12-29-2003, 07:10 PM | #19 |
Elf Lord
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Gollum disappearing in lava with the Ring:
(Thinks to himself, "How about that. That hack Peter Jackson got something right!'). Then says aloud: "Let's see that f******* f**** Dobby top this death scene! Can't wait for my Oscar acceptance spee...agh! It burns us! It burns us, precious. Where's that ***** stunt double? Oh wait, the fat hobbit's throwing us a rope. Let's grab it. Agh! It freezes, it bites! Elves twisted it, curse them! Nasty cruel hobbit. It hurts....." PJ: "Cut! Cut! Gollum. Babe! You're doing improv again. Now let's do the scene over the way I improved, I mean adapted, it. Gollum: "I cannot work with that man. He just drains me!"
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