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Tano: Ay...ay...quieres Prozac? *glances up as she hears a distant noise* No se que fue...pero no lo explote! Oh, wait...what am I saying? Of course I blew it up...though I really don't know what it is. Was, anyhow.
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08-02-2002, 05:22 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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Eärniel: *mutters* This is not the kind of scourging I was going for. I've been had. Big time.
Aragren: *walks past*Less talk and more cleaning. My battelplan is sound. Eärniel: *mutters* This's not a battleplan, it's a renovating plan. Aragren: *sighs* Then what did you expect, Samniel? Eärniel: I don't know, a little fighting and possibly killing some sollicitorcs, maybe even a little mayhem and chaos. Definately not sweeping corridors and so much Spanish. Gandgirl: Not enough danger and excitement in the job perhaps? Eärniel: *thinks* Yeah, that might probably be it.... and definately not enough chocolate. Aragren: I see, well in that case.... You get to clean the manager's office. Eärniel: *looks at the door of the manager's office, omnious music starts playing* Oh joy. * picks up bucket and broom and enters the office (without knocking) The rest of the TLA looks on* Saurokatt: *looks on watch* I give her about 3 minutes. Willow: I bet you a candybar she only needs 2. Saurokatt: Deal. *Suddenly there is furious shouting coming from the office, the rest can hear only part of the melee. Something about cleaning and intruding and this not being a battlefield and possibly even chocolate. Saurokatt hands Willow a candybar.* Tanoliel: Not fair, why is Samniel getting all the fun? Eruviel: Yeah, come on folks. Let's sweep some manager. *all raise brooms, buckets, and other cleaningmaterial* CHAAAAARGE!!
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08-02-2002, 12:44 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: A lone hill in the field of Cormallen (ok, ok, Minnesota)
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Earniel: I'm finished and it only took me two minutes
Willow: did I you here that I won the bet and it's in your face give the candybar. Saurokatt: here I hope your happy. Earniel could you work any slower I lost a candybar Gandgirl: you scums bet on Earniel well then I bet you guys can go five days without betting. Saurokatt: you can't do that it's our nauture to Willow:yah, what's your problem, but I'll execpt will you Saurokatt Saurokatt: fine very well then no betting Gandgirl: If you win I will give you an all you can eat buffet Willow: what do we give you If we lose? Gandgirl: I'll Have to think about it Willow: I don't think that's a good sign Earniel: and I will have to think about that too so you go finish up the manager office NOW! Saurokatt and Willow : Fine *walks in* Willow: *cleans* hay Saurokatt: what Willow: look what I found Saurokatt: what is it Willow: I think it is a dwarf Lossie: *snoreing* *wakes up* Willow: o Great you woke it up Lossei: Hi my name is Lossei and don;t wake me up from a nice sleep again
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I know Claenoic. I have connections! Chip the glasses and crack the plates Blunt the knives and bend the forks That's what Bilbo Baggins hates- Smash the bottles and burn the corks Cut the cloth and trend on the fat Pour the milk on the pantry floor Leave the bones on the bedroom mat Splash the wine on every door Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl Pound them up with a thumping pole and when your finished if any are whole Send them down the hall to roll That's what Bilbo Baggins hates So carefully carefully with the plates Last edited by Lossei : 08-02-2002 at 01:46 PM. |
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08-02-2002, 12:57 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: *pokes her head round the door* Hey, lookit. It's another one. *yells back down the corridor* There are people popping up everywhere now!
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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08-02-2002, 01:12 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: A lone hill in the field of Cormallen (ok, ok, Minnesota)
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Lossei: I wanted to let you know that there are five others but they are soon to be gone they leave to find the special tree but I think it's a myth how about you
Willow:to stunned to talk said nothing Saurokatt: tano it talks and Willow is not moveing Tano: be right there to help you with Willow and I know they talk ok
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I know Claenoic. I have connections! Chip the glasses and crack the plates Blunt the knives and bend the forks That's what Bilbo Baggins hates- Smash the bottles and burn the corks Cut the cloth and trend on the fat Pour the milk on the pantry floor Leave the bones on the bedroom mat Splash the wine on every door Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl Pound them up with a thumping pole and when your finished if any are whole Send them down the hall to roll That's what Bilbo Baggins hates So carefully carefully with the plates Last edited by Lossei : 08-02-2002 at 01:16 PM. |
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08-02-2002, 01:13 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: *bops Willow on the head with a sponge*
Willow: Wha? Oh....er...sorry. Chocolate deprivation moment. *grabs chocolate and begins to eat*
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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08-02-2002, 02:08 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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(They hear a splash from the kitchen)
Willow: Ai No! I left the twins in there doing the dishes! (As she says this they hear a cry from one of the twins and a long loud cresendo of crashes and bangs and rattles. The noise gradually dies down leaving the sound of a lone dish spinning around on the floor before coming to a stop.) Tano: Quick! To the kitchen! The evil soap gremlins have the twins in their grasp! Eruviel: We must rescue them! Even if they are vain little twerps most of the time. All: Charge!!!!
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08-02-2002, 02:44 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
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OOC- Aw..you don't like my battle plan, Earniel?? Sorry. Maybe it'll improve with this-
Aragren- EVERYONE! This part of the Shire is sound. We must now go to the heart of destruction and dirt! the psychiatric ward ! All-Gasp! Aragren- We may not escape with our freedom or our lives...but at least we will have tried to free the good hobbits who live there! Liberate the prisoners! Elladan- Pardon me, but does this require getting my hands dirty? Eruviel- For the LAST TIME. SHUT UP. Gandgirl- Charge! *The cellowship madly circles around the ward, knocking down doors, "scouring" the rooms, generally creating chaos. Soon, all the patients join them. The doctors and nurses were in an uproar. But then...they knocked down a heavy door and out poured...* Earniel- An army of sollictorcs! Aragren- STAY CALM! EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL! FIGHT!
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08-02-2002, 03:48 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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OOC: I did like your battle plan, Renille, I really did. It was very original. I just felt like being a pain.
 And we did have to get rid of the manager, didn't we?   Tano: Under control?! You call this under control?! *hits a sollicitorc* Eruviel: There too many! We're doomed!*kills another one* Aragren: No, no, no. We're not doomed! I didn't plan for us to get doomed! We can't be doomed! *whacks a third* *But still the sollicitorcs keep coming. The TLA and the patients who joined them fight for their dear life and freedom of insanity* random patient: This will be our Waterloo! Eärniel: And who are you then? random patient:*lifts strange-formed hat from head* Ah my lady, Napoleon Bonaparte at your service.... other patient: Don't believe him! I AM Napoleon Bonaparte! You imposter! *the two patients start fighting* Eärniel: Sorry I asked. *smacks another orc to make her feel better* *suddenly strange noices are heard coming from the outside. The fighting stops for a moment* Willow: *rushes to window and looks outside* The eagles! The eagles are coming! Moraumer: *runs to same window and looks outside* You fool of a faerie! Those aren't eagles! That's the police! Ay, ay, the riotpolice has come!
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08-02-2002, 09:59 PM
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*Saurokatt creates a sword to fight the Sollicitorcs with.*
Saurokatt: Hey! Wait just a damn minute! *Grows to look mighty and powerfull* Sollicitorcs! It is I! Your creator and ruler! Saurokatt of the White Glove! Halt your attack! *The cellowship hold their breath as the orcs concider.* Sollicitorcs: Um, no! We don't want to work for you anymore! Saurokatt: Very well. I shall have to send you back from whence you came. *Raises wand* Acrable enema aros-- *Gets hit in the head with an orc shoe and gets knocked out.* Cellowship: Damnit! Solicitorcs: AAAARRRRRGGGGG!!!!! Cellowship: AAAAAAAH!!!!!! Riot Police: *Throw tear gas into the middle of the place.* *All solicitorks and cellowship members pass out from the tear gas* *When the gas clears all the solicitorcs and riot police are gone and the Cellowship members are lying in the very clean lobby of the hospital* Saurokatt: *Gets up* Well, that scouring went rather nicely. *Ducks to avoid getting hit by all cellowship members left shoes* Ha ha! I bet you couldn't hit an Oliphant that was three feet away from you! *gasps* MEEP! Gandgirl: Did you just make a bet? Saurokatt: Um, what's the right answer? Gandgirl: Yes you did! You broke our bet. As punshment for losing, you will have to... OOC: What?!? What is it?!? How about a huge feast... with chocolate! 
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 08-02-2002 at 10:10 PM. |
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08-02-2002, 10:53 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Tano: She has to throw a huge feast for us...with chocolate! (
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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08-03-2002, 07:42 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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Eärniel: Chocolate? Yes, please! Sounds like the perfect punishment.
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08-03-2002, 01:46 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Aragren-Well, I'd love to stay! But, as you all know, I have a country to rule. So, bye everyone! *Leaves*
Earniel- And she's gone... Eruviel- she didn't say goodbye. How rude. Katt- Oh well. Queens are busy. Let's get ready for the feast. Aragren- *Runs back in, in tears, madly hugging everyone from the cellowship* I'm going to miss you all SO MUCH! You were great on the journey. You were great all the time! I'll really, really, really, really, really,really,really, really,really REALLY miss you! Come visit me in Gondor anytime! Bye! *leaves for real* Cellowship-BYE ARAGREN!!*they yell out the revolving doors* OOC-Well, that's my last post for this story. I wasn't kidding...you guys WERE great! See you all in "Hobbit!" *I can hardly wait!*
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08-03-2002, 01:57 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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Claenoilbo: So... where's the feast?
Saurokatt: I just can't make a feast in 3 seconds, you know. Everyone else (including Lossei): BUT WE'RE HUNGRY!!!! Saurokatt: Alright, just give me a minute... *walks into the cafeteria* *Random noises are heard, such as a chainsaw, a chicken bawking, and a herd of giraffes* Willow: ... Who's as scared as I am? OOC: I'll be back in full posting mode in a week. Just please, don't start the Hobbit without me because my cousin's computer is messed up and I can't post on that one.
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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08-04-2002, 12:00 AM
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(After the feast, when everyone has consumed large amouts of food and gone completely hyper and are now tired and content to sit around quietly and talk)
Willow: Well guys, we did it. We destroyed the evil cell phone, we scoured the shire, we got Aragren back on her throne where she belongs. And now it's time to go home. Miriam: (Who has been sitting quietly in a cornor while the scouring went on.) Goodness yes. It's 3:00 we don't want to go over time like we did last time we met. That was an... interesting field trip we went on. Elf Girl: Glad you liked it. We've got another one planned for next time. Katt: When are we meeting next? Claenoic: As soon as everyone gets back from vacations and stuff. Elf Girl: Miriam, are you taking the ferry home this afternoon? Miriam: Yes, are you? Elf Girl: Yeah I'm meeting two of my friends at the dock. Claenoic: I have to take the ferry too, if you want to catch the 3:30 then we better leave now. Tano: We'll walk you there. Willow: Yeah, our houses are pretty close to the water. Earniel: Have fun, I live in the oppisite direction. I should probably leave now before I miss the bus. Eruviel: And so the cellowship breaks at last. We'll see eachother next week I guess. That's when the next meeting of TLA is? Miriam: Yep, let's go we have 20 minutes to get to the ferry. (And so the cellowship broke and some went west across the water on the ferry while others went to their homes on the shores of whereever it is that this is taking place. So ends the Saga of the Lady of the Cell Phones. Perhaps until some other adventure.) OOC: Alright, you guys had better be happy with this ending, I think it tied up most of the loose ends and the wait till the next meeting should ensure that we don't start the hobbit without everybody. So be happy, because I'm not rewriting this one.
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08-04-2002, 01:40 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Simply wonderful Maggie. I'll be sending the finished copy to Kenna tonight. Has she got the other two up yet?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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08-04-2002, 06:54 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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OOC: Just for personal satisfaction. Don't mind me.
*Eärniel steps from the bus and enters her house. She puts her sword next to the door. As she enters her living room, she picks up her cat and sits down in a seat. She took a deep breath.* Eärniel: Well, I'm back. OOC: I just wanted to say, this was the best RPG I've ever played! It always was the first thing I checked when I went online. And it had me crying with laughter on numerous occasions. I hope to see you lot all back in Middle earth when we try our hand on the hobbit.
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08-04-2002, 03:36 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
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Yay!!!! Thank you Earniel. I think the ending needed that little bit. I'm glad people like this ending.
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08-04-2002, 07:05 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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Good job, to everyone!
I agree, this was a great RPG, I can't wait to start on Hobbit! I like the ending, Willow...and I'm glad you ended it that way, Earniel...the whole "Sam" thang... I'm getting it up ASAP...I'm rather busy...but I'm doing my best! tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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08-05-2002, 06:42 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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*hugs everyone* This was the best RPG ever! Love the ending, love Miriam, love the adventure, love everyone! *breaks down into happy tears* Cant wait for the next meeting...
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