really, but long enough that i am much more experienced than i was but really don't get the idea i'm old or anything (

)--when i was but a wee lass and had not even a year of pirating, i was sailing on the May Queen, a lovely ship, captained by the legendary Long John Arsenic (a short explanation of the name: i keep getting mixed up with the symbols for the elements silver and arsenic: Ag and As respectively

) and i was the cabin boy-er, girl-well, i was pretending to be a boy at the time, so they could let me on the ship (silly people

) and anyway, they decided to set a course following a merchant vessel headed for England, full of spices, cloth and wine, not to mention a good bit of gold. So, we followed--
Tano: So you were stalking them?
EG: Er, I suppose you could call it that.
Tano: Okay, just wondering. *she grins*
EG: we followed them for a while, at a distance...

ooc: and there i will leave it for now. more later. feel free to interrupt for questions

Elfmaster XK · 10-12-2002, 07:12 AM

(OOC: I wrote a bit so EG wasn't left to do all the creating of the story, however, if you have your story exactly worked out tehn i'll edit it out.

)

XK - Did you blow them up?

EG - I haven't got to that bit yet...

Tano - Oh cool, did you have big weapons? We're they sharp and pointy and...

EG - Shh! I'm telling the story. And yes, there were weapons...but anyway...

XK - (whispers) Tano, do we have anything that blows up?

Tano - I think so. *glance at each other*

XK and Tano - Cool.

EG - Since they were but a simple merchant ship they didn't notice us at first. And we were able to get close to them. Being the cabin boy, girl, whatever, they saw it fit to send me aboard alone as a kind of reconaissance mission, to see if it was worth looting. Even if it wasn't we'd probably loot it anyway

Eär - Did they throw you overboard?

EG - No. Well, sort of. I had to jump off the plank and they lowered me down a small boat and paddle.

XK - Why didn't they lower the boat with you in it?

EG - The captain was very mean. So anyway, i paddled to the other ship, which was by now anchored for the night as there was no wind. And i climbed up the side of the boat, watching before hauling myself up i saw this guy walking around on deck. He looked troubled, but was certainly not merchant...

XK - HA! HA HA! HE WAS A VILLAIN AND YOU FANCIED HIM! *bursts into fits of hysterical laughter, trying to say pervy...villain...fancier...*

EG - *sighs* Maybe he was a villain. Maybe not. *silence excpet for XK's convulsive laughter. Other 'shh' her so EG can continue, and eventually find giving her a drink shuts her up*

OOC: Hope that's ok EG

Eruviel Greenleaf · 10-13-2002, 02:38 AM

ooc: is good, E XK

EG: so, as i was saying, i saw this man, and he didn't see me, so i hid behind the lifeboat, hoping he would go away. i watched him, and he continued to stand there, looking somewhat angst-ridden and almost pathetic, and very villanous. and no, i did not fancy him. hmph.

E XK: sure ya didn't!

EG: i didn't. definitely not my type of villain

E XK: right, sure, i believe ya, cap'n!

EG: if i may continue?

E XK: of course, cap'n

EG: thanks

so, i watched him and then i had to sneeze, because it was very dusty beneath the lifeboat. but i couldn't, because then i would be caught, of course! but after a while i couldnt' help it, and i sneezed. he heard, and came over to the boat, and lifted it quietly. he obviously did not want to be heard! it was inevitable; he saw me. i drew my knife, but kept it behind my back so he couldn't see it. he took a hold of my arm, and asked, 'what are you doing here?' and i replied, 'one would ask the same of you! who are you? what do you want here?' and he gave a me an odd look, and said nothing. so i drew my knife and said if he did not tell me, i would kill him. he laughed at me and we got in to a bit of a quiet scuffle. in the end, i had the knife against his throat and he was rather bruised. of course, so was i but i had the power there. he admitted that he was a pirate, and doing just as i was! scouting out the ship for treasure! so i said, 'look ye here, ye crazy fool! i am the cabin boy of this ship, and you're going to the captain now!' 'silly boy,' says he, 'i know just what you're about! you want to plunder the ship same as i!' and then i was a bit stuck, neh?

ooc: and i don't know what's going to happen, yet...

Elfmaster XK · 10-13-2002, 08:06 AM

OOC:Heh heh, i felt like being annoying

It's not like everyone can be called a villain fancier

XK - *giggles*

EG - What?

XK - Nothing *innocent smile*

EG - Tell me.

XK - Not your type of villain, puh-lease

EG - I may have to hit you if you don't shut up.

XK - Only becuase you won't admit you're a pervy villain fancier

*THWACK!* OW!!!

*crew laugh*

EG - *laughs* I didn't realsie my spyglass was such a good weapon...

Tano - Ooooooh, weaponry *tries to snatch spyglass*

XK - *dizzy looking* Who am i?

***Earniel*** · 10-14-2002, 04:22 AM

Eär: *sighs* Ah, I like romantic stories....

EG: *wacks Eärniel on the head with the spyglass* Look, I never said I fancied him! (not yet anyway)

Eär: *lying nearly senseless on the floor with tiny purple dragons flying around her head, singing tweet-tweet-tweet* Got it.

EG: Good.

Garina · 10-14-2002, 11:00 AM

Garina: We seem to have come to a pause in the story. Food will shortly be served by the tame gerbils.

Elfmaster XK · 10-16-2002, 11:00 AM

XK - *glances at Garina* You let rodents on my beautiful ship!!!

EG - *coughs*

XK - I mean, Cap'n Eruviel's beautiful ship?

Gar - Umm...no....er, cheesecake?

Eär - Is it chocolate?

Gar - *rummages in a handy box of food*

EG - A glass of wine would be good also.

Garina · 10-16-2002, 11:19 AM

Garina: Don't worry, they're well trained.
We don't have wine remember? That would be the point of the quest.
*rummages in pockets*
Ok, we have: miruvor, dwarvish ale, magic pixie drink, and various alcopops, but no wine. What would people like?

Sicirus · 10-16-2002, 08:25 PM

ooc: I am a deranged wolf. Right?

ic: Sici: No wine. Are you elves nuts.
OH rodents. *chases highly trained rodents into frenzy.*
Everyone:screams as the rodents start to skudder around their feet.

Garina:*stuffs wolf with pixie drink and throws him in the closet. "Well that takes care of that. Drinks anyone?

Willow Oran · 10-17-2002, 12:50 AM

(sits quietly in the corner wondering just how she managed to end up here...)

Willow(to herself): All I wanted to do was get home. I didn't ask to fall overboard, I just wanted to get home to see my family again and now I'm probably going to be stuck with these crazy alchoholics for who knows how long!

Garina: Hey you in the corner! Wanna drink?

Willow: Drink- what? No! No drinks... I'm lost, I'm confused, and I have no idea what on earth I'm doing here!

Tano: All the more reason to drink. Anyway I thought faeries liked wine.

Willow: I don't. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fly straight when you're drunk? It's almost as incapitating as being soaking wet. What happened to the story? I liked the story. It was nice and quiet when she was telling the story.

Earniel: I think she's starting to go a little hysterical, she really needs a drink...

Willow(curls up in a ball and starts rocking back and forth in a manner that suggests she is going insane): Meeble...

Elfmaster XK · 10-17-2002, 05:33 AM

Xk - *approaches Willow* It's okay, the cap'n will start the story again. We were just interupting and mocking her

EG - Ahem! I am here you know.

Eär - Have some pixie wine!

EG - Ooohh...

Sici - And then we can hear the rest of the tale before night fall.

XK - It's already fell.

Eär - You're really not funny when you're not drunk.

XK - I know, it's rather sad.

*all look back to the cap'n, who is sitting on her desk, a look of deep contemplation across her face as the candlelight flickers and dances around the room.*

XK - She fancied him.

***Earniel*** · 10-25-2002, 05:37 PM

Eär: *puts hands above her head in a defensive manner* It wasn't me who said that! It wasn't me! Don't hit me! *points to XK* It was her!

EG: *missed the whole thing because she was in deep contemplation* Mmmmm?

Eär: *goes back to normal* Oh, nothing.

XK: You were just about to continue the story, cap'n.

zavron · 10-30-2002, 10:55 AM

hello!! can I join?

Ill be a drunk nutter who keeps breaking bottles over peoples heads for no reason! I can either be just a crew guy!! or the navigator if you dont allredy have one!!

please reply if I can join!

oh my name can be zavron or just zavvy the drunken B*st*rd!! (thats easy enough)

heres an Idea about when I can come in on the story, if i am of course, maybe at a port in a tavern?

I guess my character would kinda resemble Jack from
'FATHER TED'

"DRINKKK!!!!" "AR*E!!" "FE*K!!!" "JUGS!!!" " GIRLS!!"

I even have a catch phrase when IM emenseley DRUNK

"err... aahhh... drink!!....errr wanna com bak oo mi place!!!hehehehe!"

09-16-2002, 08:59 AM	#41
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	jumps onto bed with Earm and munches on some chips. Sici:"That is quite an attractive sword " I looked at my weapon. I only have a dagger and a bow for now. Ear: starts to look inpation for the story. I agree lets get on with it. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

09-16-2002, 11:48 AM	#42
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	EG looks at the faces of her crew, eager for the story. She sighs, and begins... ooc: I just wanted to post quickly here, but I don't have enough time for the story now, so I'll do that later. But please don't let anything else happen yet Oh, and thanks, E XK __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

10-10-2002, 12:11 PM	#43
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	The door opens, and a figure slips through trying really hard to be inconspicous. She fails. CRASH!!!!!!!!!! Garina: Whoops! Sorry! By the way, did someone mention a fire extinguisher earlier? reveals shiny red one looks nervous as everyone is staring at her Please carry on Captain! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

10-10-2002, 06:21 PM	#44
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Growing inpatient I started to do a dnace of bordom. It included rolling artound on the floor acting dead drunk with fork waving in the air. Everything goes silent.(krikkets(sp) chirp in background) I get up and resum my spot and starts to sing heaven by Bryan Adams. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

10-10-2002, 06:29 PM	#45
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Okaaaaaay! breaks out bottles of magic pixie drink __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

10-11-2002, 05:08 AM	#46
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	ooc: Sorry, guys, I kinda forgot about it and then I couldn't post for a while...and now I'm too tired to think of something...but I promise I'll write the story tomorrow Oh, and welcome back aboard, Garina! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

10-11-2002, 11:30 AM	#47
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	OOC: no problem EG, i knew your computer was messed up And we will await the story...but, so it al makes sense with the stopping and waiting around thing... XK - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! all jump up EG - What? Gar - What? Eär - Who? XK - looks around So, so there are no crazy, demented, killer ants? Gar - I had that dream once. EG - Ok? XK - Yes. EG - So, anyway, after that we...Sici puts up a hand Sici - Umm...could you sort of, start again, we fell asleep. XK - Yeah, after the wine. EG - So you weren't listening? XK - You only just started, and we fell asleep. And so did you. EG - Did not. XK - Did. Look points at EG's messed up desk, knocked over ink bottles and drink bottles. EG - Oh. Okay then. What was i telling you then? Eär - The sword story. EG - Right.... (OOC: There, sorted out for the impatience and that the story begins and then doesn't if you get me. Hope that makes sense ) __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

10-12-2002, 02:20 AM	#48
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	ooc: thanks, mate EG: Well, i shall tell you the tale again, from the beginning. A long time ago--well, not that long ago, really, but long enough that i am much more experienced than i was but really don't get the idea i'm old or anything ()--when i was but a wee lass and had not even a year of pirating, i was sailing on the May Queen, a lovely ship, captained by the legendary Long John Arsenic (a short explanation of the name: i keep getting mixed up with the symbols for the elements silver and arsenic: Ag and As respectively ) and i was the cabin boy-er, girl-well, i was pretending to be a boy at the time, so they could let me on the ship (silly people ) and anyway, they decided to set a course following a merchant vessel headed for England, full of spices, cloth and wine, not to mention a good bit of gold. So, we followed-- Tano: So you were stalking them? EG: Er, I suppose you could call it that. Tano: Okay, just wondering. she grins EG: we followed them for a while, at a distance... ooc: and there i will leave it for now. more later. feel free to interrupt for questions __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

10-12-2002, 07:12 AM	#49
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	(OOC: I wrote a bit so EG wasn't left to do all the creating of the story, however, if you have your story exactly worked out tehn i'll edit it out. ) XK - Did you blow them up? EG - I haven't got to that bit yet... Tano - Oh cool, did you have big weapons? We're they sharp and pointy and... EG - Shh! I'm telling the story. And yes, there were weapons...but anyway... XK - (whispers) Tano, do we have anything that blows up? Tano - I think so. glance at each other XK and Tano - Cool. EG - Since they were but a simple merchant ship they didn't notice us at first. And we were able to get close to them. Being the cabin boy, girl, whatever, they saw it fit to send me aboard alone as a kind of reconaissance mission, to see if it was worth looting. Even if it wasn't we'd probably loot it anyway Eär - Did they throw you overboard? EG - No. Well, sort of. I had to jump off the plank and they lowered me down a small boat and paddle. XK - Why didn't they lower the boat with you in it? EG - The captain was very mean. So anyway, i paddled to the other ship, which was by now anchored for the night as there was no wind. And i climbed up the side of the boat, watching before hauling myself up i saw this guy walking around on deck. He looked troubled, but was certainly not merchant... XK - HA! HA HA! HE WAS A VILLAIN AND YOU FANCIED HIM! bursts into fits of hysterical laughter, trying to say pervy...villain...fancier... EG - sighs Maybe he was a villain. Maybe not. silence excpet for XK's convulsive laughter. Other 'shh' her so EG can continue, and eventually find giving her a drink shuts her up OOC: Hope that's ok EG __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

10-13-2002, 02:38 AM	#50
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	ooc: is good, E XK EG: so, as i was saying, i saw this man, and he didn't see me, so i hid behind the lifeboat, hoping he would go away. i watched him, and he continued to stand there, looking somewhat angst-ridden and almost pathetic, and very villanous. and no, i did not fancy him. hmph. E XK: sure ya didn't! EG: i didn't. definitely not my type of villain E XK: right, sure, i believe ya, cap'n! EG: if i may continue? E XK: of course, cap'n EG: thanks so, i watched him and then i had to sneeze, because it was very dusty beneath the lifeboat. but i couldn't, because then i would be caught, of course! but after a while i couldnt' help it, and i sneezed. he heard, and came over to the boat, and lifted it quietly. he obviously did not want to be heard! it was inevitable; he saw me. i drew my knife, but kept it behind my back so he couldn't see it. he took a hold of my arm, and asked, 'what are you doing here?' and i replied, 'one would ask the same of you! who are you? what do you want here?' and he gave a me an odd look, and said nothing. so i drew my knife and said if he did not tell me, i would kill him. he laughed at me and we got in to a bit of a quiet scuffle. in the end, i had the knife against his throat and he was rather bruised. of course, so was i but i had the power there. he admitted that he was a pirate, and doing just as i was! scouting out the ship for treasure! so i said, 'look ye here, ye crazy fool! i am the cabin boy of this ship, and you're going to the captain now!' 'silly boy,' says he, 'i know just what you're about! you want to plunder the ship same as i!' and then i was a bit stuck, neh? ooc: and i don't know what's going to happen, yet... __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

10-13-2002, 08:06 AM	#51
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	OOC:Heh heh, i felt like being annoying It's not like everyone can be called a villain fancier XK - giggles EG - What? XK - Nothing innocent smile EG - Tell me. XK - Not your type of villain, puh-lease EG - I may have to hit you if you don't shut up. XK - Only becuase you won't admit you're a pervy villain fancier THWACK! OW!!! crew laugh EG - laughs I didn't realsie my spyglass was such a good weapon... Tano - Ooooooh, weaponry tries to snatch spyglass XK - dizzy looking Who am i? __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

10-14-2002, 04:22 AM	#52
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eär: sighs Ah, I like romantic stories.... EG: wacks Eärniel on the head with the spyglass Look, I never said I fancied him! (not yet anyway) Eär: lying nearly senseless on the floor with tiny purple dragons flying around her head, singing tweet-tweet-tweet Got it. EG: Good. __________________ We are not things.

10-14-2002, 11:00 AM	#53
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Garina: We seem to have come to a pause in the story. Food will shortly be served by the tame gerbils. __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

10-16-2002, 11:00 AM	#54
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	XK - glances at Garina You let rodents on my beautiful ship!!! EG - coughs XK - I mean, Cap'n Eruviel's beautiful ship? Gar - Umm...no....er, cheesecake? Eär - Is it chocolate? Gar - rummages in a handy box of food EG - A glass of wine would be good also. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

10-16-2002, 11:19 AM	#55
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Garina: Don't worry, they're well trained. We don't have wine remember? That would be the point of the quest. rummages in pockets Ok, we have: miruvor, dwarvish ale, magic pixie drink, and various alcopops, but no wine. What would people like? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

10-16-2002, 08:25 PM	#56
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	ooc: I am a deranged wolf. Right? ic: Sici: No wine. Are you elves nuts. OH rodents. chases highly trained rodents into frenzy. Everyone:screams as the rodents start to skudder around their feet. Garina:*stuffs wolf with pixie drink and throws him in the closet. "Well that takes care of that. Drinks anyone? __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

10-17-2002, 12:50 AM	#57
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	(sits quietly in the corner wondering just how she managed to end up here...) Willow(to herself): All I wanted to do was get home. I didn't ask to fall overboard, I just wanted to get home to see my family again and now I'm probably going to be stuck with these crazy alchoholics for who knows how long! Garina: Hey you in the corner! Wanna drink? Willow: Drink- what? No! No drinks... I'm lost, I'm confused, and I have no idea what on earth I'm doing here! Tano: All the more reason to drink. Anyway I thought faeries liked wine. Willow: I don't. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fly straight when you're drunk? It's almost as incapitating as being soaking wet. What happened to the story? I liked the story. It was nice and quiet when she was telling the story. Earniel: I think she's starting to go a little hysterical, she really needs a drink... Willow(curls up in a ball and starts rocking back and forth in a manner that suggests she is going insane): Meeble... __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

10-17-2002, 05:33 AM	#58
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Xk - approaches Willow It's okay, the cap'n will start the story again. We were just interupting and mocking her EG - Ahem! I am here you know. Eär - Have some pixie wine! EG - Ooohh... Sici - And then we can hear the rest of the tale before night fall. XK - It's already fell. Eär - You're really not funny when you're not drunk. XK - I know, it's rather sad. all look back to the cap'n, who is sitting on her desk, a look of deep contemplation across her face as the candlelight flickers and dances around the room. XK - She fancied him. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

10-25-2002, 05:37 PM	#59
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eär: puts hands above her head in a defensive manner It wasn't me who said that! It wasn't me! Don't hit me! points to XK It was her! EG: missed the whole thing because she was in deep contemplation Mmmmm? Eär: goes back to normal Oh, nothing. XK: You were just about to continue the story, cap'n. __________________ We are not things.

10-30-2002, 10:55 AM	#60
zavron Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I am a Figment of your Imagination!!! OOOHHHH!!! Posts: 1,729	hello!! can I join? Ill be a drunk nutter who keeps breaking bottles over peoples heads for no reason! I can either be just a crew guy!! or the navigator if you dont allredy have one!! please reply if I can join! oh my name can be zavron or just zavvy the drunken Bstrd!! (thats easy enough) heres an Idea about when I can come in on the story, if i am of course, maybe at a port in a tavern? I guess my character would kinda resemble Jack from 'FATHER TED' "DRINKKK!!!!" "ARE!!" "FEK!!!" "JUGS!!!" " GIRLS!!" I even have a catch phrase when IM emenseley DRUNK "err... aahhh... drink!!....errr wanna com bak oo mi place!!!hehehehe!" __________________ Visit http://nilore.suddenlaunch2.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ''ASH NAZG DUBARTULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM--ISHI KRIMPATUL...ash nazg, ash nazg......'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gil- galad was an elven king. Of him the harpers sadly sing: the last whose realm was fair and free between the mountains and the sea. His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shinig helm afar was seen; the countless stars of heaven's field were mirrored in his silver shield. But long ago he rode away, and where he dwelleth none can say; for into darkness fell his star in mordor where the shadows are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Last edited by zavron : 10-30-2002 at 12:00 PM.