The Demands of the Army of Free Entmoot!

[Tessar]

Greetings, Foolish, foolish, poor, pathetic weaklings!

In a word; this behavior is despicable! (okay, so that’s more than one word)

You’ve cast the only true, working member of your Order (The lovely and fair, Sister Golden Hair) out!

You might think “Oh, geez we made her President!” but no, you DEMOTED her! This is intolerable!

We the Army of Free Mooters (‘r us) ™, demand these actions IMMEDIATELY! (read: NOW)

1. Thou shalt reinstate Sister Golden Hair (the lovely and the fair) to her position as Administrator.

2. Thou shalt raise JONATHAN to the post of President, for he is both wise and (so I’m told) stunningly cute, drawing votes from fan-girls like you wouldn’t believe.

3. Thou shalt make Tessar a mod.

4. Please?

5. And we speak for the entire army when we request this.

6. No kidding!

7. Where the hell am I?

8. Lost my flipping place…

9. Okay, here we go.

10. Thou shalt apologize to the mooters for trying to spoil their little bit of fun with the birthday thing.

11. Thou shalt declare this day: “Tolkien Reading Day #2”, this day shall be a holy day of obligation in which all Tolkien fans must read at least a chapter out of something that Tolkien has written to show their true devotion.

12. Thou shalt create a forum-altar dedicated to this day.

13. Thou shalt remove the flipping 90 second posting limit. I mean geesh! Come off with it already!

14. Thou shalt provide (the lovely and fair) Sister Golden Hair with a Queen’s Throne of Non-imported lumber milled right here in the United States with Home Grown Goodness.

15. Thou shalt find (and provide) Sister Gol-… err…. her with the real Finrod to sit next to her. Cheap substitutes will not do.

These be our demands! You have twenty-four hours before we destroy Valandil, overthrow the Moot (which is self defeating for us, but never mind that), Bust a Move, and start playing Mission Impossible music while flitting fleetly from thread to thread, causing havoc and war!!!! <-- !!!!

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THE ARMY OF FREE ENTMOOT!!!!™


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