What were they really thinking?

Sween · 12-22-2002, 03:18 PM

There was one of these treads for Fellowship and it was quite fun so i thought i may as well start one for two towers (seeing as i couldnt find it).

Aragorn when the horse is trying to kiss him

Aragorn: Arwen i wish you would use conditioner your hairs all hard and knotted!

durin's bane · 12-22-2002, 04:11 PM

Sam *taking bite of lemba*: Ew...how long have these been in here?

Sween · 12-22-2002, 04:14 PM

legolas whole movie *you know im much harder than everyone else whos every lived*

Falagar · 12-22-2002, 05:24 PM

Legolas to Gimli, after Aragorn's "death":
"Yeah, I've always thought he was a bit of a hot-shot."

Arathorn · 12-23-2002, 01:14 AM

Ent after pulling the dam apart: *OK kids. It's time to get off the pool. Time for adult swim.*

Gimli after Aragorn stops to pick up the brooch: *They tell me to hurry up and then they have time to pick up girly things?*

Duddun · 12-23-2002, 01:18 AM

*Gimilli at helms deep when he is thown by aragorn in front of the gate.* I hope he threw far enough.

Arathorn · 12-23-2002, 01:39 AM

Gandalf: Now I come to you at the turn of the tide. *thinking: Now I come to you after washing with Tide(tm)*

Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas as Gandalf reveals himself: *Galadriel, is that you again? No don't tell me; Arwen? Um, Haldir? Elrond?...*

Sween · 12-23-2002, 10:38 AM

Legolas watching aragorn toss gimli: that little two timer

durin's bane · 12-23-2002, 12:49 PM

Gollum *dancing around with fish at the forbidden pool*: Just act all happy and innocent and they won't find out what I did in there...

Miranda · 12-23-2002, 06:59 PM

Legolas to Aragorn TTT "You look terrible!" *MIAOW!*- had to do it sorry, I love Leggie Lou Lou really! Mx

Arathorn · 12-23-2002, 08:15 PM

Gimli from behind the battlement wall: *Now I know how Mike Wazowsky feels*

Elf.Freak · 12-28-2002, 07:34 AM

Gimli: *jumps up and down behind wall*
Legolas: you know, you'd make a good live teapot in 'Beauty and the Beast'
Gimli: *Thinks 'next he'll want me to sing 'I'm a little teapot!'*

Elenessiel · 12-30-2002, 01:00 AM

Treebeard to Merry and Pippin: "The Ents have decided..."
(pause)
Merry or Pippin: "Well?"
Treebeard: "...That you are not orcs."
Merry or Pippin: "What about Saruman?"
Treebeard: "He is not an orc either."

I apologize if I have misquoted any lines, but I'll get them right after I've seen it another five or so times.

Arathorn · 12-30-2002, 01:20 AM

Nazgul as Frodo holds up the One Ring in Osgiliath: <Screech> *thinking: In place of a Dark Lord you shall have a Queen!...*

Frodo: *thinking: 'Must get that hot elf chick off my mind*

squinteyedsoutherner · 12-30-2002, 01:27 AM

"I am Gandalf the white"

Aragorn: "you fell?"

"through fire and water"

Legolas: bows head solemnly

"then I smote it's ruin on the mountain side"

Gimli: "but did you see any wings lad?"

Arathorn · 12-30-2002, 01:44 AM

Saruman while Isengard is being sacked by the ents: "How many times do I have to tell you kids to stop playing with matches, er Ents?!"

Arathorn · 12-25-2003, 11:53 AM

Aragorn to Gandalf and Co. before the storming of the Black Gate: "For Frodo..."

*thinking* For the Oscars..
---------------

Gollum trying to get the Ring from Frodo in Mt Doom:

*thinking* Wee! I'm flying!!!
----------------

Gollum Sinking into the lava:

*thinking* My pixels are melting!!!

Sauron *thinking* Doh!!!
(homer simpson style)
-----------------

Merry during the battle before the Black Gates: "The eagles are coming!"

*thinking* Welcome to the Hotel California...
___________

The Witch-King when Eowyn yells: "I am no man!"

*thinking as it melts* YUCK!!! And to think I wanted to kiss you!

Laurelyn · 12-29-2003, 04:58 PM

Gollum (Smeagol) strangling Deagol:
*that'll teach you not to call me smarty-pants!*

Tuor of Gondolin · 12-29-2003, 07:10 PM

Gollum disappearing in lava with the Ring:

(Thinks to himself, "How about that. That hack Peter Jackson got something right!'). Then says aloud:

"Let's see that f******* f**** Dobby top this death scene!
Can't wait for my Oscar acceptance spee...agh! It burns us! It burns us, precious. Where's that ***** stunt double?
Oh wait, the fat hobbit's throwing us a rope. Let's grab it.
Agh! It freezes, it bites! Elves twisted it, curse them! Nasty cruel hobbit. It hurts....."

PJ: "Cut! Cut! Gollum. Babe! You're doing improv again. Now let's do the scene over the way I improved, I mean adapted, it.

Gollum: "I cannot work with that man. He just drains me!"

12-22-2002, 03:18 PM	#1
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	What were they really thinking? There was one of these treads for Fellowship and it was quite fun so i thought i may as well start one for two towers (seeing as i couldnt find it). Aragorn when the horse is trying to kiss him Aragorn: Arwen i wish you would use conditioner your hairs all hard and knotted! __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

12-22-2002, 04:14 PM	#3
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	legolas whole movie you know im much harder than everyone else whos every lived __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

12-22-2002, 05:24 PM	#4
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Legolas to Gimli, after Aragorn's "death": "Yeah, I've always thought he was a bit of a hot-shot." __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

12-23-2002, 01:14 AM	#5
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Ent after pulling the dam apart: OK kids. It's time to get off the pool. Time for adult swim. Gimli after Aragorn stops to pick up the brooch: They tell me to hurry up and then they have time to pick up girly things? __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

12-23-2002, 01:18 AM	#6
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	Gimilli at helms deep when he is thown by aragorn in front of the gate. I hope he threw far enough. __________________ If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. **************************** I'm Not Evil! ************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! **************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun

12-22-2002, 04:11 PM	#2
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Sam taking bite of lemba: Ew...how long have these been in here?

12-23-2002, 01:39 AM	#7
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Gandalf: Now I come to you at the turn of the tide. thinking: Now I come to you after washing with Tide(tm) Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas as Gandalf reveals himself: Galadriel, is that you again? No don't tell me; Arwen? Um, Haldir? Elrond?... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

12-23-2002, 10:38 AM	#8
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Legolas watching aragorn toss gimli: that little two timer __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

12-23-2002, 12:49 PM	#9
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Gollum dancing around with fish at the forbidden pool: Just act all happy and innocent and they won't find out what I did in there... __________________ Yada, yada, yada

12-23-2002, 06:59 PM	#10
Miranda 'Bohemian princess of Covent Garden Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Mill Posts: 544	Legolas to Aragorn TTT "You look terrible!" MIAOW!- had to do it sorry, I love Leggie Lou Lou really! Mx __________________ There's only us, there's only this, forget regret or life is yours to miss. No other road, no other way, no day but today.

12-23-2002, 08:15 PM	#11
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Gimli from behind the battlement wall: Now I know how Mike Wazowsky feels __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

12-28-2002, 07:34 AM	#12
Elf.Freak Orli's lil fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sugar World/Orlando Bloom Cloud Posts: 464	Gimli: jumps up and down behind wall Legolas: you know, you'd make a good live teapot in 'Beauty and the Beast' Gimli: Thinks 'next he'll want me to sing 'I'm a little teapot!' __________________ >>--elven arrow--> ~ Give a man a fish and he'll feed for a day, give me a fish and you'll only get it back! ~ I've gotta new avatar! looks kinda like me...anime style! ~ LOST: Orlando Bloom. If found, please send him straight to Elf.Freak

12-30-2002, 01:00 AM	#13
Elenessiel Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Not Nebraska Posts: 17	Treebeard to Merry and Pippin: "The Ents have decided..." (pause) Merry or Pippin: "Well?" Treebeard: "...That you are not orcs." Merry or Pippin: "What about Saruman?" Treebeard: "He is not an orc either." I apologize if I have misquoted any lines, but I'll get them right after I've seen it another five or so times.

12-30-2002, 01:20 AM	#14
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Nazgul as Frodo holds up the One Ring in Osgiliath: <Screech> thinking: In place of a Dark Lord you shall have a Queen!... Frodo: thinking: 'Must get that hot elf chick off my mind __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 12-30-2002 at 01:21 AM.

12-30-2002, 01:27 AM	#15
squinteyedsoutherner Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 198	"I am Gandalf the white" Aragorn: "you fell?" "through fire and water" Legolas: bows head solemnly "then I smote it's ruin on the mountain side" Gimli: "but did you see any wings lad?" Last edited by squinteyedsoutherner : 12-30-2002 at 01:33 AM.

12-30-2002, 01:44 AM	#16
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Saruman while Isengard is being sacked by the ents: "How many times do I have to tell you kids to stop playing with matches, er Ents?!" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

12-25-2003, 11:53 AM	#17
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	ROTK SCENES! (spoliers) Aragorn to Gandalf and Co. before the storming of the Black Gate: "For Frodo..." thinking For the Oscars.. --------------- Gollum trying to get the Ring from Frodo in Mt Doom: thinking Wee! I'm flying!!! ---------------- Gollum Sinking into the lava: thinking My pixels are melting!!! Sauron thinking Doh!!! (homer simpson style) ----------------- Merry during the battle before the Black Gates: "The eagles are coming!" thinking Welcome to the Hotel California... ___________ The Witch-King when Eowyn yells: "I am no man!" thinking as it melts YUCK!!! And to think I wanted to kiss you! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 12-25-2003 at 12:08 PM.

12-29-2003, 04:58 PM	#18
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Gollum (Smeagol) strangling Deagol: that'll teach you not to call me smarty-pants! __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

12-29-2003, 07:10 PM	#19
Tuor of Gondolin Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southeastern Pennsylvania Posts: 1,215	Gollum disappearing in lava with the Ring: (Thinks to himself, "How about that. That hack Peter Jackson got something right!'). Then says aloud: "Let's see that f***** f Dobby top this death scene! Can't wait for my Oscar acceptance spee...agh! It burns us! It burns us, precious. Where's that *** stunt double? Oh wait, the fat hobbit's throwing us a rope. Let's grab it. Agh! It freezes, it bites! Elves twisted it, curse them! Nasty cruel hobbit. It hurts....." PJ: "Cut! Cut! Gollum. Babe! You're doing improv again. Now let's do the scene over the way I improved, I mean adapted, it. Gollum: "I cannot work with that man. He just drains me!" __________________ Democrat for Kerry-Edwards! Take Back America Aure entuluva! Last edited by Tuor of Gondolin : 12-29-2003 at 07:12 PM.

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