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03-05-2002, 01:56 AM
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The Rogue Elf
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(Rogue Elf suddenly hops up in front of everyone and scares the shizznel out of them. She's been so quiet they have obviously forgotten she was even there.)
Rogue Elf: There is nothing to fear, my friends! Darkness befalls but every night and light always follows the morning sun! We shall make it through safely if we travel cautiously and close! Now, everyone, follow me! I shall lead the way! (Rogue Elf whips some stuff out from her pack and makes a torch from a nearby piece of wood, then disappears into the dark tunnel.) Rogue Elf: (shouting from inside) Come, now, my friends! Imladris awaits! |
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03-05-2002, 02:38 AM
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Halfwitted
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Eryn Vorn
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The TLA loosen their swords/bow strings/whatever and step into the dark and eerie tunnel.
Sam: And they call this a River . . . FrodoFriend: This is no river . . . it's a tomb! *points at overturned garbage can and shrieks* Vile foulness! Death and decay everywhere! Saruman's witchery besmirches all that is fair! *wails and gibbers* Markedel: Fear not, ladies! We shall overcome even this dark place! Think of this woman whom we must heal! Everyone looks accusingly at the Counsellor. Counsellor: What? It's MY fault you loonies are afraid of a garbage can? FrodoFriend: *stuffs sock into Counsellor's mouth* Let us make haste then, for if someone doesn't heal this crazy woman soon I swear I'll flip out and have to take drastic action . . . *mutters* And so, the TLA pass unharmed through the Dark Tunnel, finally emerging into the blinding sunlight at the other end.
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03-05-2002, 09:54 AM
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Lurker
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Oh, dang. I had no internet yesterday and I practically went bananas while you guys were having so much fun. *sniffs*
 Anyway... Elf Girl: Hurrah! we have reached the light of day again! Counselor: (working sock out of her mouth)Where are you taking me?! Laurelyn: We told you to remember this time! Sam: Rivendell! (they come to a tiny, muddy, creek) Elf Girl: Ah! the river! It is only a few more miles to Rivendell! Renille: Follow the river, everyone! FrodoFriend: (re-stuffs sock in counselor's mouth) (all troop off, following the "river")
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03-05-2002, 11:10 PM
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Halfwitted
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Eryn Vorn
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Mwahaha!! I am FrodoFriend the Re-stuffer!!
FrodoFriend takes the sock out of the Counsellor's mouth. Counsellor: *sighs* Thanks . . . FF re-stuffs sock. Counsellor: Mmmmhmnm!!! FF un-stuffs sock. Counsellor: *yelling* If I weren't tied up, young lady, I'd - FF re-stuffs sock. Counsellor: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!! FF un-stuffs sock. FF: Mwahaha!! How d'ya like that, eh? Counsello: Why you little! FF re-stuffs sock. Anyway, just ignore that little interlude . . . just personal vengeance . . . 
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03-05-2002, 11:22 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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Tano walked a little behind the group, playing with the phone, pushing random buttons. Then she heard a voice coming from the phone--"Hello?"
She put it up to her ear. "Hi. Who are you?" "Wha--? Why are you asking me? You called me. Yeah. Whatever. Are you, like, a stalker or something?" "A what? Like celery? No, I'm Tanoliel. I'm a hobbit." "Yeah...um...hobbit...whatever. Oh, whoa, you mean like in that movie? Like, what was it, Lord of the Rings or something, do you like know Legolas? Oh, my god, he so hot, could you like introduce me or something? Whoa, that would be, like, so cool..." "Um, I don't actually..." Tano said, but the girl on the other end wasn't listening. "Sam does, though, I think," Tano added, and ran up to find Sam. "Hey, Sam, here, someone wants to meet Legolas, that elf." She held out the phone, the voice still coming from the phone bubbling about Legolas. -tano (heehee...sorry...my little phone interlude with the legolas fangirl--yahhhh! NOOOO! RUN! *cough* scuse me...  )
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03-06-2002, 07:30 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan?
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That was funny, tano and FrodoFriend!
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03-06-2002, 07:31 AM
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Elf Lord
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IGNORE THIS . . . . I double-posted by mistake. :embarassed:
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03-06-2002, 03:09 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: La La Land
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Nariel looks at the others fiddling with the phone.
Nariel: Hand me that evil device! Who now wants to meet Frodo. Sam and Tano hand her the phone. She cautiously puts it to her ear. Nariel: May I help you? LFG (Legolas fan girl): Who are you? Nariel: I am Nariel of Mirkwood. LFG: What? Nariel: I am an elf. LFG: Oh my gosh! like, did you like know that guy who played legolas? Like isn't he so totally hot? Like did you know Liv Tyler? Wasn't she awesome as Arwen? Oh my gosh I loved that Strider guy but Legolas like totally beats him in hotness. Like did you know any of them? Nariel (to others): I believe she speaks of the visual historical documents of Middle Earth which have just been released. [to LFG] My lady, I knew Legolas long ago, as well as the Lady Arwen and her father Elrond the Halfelven. But I have not spoken with any of them in many years. And I know nothing of this Liz Taylor of which you speak.... (ooc; sorry guys I just had to add that liz taylor bit)
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03-06-2002, 03:20 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Middle-Earth
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Irid looked at the scene with a twinkle in her eyes. Her wolves were passing comment in her mind, and she had to laugh with it.
"Races of everywhere, I think that we must now make haste. If we do not, I fear this woman will be forlorn (*gosh how i love that word, forlorn *) We must get to Imladris soon..."
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03-06-2002, 04:51 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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Eärniel: So, how much time do you reckon we have?
Irid al'Menie: I'm unsure, it depends on the state of the poor woman's mind. Eärniel: Let's find out then. Eärniel: *holding her hand in front of the counsellor* How many fingers am I holding up? Counsellor: mmmmh mmmmm MMM!!! Renille: Just a thought, Eärniel, it might be FrodoFriend's sock preventing her to speak. Eärniel: Off course how could I forget? * Pulls out sock* Counsellor: Now please listen, we can solve this as grown up people... just untie me and let me go and I won't tell the police... Eärniel: Police? Oh you mean those Rangers that brought me to the meeting. But I WANT to contact them! They still got my sword...seriously, how am I to defend myself when danger presents itself? All I have is my catapult and... Counsellor: *getting impatient (yet again)* Now listen you idiots! I said... Eärniel: *looking hurt*There's no need to get rude! Go ahead FrodoFriend.. *FrodoFriend restuffs the sock* Eärniel: Remind me again how we are doing this to HELP her... Because personally I feel like I'm starting to forget the not-kick-defenseless-tied-up-counsellors-rule... PS: This is the first RPG I have ever done so forgive me if I break any rule... For the record I don't mind that you take over my character a bit, just don't kill me or turn me into anything unnatural, ok? Anything natural is fine with me... no!, forget I said that! |
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03-06-2002, 05:27 PM
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Lurker
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(They reach a large house with one of those tower things)
Elf Girl: We are here! C'mere Rogue Elf, we need to explain this poor woman's condition to Elrond.(knocks with knocker) (door opens) Rogue Elf: We have a woman in critical condition here. She must be tended immediatly. This would be a good time for someone to join the RPG as someone inside the house.
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03-07-2002, 07:44 AM
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Elf Lord
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Alright, sorry to anyone who was gonna hop in here . . .
In the high doorway there stands an Elf, her long hair falling down her face. She looks at the various TLA members, and at the Counselor. Elf: Ah, I see . . . come in. No, through this door, it won't work otherwise. And bring your passenger . . . Elrond shall want to see her. The Elf steps back a little from the dorrway to allow the TLA to pass through, and the doorway shimmers slightly. Laurelyn: *Steps up to the doorway and walks through . . .* She is followed by the rest of the TLA, with FrodoFriend and Rogue Elf carrying the counselor. They all make their way through the doorway and look around them. Startled, they look back to where the door was . . . Counselor: *Stops struggling. FF yanks sock out of her mouth* Oh. my. god . . . . Laurelyn: *Looks pleased* Dear Eru! Comments like this continue for a while from all the members of the group. They are indeed at their destination, Rivendell . . . and the door behind them is now only a window. Waterfalls cascade from rocks and run down in a wild river. Majestic trees rise up (not mallorns) and they can all hear singing voices on the wind of delighted Elves. An Elf comes toward them from one of the houses. Elrond: Selien here said you had a woman with you . . . said she needed care . . . FrodoFriend: *steps forward and presents the Counselor* She is quite insane . . . . Laurelyn: *coughunderstatementofthecenturycough*
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03-07-2002, 12:01 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Location: Middle-Earth
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*OOC: this is basicely not possible because elrond went to the west. But hey, you don't hear me complain
 *Irid looked around with a rejoicing look in her eyes. The wolves had not been afraid at all, and she had not either. It had been a long time since she had seen Rivendell, and she was happy to see it again. She bowed to Elrond when he came to them, but didn't speak. She had enough of just looking everywhere...
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03-07-2002, 12:38 PM
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Elf Lord
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OOC: I know it's not possible; I said it anyway.
Hey, maybe there's a recreation of Rivendell in Valinor or something and we're there!
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03-07-2002, 01:31 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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Eärniel is hopping up and down of excitement. She looks around her, her eyes darting here and there. Elrond gives her a look as if he is realising that the counsellor isn't the only insane woman here.... Only when she inadvertently steps on the tail of one of Irid's wolves who then snarls at her, does she calm down. But her eyes keep gleaming and she is obviously dying to explore her new surroundings. The other TLA members too feel the enchantment of the place. The counsellor looks a bit lost, if not on the edge of freaking out.
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03-07-2002, 04:00 PM
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Lurker
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ooc: I know it's not possible too but its fun.
Elf Girl: It is a joy to be back with my kindred once again. (wanders off looking around) Counselor: (to Elrond) What on Earth is going on here? Who are you? Elrond: she is returning to the light. Counselor: Huh? Elrond: you haven't been stabbed with a Morgul-blade, have you? Counselor: huh? Elrond: (Exasperatedly) I mean, has anyone cut you with a sword lately? Counselor: (looking very much like if she takes any more of this, she will go insane) uh, no Elrond: My lady, you have taken some greivous hurt. Elf Girl: (faint cry from far off) Arwen, what're you doing here? Where's Aragorn? Rogue Elf: Arwen! she left many a long age ago! (Runs off to check it out) Counselor: (now convinced she is dreaming)My, that smells nice. What is it? Elrond: Lady, that scent is the fair odor of athelas. Counselor: Athe- What? Everyong present: Athelas! Counselor: Huh? Elrond: Well, I thought she was returning to the light.
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03-07-2002, 07:17 PM
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'Sober' Mullet Frosh
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Markedel: Perhaps if we allow the lady to rest she shall more swiftly. We have been on a long journey, perhpas lord Elrond you can tell us of the date...
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03-07-2002, 09:36 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: Well, see, I think she comes from another place....sort of far away...okay, well, really far away....and well, I was there and there was a whole lot of very weird things, but if she comes from there she may not know what's going on. In fact, I'm almost sure she doesn't. *tano stops speaking as she realizes Elrond is completely ignoring her* Fine. Don't listen. Where's that phone-thing anyhow? I want it back.
-tano ooc: I wonder if Verizon Wireless Network works in Rivendell?
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03-07-2002, 11:28 PM
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Halfwitted
Join Date: Dec 2001
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FF: Come on, let's cure this dumb woman already, I have to go stalk - I mean, meet Frodo!
Counsellor: *looks offended* Elrond: *sighs* Very well. I was actually going to save Middle Earth from a deadly peril, but I guess I can heal your stupid counsellor woman. Tanoliel, could you please put that phone down now? Tanoliel clutches the cell phone protectively. Elrond: ****! Oh, I mean, dear Eru! I need more athelas! RE: Aren't you supposed to have Elvish medicine that's superior to athelas? Elrond: *stuffs sock into RE's mouth* FF: HEY! That's my job! *stuffs sock into Elrond's mouth* Mwaha hahaha . . .
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03-08-2002, 12:51 AM
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The Rogue Elf
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Rogue Elf: Ewwww! I need MOUTHWASH! [runs off down to the stream]
Counsellor: [looks even more offended] FrodoFriend: Hey! Quit that! [un-stuffs Elrond and re-stuffs the Counsellor] Elrond: [grabs his forehead] I need some athelas... |
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